The repaired and refit Enterprise was en route to its next mission at mid warp. Captain Jean-Luc Picard rubbed the bridge of his nose, once again wishing he was not having to break in an entirely new First Officer. Having just completed his latest entry into the Captain's Log he rose from his seat and moved to the replicator. The sound of something clattering behind him interrupted his request for tea.
Looking about he quickly noticed an additional datapad on his desk. It had not been there when he had gotten up. Curious he went over and cautiously picked it up. It was set to playback a video log as soon as a command was entered. A tap had the log play.
"Hello Captain," Data sat in a chair, the passenger compartment of a Danube-class visible in the background. He looked just as he had when Picard had last seen him. "I am recording this sixteen hours after the destruction of the Scimitar. I was transported off the ship by a Tardis that I have since learned is a Time Dreadnaught."
He pauses for a few moments. "This was due to the database access I was granted so that I could confirm the survival of you and the rest of the Enterprise. It is currently under the command of what is the Timelord equivalent of a Starfleet Academy Cadet. One that is currently collecting abandoned wrecks, the runabout I am using to record this being one of the more intact examples."
"The Timelord, referring to themselves as the Librarian, offered me a place on their ship. As my return would alter established history, I have decided to accept it. You will find additional messages addressed to each of my friends stored in this datapad. Goodbye Captain, it was an experience serving with you." A moment later Data reached forward and the recording ended.
Picard had fallen into a chair when the recording began, watching it in shock. The contents were bittersweet. Good in that Data was still alive out there somewhere. Bad in that he would not be coming back. "A Dreadnaught in the hands of a Cadet." He pondered that situation before chuckling. "I can see why you decided to stay on board. Good luck my friend I suspect you will need it."
* * *
With the navigation set to randomized, we left Data's universe, at a slightly faster speed than we had arrived. Aura, it seemed was getting a little stir crazy. So I decided to have us arrive at our next destination a bit quicker. "Now," I said as I started getting a sense of amusement from Suzie. "Some universes have different rules than others. The further you get from the Core Reality the more fluid things become. For example, time is a lot more fluid in Data's universe due to its position on the Web of Time. Close enough that it shares many of the same physical laws, but far enough away that paradoxes aren't always potentially universe destroying problems."
"That is good to know but why are you saying such now?" Aura asked as Suzie's amusement got stronger as we got close to the border of our destination reality.
"Because some realities are relatively sensible." I began as we crossed into the new universe. One blink we were all humanoid, the next I was staring at a hoof at the end of my wrist. "Some though, some are just downright odd."
"We appear to have been transformed into equines." Data commented.
He turned into a very large stallion, with the same colorations he had previously. His uniform had been reduced to just the top half with his comm badge, on his flanks was the Starfleet emblem. A glance at Aura showed she had turned into a mare with wings and her ring wrapped around her forearm. Her uniform was also reduced to just a top, and her flanks had the Green Lantern emblem on them. She also had a pair of violet wings folded at her back.
"Libby," Aura asked with a slightly upset tone. "What just happened?"
I reached up and rubbed the horn I now sported. My clothing had been reduced to just a vest, shirt, and long coat. I could also feel another pair of additions hidden under the coat. It seemed I was golden toned with a pitch-black mane, on my flanks was a large hourglass wrapped in one of my chains. My gauntlet had also changed to match my new form, as had my glove.
"We seem to have been altered by the rules of this particular universe," I answered slowly as I began to test moving about. "It explains why I was getting such a sense of amusement from Suzie."
"Please tell me we will be able to turn back." She pleaded visibly unnerved by what had happened.
"Oh most likely once we leave." I giggled before reaching out and pulling my hoof down between the levers that controlled speed and materialization. I was glad that they were designed so the handles nearly touched each other. "Still though we can go out and explore. From what I am seeing the locals are oddly developed. They seem to be a mix of anything from the late Nineteenth to early Twenty-First century Earth. Though nowhere near as heavily industrialized."
"Should we change our apparel?" Data asked having experience fitting in with less advanced species.
"Up to you." I flipped a switch bringing up an image of equines prancing about without any clothing, though some did have some. "It seems this is an entirely clothing-optional planet. It seems there is a built-in perception filter regarding certain body parts. It is probably why we are no longer in bottom clothing. Basically what you are wearing now would likely be taken as your style I suspect. Though I would swap your belt for saddlebags if you intend to bring that hand scanner or weapon along."
"Where can we get those?" Aura asked after a moment of thought.
"The Wardrobe, it is an entire room designed to always have period-appropriate clothing for any planet we may visit," I stated with an amused tone. "Think of it as a giant replicator that is purpose-built for clothing, it will have items in your size that could serve before you reach it."
"Follow the arrows?" Data asked as he turned to head deeper into the Tardis.
I nodded and the pair of them left. I hummed as I waited before looking up to the ceiling. "Suzie, as you didn't warn us of your latest prank. You are going to have to interact with us more." I smirked at the puzzlement I felt coming from her. "I know that you have the genes that would allow you to take a humanoid form, so once we step outside you will be taking the equivalent to that form in this reality."
I got the distinct impression of her pouting. It did not let up even when the other two returned. Aura had kept her outfit as is, adding only a pair of saddlebags. Data had done the same, though his comm badge was missing and his belt had been replaced as suggested. I retrieved a pouch of local currency from the fabricator drawer using my chains in place of hands. Dropping it into a coat pocket as I turned my attention back to them.
Aura sighed as she approached. "Things would be a lot harder without my ring."
"Observe or ask the locals," I smirked at her while moving the door control. "They manage somehow."
We exited, passing through my old shop to the edge of a large forest. In the distance, we could see what was a village or town. Once we fully exited we heard the distinct sound of a Tardis taking off. My companions glanced back, Aura in mild alarm as the shop faded from view.
"Where is the ship going?"
"Just changing her outfit for something a bit more appropriate," I answered as the sound continued and a young filly materialized where the shop had been. She had a pale coat and a light blue mane that covered the entire right side of her face. Leaving only a single crimson eye visible. Her flanks held an hourglass over a compass star.
I trotted up to her and pulled her into a hug, drawing a startled meep from her. When I let go, my golden chains erupted from the ground and gently lifted her and set her on my back. Her forearms were soon wrapped about the back of my neck as I turned back toward the others, my chains dissolving away.
"Libby," Aura asked slowly. "What just happened?"
"The Type 102, was originally a woman who evolved into being a Tardis," I stated as I began to walk in the direction of the village. "Suzie as a Type 105 is one of her descendants. As such she can take a humanoid form or equine in this particular universe." I smirked at them. "There is a reason why I refer to her as my little sister."
"Big Brother is meanie pants." The filly murmured out softly.
"Just because I am determined to have you interact with others does not make me a meanie pants." I quipped back thrilled she said something. "Besides I'm not currently in any."
"Wait!" Aura halted and looked at me over. "You're a male?!?"
I paused glancing back at her and smile. "There are four possible genders for my species, male, female, some combination of both, or not applicable." I turned away and resumed walking. "I am somewhere on that spectrum. I have no problem with you treating me as a girl. Most people I have met do."
"Oh, then what about Suzie?" Aura looked at the little filly on my back.
I looked at the violet pegasus with a grin. "She prefers being female, so the form she took is such."
* * *
The village was quaint, made up of mostly multistory thatch-roofed cottages. There were a few that stood out, one building that looked like it had been made from gingerbread. And another building that seemed to have been created inside a rather large tree. The first steamed to be a bakery, while the second had a sign showing it was a Library. Considering my name, one would expect me to head to the latter location first. Instead, I headed straight for the bakery, curious to see what the local food tasted like.
The door was easily opened by pressing down on the handle and pushing it inward. The inside was filled with bright and cheerful colors. The first and most obvious thing was the main service counter. I could see various confections through the glass display. The sight of a pink cash register was amusing in itself. A glance around revealed booths and tables that could be used if one wanted to eat here.
Behind the counter was a yellow coated stallion with an orange mane. He wore a flat-topped baker's cap, and a white apron, with a striped bow-tie. He seemed to be speaking with a lavender unicorn who had the image overlapping stars on her flanks. "Sorry Twilight, but Pinkie dragged my wife into the kitchen insisting on having to make the best cupcakes ever. I have no idea when the two of them will be done."
The mare blinked at him slowly as she took in his words. "Did you catch what her reason was?"
"Something about visitors from beyond space and time coming for our cupcakes." He replied with a sigh. "The edible kind, not my wife thankfully."
"Pinkie Sense?" She asked in half dread.
He gave a slow nod as I made my way up to the counter. He turned to look at me and smile. "Welcome to Sugarcube Corner, my name is Carrot Cake how may I assist you?"
"As a visitor from beyond space and time, I would like to order a dozen assorted cupcakes." I smiled back at him as I spoke in a cheerful tone. "Some of which need to be blue, as that is my sister's favorite color."
The two equines blinked at me in surprise while Aura face-palmed with a hoof. "I thought we were keeping that secret."
"No, we are merely not letting them have access to anything beyond their level of development." I glanced back at her. "Usually if one of my kind tries to hide what we are, it always comes out during a time when there are screaming and lots of running." I pondered a moment. "As such, it is usually best to get that out of the way before the earth-shattering ka-booms."
The others went silent at my words before the unicorn spoke up. "You don't expect some disaster to hit Ponyville do you?"
I smiled at her. "My dear, I am always expecting a massive disaster to crop up whenever I visit somewhere." Her eyes widened as I continued. "So I am always pleasantly surprised when something bad doesn't happen."
"Nothing bad happened when we met." Aura chimed in with a frown.
I gave her a bemused smirk while Suzie giggled from her place on my back. Any further comments were waylaid by a pink blur that resolved into a mare. She had a poofy pink mane, a pink coat, and three balloons on her flanks. She balanced a tray full of cupcakes on her head before she spoke. "Hi! I'm Pinkamina Diane Pie, but all my friends call me Pinkie!"
"Greetings Miss Pie," I replied amused. "I am The Librarian, on my back is my little sister Suzie." I gestured at my two companions. "And these are Miss Aura Ro and Mister Data."
"Why call yourself that?" The Unicorn asked with a puzzled tone.
"Why my dear, because I'm the original definite article." I used one of His answers to that question. "There is very little I don't know, or cannot very easily find out just by consulting my library."
"Which library is it?" She perked up at the mention, it seemed she was somewhat interested in it.
"The Infinite Library," I found the words slipping from my lips even as I watched Suzie bite into the frosted goodness for the first time. "It has other names, the Akashic Records is the most common of them." Seeing her eye just light up brought a smile to my face even as she began to eat quicker.
"But..." The unicorn seemed almost frozen for a moment. "But... The Akashic Records are supposed to be mythical! Said to hold the total of knowledge for all ponykind."
"Think bigger," I frowned at the mare. "It would be tiny if it only contained only the small drop in the ocean of knowledge that ponies possess. It has all knowledge, from every world, from all races that have ever been capable of rational thought across the length and breadth of time and space. Without my permission, those who try to break in ending up dying in the process." I hummed a moment before taking a bite of a cupcake myself. "I have no mercy for those who would sacrifice the lives of innocents just for the glimpse of a single random sentence, on a random page, in a random book among countless others."
"They make nice snacks for my little nightmares," Suzie commented from her seat. "Big Brother should boop Twilight Sparkle."
I arched a brow at peered at the filly digging into her next cupcake. "And who, pray tell is Twilight Sparkle?"
The unicorn nervously raised a hoof. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, I am Princess Celestia's personal student. But what does she mean by nightmares? What is boop?"
I hummed as I considered the words from my Tardis. "My little sister and I are survivors of a war that ended a decade ago. One where at the Bastard's order she was turned into a living weapon. Suzie is the name I gave her, as I dislike the original even though she seems determined to keep it." I removed the cloth glove I wore on my off-hand with my teeth before reaching over the table to poke the mare on the nose. "Boop."
She went cross-eyed, even as I reviewed everything I had just seen and learned from that contact. A few moments later I had my glove floating in a golden aura of magic. It was a bit awkward at first but I was able to tug on the glove again.
Twilight seemed unable to help her curiosity. "What was her old name?"
I sighed softly. "The Nightmare Child, she is quite simply the source of every nightmare to ever exist. Though since I destroyed the device that was constantly torturing her, her pets no longer shatter worlds the Bastard ordered be destroyed. Instead, they help guard my library against uninvited visitors."
Aura paused in her eating. "How come I haven't seen anything nightmarish?"
"Aura is a guest," Suzie answered with a tiny smile. "My little nightmares stay away from guests."
Twilight's eyes had gone wide as she peered at Suzie, only for Pinkie to giggle. "Don't worry Twilight, Libby, and Suzie are really nice as long as you aren't a bad pony."
The unicorn looked to the other mare. "How do you know that Pinkie?"
"Cause I have met them before," The pink mare replied. "Before I moved to Ponyville, though Libby looked very different then. He wasn't nearly as twitchy as he is right now. That ended up as one of my best Pinkie Parties."
My eye twitched, "Just how much older was that version of me?"
She pondered a moment. "Likely a few centuries at least. It's how I knew you were coming today, I have had Libby and Friends first come to this world for the first time marked on my calendar for a long time."
Twilight blinked at her friend. "I'm surprised you haven't gone all out on a welcome party."
Pinkie blinked before looking at Twilight like she had asked a really stupid question. "Why would I do something that would trigger a bad reaction in someone who has post-traumatic stress disorder? This Libby is much too twitchy for a normal Pinkie Party and would get upset if he accidentally hurt someone who wasn't evil. Plus, I already gave their older selves a Pinkie Party when they were able to have one without having a flashback." She pointed at the cupcakes we had been enjoying. "This is the extent of a party they can handle right now with them as the guests of honor."
"But that doesn't make sense," The unicorn waved her forelegs about. "You'd need to be able to time travel for everything you just said to work. Starswirl's spell only sends one back a week for less than five minutes."
I yawned. "I'm a Time Lord, I can go wherever or whenever I please. Without any restrictions beyond the laws my kind imposed when we invented these little things called science and causality." I enjoyed a bit more of the cupcakes before continuing. "So other than being annoyed that there is a predestination paradox in effect with Miss Pie, her claims of meeting an older version of myself are not impossible. I assume I gave you the warning about spoilers?"
Pinkie nodded rapidly. "Yeppers, can't say anything I'm not supposed to say in regards to your future unless it's super-duper important and will help stop an Extinction Event." She smiled brightly. "Or part of closing the loop on the paradox."
"Pinkie just how much do you know about the future?" The other mare looked almost like she was about to hyperventilate.
Pinkie gave Twilight a slow blink. "About ours? Not a thing, otherwise I would always know what my Pinkie Sense is telling me. If it wasn't for Libby teaching me a few things, it would be firing off every five seconds like it had when I was a filly. The range on it used to be much too big. Rather than just whatever town I happen to be in, it used to cover all of Equestria!"
I gave a nod. "Suzie, if I forget, remember we need to visit one day to teach her control exercises."
The filly nodded. "Okie Dokie."
Data had been watching our interactions for some time. "Librarian why did you choose to reveal all that information?"
I pursed my lips. "Considering what I now know of the future for this world, having Miss Sparkle temper her desire to learn everything, with the knowledge that some things are best left untouched is kind of important. Even with some of the mistakes, she will make, she has a bright future ahead of her if she can keep herself from getting lost along the way."
She blinked at me. "When did you learn of this world's future?"
I smirked at her. "When I booped your nose, I saw every moment of your life. Both your triumphs and failures that will mold you into a very good mare, as long as you do not let your ego get in the way." I paused a moment. "Saying that the answer to the question you are trying not to ask is yes but at a later date sometime after your brother's wedding and it will be limited access."
Twilight blinked at me. "I have wait until after my brother gets married?!? But that could take forever!"
"Less than a week actually," I dryly stated after enjoying a bit more of the cupcakes. "He has been dating your old babysitter for years and they are tying the knot next week." I paused a moment. "The invitation arrives during the picnic you scheduled in a couple of days. Much like you forgot to mention him at all to them, he nearly forgot to invite you to the wedding until almost the last minute."
I found her expression quite amusing before. "To be fair, he is getting run ragged between planning the wedding, and having to deal with the war that will break out the same day he is supposed to get married. Not that he knows that last bit, only that there has been a threat made on Canterlot."
"What war?" She practically jumps as she shouts.
"The Canterlot Invasion is a fixed point in time," I told her with a shrug. "It is an event that will happen no matter what anyone tries to do to stop it. And no one will believe you if you try to warn them, as that is part of the fixed event. If they believed you, then you will not be able to save your future sister-in-law from getting killed by the ones behind it."
I sighed softly. "You cannot tell any of your friends either, their reactions to what happens when you go to the wedding must be without knowledge of what will come. Only Pinkie can know and play her part to help keep the enemy distracted. Even Celestia will not believe you, as the enemy is just that good at deception."
I watched as the unicorn started to hyperventilate only to be given a paper bag Pinkie pulled from her mane. Data spoke up finally. "Are we going to be helping the natives of this world? I do not think you would so casually ignore your version of the Temporal Prime Directive otherwise."
"I do have a few ideas," I hummed a moment as Twilight started to calm down. "One involves supercharging Twilight's old babysitter. She is the Alicorn of Love, thus paying a visit to the home of the Omniversal Embodiment of Love to pick up a Star Sapphire might have an interesting effect. After all the Invasion and what leads to it are the fixed point in time. The outcome of the battle is not fixed."
I then grinned at them. "Plus it will let me test out my newest toy live combat conditions."
Aura arched a brow. "I have a few reservations of you giving her the power of one of those criminals, but what toy are you talking about?"
I had a completely innocent expression as I half-lied to her. "Oh, I reverse engineered your ring and managed to make my version powered by Hope instead of Will." I smiled in amusement at her expression. "Mostly I picked that one because blue is Suzie's favorite color. That and it will supercharge you when I have it active while allowing me to quite literally devour Fear."
The lie was to explain when I added the jewel I had made from the ring into my gauntlet. Letting the Guardians who read her reports think I made it from observing her ring, kept them from finding out just where it had come from. The jeweled form was to keep them from seeing the Blue Corps emblem until the proper time. I had removed the lockouts and limitations the blue ring had after managing to extract the data it contained.
Unlike the Blue Lanterns of her reality, I would not be weak without the presence of a Green Lantern nearby. Making sure I had the full combat abilities of a power ring with it running an AI I had designed would nullify the risk of anyone deactivating my version on me. I asked one last question before the last cupcake was eaten. "So Twilight, would you like to join us on the trip to another planet in an entirely different universe?"
The poor mare blinked her eyes becoming almost pinpricks she heard the question. "You... want me to come with?"
I gave a nod. "You know Cadence the best, so your memories would be the best ones to get the Queen to agree to part with one of her Sapphires. If things go the way they are supposed to, you will end up being the one to give it to your sister-in-law. Once she has that Sapphire, those who would kill her would be unable to, but the only way to get one is with the Queen's permission. As she or her chosen successor, are the only ones who can make them."
"Only those whose special talent is spreading love are normally allowed to have them let alone able to make their magic work," I worded it in a way she would understand. By using the words special talent and magic the way I did, it played right into her current world view. "Note that once we leave this universe, your form will change to match the closest species that matches you, due to the polymorphic field that surrounds this one. You would become what is known as a human, Spike would end up a small dog."
"What are humans?"
I tapped my hoof on the table. "The descendants of carnivorous primates who evolved to become omnivorous apex predators. As long as they are not provoked, they are as nice as and friendly as any pony you could meet. However, they have also turned war into an art form. Some are nicer than others, and some are complete jerks. As a whole, if you can win their trust, the good ones are some of the best friends you could ever make."
Data gave a nod of agreement. "Humanity managed to bring peace between two species who had been enemies for centuries by acting as a bridge between them."
"In his universe, they became so good at war, that they grew sick of it and sought to become peacemakers." I paused a moment. "Sometimes to their detriment." I smiled at her. "The main thing you will need to get used to is always walking on your hind legs, these little things called hands, and the taboo on public nudity. Clothing is required to be worn unless you want to signal to everyone that you are in the mood to mate with someone, or happen to be somewhere nudism is common like it is here."
Twilight's blush at the end covered her entire head down to her shoulders.