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  1. Horton

    Horton Gone for Good

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    You should’ve invited Chuck Tingle to be mod and writer here.
     
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  2. CorruptKing

    CorruptKing Best Ass of Sin

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    Now that everyone has expressed interest, starting April 2nd the mods and admins will soon begin brainstorming actual production ideas.

    April Fools joke today, actual business activities tomorrow.

    Brilliant move mods, using a joke holiday to gauge interest in products that don't exist yet.
     
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  3. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    They at least must do that Tanuki hot pot T-Shirt. I'll pay double if it will have Bii autograph.
     
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  4. Horton

    Horton Gone for Good

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    Do a Megaolix buttplug :D

    (pls don't ban me)
     
    Horton, Apr 1, 2019
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  5. january1may

    january1may Versed in the lewd.

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    I agree that the water bottle sounds nice (and I would've bought it if I could afford it, and knew how to pay).
     
    january1may, Apr 1, 2019
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  6. vyor

    vyor Oh that's cute

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    And roll for san damage.
     
    vyor, Apr 1, 2019
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  7. tehelgee

    tehelgee The stern gaze of justice. Administrator

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    Sadly, they would not be, at least from the place I created the image from. $38.45 before shipping, with the absolute minimum royalty of 5% they require a creator to take, which comes to $1.92. NVM. I was in the Canadian store, not the US. It's $24.95 with the 5% minimum royalty.


    If any of you order it, I take no responsibility for the quality. I've never bought from these people, so it could be great, it could be Chinesium.
     
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  8. KinKrow

    KinKrow A DREAM ABOUT DREAMING

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    I've never before heard this word, but I instantly understood it's meaning.
     
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  9. Hye

    Hye Reader of The Long Words

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    Alright, not gonna lie. I would love to have that waterbottle. It's is hella dope.

    Edit:
    Nooo! Are you kidding me! It's not available in Europe? What kind of capitalist bullshit hell is this?
     
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  10. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Put the ice back on my lake. Moderator

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    I’m going to look for somewhere that would do a run of a dozen or so; if we can get that many people interested and at a price point we can agree on... I want the water bottle. If we can’t get a dozen people, I will be sad.
    edit: just saw LGee’s edit; at 25 pre-shipping I am content.
     
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  11. tehelgee

    tehelgee The stern gaze of justice. Administrator

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    I've seen it in a bunch of places.

    The original price I quoted was in CA dollars, not US. I didn't pay attention to what version of the site I was on. It's $25 US money.
     
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  12. tehelgee

    tehelgee The stern gaze of justice. Administrator

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    ?? They say they ship internationally. Why is it saying not available?
     
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  13. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful

    2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful Aris

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    Already bought.
     
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  14. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Put the ice back on my lake. Moderator

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    I too have placed an order; a bit under $29 is a fairly tolerable price after tax & shipping for merch of this variety. Will report on quality when received; if decent, may get a second in a while.
     
    Student of Zelretch, Apr 1, 2019
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  15. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Put the ice back on my lake. Moderator

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    In case you haven't read the entire thread, the waterbottles are (assuming you're in the US) 28.59 including tax & shipping. Quality isn't assured, but they (will) exist if you want them to.
     
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  16. Hye

    Hye Reader of The Long Words

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    Actually, I was mistaken. I can get it in rest of europe, it just didn't transport USA basket to the Europe basket. I just had to change location while on the bottle itself. So problem solved. Thanks for pointing out it is possible.
     
    Hye, Apr 2, 2019
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  17. january1may

    january1may Versed in the lewd.

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    Mind you, I still don't think that place delivers to Russia, so even if I could afford that bottle I couldn't get it anyway.
     
    january1may, Apr 2, 2019
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    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Funnily enough, this is the only april fools day joke I’ve had played on me all day (not counting a few pictures of others being played on different people. Kinda like the Confucius mug tbh. I’d buy a water bottle, but I already have too many.

    heh. Chinesium...
     
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  19. Akuma-Heika

    Akuma-Heika The Devil Exists Within

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    I liked the Confucius mug myself.

    I was confused on the mug with the numbers though. Anyway know where the girl is from, and what the numbers mean?
     
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  20. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    It’s the nhentai link for Emergence. Bit of advice? If you haven’t already, don’t look into it. It’s depressing.
     
    24caratcoal, Apr 2, 2019
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  21. Master of Squirrel-fu

    Master of Squirrel-fu The Original

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    the most depressing hentai you will ever see. And this is coming from someone who faps to the first episode of goblin slayer.
     
    Master of Squirrel-fu, Apr 2, 2019
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  22. Akuma-Heika

    Akuma-Heika The Devil Exists Within

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    Now that you brought it up, I think I recognize the girl. Depressing is mild way of putting it.

    Edit: checked and I was right, I had forgotten about it -_- In other news, ShindoL created an alrernative ending for it. It was released, in English, on nhentai two weeks ago apparently.
     
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  23. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone Gone for Good

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    I have been summoned. Who doth summon me?

    QQ tells me that the one true Master of Squirrel-fu had called me, but I see no quote?

    An april fools joke?
     
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  24. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    I never finished it, so, “depressing” is as far as I got.
     
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  25. Master of Squirrel-fu

    Master of Squirrel-fu The Original

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    You know how World of Light is Nintendo kicking your heart in the dick for like 5 minutes before introducing you to the new smash?
    It's sort of like that, but without the hope, goes on for several hours, and for some reason you have a boner through the whole thing.
     
    Master of Squirrel-fu, Apr 2, 2019
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  26. Akuma-Heika

    Akuma-Heika The Devil Exists Within

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    An elegant way of putting it. I skimmed through the pages, so fortunately, I didn't suffer a boner through it though :p
     
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  27. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Either way,it’s probably best to just spare the cock of your heart and avoid reading it.Pun totally intended.
     
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  28. Trilonias

    Trilonias I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Love the logo on the bottle... But not the bottle. Still funny how a joke got turned real.

    QQ logo on shirts, maybe?
     
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  29. CorruptKing

    CorruptKing Best Ass of Sin

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    Blame me, sorta. I did say "today joke, tomorrow business." earlier and, well, people decided to prove me right.
     
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    ultima333 Happy Sunflower Time Administrator

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