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[RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

He steps out. Pyrrha beams in her pajamas: A very tight T-shirt with panties.

Pyrrha: brightly "Ready for bed, Jaune?"
Jaune: Pyrrha. . . If you don't put on a pair of shorts any time soon, I'm going to break my parent's record of how many children they can have in less than 10 years
 
Omake: About That Scroll Number... New
After thwarting another White Fang attack... At the docks...

Jaune: "Phew! Glad we took them down pretty easily."

Glynda Goodwitch shows up along with the cops.

Glynda: sighs "Well, at least you called ahead of your vigilante excursion, Mister Arc, Miss Rose."

Yang: "Wait wait wait... You have Professor Goodwitch's Scroll number?"

Jaune: "Uh, yeah... Why is that weird?"

Ruby: "I mean... Why do you have that?"

Jaune's Brain: Because you guys are maniacs who would cause massive property damage and get us all in jail if I didn't call ahead... Plus geez, I still need a lot of work and it's amazing Miss Goodwitch is willing to give me extra instruction! Seriously, she looks strict but she's like a total softy! Not that I'm complaining, I need all the help I can get but boy was I wrong about the portrayal in the show! She's so kind and such a good teacher...! I really gotta do something nice for her...

Jaune: "Because we need someone to bail us out and she's really nice? Also she gives me extra tutoring sessions."

Yang: red eyes "Does she?"

Pyrrha: strained smile "Oh?"

Ruby: "Extra...?"

Weiss: "Training sessions...?"

Blake: "..." Mild nosebleed

Nora: "Hey! What about the rest of us?!"

Ren: "She is a very kind teacher, indeed."

Yang: "How... Often and long are these training sessions, hmmm?"

Pyrrha: "Yes... That would be very nice to know..."

Jaune: Wha... Oh come on... They can't be jealous, can they? Come on... I gotta defuse this quick...

Glynda: "What are you implying, Miss Xiao-Long, Miss Nikos?"

Jaune: "Uh, guys, I have to do a lot of chores for her. Get her coffee, make her dinner, clean up after her. It's all just boring stuff!"

Glynda: GLARES "Do you have to make me sound like a failure of an adult, Mister Arc?"

Jaune: "I uh... That's not what I meant! But you really should cut down on cup noodles!"

Yang: snerk

Weiss: "C-Cup noodles?!"

Pyrrha: staring in betrayal

Glynda: "Sometimes I don't have time for a proper meal! Arc is a decent cook!"

Yang: "You're making him cook for you?!"

Ruby: "Is it naked apron?!"

Jaune: "RUBY!"
 
You know, Jaunedrew might have some reservations about sleeping with Yang due to his mental age, but Glynda is in the strike range and of very palpable stature.

Breed the strict librarian Jaunedrew, you know you want to.
 
After thwarting another White Fang attack... At the docks...

Jaune: "Phew! Glad we took them down pretty easily."

Glynda Goodwitch shows up along with the cops.

Glynda: sighs "Well, at least you called ahead of your vigilante excursion, Mister Arc, Miss Rose."

Yang: "Wait wait wait... You have Professor Goodwitch's Scroll number?"

Jaune: "Uh, yeah... Why is that weird?"

Ruby: "I mean... Why do you have that?"

Jaune's Brain: Because you guys are maniacs who would cause massive property damage and get us all in jail if I didn't call ahead... Plus geez, I still need a lot of work and it's amazing Miss Goodwitch is willing to give me extra instruction! Seriously, she looks strict but she's like a total softy! Not that I'm complaining, I need all the help I can get but boy was I wrong about the portrayal in the show! She's so kind and such a good teacher...! I really gotta do something nice for her...

Jaune: "Because we need someone to bail us out and she's really nice? Also she gives me extra tutoring sessions."

Yang: red eyes "Does she?"

Pyrrha: strained smile "Oh?"

Ruby: "Extra...?"

Weiss: "Training sessions...?"

Blake: "..." Mild nosebleed

Nora: "Hey! What about the rest of us?!"

Ren: "She is a very kind teacher, indeed."

Yang: "How... Often and long are these training sessions, hmmm?"

Pyrrha: "Yes... That would be very nice to know..."

Jaune: Wha... Oh come on... They can't be jealous, can they? Come on... I gotta defuse this quick...

Glynda: "What are you implying, Miss Xiao-Long, Miss Nikos?"

Jaune: "Uh, guys, I have to do a lot of chores for her. Get her coffee, make her dinner, clean up after her. It's all just boring stuff!"

Glynda: GLARES "Do you have to make me sound like a failure of an adult, Mister Arc?"

Jaune: "I uh... That's not what I meant! But you really should cut down on cup noodles!"

Yang: snerk

Weiss: "C-Cup noodles?!"

Pyrrha: staring in betrayal

Glynda: "Sometimes I don't have time for a proper meal! Arc is a decent cook!"

Yang: "You're making him cook for you?!"

Ruby: "Is it naked apron?!"

Jaune: "RUBY!"
Due to the stress of the day and accidentally channeling one of Blake's depraved ancestors, she said something that traumatized both of them, .
Glynda: "I wished it was Tai and and Nick in the apron."
 

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