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Tried making cabbage stew for the first time.
The instructions I followed called for 1kg of cabbage, so I got a 2kg one intending to halve it.
Of course I didn't actually remember to do that in the actual moment of getting it done, so supplementing it instead of 1kg of carrot and 4 onions it has ~250g of carrot and 2 onions >.>
 
heralding_bubble said:
Tried making cabbage stew for the first time.
The instructions I followed called for 1kg of cabbage, so I got a 2kg one intending to halve it.
Of course I didn't actually remember to do that in the actual moment of getting it done, so supplementing it instead of 1kg of carrot and 4 onions it has ~250g of carrot and 2 onions >.>
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Heh, lol. I will have to try making cabbage soup. I usually stir fry cabbage. Cabbage and sausage is one of my favorite childhood dishes. (Usually using summer sausage, or deer meat sausage. Beef is good too.)

Although, cabbage is a great base or major item for Asian stir fries too.

But cabbage works well with strong meat flavors. (Liver and gizzards can work, but I personally prefer sausage.) and it both reduces Down quite a bit and gives you a lot of volume for thru weight so it is filling. Not potato level filling. But more than say carrots, celery, peas, etc. but it is heartier than most leafy greens like kale, spinach, etc.

I usually don't do it with chicken as chicken is a bit mild. So I like pairing it with a veggie that is more impactful. Like peppers. Larger amounts of onion. Or something chunky and crisp, like broccoli. (Potatoes work if it is seasoned well. I prefer eggs and potatoes to chicken and potatoes though.)
 
heralding_bubble said:
Tried making cabbage stew for the first time.
The instructions I followed called for 1kg of cabbage, so I got a 2kg one intending to halve it.
Of course I didn't actually remember to do that in the actual moment of getting it done, so supplementing it instead of 1kg of carrot and 4 onions it has ~250g of carrot and 2 onions >.>
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I think the problem was you didn't add enough cabbage, actually.
 
I picked up the holy bible from the post today, which is great since the ETA was like, the last quarter of November.

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Need a tie-breaker vote for Ambitions of an Idiot Vampiress. Was originally asking around my own threads, then the magical girl and futanari threads since this particular vote is about screwing with a mesmerized futanari magical girl, but I'm not getting any more votes, so here we are.

Current vote is by task, with three choices: what the vampire is doing to the child the magical girl has been impregnated with, how the vampire is dealing with the magical girl now that she's caught the magical girl regenerating away her mind control by shifting her brain and body back to normal, and how to punish the magical girl over this. Leading (or rather, only) votes are as follows:

Plan Self-Love and Personal Growth v2 - Child is being turned into a copy of the vampire focused on physical combat ability. The fix for Sparkling Knuckle's mesmerism is to grow a second, easily mesmerized brain inside one of her breasts, then give her an external male reproductive system and use the lust toward Zenna to control Sparkling Knuckle. The punishment is to drain some of Sparkling Knuckle's intelligence into the vampire copy, swell her breasts up to the point that they get in the way, grow two huge penises on her, and force her to give birth to quadruplets (the other offspring will be normal humans).

Plan: child dark paladins and magic girl futa-breeder - Child is being turned into a transforming magical knight. The fix for Sparkling Knuckle's mesmerism is to grow a second, easily mesmerized brain inside one of her breasts, then give her an internal testicle to use to direct a male lust toward Zenna to control Sparkling Knuckle through (so almost the same, but without an external male reproductive system), and also to make Sparkling Knuckle think she has always been like that and joined Zenna willingly. The punishment is to force Sparkling Knuckle to birth quadruplets, all of whom will be modified the same way, to restrict her body's growth so that it shows no external signs of the pregnancy, and to change her so that she has a human sized penis when aroused that shrinks to look like a clitoris when flaccid.

Plan: Placeholder9 - Child is going to be specialized for seduction and sexual domination. The fix for Sparkling Knuckle is to grow a second, easily mesmerized brain inside on of her breasts, then give her an internal testicle to use to direct male lust toward Zenna to control Sparkling Knuckle through, and also to make Sparkling Knuckle think she has always been like that and joined Zenna willingly (literally the same as plan child dark paladins and magic girl futa-breeder, so technically that fix option is in the lead). The punishment is to grow a penis tail on Sparkling Knuckle.

That said, vote is by task, not by plan, so technically, someone could swing a vote using one task from each plan and cause the winning vote to be none of them.
 
Is there anyone here that's interested in magical girl stories or quests?

If you do please @ or Pm me
 
After watching a certain chubby electron guy video my brain won't shut up about a Kancolle idea wherein the stereotypical SI comes back as the USS Nemo.

AKA, U-505 the only remaining type 9C U-boat in existence currently parked in the middle of Chicago.

I have no idea for where the plot would go, but my brain insists on going 'hey, wouldn't it be cool to have an american shipgirl who is actually a german submarine and watch everyone's brains break trying to make sense of it?'
 
TheMidnightRook said:
Kronk
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According to a wiki about him:


Despite working for Yzma, Kronk is a genuinely kind person, and enjoys helping those around him. His loyalty to Yzma seems to stem largely from being a people pleaser, regardless of the people in question. He also occasionally disobeys Yzma whenever he finds her commands to be too cruel, like when he is told to kill Kuzco by throwing him off the waterfall, but he instead chooses to save Kuzco's life.
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... so not actually evil?
 
evildice said:
According to a wiki about him:


Despite working for Yzma, Kronk is a genuinely kind person, and enjoys helping those around him. His loyalty to Yzma seems to stem largely from being a people pleaser, regardless of the people in question. He also occasionally disobeys Yzma whenever he finds her commands to be too cruel, like when he is told to kill Kuzco by throwing him off the waterfall, but he instead chooses to save Kuzco's life.
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... so not actually evil?
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there is no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners
 
evildice said:
What's an evil golden retriever supposed to be like?
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Maybe evil himbo is the incorrect term. Basicaly an evil couple where the wife technically fits the yandere archetype, even if made made from the west. It's just nobody notices because different fandoms or she's evil so loyalty by killing her husband's enemies is expected.
 
Lorsïthrorung said:
Maybe evil himbo is the incorrect term. Basicaly an evil couple where the wife technically fits the yandere archetype, even if made made from the west. It's just nobody notices because different fandoms or she's evil so loyalty by killing her husband's enemies is expected.
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Maybe something like Voldemort & Bellatrix, if Voldie had a dick?
 
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Maybe something like Voldemort & Bellatrix, if Voldie had a dick?
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He canonically does have one. In the stage play sequel to the main Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, the cursed child in question, and ultimate villain of the plot, is the time-travelling daughter of Voldemort and Bellatrix. Voldy suffered a very similar fate to his father, sad to say, in that he would clearly have been raped for that character to exist, as he has no concept of romantic or sexual love himself.
 
YouTube appears to be blocking my no-cookies / no-ads private windows, so I guess I'm going to be listening to playlists on BandCamp from now on.
 
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