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[RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

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Neo winked. Ozpin nodded.

Ozpin: "We've offered some considerable incentives to Roman Torchwick through his... Associate here to give us more intel. As it turns out, Cinder's position is a bit more precarious than we thought. Salem has more servants, and a few have been visiting her."

Jaune: "In person?"

Jaune's Brain: Crap that's seriously not good. Salem only had a small team, how many more does she have in this reality? Crap, I can't even remember the OCs I made.

Ozpin: "Yes. We're seeing what we can find out about them. But, Miss Neapolitan guessed you were a double agent and handed over her intel on them to gain an audience."

Jaune: "Ah... I see."

Neo looked smug.

Jaune's Brain: Unless this is a double or triple bluff to infiltrate us back-Gah! Don't overthink it! It's possible to be too paranoid...

Jaune: "Neo... Listen. I'm glad you joined us but-"

Neo: signs "Just make sure Roman and I can retire to a nice beach somewhere and we'll help you out, stud. Maybe give me a baby, hm?"

Jaune: bright red "Uhhhh..."

Neo: giggles silently "You're such an easy mark. It's a wonder you fooled Cinder."

Jaune: flush "Better hope we both keep fooling her."

Neo: "Sure thing, studly. I'm going now."

She walked out. Ozpin and Glynda watched her go. Glynda scowled.

Glynda: "No manners, that one."

Ozpin: "Unsurprising, really." sips

Jaune: "Just make sure she's really gone before you talk about anything sensitive. And your food and drink."

Jaune didn't know if his headcanon that Cinder had poisoned Ozpin to make the fight against him so easy was true here, but better safe than sorry.

Ozpin: "Indeed. Well, until you return, please: Enjoy your vacation. You too, Glynda."

Glynda: "I'll do my best."

The holo-call ended. Jaune sighed.

Jaune: "Hey. Sorry you had to resolve a hostage situation while on vacation, Professor."

Glynda: "That is not your fault, Mister Arc. Though honestly, I'm struggling a bit with not having anything to do."

Jaune: "I get it. I've been running at full steam since I got my memories of the future. And I don't think I had a break as the Rusted Knight."

Glynda: paused "... Yes, I suppose you didn't."

Jaune: "If it helps it is as weird for me as you that I end up as the Rusted Knight." He sighed and rubbed his face.

Glynda: "I take it your friends didn't take that revelation well?"

Jaune stared at her, surprised. Glynda smirked slightly.

Glynda: "I am very observant, Mister Arc. I knew you were a fraud from the moment you stepped into this Academy, after all. Ozpin insisted you remain, so you did."

Jaune: "Fair... And no. They didn't."

Glynda: "... If it comes down to it, you still will sacrifice yourself to your fate?"

Jaune: "If I have to? If it saves lives? ... Yeah. I will."

Glynda: "I see why they were unhappy."

Jaune: "I'm not thrilled about it myself, either."

Glynda: nods "I know. But it is admirable you are willing to go through with it if necessary."

Jaune: "I... Thank you, Professor. I appreciate it."

Glynda: smiles "Good. Now, let's get back to your home, shall we? I believe the training will be done for the day. You can go and have some fun."

Jaune: "Thanks... And so can you, you know. I mean, there's gotta be something you like to do outside of work, right?"

Glynda: hums "... I did enjoy dancing. A long time ago."

Jaune: "Well... I'm taking Yang to a barn dance tonight. You're free to show up. I don't think you'll have any shortage of potential partners."

Glynda: flush "Yes, well... Thank you. I will consider it."

Jaune: "Sweet!"

Jaune's Mind: Man though... Glad she's not the type to sleep with her student. Yeah it's hot in porn but definitely problematic in reality...
 
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