Governor's Gambit - Star Wars SI into Imperial Governor

[lusians]

Ok, so the Eternal Empire is from Legends

So my boy is in legends

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Author already stated he is mixing stuff from legends & disney wars

 

[Fallout5368]

It should be mentioned that while Valkorian started out as a Sith the Eternal Empire and whatever he Became are not Sith related. So whatever this Cult is it's not related to anything the Sith themselves would do.
Edit: I say this because whatever he was required both the ghosts of Jedi and Sith to Work Together to put in the ground permanently. That should tell you all just how bad this Cult could be.

 

[Blackenedthorn]

I can only imagine Palpatine learning of the Eternal Empire Cultists and instead of sending Vader to deal with OLD Sith, the Emperor does out for an Enthusiastic Walk to have a little chat with the Cultist. Meanwhile Las is freaking the fuck out because the Emperor is coming and his little corner of the Empire isn't evil enough, later it turns out he's willing to overlook things because Las' PDA's make his eternal battle with paperwork less eternal.

 

[Morkail]

Oh boy the enteral empire one has to wonder if anything down there will lead to Zakuul some of the tech from legends would be very useful. I don't think the inquisitior will inform the emperor one nothing that important has been found, two he would have no idea how big of a deal that could be considering the eternal empire was technically a none Sith force using empire.

Thanks for the chapter.

 

[theoretisch cool]

Now it's time to call Daddy Vader. How far is he from Zaakul?

 

[Shane.W]

Well time to start head smashing the exterminatis button like a 40k Inquisitor.

 

[Treangulator]

Guys, guys, we need no Vader. Just burn them with fire from orbit. Lot's of fire.

 

[PotatOS2]

One must goon to master fanfic goonology writing....

 

[carbon1923]

Guys, guys, we need no Vader. Just burn them with fire from orbit. Lot's of fire.

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Vader is not only cheaper, but also more thorough in devastating the area, to ensure maximum annihilation of threats.

 

[Watching]

Hmmm… is the Whirlwind just a really fast Tie VTOL?

Walking through the tunnel was a mass. It could hardly be called a living thing, despite the fact that its many mouths breathed and its amalgamation of legs lifted it step by step.

Shambling its way into the room, it was followed by three figures. Two were humanoid, but clearly modified, with multiple other arms and legs wrapped around their original appendages.

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Oh great that sounds like a BOW, I guess this is resident evil Star Wars edition now

 

[oscar e Sampedro Lopez]

Thanks for the chapter Great story as always
Poor guy, I will have to deal with more Sith BS now.

 

[Mistroz]

excellent chapter.

 

[DeviantSix]

A great chapter here.

Also, I'm seeing a lot of talk of greater Imperial attention or issues coming about this, but would the symbol even be recognized?

It's been thousands of years after all, with a Dark Age put in there to boot. Knowledge of the Eternal Empire isn't going to be well known, if at all. And even if Palpy knows enough to recognize the symbol, I feel by the time he sees the information, the event will have already been dealt with- especially as the Seventh Brother won't be calling for reinforcements outside of perhaps local assistance.

This is his effort to make up for his prior failure. Calling in Inquisitorial backup or even getting Vader involved is not going to be an option if he wants to survive with this being what will get him back into good graces.

 

[Phylonemios]

Can't wait for someone to call Vader or Palpy, and proceed to do maximum orbital bombardment ! With a side of glassing the area heh.

Thank you for writing !

 

[Kurohime]

This is even considering that we don't get someone awesome like Darth Nox/Occulus/Imperius in some form of force stasis somewhere.

Idk about the other swtor story lines waive only fully completed Inquisitor through Eternal Empire, but at the end of that it isn't Vitiate on the throne.

 

[paxus22]

what's the chance that the MC finds a statis pod with someone's old SWTOR mmo character in it lol?
maybe find some Alliance personnel? and with them create a reformed empire in the rim.
lol cant wait so see what happens

and all the below have good ships muhahaha

• Jedi Knight
• Jedi Consular
• Trooper +havoc squad republic spec ops
• Smuggler
• Sith Warrior
• Sith Inquisitor
• Bounty Hunter
• Imperial Agent (maybe a chiss)

 

[Yacov]

His prowess with a lightsaber or the more violent aspects of the Force had always been lesser than that of his colleagues. However, his connection with the more esoteric side, combined with his patience, allowed him to maneuver in different directions than the other inquisitors.

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Well Seventh Brother is going to be very interested in the Eternal Empire loot. Might even fund/give blessing for a "Special Research Department" in his name on Edin.

Shambling its way into the room, it was followed by three figures. Two were humanoid, but clearly modified, with multiple other arms and legs wrapped around their original appendages.

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Get the Imperial Repeating Rifle, the Heavy Imperial Repeating Rifle if you can.

The second is asking the people around me who work in whatever area I'm deciding on for their professional advice and the like. It's why I leave requisition details largely up to Grant or Veers, because they know what they're doing.

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You mean Imperial Governors shouldn't be on the front lines, commanding fleets, or leading policing action raids? Especially when they have no effective training in doing these things. What an incredible innovation.

The third reason is studying. Whenever I can, which is usually every other day, I take a few hours to read through mind-numbingly boring historical documents and political journals. I pour through textbooks from the best colleges I could get my hands on, all to understand the political world a bit better. And what have I learned?

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As a bonus Las has an excuse for knowing ye olde fun facts like what the Eternal Empire is. The galactic governments couldn't scrub every piece of scholarship no matter how hard they tried, and some random place in the Outer Rim is exactly where a careless reference might survive.

 

[swtoring]

You mean Imperial Governors shouldn't be on the front lines, commanding fleets, or leading policing action raids? Especially when they have no effective training in doing these things. What an incredible innovation.

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i think the high number of governors leading operations in starwars media might be a mixture of the imperial hierarchy being firmly rooted in the military (governor, moff & grand moff are military ranks), obsessive need of control (since if the people who had their tasks entrusted by the official fuck up it's the official's fault too), arrogance and mustache twirling

 

[Gear-2557]

Why do I see that when Las's call to Vader will start with Vader expecting the usual politicking, demands and underhand bullshit only for Last to just data dump his terminal and go "There's a very scary old sith cult on one of my planets. You can take copies of whatever you want from my R&D, just make them go away please!"

Vader would be pleasantly surprised at the sheer strait forwardness.

Also would Las be the type to use this comeback on a Force user?

"The Force surrounds us, penetrates us-"

"So basically what you're saying is that this 'mystical' energy field you call the Force is nothing more but the most prolific gang rapist of the galaxy? I would be disgusted if didn't explain a lot about why everything is so fucked up."

"....what."

 

[MrInfinity69]

Also would Las be the type to use this comeback on a Force user?

"The Force surrounds us, penetrates us-"

"So basically what you're saying is that this 'mystical' energy field you call the Force is nothing more but the most prolific gang rapist of the galaxy? I would be disgusted if didn't explain a lot about why everything is so fucked up."

"....what."

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Influence gained: Kreia
Influence lost: Kreia

 

[Fallout5368]

Well Seventh Brother is going to be very interested in the Eternal Empire loot. Might even fund/give blessing for a "Special Research Department" in his name on Edin.

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You know if Seventh Brother does stick around I could actually see him setting up a base in Las's area of control. If only because they Empire will need someone to keep an eye on him. This in turn could lead to Seventh creating his own Inquisitor School.

 

[OSRfanatic1]

The Eternal Empire remnants. Guess we will find out shortly if Valarian is still floating around or not.

 

[Mayouki]

I don't know if this was asked before but is starkiller in this au? Hope he is cuz his my fav star wars char

 

[Kamikuma]

I don't know if this was asked before but is starkiller in this au? Hope he is cuz his my fav star wars char

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Imagine the force fucks with him again and it's actually female starkiller and she's obsessed over him like how starkiller was about Juno.

 

[Tachikoma's Aunt]

what's the chance that the MC finds a statis pod with someone's old SWTOR mmo character in it lol?
maybe find some Alliance personnel? and with them create a reformed empire in the rim.
lol cant wait so see what happens

and all the below have good ships muhahaha

• Jedi Knight
• Jedi Consular
• Trooper +havoc squad republic spec ops
• Smuggler
• Sith Warrior
• Sith Inquisitor
• Bounty Hunter
• Imperial Agent (maybe a chiss)

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Uh, no. The TOR smuggler has literally the worst ship in the entire fandom. That freighter's floorplan is designed to make getting anywhere in the ship be as tedious and time consuming as possible. I legit rage quit, deleted the character, and never made another smuggler within the first 20 minutes of getting that piece of shit.

My head canon is that it was actually a competing design for the same contract with the Sith PC ship wound up getting. Only in universe explanation for that garbage layout is if it's literally designed to passively hone the passenger's connection to the darkside via sheer frustration at the constant inconvenience. Which also means that unlike the other PC ships, it not having any indoor plumbing actually makes sense.

 

[The Kijs]

I'm seeing a lot of talk of greater Imperial attention or issues coming about this, but would the symbol even be recognized?

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I can't imagine why it would be. While the Eternal Empire was very impressive and a big deal in wild space for quite some time, what I'm seeing on the wiki is that it literally ceased to exist as a relevant galactic power within six years of revealing itself to the galaxy at large.

Like, the whole thing just stopped mattering as soon as the plot line wrapped up, because it was written for the Old Republic MMO and you want things to go back to normal by the end of the story. The odds of that being significant enough to still be noted in history books beyond a paragraph or two even a few hundred years later are slim, and after 3500 years I can't see anyone caring.

Furthermore, there is absolutely zero chance that our protagonist is going to call for help, especially from Vader or the Emperor, because avoiding notice by the galaxy at large is such a huge priority for him that he's figuratively throwing away money into a giant pit to avoid appearing too successful. Seventh Brother, as has been mentioned, also has motive to just handle this himself, because he needs a win. Running back to daddy Vader for help is not a win.

Honestly this is going to probably be handled with lots of explosives and mechs. They're hiding in a cave, after all. Just seal the exits and fill the place with enough ordenance to liquify everything inside and bury what's left under a half million tons of rubble.

 

[Yacov]

Honestly this is going to probably be handled with lots of explosives and mechs. They're hiding in a cave, after all. Just seal the exits and fill the place with enough ordenance to liquify everything inside and bury what's left under a half million tons of rubble.

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The problem is the cave system is fairly close to Edinspire. Not right next door, but close enough that a civilian vessel can probably reach it within a hour or two.

Just sealing off the entrances and blowing the tunnels up might destroy the problem, but there is always the risk that something might be missed. To say nothing if any old facilities are hardened against bombardment. This is the Eternal Empire we are talking about.

That would make any expansion in that direction potentially dangerous if any of those hundreds of zombies wind up living to cause problems down the road. One zombie could cause problems for years and be an absolute pain to track down.

No the most thorough route is to send people into those tunnels and clearing them out manually, and mechanically. Make sure everything is dead the first time when they are all gathered in one location. The fact this allows Las to pilfer old Eternal Empire tech has nothing to do with my advocacy.

 

[SotF]

Uh, no. The TOR smuggler has literally the worst ship in the entire fandom. That freighter's floorplan is designed to make getting anywhere in the ship be as tedious and time consuming as possible. I legit rage quit, deleted the character, and never made another smuggler within the first 20 minutes of getting that piece of shit.

My head canon is that it was actually a competing design for the same contract with the Sith PC ship wound up getting. Only in universe explanation for that garbage layout is if it's literally designed to passively hone the passenger's connection to the darkside via sheer frustration at the constant inconvenience. Which also means that unlike the other PC ships, it not having any indoor plumbing actually makes sense.

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I think the only time I did much with a smuggler is before I burned out on the game when they had their big event that included things like getting one of every class through all of their story as account things.

That drove me nuts by the end and then their system glitched out at the end of it and wasn't counting some of the things towards completion with the higher difficulties.

 

[The Kijs]

This is the Eternal Empire we are talking about.

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See, I keep seeing enormous fandom boners for the Eternal Empire but everything I read makes them sound wildly unimpressive.

As I understand the story, Tenebrae's force ghost fucked off to wild space, and possessed a guy called Valkorian. Then over a few centuries he uplifted Valkorian's planet to be his personal playground, conquered all the other local primitive worlds with the overwhelming advantage of modern technology, declared this his 'Eternal Empire', and used the riches of those worlds to live the high life.

The only thing special was the fleet he found (not built!), which was entirely defeated within five years of trying to use it against anything other than wild space primitives. It did manage to blitzkrieg the Republic and the Sith while they were busy fighting each other and also weakened by the Rakghoul plague and hold their capitols hostage to force them to pay tribute, but that only lasted as long as it took the Sith and Republic to stop stepping on each other's dicks.

The only real innovation was badly copying the energy source from the magic space fleet to build space stations that had badly contained fusion explosions as an (admittedly, wildly powerful) energy source, and could fire big ass plasma discharges at the planets they were holding hostage as a result, but self destructed as soon as you killed the load-bearing-boss inside.

Seeing as the magic space fleet got busted and no one ever learned how it worked to be able to build their own, I haven't seen anything at all about 'Eternal Empire technology' that would be worth a damn to modern galactic citizens.

Am I missing something, or was the villain of the week from this MMO expansion just very cool looking before the plot ended and they stopped mattering again immediately?

 

[Tachikoma's Aunt]

See, I keep seeing enormous fandom boners for the Eternal Empire but everything I read makes them sound wildly unimpressive.

As I understand the story, Tenebrae's force ghost fucked off to wild space, and possessed a guy called Valkorian. Then over a few centuries he uplifted Valkorian's planet to be his personal playground, conquered all the other local primitive worlds with the overwhelming advantage of modern technology, declared this his 'Eternal Empire', and used the riches of those worlds to live the high life.

The only thing special was the fleet he found (not built!), which was entirely defeated within five years of trying to use it against anything other than wild space primitives. It did manage to blitzkrieg the Republic and the Sith while they were busy fighting each other and also weakened by the Rakghoul plague and hold their capitols hostage to force them to pay tribute, but that only lasted as long as it took the Sith and Republic to stop stepping on each other's dicks.

The only real innovation was badly copying the energy source from the magic space fleet to build space stations that had badly contained fusion explosions as an (admittedly, wildly powerful) energy source, and could fire big ass plasma discharges at the planets they were holding hostage as a result, but self destructed as soon as you killed the load-bearing-boss inside.

Seeing as the magic space fleet got busted and no one ever learned how it worked to be able to build their own, I haven't seen anything at all about 'Eternal Empire technology' that would be worth a damn to modern galactic citizens.

Am I missing something, or was the villain of the week from this MMO expansion just very cool looking before the plot ended and they stopped mattering again immediately?

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No that's basically it. And about half the reason I've always hated TOR's emperor--they spent so much time hyping the twatwaffle up as a literal god when he just fails constantly.

The other, much more important reason I hate the bitch is that every time he's mentioned in game the collective IQ of the entire galaxy drops below room temperature and you are forced to slog through at least six hours of "And so, our Brave Heroes ground their bare genitalia upon the hornet's nest, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory for the eleventy billionth time," before you can get back to anything remotely entertaining.