You continue to shovel food in your mouth, making sure it's never less then half full at any given moment. Contrary to what some may think you
are chewing. Gluttony isn't limited to satiating simple physical hunger, you'd long move pass the point where such a thing could inconvenience you. You just want to experience as much of the taste and texture as possible in the most efficient manner. By ensuring food is constantly filling your food hole.
[Q]
So... which of you is gonna be my new chef?
They seem mildly confused. Okay, dumb it down a little then.
[Q]
Which of you meat bags made this?
You spy eyes involuntarily shifting to the boy. Hmm, on closer inspection something about him seems quite attractive. Probably the red hair, being even slightly similar to you is a sign of possible greatness in your mind. You grin, oh yes you like this. They flinch back.
"I've retrieved her!" A voice interrupts before you can speak as Caster enters through the houses new entrance. "She struggled a bit so I had to ...
restrain her~" Quite a bit judging from her panting and flush face. Perhaps Caster wasn't as disloyal as you though?
"Saber!?"
Behind her walk 2 skeletons hauling the bound body of a struggling blond woman, arms and legs tied expertly with golden rope and a third dragging what seems to be an invisible stick. You're glad to note Caster even went above and beyond having actually hog tied her expertly to remove any leverage and creatively used the rope as a gag to silence the inevitably annoying protests that captives usually have. Though why she used so many knots, especially over her breasts and groin, completely eludes you.
[Q]
Oh good, just put it down anywhere. Pull up a seat I got us some dinner.
"What!?"
"Hey that's mine!"
"Wait a minute!"
"Fujimura-sensei!"
The two shorter haired ones seem ready to put a stop to you but are quickly held back by their longer haired companions. Your Chef by the brunette and the woman by the one with purple hair who you just notice is producing a wonderfully delectable scent. The brunette gestures to the new entrance and the thoroughly restrained 'Saber' which seems to cause the to reluctantly step down.
"Good, now let's all just take a moment to calm down," Cautiously she moves to take a seat at the table, entourage in tow. As you make no effort to stop them they quickly take their seats, the girl directly in front of you. She continues, "Now, let's all act like rational adults I'm sure we all would like to know
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?"
She stands up and yells this at you at a volume loud enough to actually create a bit of wind. Oh my
feisty~ You wriggle in your seat a bit and lick your lips causing her to retract a bit. The ones that kick the most are
always the most fun to break~
[Q]
Hmm, yes that will be fine. I have somethings I would like to... discuss
as well...
Mmmm, just pondering what her screams will sound like is exciting you. She might resist at first, in fact that was part of the fun, but in the end you always won in the end. She'd scream herself hoarse in no time~ Still that can wait a bit...
"Erm ah yes..." She seems to be uncomfortable all of a sudden, face redder than you new chef's hair. In fact so were most of the other meat bags...
"You said that last part out loud," Caster informs you. Oh...
"Well that awkwardness aside," She continues trying her best to keep your eye, "How about we start with simple introductions?"
You nod.
"I am Tohsaka Rin" She gestures to herself.
"Emiya Shiro" Your Chef
"M-matoh Sakura..." The one with that most pleasant smell.
"Fugimura Taiga," The woman. She seems the most upset right now.
Your turn then.
[Q]
Yeah, I'm not just gonna give my name to a bunch of worthless mortal sacks of meat. You can just call me Master
[Q]
This here is my new pet dog, Caster. She likes to bark a lot, it fucking annoying.
[Q]
This is SOICHIROU
You tug the line connecting you to the man, dragging him though time and space to your current local. He looks worse for the wear, shirt in many tatters and various scratch all over his skin. Oddly the most bloody part of him is his right fist, currently extended, which didn't even seem damaged. If he's surprised by the sudden shift in location he doesn't show it, just easily shifting back into a more relaxed posture.
[Q]
He's the trainer. Honestly I'm just considering just getting the bitch spayed to stop all that yapping.
Not that they seem to care, your comment is ignored in various shouts.
"Kazuki-sensei!?
"Souichiro-sama!"
...Completely forgotten.
Ya know what, fuck it you might just spay all these rude bastards!
Your fist strikes out just slower than sound to impact the wall next to you, evaporating it instantly.
You don't like being ignored.
~~~
You sit back and ponder a bit on what you just learned. This Holy Grail War, these magi, Heroic Spirits. Interesting...
Soon after restarting your conversation an tan man had arrived, he had given you a queer look but said nothing in your presence, instead choosing to linger around Tohsaka.
The woman, Taiga was off in a corner sulking. She had apparently been even more in the dark than you. You have a hard time imagining it; a world where most people don't even know magic exists... It's almost as bad as not having hotpods.
The one who smells you could swear just gets better with exposure doesn't seemed as shocked, though the boy acted as if she had been similar to the older woman.
Saber is still spouting muffled obscenities in the next room where you had sent her and Caster. Odd how she seemed so oddly eager to please when you said that the blonde needed some discipline lessons or the crazed look in her eyes when you just told her to 'do as you please' to the girl. All you know is that everyone else seemed to be trying hard and (all but Soichirou) failing to ignore the noises coming from within their faces red.
You reach for a piece of food. You're hand finds nothing. A quick glace.
...yup outta munchies. Time to leave then.
[Q]
Caster!
You wait a moment as the screaming stops. The door opens and Caster exits, looking a bit out of sorts but much more relaxed, dragging a now silent and complacent Saber behind her.
[Q]
It's time to get going now.
She her eyes widen and she glances down at her captive. Then she turns pleading eyes to you. Oh you know that look...
....
...Dammit.
[Q]
Fine you can keep her, but only if you feed it, clean it, and exercise it regularly. Prisoners are a big responsibility you know.
[Q]
You just better not get bored with it in a week, or I'll have her put down.
Caster eagerly nods. Aww, it's cute how exited she is to have her own prisoner, reminds you of the good old days...
"Hey! You can't just take Emiya-kun's servant!"
[Q]
Oh don't worry I'm not...
She stops for a moment and you move forward a few steps and reach forward.
[Q]
I'll be kidnapping your 'Emiya-kun' too.
You snag the boy by his color and sling him over back like a travel pack.
"Wah, but, you can't just..."
[Q]
Oh but I can
~
[X] Back to the temple! Feed Caster a Crimson Tear to fix it and send your new food slave off to work!
[X] You'll also be taking the girl who smells of tasty things
[X] You'll be taking her along with us too, you were serious about making her scream~
[X] Oh who are you kidding, Kidnappings for everyone!
[X] Write in.