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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. AoMythology

    AoMythology Know what you're doing yet?

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    Sage Shikamaru concurs. :p
     
  2. anap1

    anap1 Gone for Good

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    I take a dump on people I dont like
    See if my bird kids will also be as intelligent as humans
    Be the beginning of a new sentient race
     
  3. Chaos Fantasy

    Chaos Fantasy Versed in the lewd.

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    Commenting again, because idea.
    Since Cell/Namekian DNA is in Android 21... I just realized...

    Am I dumb enough to test out if i can do asexual reproduction?
    Like, am I foolish enough to decide to try it out to see how it feels?

    I shall do a Stupid Test!
    Chaos Fantasy is 93% dumb. WOW
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/434045

    I am dumb enough. :(
     
  4. ALIAS FAKENAME

    ALIAS FAKENAME Know what you're doing yet?

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    Eat Donuts.
     
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  5. Grosstoad

    Grosstoad Whimsical Paranoid Creeper

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    . . . Is my avatar still a dead pigeon?
     
  6. omegasrevenge

    omegasrevenge The Epic of Alexander (Ultimate)

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  7. Ilikebob

    Ilikebob Stuck in a jar

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    Yup.

    Though you can probably use creative interpretation and say it's a ghost pigeon.
     
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  8. Mingo

    Mingo Son of a Hazmot

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    Buy a dozen razors
     
  9. MisticeSilence321

    MisticeSilence321 Lombaxes...yumy~

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    I'm Rivet, the Lombax...but tall, curvy, and busty...

    I guess I'll go build a spaceship or something. If Ratchet can build one out of scrap, I could probably do the same.
     
  10. tem345

    tem345 Not too sore, are you?

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    my avatar is an oc incubus. I will just use it for sex or mind control women for money and power
     
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  11. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    Either die of brain rot or be best friend to the courier.
     
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  12. Omega Cloud

    Omega Cloud Safeguard.

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    Chill and not think in the fact that I probably live in a Lovecraftian nightmare...
    Also masturbate. A lot.
     
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  13. Madgizmo99

    Madgizmo99 Lazy Wizardry at its finest

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    Figure out how spells work, then go off on adventures with random people because what else is a Final Fantasy Black Mage gonna do....if its FFXII or FFXIV though the plan also includes sleeping with a Viera and/or a Mi'quote...because why the hell not.
     
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  14. zup

    zup Experienced.

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    Interesting test. My choice of username for QQ was fortuitous.
    zup is 34% dumb. WOW
     
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  15. cailco

    cailco C'Tan Shard looking for Entertainment

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    Ya. you DON'T want me to wake up as my avatar. put simply I'd make God look weak. and that isn't a boast. The lore behind the nightbringer from it's home universe is just terror inducing and not a good time for anyone.
     
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  16. General_Glitch

    General_Glitch Making the rounds.

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    I'd explore the warp and/or spontaneously mutate into a chaos spawn.
     
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  17. vampmire

    vampmire Know what you're doing yet?

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    Wake up as a set of dice d&d style dice to be precise hope to fucking God someone comes and rolls me
     
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  18. testpilot24

    testpilot24 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Will try to fly back to Rodina. Only to find that she was destroyed by GDI. And then they terminate me, because i'm not from right people.
     
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  19. GoodOldChap

    GoodOldChap Not too sore, are you?

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    Find some really nice soaps, and try to locate a cellar. Tomb colonists both smell like decay and die if the sun sees them.
     
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  20. SeekvairaBles

    SeekvairaBles Genocidal Librarian, Lackadaisical Warlord.

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    Just discovered and scrolled through this glorious mess.
    Wake up as Jibril... hopefully not wreck my room with far beyond street level superhuman ability, convince my roommate who I am, and then get started on learning/practicing/verifying functionality of my magic.
    Honestly, lewds are pretty low on my list, somewhere below 'find a way out of this reality before it im/ex-plodes due to the influx of supernatural fuckery' if this is a hypothetical where everyone is their avatars.
    Potentially look for The Glowing Gold Man, The Archdeity can probably help a fellow degenerate leave the universe without leaving the mortal coil... Also, I want that Jinglebeer his CYOA offered me, and to give the man a clap on the back for his amusing and lewd CYOA's that have provided me hours of fun scrolling through and making hypothetical builds for.
    (to clarify, my assumption is that we wake up on earth with the bodies/powers of our avatars)
     
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  21. Merlin

    Merlin [Verified Idol: Magi☆Mari]

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    1)Having an existential crisis until I decide to just ignore it.
    2)Using my powers to make jokes only my father would laugh at.
    3)Turn a certain person's life into a very funny Alice in Wonderland
     
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  22. Catgc

    Catgc Experienced.

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    Well we seem to have the same person as our avatar, I just have a lot more Fou than you.
     
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  23. Merlin

    Merlin [Verified Idol: Magi☆Mari]

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    We are brothers separated at birth
     
  24. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    If you become the avatar, you'd be Merlin and all those Fous too.
     
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  25. Catgc

    Catgc Experienced.

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    I know it was already madness when I figured that out but thought I only had 1 Fou not like 9-10 of them. Fear me I am LEGION!
     
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  26. Merlin

    Merlin [Verified Idol: Magi☆Mari]

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    A Cath Palug Legion? Run for your life!!!! *crazy bitch Merlin screams*
     
  27. RSR2000

    RSR2000 Versed in the lewd.

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    Go in front of the mirror and marvel at my newfound beauty. Also, my avatar is still male so I'm pretty without gender dysphoria, hooray!
     
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  28. MiraiGW

    MiraiGW He who drinks to attain enlightenment

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    Okay since i'm lit as fuck atm gonna say my avatar is an OC and despite the blindfold he ain't blind, just something he wears. Also has fire control or somethin. So a decent lookin guy, skinny with red long hair and has control over flames to some degree I like alot ha ha XD

    PS: I fucked that XD up about 4 times in a row, I am highly lit at 4 am ladies and fellasmen
     
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  29. Merlin

    Merlin [Verified Idol: Magi☆Mari]

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    Open your eyes to reality Mirai: you are blind.
     
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  30. Khorne's-berzerker

    Khorne's-berzerker YOUR SKULLS FOR KHORNE

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    Commit murder and summon my god and be elevated to demon prince status if i succeed in taking over the world if not suffer for all eternity
     
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