Treble
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Nope, travel for the sake of stealing other people's land and settle to escape religious persecution (or the victims of YOUR religious persecution). America was made by the villains of an alien invasion film...or rather, the other way around.Travel for the sake of travel, accidentally trip over a great treasure. Use that treasure to kick the asses of a bunch of people who deserve it (and a few that admittedly don't), and tell the world to get off your porch.
Yeah, sure. "Your" backyard.eep tripping over more great treasures seemingly every time you take a walk in your back yard.
Nah, more like enter a conflict you really shouldn't have and directly lead to the world going properly insane.World goes to shit.
Get off your porch, beat the idiots until they listen to sense. Go back to retirement.
No, I'll give you that one. WW2 was your aristeia.Beat the shit out of the idiots until they listen again. Think about going into retirement, but no, you've finally got a rival.
Heh. Friendship.....sure.Activate Power Of Friendship on most of the people whose asses you saved as well as the ones whose asses you kicked.
Not how heroic narratives work. The USSR doesn't lose after some grand battle, it just collapses because it was always just a paper tiger.Posture for a while, do some flexing, hit the gym. Rival gets progressively more pathetic until he doesn't matter anymore. Get a new rival.
Everything after that is R8 adjacent, so let's not talk about that.