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My Little Devourlord Can't Be This Cute!

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Zasnul said:
So.

Did our protag fucked up reality by simply existing there? Because "Waifu" and "Deredere side" is not something I expected to hear from Medea.
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Demon path has madness go rather contagious.
[X]Hunt for a proper chef.
 
Zasnul said:
So.

Did our protag fucked up reality by simply existing there? Because "Waifu" and "Deredere side" is not something I expected to hear from Medea.
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I'm mixing canon evil murderous bitch Medea with fanon moemoe seiba otaku Medea.

It's the best of both worlds~
 
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I'm mixing canon evil murderous bitch Medea with fanon moemoe seiba otaku Medea.

It's the best of both worlds~
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And thanks to Tsundere they aren't mutually contradictory!
 
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[X]Explore the town. There must be a proper chef somewhere around here.

As much as the idea of hunting down this insignificant mortal king tempts me, we have more pressing concerns.
 
We should probably smite it with a demon blast as we leave however. Because we give no fuck about low profiles or secrecy. Hell, if we knew how much time and trouble mages invest in staying hidden, we'd likely break it just to see their faces of sheer impotent rage.
 
[X]Explore the town. There must be a proper chef somewhere around here.
 
[X] No one must knooooooow!
Bring down the Burger King until not one brick rests upon another. Or just hide in the ball pen.
 
[X]Explore the town. There must be a proper chef somewhere around here.
 
[X]Find and destroy this 'Burger King' for daring to try and assassinate you.
 
More petty cruelty ideas. Hand out supernatural power via internet website. Results will be hilarious.
Hand out supernatural power to Shinji. Enough to make him fairly impressive. Then once he has run around rampant and pissed everyone off, take it away and laugh.
Steal the Pope's hat. On live tv.

Dominate all of Fuyuki, have them do the Holy Grail War as an actual War. You know, properly. With armies and shit. Secrecy of Magecraft? What the fuck is that, and why the hell should we care?
 
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    • How disgusting.

    You will not stand for this embarrassment! Death is the only punishment to one who would dare to attempt to tarnish the reputation of a king!

    This establishment shall feel God's wrath for this insult!

    Caster seems surprised when you suddenly rise to your feet. She'd been trying ineffectually to help you stand up while complaining about not getting achance to eat. When you begin to reach for your sword her already pale face only grows whiter. Soichirou makes to step between you two, you just raise the sword higher. You bring the onix blade crashing down.

    And spin 180 degrees, to face the object of your unfathomable hatred.

    [Q]DEMON FORCE!

    Annihilation doesn't seem an adequate word to describe the level of destruction. The beam of pure malevolence tore through the Burger king like air, as well as everything behind it. Every bit of mater within it's dark corona ceased. Not even the infinitesimally small bits of creation that make up the elements that built it remained. Even the very fabric of the universe had not been able to withstand it, and what should have been instantaneous instead stretched int an eternity for those within. For the briefest of moments the void you had recently escaped had peaked in from this hole in reality before the gap rapidly sealed.

    All that remained to show that the castle of this King of Burger ever existed was a crater that stretched into the horizon. You hear the screams and shouts of the panicking populous around you. It's enough to bring a big smile to your face, a warm fuzzy feeling wells up in your chest that tickles your heart, kinda like stomping a cute little puppy. You take the time to soak it all in, ...ah that feels o much better~

    You turn back to your companions in a much better mood. Caster in reverse of your previous situation is the one on the floor is some state of shock while Soichirou almost has what could possibly considered an expression on his face.

    [Q]Come on, let's go find a better place to eat. With real food.

    They just stare at you. Caster moves her mouth a bit, but nothing comes out. You're polite enough to give her some time to formulate a response, the ego boost from her awe at your level of badass while unnecessary is still enjoyable.

    "I... I don't believe that will be possible," Answers Mr. Stoic

    You ponder killing him for insubordination but wave it off, he's been far more compliant than Caster about the whole enslavement thing and frankly from what little you know about him talking back doesn't really seem like him. You gesture for him to continue.

    "With such large scale destruction it's doubtful any restaurants we could visit would continue operating, it's likely that a large section of the city will even be evacuated."

    Well that killed your good mood. You're the Devourlord, eating things is actually in your job description! Hell it's pretty much all you do!

    The thought enters your head to simply kidnap a chef to cook for you but gets dismissed. You don't know any chefs at the moment and searching for one worthy of serving you personally full time seems like it'd be quite time consuming, you're hungry now. It's something for a later day perhaps, when eventually get bored you have time to kill.

    You notice some kind of streak of light out of the corner of your eye traveling well past mock speed heading towards you. It hits.

    Then you explode. Again.

    [Q]...Seriously that's getting kinda annoying.



    [X] Ugh... You don't want to deal with this right now. Swat whatever it is aside and move on.
    [X] DEMON BLAST!
    [X] Write in.
     
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    • [X] Ugh... You don't want to deal with this right now. Swat whatever it is aside and move on.

    EMIYA isn't worth our time.
     
    [X] Inform the annoyance that if it gets you decent food you won't Demon Blast the other half of the city.

    This is important: Shirou Emiya can cook.

    Ender beat me to it :(
     
    [X]Minion one, swat that fly.
    [X]Minion two, you live here. Where is the best chef you know?
    [X]Minion two leads us to the chef.
    The thing about dominating is that it lets you summon and empower people. So we can make Caster and Kuzuki even stronger than Gilgamesh if we want. We could even do that for Shinji. So our minions do stuff for us while we move on.

    Or we just ask her what Caster was trying to summon something for. Then learn about the War and go War? With only seven people in it? Oh, this will not fly. Where is the referee? I need to tell him I'm changing the rules.
     
    [X] Pretend death, watch.
     
    Is that Emiya or Rider?


    {X}Your angry and Hongry beat up and Dom Fly and make them get you food.
     
    [X] Ugh... You don't want to deal with this right now. Swat whatever it is aside and move on.
     
    A meal of pure energy? Why thanks!
    [X]Yoink!
    -[X]Thanks!

    XD. I don't know if we can, but this would be funny.
     
    [X] Ugh... You don't want to deal with this right now. Swat whatever it is aside and move on.
     
    [X]Minion one, swat that fly.
    [X]Minion two, you live here. Where is the best chef you know?
    [X]Minion two leads us to the chef.

    Shirou get ? *hopeful look*
     
    [X] Ugh... You don't want to deal with this right now. Swat whatever it is aside and move on.
     
    [X] Ugh... You don't want to deal with this right now. Swat whatever it is aside and move on.
    [X] FOOOOOOOOOD.....
     
    [X] Ugh... You don't want to deal with this right now. Swat whatever it is aside and move on.
     
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    • You are annoyed.

    You are so very much annoyed.

    And when you get annoyed things die. Usually horribly. And slow.

    It's rather unfortunate that 'Annoyed' is pretty much your default mood.

    With a small flex of power the dust around you clears. Hmm, you seem to be getting better at that. You scan your surroundings to find what ever it was that dared to attack you.

    Well if the people around you weren't panicking before their panicking now. It actually a bit off putting that you notice that who ever had attacked you had left more bodies than you did with that explosion. Oh sure you no doubt killed far more in you last attack but you didn't leave anything behind to admire either. Those nearby you had simply beep pasted unto various surfaces or outright obliterated. The were the lucky ones, those farther though were the worse off. There's quite a few mangled corpses lying around you, some aren't even dead either. You feel that warm fuzzy feeling come back as you spy a man down the street screaming and desperately trying to keep his insides... well inside.

    You're happy to note that your minions seemed to have survived without a scratch though, odd since you honestly expected them to have been pasted like the rest of the puny humans too close to you. In fact they occupy a rather small area oddly untouched by the destruction. Soichirou is holding Caster close, who seems to be shocked and exhausted.

    "That- That shouldn't have worked," She chokes out, "Such a quick barrier shouldn't have been able to stop a Broken Phantasm, even if it missed just being in the area should have..." She glances at a large red stain stretched across the street and pales.

    She seems to know something...

    There! It's barely noticeable, especially in this chaotic atmosphere, but you detect a faint whistling in the air not unlike a hail of arrows. That punk had fired again at your turned back.

    You fight the urge to grin.

    In a motion far to quick of any mortal eye to follow you reverse direction and are greeted by a surprising sight. Swords. Normally that would not even be worth noting. You've seen millions, not even the number of which were pointed at you, you've face far greater numbers before when facing various armies. No, the odd thing was that it seemed to be raining swords at a rather high velocity and density. Now that's something you've not seen before.

    Surreal sight or not it was quite fortunate. The first attack had only been seen out of the corner of your eye and you couldn't tell it's origin, now though it would be quite easy. Judging from the angle you could narrow it down to pretty easy, as only a single tower in that direction had the height needed.

    You straighten your back and place your hand on the pommel of the Dead Onix Blade and wait. In almost no time the wave of steel hits.

    CLANG!

    Shrieks, screeches, cracks roar as steel meets steel again and again, an uncountable amount of times in the span of moments. Your Onix Blade, moving at speeds and vectors that would have had any mundane blade snapped by it's inertia alone braking steel arrows larger than itself. You block, deflect, or outright break anything that would even come close to either you or those behind you, not moving a single step from your starting position. And soon the rain of death ends your standing in a waste land of broken blades.

    An entirely unnecessary gesture, you could have easily obliterated the wave long before it came close to you, but where would have been the fun in that? You spy the tower again and raise your sword, making several sharp flicking motions in it's direction. At first it would almost appear as if nothing had happened, only for it to shift. The top half simply collapsing into rubble, having been cut into various chunks by you.

    [Q]...Well that was fun.


    [X] Wait and see if whoever it was survived
    [X] Obliterate the rubble.
    [X] Go look for a restaurant; you're still hungry
    [X] Write in
     
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    Given the level of arrogance we display, this is probably in character. Hm... I wonder if EMIYA can copy our Onyx Blade? He probably couldn't wield it as well if he could, but the fact it's not from this universe might prevent even that.

    [X] Go look for a restaurant; you're still hungry
     
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