Chapter 15: Dragons Dance, Fish Fly, And People Die
Viserys
Tyrion strums his last chord while I have my own melody fade to silence and we bow with Garlan to the sound of polite applause. Mother is the only one who actually seems impressed with our single performance of 'Flowers of Spring', but at least those at the head table can feign interest well enough.
Most however just seem eager for the real musicians to begin and so the three of us hurry off of the dance floor. Almost at once a far more pleasing tune fills the air and I'm forced to hold in a giggle at the sight of Cersei dragging a blushing Stannis from his seat.
He's representing the Baratheons tonight and is doing a respectable job of socializing, though definitely not comfortably based on his posture. Even Ned looks to be enjoying his own dance with Catelyn as they exchange pleasant words with Mother and her new husband.
I can see Edmure off to the side with Willas, both in the middle of wooing the half a dozen maidens eager for a chance at the heirs. Sandor hasn't budged from his own place at our table, his eyes however haven't even seem to registered our arrival.
Like a love sick puppy he watches a Blanetree girl be twirled by her older brother gracefully and I can actually see his self pity grow in his eyes by the second. This won't do, weddings are supposed to be fun for everyone.
"You're going to need a partner so you can protect me in that crowd, hope you know how to dance." He shakes his head fiercely and starts to pale. The Kingsguard are here, you don't need me to join you."
"I paid you to be my friend didn't I?" He nods uncomfortably at the expressions of distaste Tyrion and Garlan both share. "Well I wing-man for my friends." All three of them frown in confusion as I stride with confidence towards the father and daughter.
"What's a damn Wing-man?" Sandor's confused remark makes me grin.
When Tyrion tries to come up with an answer for him I nearly laugh aloud. "Must be a dragon thing… maybe it means our future wives are the dragons and he wants to make sure your 'dragon' doesn't try and kill you?"
"I think it just means he wants our wives to get along as well as the riders do." Garlan is far more confident in his answer and I have to take a second to keep the laughter buried. "He might say some strange things, but Grandmother says it's because he was practically raised by the Kingsguard. Viserys doesn't really know how to be a child and this is his chance to learn."
Once I do manage to get over my giggling, I quickly intercept the Blanetrees before they can look for new partners. "Greetings to you Lord Blanetree and again to you lovely daughter." I bow only enough to make them notice the effort.
"You as well young Viserys." He puts a hand on her back and lightly presses her forward. "This is my eldest child Zhoe and we are both grateful for the invitation." Hoster was the one who decided on everything, all I had to do was give Mother to him during the ceremony.
"I have an extremely important favor to ask of you Lady Zhoe," Using all the childlike charm I have at my dispossal, I take her hand and press a kiss to the back of it. "I wish to have the second dance with my Mother, but I require my sword sword to join me. Dancing Dragons have been known to be dangerous and I would not dare risk such a happy occasion."
She blushes pink as I point towards Sandor's brooding form still seated with our friends. Sandor Clegane is the brother of the new Lord Clegane." I let the knowledge of him being the brother of the rebellion's most well known hero sink in. "He requires a dance partner of his own and it is you I have seen his gaze following for most of the night."
Her father is quick to give his blessing and I lead the blushing Zhoe back to our friends. She's barely five feet tall though not of a slender build. Her bones are thick and her lightly tanned cheeks are very prominent. A head of sandy blonde hair hangs halfway down her back in three interlocked braids and her blue eyes shimmer with excitement.
"Sandor has an old injury on his face that he took saving a child from a fire." I warn her quietly and neglect to inform her the child was him. "He doesn't like speaking of it but please don't let it frighten you. It's his mark of honor for facing such a monster and living."
Zhoe agrees softly and allows me to introduce her to a terrified Sandor. "This is Sandor Clegane, Lord Tyrion Lannister, and Garlan Tyrell, they're my best friends."
Well aside from them and the Seaworths I don't have anyone else, so this declaration was more to confirm it for myself out loud. It really has been nice not being looked at like vermin by most of the castle staff. I can't blame the people at Storm's End, I am a hostage after all… but this instant respect is addicting.
Tyrion's shock at the claim shifts into relieved joy, while beside him Garlan puffs out his chest in pride at the acknowledgment. Sandor however looks frozen in fright by Zhoe's friendly smile and barely stutters out his own awkward hello.
"I'm going to go dance with my mother now," Smirking at Tyrion and Garlan I point towards the rapidly diminishing pool of maidens for them to approach. "You two had better hurry or it'll only be Freys left."
With that unpleasant idea left to stew, I march right towards my Mother and Hoster. She genuinely seems to be enjoying herself and at least seems to consider Hoster a friend. I have no reason to dislike but I can't help but feel like he's taken something from me. Which is ridiculous, I'm the one who was handing out my family members like mints.
…
As midnight approaches nearly half of the guests have retired and it's only those making secretive deals and trying to find a bed partner are still present. And of course those to young for the real fun like my friends and I are trying to avoid being sent to bed.
"Sandor Clegane sitting under a Blanetree," I try to tease the teen but he just flings a biscuit at me in response. "First comes love and then comes marriage." The two glasses of wine I had managed to sneak over the night make my face warm and my mind lighter than it has been in months.
"Oh shut yer mouth, I was just keeping you safe." His ears go bright red as soon as Edmure and Willas hoot and holler on either side of him.
Tyrion snorts from behind his own glass of wine and seems to finally just be having fun. "So why did I see you talking to Lord Blanetree as they left?"
"I might need her help protecting Viserys for Prince Stannis' wedding." Now it's the gruff teens turn to smirk.
"Don't remind me." Groans Tyrion as he begins banging his head on the table in frustration. "She'll be a Princess and be able to do what ever she wants again."
Defending my stubborn cousin firmly, I just don't see things playing out like they did with Robert. "Nah. Stannis won't let Cersei push him around, she'll at least need to be subtle if she wants to harass you now."
"I'll believe it when I see it," Counters the only one here smaller than me. "He was getting led around by her wiles all night long."
"I don't know… she seemed pretty smitten when she was sent to bed by your Father." Edmure proves why he's the one I'm calling brother now and agrees with me.
"Who is that!" I catch sight of the rotund redhead from a few days ago and hiss at Edmure, having to correct him when he stares at a vomiting man in Fisher colors. "No, the one going up onto the battlements."
He doesn't know and this fills me with anxiety. "It's Lord Varys. He was my father's Master of Whispers."
"What's he doing here?" Edmure gets more upset than I've ever seen him and he grabs a knife from the table. "Doesn't matter, we're going to find out." Well their goes my tell an adult plan. "Come on!"
With determination the Tully heir leads us after the man, with Sandor hissing at us to quiet down. He's the only one of us with a real weapon, with myself having grabbed a good sized rock and the rest brandishing knives from the table.
Except for Lord Tyrion it would seem. I notice he has Talon clenched in his shaking hand and can only hope he's been shown how to use it.
Creeping along the walls of Riverrun is making my blood rush and all I can hear is my heart boom in my ears. Soon hushed whispers from ahead have me stop a little too suddenly, making Garlan stop on a creaky board.
Shit! Is all I have time to think as Edmure gives up on stealth and confidently walks towards the three figures. Two are in armor though I can't see from which House with so little light and the third is a once again bald Varys.
"It was you!" I lose my own fear and know things have gotten deadly serious. You don't catch the Spider in the act and just walk away, someone is going to die.
"It's so good to see you again Prince Viserys, I was hoping to find time to speak with you." He oozes deceit with every word and even in my intoxicated state I can hear it.
"Why are you here?"
Growling at him only makes his smile change into a sad frown and he keeps going with even more lies. "New babes and the mother are ever so fragile, I only wish to ensure those living here face no… unpleasantness with so many strangers present in Riverrun."
"If you go near a single member of my family," No more games, time to show him the same teeth only Aerys, Jaime, and Rhaenys have seen before from me. "What I do to you will actually earn me the black."
"Something like kinslaying you mean?" Varys smirks as I smack myself for being stupid. Of course Vary knows what I did… but why hasn't he told the world yet?
"So you really do have Valyrian blood, the rumors are true?" Trying to turn it back on him is harder than I had expected and I can only curse myself for drinking. Never again, I get even dumber when I drink.
The sudden shift in mood is noticed by everyone and Sandor draws his sword in response to the two knights pulling weapons. Willas and Garlan take the one on the left as a team and I have no time left to worry about the Tyrells.
Sandor clashes with the knight wielding a morning star, saving my head from becoming paste but Varys is quick to dart for me. He grabs my throat in one hand and readies his other to stab downwards with his own dagger.
Tyrion saves me by nearly slicing said wrist in half in the middle of his jump and takes the blade in he shoulder for me with a pained shriek. Voices from bellow become aware something is wrong too late and Edmure slams into Varys.
"Stay away from my family!" Edmure's roar of defiance is a repeat of my own earlier warning though his has far more of an effect.
Varys and Edmure Tully both go over the battlements to my horror and I can only watch them land helplessly. The spy master's head slams against the ground the ground with a skull shattering crunch, but the groaning Edmure is who I cry upon seeing.
One arm is bent backwards at the elbow beneath him and one leg just looks… wrong. The stump he crashed on top of has his back bent at a horrible angle and I ignore the fight to leap off into the water only a dozen feet from Edmure.
The splash brings anyone still looking for the commotion running towards us and I pull myself from the water only to see Catelyn holding her brother's hand. I don't arrive in time to hear most of his words, but I do hear him gasp his final ones to a sobbing Cat.
"Family." He smiles at her with bloodstained lips. "Duty." Now I get the smile and I just feel unworthy. "Honor." Spitting some red froth in Varys' direction makes her release a single grim laugh.
"Promise me Ned." When Edmure looks to a nodding Ned, I vow this is a promise two will keep. "Make sure you name a kid after me."