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Wondering whether I should continue my Xianxia jumpchain oneshot, move on to a second vanilla-ish jump, or make a new Creative Mode jumpchain.
 
Dying in exam hell, and working on a SFW quest idea.
 
Hyp3rB14d3 said:
That awkward moment where you don't realize a manga is guro until you turn the page and find a dinosaur biting off someone's penis.
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That reminds me of an old joke.

An African ambassador, when in Russia, is taken by a Russian ambassador to play Russian Roulette, (Don't question the legality, plausibility or political viability of such a move, it's a joke.), and he is most taken with it.

Some years later, when the Russian ambassador is visiting Africa, the same diplomat is very excited to see his old acquaintance, and at the earliest opportunity, takes him out to play African Roulette. African roulette, he explains, involves getting a blowjob from one of six beautiful African women.

When the puzzled Russian diplomat asks him where the element of risk is, he triumphantly explains. "Ah, you see, but one of them is a cannibal!"
 
Ugh. I hate true routes in VNs. Because one of the routes needed to unlock them is nearly always a fucking tsundere.

In this particular case, the tsundere just jumped off a cliff because the PC didn't trust her when she was lying. I think I'm supposed to feel bad, but I just have the same nonplussed response I always fucking have to fucking tsundere.
Priapus said:
That reminds me of an old joke.

An African ambassador, when in Russia, is taken by a Russian ambassador to play Russian Roulette, (Don't question the legality, plausibility or political viability of such a move, it's a joke.), and he is most taken with it.

Some years later, when the Russian ambassador is visiting Africa, the same diplomat is very excited to see his old acquaintance, and at the earliest opportunity, takes him out to play African Roulette. African roulette, he explains, involves getting a blowjob from one of six beautiful African women.

When the puzzled Russian diplomat asks him where the element of risk is, he triumphantly explains. "Ah, you see, but one of them is a cannibal!"
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Legality and political viability aside, why are they both still alive after playing Russian Roulette? Were they playing with a (late) friend?
 
magic9mushroom said:
Ugh. I hate true routes in VNs. Because one of the routes needed to unlock them is nearly always a fucking tsundere.

In this particular case, the tsundere just jumped off a cliff because the PC didn't trust her when she was lying. I think I'm supposed to feel bad, but I just have the same nonplussed response I always fucking have to fucking tsundere.

Legality and political viability aside, why are they both still alive after playing Russian Roulette? Were they playing with a (late) friend?
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Either they joined a larger game and someone else "won", or they were playing X rounds rather than to the death.

There's no actual guarantee of lethality in Russian Roulette unless you keep playing until someone dies.
 
My signature mtg deck of over a decade has gone missing and I don't know where it went...

There is a hole in my soul where my beloved Broodmother Dragons and Crucible of Dragons, my Red Akromas, my White Akromas, my Reya Dawnbringers, my Myojin of Clensing Fire, my Novablast Wurm, my Nobilis of War, my Godsires, my Keepers of Progenitus, my Mayael the Anima, my Elvish Pipers... and the delicious full art lands.... and so many more other priceless cards used to be.
 
Wow, I am such a fucking scrub. So get this, I'm sitting here for the last week with my newly built PC, wondering why my games aren't running all that great, and I look on the back of my PC, and realize, no shit, I have nothing plugged into the GPU. Fail.
 
Note to self: earwax buildup can cause a legion of strange and worrying symptoms. Today I experienced a rubbery stretching sound when I opened my mouth, which had me wondering if I were developing premature arthritis in the jaw until I thought to clean out my ears.
AngelicKnight. said:
Hello people, how are you all?
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Annoyed; had to drop a couple of the fics I was reading due to irreconcilable philosophical and sexual differences and all the others seem to be on hiatus.
 
magic9mushroom said:
Note to self: earwax buildup can cause a legion of strange and worrying symptoms. Today I experienced a rubbery stretching sound when I opened my mouth, which had me wondering if I were developing premature arthritis in the jaw until I thought to clean out my ears.

Annoyed; had to drop a couple of the fics I was reading due to irreconcilable philosophical and sexual differences and all the others seem to be on hiatus.
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*Hugs you till your annoyance reduces*
 
AngelicKnight. said:
*Hugs you till your annoyance reduces*
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Thanks. Coincidentally enough, I kinda need a hug right now, because this...
magic9mushroom said:
I had a recurring dream about violently killing things (Sugou Nobuyuki, my mother, bullies at school) for a while, but it seems to have gone away a few months ago.
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...turned out to be false. Mum. Eggbeater. "Wah! What have you done? Ru Balakalak is not only dead, he is blah blah!"
 
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magic9mushroom said:
Thanks. Coincidentally enough, I kinda need a hug right now, because this...

...turned out to be false. Mum. Eggbeater. "Wah! What have you done? Ru Balakalak is not only dead, he is blah blah!"
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A strange dream but no stranger than reality.
*Provides warm hugs and fluffy wings for people to snuggle into*
 
AngelicKnight. said:
A strange dream but no stranger than reality.
*Provides warm hugs and fluffy wings for people to snuggle into*
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I don't murder people IRL. It therefore is stranger.

(The quote is from the Rampart Worlds trilogy by Julian May - from which I'm 99% certain my subconscious filched that murder method - and not from the dream, in case it wasn't clear. It's the exclamation - sketchily translated by the protagonist - of a medic upon finding the corpse of Ru Balakalak, a minor villain; to prevent Balakalak from being revived, the protagonist had puréed his brain with a mixing wand.)
 
magic9mushroom said:
I don't murder people IRL. It therefore is stranger.

(The quote is from the Rampart Worlds trilogy by Julian May - from which I'm 99% certain my subconscious filched that murder method - and not from the dream, in case it wasn't clear. It's the exclamation - sketchily translated by the protagonist - of a medic upon finding the corpse of Ru Balakalak, a minor villain; to prevent Balakalak from being revived, the protagonist had puréed his brain with a mixing wand.)
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Huh... in that case you need extra hugs!
*Hugs you*
 
I was just passing by two lads, one older, carrying a nerf gun, one younger.

Gesturing to me, the younger lad said: "Give it back, or I'll have to break your face in front of this nice man!"

As I walked away, I heard him add "and He'll help me hise the body!"

In some ways it's heartening to see that the youth of todaY is much the same as it was when I was a youth. :D
 
EtchedSteel said:
God heavens, when was the last time I actually went to QQ for something. Bleach made me trying to recover my password for this. :p
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As far as I can tell, it was the tenth of September last year, and you mostly came here to comment on how seldom you come here. :p

(I'd link it, but my phone ate the URL.)
 
Priapus said:
Pics or it didn't happen. :V

Seriously, though, do they just ban anything that gets reported, or does 4chan have some sort of spork taboo?
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It expired on today and I didnt take the picture :/ Only have linked
Guess it didnt happen then. But good news is that now i am unbanned that can now ask the question on that thread
 
Question, is it possible for QQ to get something like SB/SV's Reader Mode?

It'd make things easier just in-case there's suddenly no internet or if there can't be multiple pages
 
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