[RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

[Gur40]

Jaune needs to do an Arc Promise with both teams
He'll fight going to the Ever After with everything he is, BUT the second it's the only way for them to win? He'll do it and they have to let him

Whether or not they join however

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Yang and Jaune went out onto Beacon's campus grounds near the river. It was a beautiful day, and Jaune put down a blanket. They sat down together.

Jaune: "I'm glad we're going on a picnic. I didn't figure you for a picnic kind of gal, to be honest."

Jaune's Brain: And she brought the food too?

Yang: "Hey now, just cause I like a good fight and a good party, doesn't mean I don't like enjoying nice quiet day." she starts blushing lightly "With the guy lo-like"

Yang's Brain: Damn it I still can't say it!

Jaune: smiles "You know you're really cute when you blush."

Yang: bright red "Sh-Shut up!" Laughs and smacks his shoulder

Yang began taking out dishes.

Jaune: "So, where did you get these?"

Yang smile proudly: "Made them myself!"

Jaune: "Really? Wow!" He has a sandwich, chews...

Yang watches nervously trying not to show it but her playing with her fingers gave it away.

Yang's Brain: Please like it, please like it.

Jaune: "Yang... This is amazing."

Jaune's Brain: Holy shit it's so good!

He eats the rest of the sandwich eagerly

Yang smiles brightly at both his words and eagerness

Yang: "Heh, just so you know, flattery gets you everywhere~"

She leans forward and gives him a nice kiss on the lips. Jaune kisses her back very happily.

Jaune's Brain: Damn, the kickass tomboy can cook too?! Well that makes sense... She did raise Ruby-

Ruby: "YANG! JAUNE!"

Ruby pops up. They pull apart with a jump.

Yang's Brain: Damn it Ruby!

Yang: "What is it Rubes?"

Ruby: "There's a big sale at the weapons store! Didn't you say you wanted to get some new accessories, Yang?! And-Jaune! Didn't you want to trick out your new shotgun?!"

Jaune's Brain: DAMNIT RUBY!

Jaune: "I mean... yeah, but you said you were gonna do it, right?"

Ruby: "Of course we are! But we still need to go down there to see about parts we need and if anything else catches your eye!"

Jaune: "How about you go? We trust your judgement!"

Ruby: "Nope! You need to be part of it every step of the way. That's part of then joy of building your own weapon."

Yang with a strained smile: "Heh come on Rubes, my stuff can wait, and Jaune doesn't have to be there every step of the way. Especially with your good eye I think we'd just slow you down."

Ruby: "But-"

Jaune: "We trust you, Crater Face. You'll get the best stuff, I know you will!"

Ruby stood there for a moment before a look of pure sadness came to her face.

Ruby: "O-okay I'll leave you guys alone." She mumbled quietly.

Jaune's Brain: Urrrgggghhhh...! GUILT! GUILLLLLT!

Jaune: "... Um..."

Yang though has mom instincts and is fighting against giving in. She knows Ruby's game.

Yang's brain: Fight it. Fight it! You know her game. Come on hold strong!

Jaune: "I..." She can see Jaune is about to give in. No! He needs to stay strong!

Yang is about to warn him when she is a second too late. Ruby turns and they both see the shimmering silver eyes caused by unshed tears and the wobbly lips.

Jaune: "I... W-Well, Ruby..."

Alas... Just before he caved... Weiss walked up.

Weiss: "Ruby! I got all the parts you wanted via mail order. All at a discount, so no need to pay me back!"

Ruby freezes and goes rigid. Yang eyes flash red as she begins to glare at Ruby.

Weiss: Smug little smile

Jaune's Brain: Oh geez... Well, Ruby is a little sister. I have more than enough experience with my little sisters to know how manipulative they can be...

Yang's brain: That sneaky little minx!

Jaune: "Well, that's great Ruby. And thank you Weiss. We really appreciate it."

Weiss: "Of course. I can't have you both waste your time for no reason now can we?"

Said as she side eyes Ruby. Ruby gives her a glare which comes off as more cute than anything. Like an angry little kitten.

Weiss: "Of course, that means we can chat, doesn't it Jaune?"

Jaune: "Huh?"

Jaune's Brain: What the hell!? SHE LIKES ME NOW?! HOW?! WHY?!

Jaune: "Yang and I are in the middle of something Weiss?"

Weiss: "Mhm? You mean what ever this is? Don't worry I can take you some where that has better options and you can get what you like."

Jaune: "Uh, thanks but no thanks?"

Yang of course was struggling not to lose her Temper. Jaune holds her hand. Yang squeezes on it tightly, making Jaune wince lightly.

Yang: :Yeah Weisscream! Go find that blue haired boy of yours. We were having a nice time before all of this came about."

Weiss: Narrows her eyes a bit

Ruby: "Yeah Weiss! Come on! Let's... Let's do some upgrades!"

Ruby decided she would be a better friend and sister right now... Which would have been great... When Blake showed up.

And slides right up next to Jaune's side opposite of Yang sits next to him and proceeds to lean on him while pulling out a book and beginning to read without a care in the world.

Jaune: "... Blake?"

Blake: "Hello Jaune. Yang. Ruby. Weiss."

Jaune: "Uhh... What are you doing?"

Blake: "I thought we were having a picnic."

Jaune: "Yes. Yang and I. Are having a picnic."

Blake: "It's very nice."

Jaune: "Yes... A picnic. Alone."

Blake: "Mmhm?"

Yang: "Grrrrr...!"

Pyrrha: "JAUNE!"

Jaune: "Oh great..."

Pyrrha: "I just-"

Yang: FULL BURN MODE "DAMNIT THAT'S ENOUGH! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, HE LOVES ME, SO BUZZ OFF EVERYONE BEFORE I START PUNCHING!"

Pyrrha: "I-I just-"

Yang: "I'M NOT AFRAID TO KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF TOO, CEREAL GIRL-!"

Pyrrha: "I just wanted to deliver a package Jaune got?"

Jaune: "Ah, yes... Thank you Pyr." He opens it up and hands it to Yang "I got you some wine! From my farm! I-I thought you'd like it..."

Yang: "... Oh..." winces at Pyrrha "Um... Sorry Cereal Girl... And everyone... Mostly."

Blake: unrepentant

Yang: "... So... Wine huh?"

Jaune: "I think it would go well with your cooking since it's very nice?"

Weiss, Ruby and Blake: "Awww..."

Pyrrha: "Awww..."

Yang: "WILL YOU JUST BUZZ OFF?!"

 

[Ardrianian]

Talk about task failed successfully...

 

[Gur40]

Spoiler: Nana Arturia Family Paintings vs Historical Painting

Would love to see more Arc Clan meet SI!BS Jaune and him freak at the Expies

 

[Marlow3]

I laughed so hard at work people are glaring at me. I blame you AJT and I refuse to take personal responsibility for my failings.
Otherwise great story would recommend.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Blake walked into the study next, and sat with Jaune on the loveseat. She stared intensely at him, and he did his best to meet her gaze. It came easily but he was still feeling exhausted as he did so.

Blake: "... I suppose I can't fault you for resisting my advances."

Jaune: sighs "Blake, for the last time-"

Blake: "After all... I-I abandoned you all... I ran away. Again. I didn't even come back to save you, just to try and make up for my own mistakes-"

Jaune: "Blake!"

Blake: near tears "And-And I just stole your girlfriend while you suffered in another dimension for decades-!"

Jaune sighs and hugs Blake tightly. She sniffles into his shoulder. He rubs her back up and down.

Jaune: "Blake..."

Blake: "Did... Did you just put up with me to try and stop me from doing all those terrible things-?"

Jaune: "I did all this to help you, Blake, because I do love you."

Blake: looks up, shocked

Jaune: "I mean platonically-"

Blake: "You've gone through hell for all of us-Platonically?!"

Jaune: sighs "Blake, you have Sun-"

Blake: "I don't want Sun! I want you!"

Jaune: "No you don't. You want a hero, an ideal-"

Blake: "And what's wrong with wanting a hero?! What's wrong with wanting the Rusted Knight himself?!"

Jaune: "I'm not-I'm not a perfect hero! I'm not an ideal! I'm a flawed, stupid, stupid man! A failure, Blake! I failed to be a hero-"

Blake: "And you didn't stop trying! No matter what! I know... I know I latched onto Adam. I was young and foolish. I know what he was really like now... M-Maybe he was stringing me along, maybe I could have changed his mind... I failed there. But you! You've done all this, just to save the world! Save us! And been honest with me! I-I mean, mostly... How could I not care for you, Jaune?"

Jaune: sighs "Blake..."

Blake: "... Just tell me this. Did you fall for her because you wanted to save her from... From me? Or would you have fallen for me if I'd... I'd asked you out?"

Jaune: very long, hard sigh "Blake... I am the perfect example of why you don't torture yourself with what ifs. Please... Don't."

Blake: "Then just answer my question."

Jaune: sighs "... Same deal with Pyrrha, Blake. If Yang and I break up... Give me two weeks and we'll try. But I'm in love with Yang. So please? Just stop?"

Blake: "... All right." She leans in and kisses his cheek "I won't obsess over what ifs."

Jaune: "Thank you."

Blake: "I'll focus on making things reality." She smiles... And steals a kiss from his lips

Jaune: "Ah-Blake-Damnit you infuriating cat! We just talked about this! Your NTR fetish is trash, just like you!"

Blake: smug "I love you too, Jaune." She gets up and walks away

Jaune: sighs

Jaune's Brain: Who knew she'd be even more irritating when she wasn't running off? Geez...

Finally, Weiss enters. She sits across from him.

Weiss: "... So... You had a torch for me in the old timeline?"

Jaune: "Yeah. I was... Pretty terrible about it. Sorry."

Weiss: "It's fine. I imagine I was rather terrible to you about it."

Jaune: "Well I was a total and complete jackass. Plus, it didn't happen here."

Weiss: "No. No, I suppose not." sighs and reaches out to squeeze his hand "I'm sorry for everything you've had to go through."

Jaune: "Sorry about everything you've gone through."

Weiss: smiles wanly "In retrospect... It was foolish of me to think I could become the CEO of the SDC by being a Huntress. I suppose, in the end... I was running away too."

Jaune: "You can still fix things, Weiss. Still reconnect with your brother. He's a good guy, honest."

Weiss: "I believe you."

Jaune: "Well, good."

Weiss: smiles gently "And well... A princess does dream of a knight coming to save her."

Jaune: "Not you too-"

Weiss: "You only have yourself to blame, you know. Saying you love us, being heroic and self sacrificing and moody. It's catnip to girls!"

Blake: from outside "That's racist."

Weiss: "Blow it out your ass, Blake!"

Jaune: chuckles as Weiss turns bright red and covers her mouth "Well now. Wouldn't have expected that from the proper princess."

Weiss: "See? You've corrupted us thoroughly, you scoundrel."

Jaune: "Scoundrel? Seriously?"

Weiss: flush "Ruby made me watch Space Wars."

Jaune: "The original trilogy, right?"

Weiss: "Of course! Even I know the prequels and sequels are trash!"

Jaune: "Hey now! The prequels were a good story told badly, the sequels were a terrible story told by morons."

Weiss: "Yes, please, keep telling yourself that."

Jaune: sighs "Impossible woman."

Weiss: "Heh. You're the one who had a crush on me in the old timeline."

Jaune: "Yeah."

Weiss: "... Do you... Still-?"

Jaune: "For God's sake!"

Weiss: rolls her eyes "I'm just saying!"

Jaune: sighs "Weiss? I'm in love with Yang. Please, stop."

Weiss: "I know... And I'm glad. You two are happy together. Almost disgustingly so. And you're so affectionate and lewd in public!"

Jaune: "Wha-That was one time and at night! How did you-?!"

Weiss: bright red

Jaune: "... I thought Blake was the pervert."

Weiss: "She is! And so are you! You-You exhibitionist!"

Jaune: "Says the voyeur."

Weiss: "Ugh! Ridiculous man!"

Jaune: "Impossible woman!"

Weiss: "UGH! Look... My point is, we're in this together now. All of us. So please, stop treating us like children."

Jaune: "Says the woman who wants to call me 'Daddy'."

Weiss: "I-I do not! That was in another timeline! And I don't want you to spank me or manhandle me or anything else lewd! Especially not with Yang and Pyrrha involved!"

Silence.

Weiss: "... Shut up."

Jaune: "Not a word-"

Weiss: "You're talking!"

Jaune: "Sorry!"

Weiss: groans "Must you tease me? No wonder Yang is so worried about infidelity!"

Jaune: "She is not... Is she? Shit..."

Weiss: "Either put her fears to rest, or accept that like your great-grandfather, you have a harem."

Jaune: "I don't have a harem!"

Weiss: "Then stop flirting with everything female with a pulse!"

Jaune: "I'm not flirting!"

Weiss: "Then what have we been doing for the last ten minutes?!"

Silence.

Jaune: "... Goddamnit."

Weiss: "Told you~."

Jaune: annoyed "Shut up."

Weiss: "Your fault for attracting impossible women."

Jaune: "And there you go shifting the blame around. Typical."

Weiss: "Again, we're flirting. That's on you!"

Jaune: "You started it!"

Pyrrha: "Jaune?"

Jaune: "All right, all right... Anyway Weiss: You can change things for yourself and be happy. That's literally all I want for anyone. To be happy. And not die."

Weiss: nods "I know... Anyway, um..."

Jaune: "Yes?"

Weiss: "..." leans in to kiss his cheek "Try not to be too hard on yourself. If we don't get to be hard on ourselves, you don't either."

Jaune: "I happen to like it hard on myself."

Silence again.

Jaune: "That didn't come out right."

Weiss: "Or did it~?"

Jaune: "Stop-Stop that! Stop flirting! Goddamnit you're why Yang is freaking out about infidelity! You and Blake! Freaking perverted princesses, you deserve eachother!"

Weiss: "Hmmm... Well, I have wondered what she would look like in just a collar~."

Jaune: gapes

Weiss: smirk "Pervert."

Jaune: "Takes one to know one!"

Weiss laughs, kisses his cheek again, and leaves. Jaune sighs and leans back.

Pyrrha enters, looking nervous. She sits next to him.

Pyrrha: "... It could have gone worse."

Jaune: "Yeah..."

Nora and Ren come in, looking... Disheveled. Nora is grinning, Ren... Is actually smiling.

Nora: "Hey guys~! Renny and I are going steady~!"

Jaune: "... I'm glad. Really."

Ren: "As am I."

Nora: "Pfft... Least our future is easy to fix, huh? Just don't take romantic advice from Blakey!" shakes her head "What was I thinking?"

Jaune: "I have no idea."

Jaune's Brain: Neither did the writers...

Pyrrha: "Jaune? Maybe you should get out. Clear your head for a while."

Jaune: "Yeah... Yeah! I should."

Pyrrha: "But um... Before you go?"

Jaune: "Yes?"

Pyrrha: blush "... Just so you know... I am okay with being in a harem."

Jaune: "... What."

Pyrrha: "Well, um, I talked with your Nana and may have listened in and-"

Jaune: "Ooookay, I think I need to go find Yang now. Gonna go find Yang, my girlfriend, whom I love very much."

Pyrrha: "Jaune... I-I'm sorry... I just..." sighs "If you knew I loved you... Why didn't you try... You know?"

Jaune: "Pyrrha! I..." sighs "We've been over this-"

Pyrrha: "Then just answer me. Would you... Could you have fallen in love with me-?"

Jaune: "YES! Of course I could have! The fact this is so hard on me is proof enough!"

Pyrrha is bright red, and restraining a squeal.

Pyrrha: "Um... S-Sorry."

Nora: snickers "Are you sure it's hard on you, Jaune-Jaune?"

Jaune: "No pancakes for a week."

Nora: "Not fair!"

Jaune: "Too bad, I'm feeling petty and vindicative."

Nora: "Well at least you're honest!"

Jaune leaves, walking down the dirt road with his hands in his pockets and a frown on his face as the sun began to set.

Jaune's Brain: Geez... Well... It could have gone worse... A lot worse. I mean... That might sound like cope but it could have gone worse...

His Scroll beeps. It's a message from Katy. Asking him to meet her by the old watertower.

Jaune's Brain: Crrraaaaaapp... Please tell me she's not going to confess to me too?! Please...

Nevertheless... Jaune goes to the old watertower. His danger sense is screaming something is wrong the second he sees that no one is around.

Jaune: "Oh crap..." He goes for his Scroll... Just before he gets hit from behind and he feels something getting injected into his neck "CRAP-!"

He awakens... Groggy... Drugged... Tied to a chair with chains. A bag is over his head... Which is removed. A light goes on over his head, and he winces. He looks up.

Sienna Khan: "Well, well, well... If it isn't Jaune Arc, the Hero of the Breach."

Jaune: "... Please tell me you're not going to confess your love to me, too."

Sienna: "What? No!"

Jaune: "Oh thank God."

 

[mastermenthe]

Sienna Khan is having some teenage-years flashbacks right about now.

 

[Ardrianian]

Jaune, to a bunch of ladies that were either lonely, have abandonment issues (on both sides) or socially singled out, your realness is giving them a sense of family and possible children that won't be left to their own devices.

 

[DaJuggernaut]

Sienna.
What are you doing?
Sienna.
STAHP.

 

[Gur40]

His Scroll beeps. It's a message from Katy. Asking him to meet her by the old watertower.

Jaune's Brain: Crrraaaaaapp... Please tell me she's not going to confess to me too?! Please...

Nevertheless... Jaune goes to the old watertower. His danger sense is screaming something is wrong the second he sees that no one is around.

Jaune: "Oh crap..." He goes for his Scroll... Just before he gets hit from behind and he feels something getting injected into his neck "CRAP-!"

He awakens... Groggy... Drugged... Tied to a chair with chains. A bag is over his head... Which is removed. A light goes on over his head, and he winces. He looks up.

Sienna Khan: "Well, well, well... If it isn't Jaune Arc, the Hero of the Breach."

Jaune: "... Please tell me you're not going to confess your love to me, too."

Sienna: "What? No!"

Jaune: "Oh thank God."

Click to shrink...

I hope Katy is ok or atleast they just stole her Scroll
Jaune buddy you are literal these girls childhood hero reborn that kill die for them and are confused they love you?
Sienna is about to have the world most Yandere Harem attack her base along with a family that love their baby boy
Ruby already has her mom PTSD coming in full force along with Yang double abandonment issues
God help anyone stupid enough to were metal as Pyrrha about to make them broken messes
Ren and Nora have finally found family they will not lose anymore
Weiss and Blake are about to show why they each took down squads of mooks with ease at the Fall of Beacon