A/N:: i just wanted the chapter out before the new Seed movie comes out.
POV Sai yes its still 2nd February CE 71 no time skip yet
"I said follow me, we don't have all year." If we did, I wouldn't be working four jobs.
"I'm wait… what what is this place?" Cagalli felt noticeably shocked, which is not surprising at this point. The part of the hangar closest to the entrance looks kind of like an Argama-class ship's hanger. Practically empty besides the MS and all the spare parts and other random shit that's shown up in here. Besides the giant central pillar with the railings that is. Where the power comes from for the lights, I have no idea. The wires don't lead anywhere accessible, and when I tried cutting them to see what'd happen, the lights stayed on.
"I think my newtype abilities are creating a physical space connected to history when combined with this small piece of key shaped psychoframe."
"I understood maybe half of that sentence, what the fuck is this place? How the fuck did we get from your friend's bedroom to this place?"
"Basically, I think it's a psychically manifested museum created by that weird key and my space-psychic powers. At least that's my best guess, I haven't really had the time to do a clinical study or any real research into this since I work four jobs. How this actually works is very low on my priority list, given half of those are vital to the defense of Orb. I'm going to get some visual aids to help me explain this better." I have them prepared for when I plan to explain this to Dad, so it's not much of a bother to use them in this dry run.
"So what I am I supposed to do till then, just sit on the floor?!" She ran her hand though her hair and then down her face.
"It's a museum, look around a bit, have fun or whatever. Oh, and if you need to go to the restroom don't go through the door with toilet written on it, there aren't any in there, it's just a room with a book in it. I haven't gotten around to relabeling anything yet, very low priority. Don't worry, everything is turned off, it's safe."
The cork boards and whiteboards I'd been planning to use were stored next to the Exo-womb because that was the place with the room for like 10–20 whiteboards and red string I'd been using to try and figure out the story behind what the hell is up with everything.
That… hasn't been going well. I thought it would only take one whiteboard when I started. I'm on whiteboard twenty-three now, corkboard five, and binder twelve. Not including all the miscellaneous pages I left in a pile on top of the Exo-womb that I haven't put in a binder yet.
"I'm not satisfied with these explanations of yours, Sai and what with all this crap?" Cagallia justured at all of my notes and documents. "Why do you have a doodle of a giant UFO mobile suit attacking Las Vegas?"
"Hey, you were supposed to wait while I got this stuff."
"Wouldn't it be faster if I just walked over here?"
"Yeah, but I'm embarrassed about how much of a mess this is." I vaguely gestured toward all my notes and binders and corkboards. They honestly looked like something a conspiracy theorist would have.
"Yeah no kidding like why is that one pink?" She pointed toward the Geirail.
"I have no idea. That one's definitely new." How did I miss the giant metallic pink painted mobile suit sitting next to my stuff? Was I that deep in thought I forgot to observe my surroundings? Dad would kill me if he realized I did that.
I don't remember that one being here. I don't remember any of the MS being anywhere near the exo-womb since the battle. I'd remember the hot pink mobile suit with a non-nuclear reactor. I'd have made a note if it was a thing. I have taken stock of everything in here before, so it shouldn't be hard to find the inventory list.
The inventory list was a practical necessity. I had 4 mobile suits and a bunch of spare parts. Not having inventory of that would probably fuck me over when the Jegan eventually gets outclassed, and I don't know what I have or don't have. It'd mess up my special orders for parts. It'd be much worse if I'd have used the Gundam X. We don't make luna titanium.
I really need to make these notes less messy. Can't find shit between all the theories on random Tau tech, the O-D textbook, and postulations on Draneri crystal shit. Why do I do my important work in the same place I'm doing less serious work?
Let's see, Random device inventory, information inventory, ahh yes MS inventory, 1x Daughtress, 1x Jenice, 1x Gundam X, 1x Jegan with spare parts to convert it to most other variants. Yeah, no Geirail listed.
Wait, she asked, why it was pink not if it was new. Why would it be metallic hot pink?
Geirail, single Ahab reactor, armor is mostly functional due to gravitational waves and the paint. Pink's high visibility, so good as a test coloration. Nanolaminate is priced on usefulness…
"Hello, Orb to Sai? Do you read me? You were looking at bright pink mobile suit that's missing half its armor for like two full minutes."
"Oh yeah sorry, um nanolaminate is cheaper in high visibility colors! Ahh, it's a budget thing."
"But why does it have a giant golden spoon?"
"I don't know. Probably to scrape armor off of other machines or something? I literally just saw this thing for the first time when you pointed it out."
"How does that work?"
"I wish I knew. It'd make my life so much easier if I could figure out how or why this works. Maybe it'd stop giving me clothes and useless shit like that artificial womb over there."
"It gave you an artificial womb?"
"Yeah, that's what this thing is. It was the first thing here that wasn't the Jegan if I remember right. It's probably the best thing I've been given. I could probably end the issue with third generation and later coordinators if I got this thing mass-produced."
"Seriously? Why haven't you?"
"Well, I'm spending most of my time training new mobile suit engineers, studying the G weapons and the CGUE and GINN, drafting up our new military designs, being there for the testing of the completed OM-01 Den'an Zon, training our MS pilots, training myself because I frankly am only average at best as a pilot, and theorizing brand-new technology based on information in the various archives and books I've found here. The little free time I have is spent trying to figure out how everything connects to each other on a non-tech level."
"What about the required therapy post combat?"
"Why do you think I have so many notes? They said I needed to do something to keep my mind off the battle, so this was my something." I gestured towards the board covered in notes that were connected by lines of string. "I've been trying to figure out how all my tech connects and how to rationalise all of my conflicting memories."
I could have made this with something digital, but our computer tech is quite frankly bad. Sure, it's all quantum computers, but the interfaces and baseline coding is complete shit. Our phones look like something from the Middle Ages.
"Does any of that mean anything? Wait, conflicting memories, what are you talking about?"
"It's very simple, let me break it down for you. So, there was the One Year War, and they invented MS a bunch more wars happened, then we had space mad max for a while. After that, things get messy. There has to be like something weird given the suits got bigger again, but I don't really know what that was about. Then maybe the seventh space war goes off and that's the impetus for the X, but that's a guess. After, that, the colonies set up a fighting tournament on Earth? I think they solve the whole second mad max era first, but I don't know for sure. I just know that tournament had fighters who could 1v1 mobile suits with their fists, and the MS got super stupid. Like, holy shit, most of those units are so far beyond everything we commonly think about. Then I think an AI revolt happened and people's phones and tablets, which commonly had AI on them, got giant Titan Mobile Armour bodies and started killing everyone. That's not labeled on here yet, but I think that's how it connects. Now, Mars is a shithole and there are some people who pray to washing machines and burn incense. Oh, and I'm one of them somehow!
Also, like Aliens. Like honest to god bipedal aliens, they keep attacking New Jersey in the Atlantic Federation. I think I was on vacation in Tokyo when that was going down. They think we have an Imperium where we worship a guy in a golden chair. No idea how or where that connects to the rest of this. And like this other alien group of little green men keeps trying to go to our moon for some reason? Or is it their moon?"
"What the fuck? Sai that makes no sense!"
"I know! I'm not even done yet. There's like one precursor civilization that exists, but it connects to jack fucking shit. Like, most of this is wild speculation based on facts I know for certain, but there's at least a fucking connection to be drawn most of the time. I for the life of me can't figure out why the Rakatans exist, or why I know, or why they are even relevant to history. Like, it is practically standalone and utterly disconnected beyond psychic power being a thing I know to be real."
"Sai, slow the fuck down."
"There's also weird shit with apes with coconut guns or something? And there was that time Pokémon was real with those weird bug things. That's probably psychic fuckery we forgot about from all the random apocalypses. That's probably around when we were more psychically advanced than technologically, given that rune stuff I can do was made for a medieval age."
"Sai, please slow down."
"Oh yeah, and the fucking alien demons. Can't forget those. This completely different species of aliens called the eredar or something had to run from their homeworld because of a demon invasion or whatever. They had a couple demon gods, I think. The Tau mention killing one of them, which was called Slannesh. It's in the Tau database due to I think theology study? I dunno, the stuff in there is almost exclusively science related, but it includes stuff like sociology, so it can't really be super stringent. "
*SLAP*
"Sai, seriously, slow the fuck down. I lost you at Space Mad Max."
"What about that made me lose you?"
"I don't know what a 'Mad Max' is."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I was referencing an old 20th century movie series my dad made me watch. He's obsessed with old entertainment. I mean post apocalypse. Like for the first one, Earth just fucked off to let the colonies do whatever, and then things just massively devolved. Most engineers were dead or old as fuck. Everything was falling apart. It was so bad that Anaheim Electronics went out of business for like a decade or two."
"What's Anaheim?"
"Imagine Morgenrote, but like instead of just Orb, it was literally all the Earthsphere. Wait, that's not really accurate. Anaheim Electronics had a practical monopoly on everything except shipbuilding for decades. From consumer electronics like ovens and computers, to vacation plans and credit cards to even such monolithic things as Space colonies and military equipment, you could name any field and they either had a large hand in it, or an outright monopoly. These are the guys who bankrolled the V project. They bought out Zeon's mobile suit manufacturing firms postwar and created a duopoly with the in-house military manufacturers until their production got gimped when the Titans blew up Jaburo which forced them to outsource production to Anaheim. They got Axis Zeon's designs from Char before he did the Axis thing. Not only that, but they dominated most mobile suit manufacturing for thirty years until SNRI beat them once in a single mock battle to decide who would get to make the next generation Earth Federation mass production mobile suit. SNRI never delivered the promised F90 mass production type. Anaheim technically did it with the Hardygun, and they didn't even have the data for all 26 packs or however many there were!"
"What's SNRI?" Cagalli looked like she had way more questions than that, but she was intentionally slowing this conversation down. She'd done that back when we were kids in the homeland.
"The Earth Federation's in house mobile suit development team they formed from all the batshit insane people that worked at the Newtype labs, which is a complicated subject I don't feel like talking about right now, some weirdo from Papua New Guinea, and some other guys. SNRI never really delivered mass production units. Outside the Flint, which went to a terrorist group or something, and like ten toned down F91s. And I guess the Gustav Karl and Loto, but those were spec ops machines for the most part, so they weren't really mass production models."
"Don't you mean the Earth Alliance?"
"No."
"What do you mean no?!!?"
"It literally can't be the Alliance. The Earth Federation had Minovsky type nukes, which are pure fusion. The Alliance would have used those by now if they had them."
"Why don't we know about this then?"
"I'm going to be honest, this is all me trying to connect stuff as best as I can given the relative lack of shit I know. Like, the Rakatans are something I understand practically nothing about. I'm assuming the Tau are the ones attacking New Jersey, given some of the descriptions of the enemy's units sounding vaguely like these Tau battle suit things I have data on. I'm assuming that Imperium of Man wasn't a real thing. I'm doing my best with connecting the UC, AW and PD time periods even though that makes no fucking sense given what actual visible real reality is like. Seriously, I have a collective understanding of four hundredish years of MS development history, which contradicts itself multiple times and doesn't mess at all with what I see when I wake up everyday.
I'm only able to connect maybe like a couple of the big things before something massively fucks up my understanding of the universe. I left out a couple of things because they don't add up in any way outside of maybe being from the future, which just fucks up my whole thing where all of this has to be in the past, so I threw all my notes on that into a pile over there. This is revision number 10, and I'm still nowhere near satisfied with it.
For fuck's sake, one of the biggest problems is that the moon apparently got annihilated into a permeant new moon size, but that sure as shit isn't real now. In fact, actually, that might have just been the movie I watched while sleep-deprived at movie night Monday."
"Sai, you're stressed out. Calm down and breathe. We'll get you through this."
Rumble… Rumble
Out of the ether, a giant red flower shaped machine popped into existence.
Right in front of us.
WOOSH CRASH
"Fuck that hurts, I ow I fell on my face."
Wait, since when were we in a completely different hangar? This one is the type that would just dump mobile suits out from the bottom, like that one variant of the original salamis. Those are super outdated. And what's the deal with the RF Z'Gok?
"You o ow, I think I cracked my ass." That's gonna hurt for a while.
"What in the hell is that fucking what?!"
"It all makes sense now."
"How the fuck does any of this make sense?" God, Cagllia looks like someone put her in a drier for an hour.
"It doesn't. I'm just lying to myself."
"We should probably stop talking about this until later."
"Yeah. I'm just going to go insane if I keep going at this any longer. That's what sleeping four hours a max day for a week does to you, I guess."
POV Kuzzey Buskirk 2nd February CE 71 we didn't timetravel while they were in there it's not Narnia
Hm, those two have been in my room for what 15 minutes now? Seriously, what could they be talking about in there? Actually, I don't think I want to know the answer to that.
"Focus Kuzzey and stop sucking at Bombard of Heroics." You're really calling the kettle black Tolle.
"If you weren't so shit at tanking, maybe I wouldn't need all this healing!"
"Can you stop pocketing the tank and heal the dps." Seriously, why does Miriallia have to keep telling Kira that every time we play!
"Why are we shouting!?!?" Flay is the voice of reason. We really need one of those in this group.
"It's just something people do when they play video games Flay!" Miriallia looked at her and said.
"I don't get the appeal at all." Flay spoke slowly.
"Filthy casual." You suck at every game you've ever played that isn't console Toelle.
"Toelle be nice" *pinch*
"Ok ok I'll stop!"
"Whipped!"
"Oh shut up, Kuzzey! You could never get a girlfriend yourself."
"Wanna bet Casual?"
"20 Eards, you got one week."
"That's bullshit man." We know maybe two females between the two of us, and both of them are taken.
"Dude, there's literally a girl in your room right now." Toelle, are you stupid!
"There is no way that would work. She'd kick my ass then bite my dick off if what Sai said is true."
"At least you'd get to third base." What in the actual fuck Toelle.
"Wait, isn't he already dating Kyle?" Wait what?! What wait she looks honest about this! I thought you were the voice of reason, Flay.
"I'm just going to check on those two. Make sure Sai hasn't been murdered or something." Anything to stay away from yaoi fangirls. I get enough shit about that when I'm taking classes with Kira or Sai.
They aren't here. Oh god, were they kidnapped? Fuck! Who should I call the police?!
*click*
What the… oh they were just in the closet. Wait, they were in my closet?
"Oh, hey Kuzzey um, how have things been while we were busy?."
Sai and Cagalli's clothes look really messed up and disheveled. They just came out of the closet together.
"Ohhhhhh" They were having sex. Ok, everything, all of it.
It all makes sense now.
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Mobile Armor (400cp) This is...odd. A MA is a non-humanoid Mobile Weapon, such as the (oh hey) Big Zam, Rafflesia or the Psyco Gundam's MA Mode. Like the last one implied, they sometimes have alternative modes, though those are even rarer. You may purchase only 1 Mobile Armor, and people WILL take notice of you having this engine of destruction.
Mass Production Mobile Suit (One Free All- 100 CP afterwards): The GM. The Jegan. The Zaku II. The Gun-EZ. The Den'an Zon. They are not powerful; they are not the best of the best, for they are designed for the common soldier. Everyone starts out piloting one of these, just gotta work your way up. (Or like the higher-up on the faction ladders, just buy a better one.) RF Z'Gok