[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[ThunderBasilisk]

Jaune: "You and Blake deserve eachother."

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That scenario sounds about as disastrous as a sandpaper onahole

 

[SharkCultist]

That scenario sounds about as disastrous as a sandpaper onahole

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Velvet gets radicalized. Becomes racist against cat faunus (for no particular reason) and cucks Blake through being better girlfriend material (and a more effective racist)

 

[ExFelineServer3]

I remember watching Captain Planet back when people actually had hope for the future

 

[NightDranzer]

Huh. So this is a small idea related to the doctor Jaune stuff.

What if he did bring something besides crocea mors to beacon?

It's compact, efficient, and horrifically deadly.

Jaune also insists that it's not a weapon it's a tool of mercy.

It's a small dagger (more like a oversized needle to be honest) that ignores aura and instantly floods a body with max potency ice dust. Instantly fatal, no time for pain, and preserves the body.

Everyone is freaked out that that thing exists and has literally been sitting in his back pocket all school year.

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Ahh, the Misericorde Dagger; a must have for any Field Medic.

 

[SharkCultist]

Ahh, the Misericorde Dagger; a must have for any Field Medic.

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You never know when you're not gonna be able to heal someone and can only offer them mercy. Or if they're already dead you wanna keep the body in good shape for funerals. Or investigations and autopsies depending on the situation.

So it probably would be a part of every field medics toolkit in remnant.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

-Arslan switches leadership duties with Ruby. How long does it take for Arslan to resort to going full nun and rapping the knuckles of the WBY girls with a ruler? My bet is ten minutes at best.

Weiss: "This is completely unnecessary-OW!"

Blake: "We're both Faunus, you should have-OW!"

Yang: "Hey Sister, don't make this a habit-OW!"

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Arslan's not having any of Team RWBY's nunsense......

 

[ExFelineServer3]

Arslan's not having any of Team RWBY's nunsense......

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This was just, I mean I read it and then just shook my head.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

This was just, I mean I read it and then just shook my head.

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It's also the name of a real life musical, about a group of nun's.....

 

[trashtaker]

Has anyone ever pointed out if Jaune was trained to be a doctor?

Like he knows a lot of medical stuff and the point is.

That you guys know how bad he is at fighting before Pyrrha groomed him.

What if the reason he's bad at it is not because he wasn't trained but rather he was trained to cripple or straight up kill considering Remnant is a death world.

Meaning that Doctors or healers may not have the same oaths we have here.

There the doctors are encourage to straight up go for deliberating strikes or kill when straight up distracted from saving the innocents or patients as Doctors and healers are literally put into a pedestal there

 

[cavalal386]

Mother fuckin Captain Planet.

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did someone say captain planet?

I remember watching Captain Planet back when people actually had hope for the future

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we have a future?
*looks outside*
did someone remember to tell the world that?

 

[The Brotherhood of Steel]

did someone say captain planet?



we have a future?
*looks outside*
did someone remember to tell the world that?

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View: https://youtu.be/Cj3ENSVogTo?si=K1I_SiTJU6UzXXFE

Of course we do.

 

[Gur40]

Taiyang Gave Ruby a book from Summer when she was immitted into Beacon...
He gave her the wrong book

OR ends up being the right book

Spoiler: Summer Rose Techniques

rwac96

Anonymous asked:
It is Lancaster Week! Ruby is tired and wants someone to carry her back to the dorm. Since her teammates don't want to do it, she is going to summon Jaune by smacking her thighs so he can carry her.

Ruby: *huffs* "Gods, my feet are killing me. Yang, can you carry me back to the dorm--?"

Yang: *carrying Blake bridal style* "Hands already full, Rubes."

Blake: *clinging to Yang* "Sorry, Ruby."

Ruby: "Oh, c'mon!" *turns to Weiss* "Bestie--?"

Weiss: "Say anything, I am calling my attorney."

Ruby: *exhales* "Crud! Welp, time to pull a page outta Mom's book." *smacks her thighs together*

*Jaune Arc appears randomly, much to his, Weiss, and Blake's confusion*

Jaune: *bewildered* "W-What?! How did I get here?!"

Ruby: *approaches Jaune, wraps her arms around his neck* "JAUNE! Carry me, please~?" *flutters her eyelashes*

and in the book

Spoiler: Hoodie

notmaplemable

9 Days of Lancaster - Day 1 Hoodie Thief

Jaune: Ruby, have you seen my hoodie anywhere?

Ruby: Your hoodie is missing? Oh no.

Jaune: Oh no, what?

Ruby: I've been hearing rumors about a hoodie bandit going around Beacon, but I didn't think they were real.

Jaune: There's a hoodie bandit!? Do you think they have my hoodie?

Ruby: I hope not. I hear he does... bad things with hoodies.

Jaune: Oh no! I need to go check my dorm again! *Runs off*

Ruby: ...

Ruby: *Maniacal Adorable laughter as she puts on an old timey robber/domino mask and pulls Jaune's hoodie out of it's hiding spot*

Ruby: You fool! It was I, Ruby Rose, who was the hoodie bandit this whole time!

Ruby: *Puts the hoodie on* But don't worry Jaune, I'll take good care of it.

Ruby: ...

Ruby: At least until your smell wears off and I sneak it back into your closet.

Ruby: But that will just lead to the second stage of my grand plan!

Spoiler: Do you think Alyx dagger will be a macguffin?

With Jaune using a broken blade in the Ever After he'd be more used to Dagger fighting then Sword

Would be hilarious if it sends who ever he stabs straight to the Blacksmith

 

[LordofBones]

-Jaune and Pyrrha help RWBY to keep Blake from running off anymore.

Jaune: "Pyrrha? Keep her here. Sit on her if you have to."

Blake: "I knew you were a pervert!"

Pyrrha: blush "Well, if you want me to Jaune, I will."

Blake: "Keep me pinned underneath your-your partner while you have you way with me?! Put a collar on me?! I knew you were twisted and perverted beneath your dorky exterior!"

Jaune: "You're the one red faced and panting!"

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Jaune runs with this and explains that the very act of collaring a cat faunus is a mark of deep trust, intimacy and affection in Radian, and cat faunus women subtly show off their collars to each other, from the fitting to the latticework to the jewelry. It means that the one who put the collar in place is trusted to hold the wearer's heart and soul above else.

Blake hasn't earned the right of having a collar handcrafted just for her. She's a bad kitty.

 

[NightDranzer]

Jaune runs with this and explains that the very act of collaring a cat faunus is a mark of deep trust, intimacy and affection in Radian, and cat faunus women subtly show off their collars to each other, from the fitting to the latticework to the jewelry. It means that the one who put the collar in place is trusted to hold the wearer's heart and soul above else.

Blake hasn't earned the right of having a collar handcrafted just for her. She's a bad kitty.

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So, just like real cats. XD

 

[cavalal386]

idle question, how many people here have read The Raven's Plan by The Sithspawn?
why am I bringing up a game of throne fic in a rwby thread? well i glad you ask.
here's what i'm wondering, what would happen if that premise was used in rwby?
the world has gone to hell, only a handful of survivors are left, they come up with a desperate plan to send back their memories to the past in hope of saving the world, things don't go as plan, instead of a handful of survivors, everyone gets send back and i do mean everyone.

so the question arise, what now?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I try not to get too meta but sometimes my brain just comes up with shit like this:

Coco: "Sooo... I only get characterization in the light novels and chibi? And that is...?"

Jaune: "Lesbian."

Coco: "..."

Ruby: "Fashionable lesbian?"

Jaune: "Who breaks girls' hearts?"

Coco: "... I have a fucking minigun in my purse. And that's what they went with?"

Jaune: "Trust me Coco, you're better off."

Ruby: "Way better off."

Jaune: "I get stuck in a shitty alternate dimension for decades and my dreams of being a hero are twisted into a nightmare of utter failure."

Ruby: "And I kill myself."

Coco: "..."

Ruby: "I got better!"

 

[SharkCultist]

I try not to get too meta but sometimes my brain just comes up with shit like this:

Coco: "Sooo... I only get characterization in the light novels and chibi? And that is...?"

Jaune: "Lesbian."

Coco: "..."

Ruby: "Fashionable lesbian?"

Jaune: "Who breaks girls' hearts?"

Coco: "... I have a fucking minigun in my purse. And that's what they went with?"

Jaune: "Trust me Coco, you're better off."

Ruby: "Way better off."

Jaune: "I get stuck in a shitty alternate dimension for decades and my dreams of being a hero are twisted into a nightmare of utter failure."

Ruby: "And I kill myself."

Coco: "..."

Ruby: "I got better!"

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Similar but different Meta idea.

"Ruby is angrily waiting on hold on a call*

???: department of stories how many we help you?

Ruby: what are you guys trying to pull?!

???: please clarify your issue.

Ruby: I didn't go through six years of protagonist academy and a mandatory tragic backstory package to end up in the harem of Jaune Arc!

???: ah. Unfortunately we can't really do anything for you.

Ruby: what do you mean?! He's supposed to be supporting cast, secondary protagonist at best.

???: that would be true IF he was using or trained on department resources. Turns out Jaune Arcs are just mostly like that.

Ruby: damn it! This is some bullshit.

???: best I can do for you is a genre shift from action to slice-of-life comedy. At least then you're not getting your ass kicked or traumatized.

Ruby:....could I reject the tragic backstory since this is a comedy and get my mom back?

???:....

Ruby: what?

???: weeeeeell since she was reassigned from your story to a different one we'd have to get her to agree.

Ruby: where did you guys send her?

???:Jaune Arc harem fic in a taimanin crossover.

Ruby:....on second thought let's just go with the slice-of-life.

???: probably for the best.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Similar but different Meta idea.

"Ruby is angrily waiting on hold on a call*

???: department of stories how many we help you?

Ruby: what are you guys trying to pull?!

???: please clarify your issue.

Ruby: I didn't go through six years of protagonist academy and a mandatory tragic backstory package to end up in the harem of Jaune Arc!

???: ah. Unfortunately we can't really do anything for you.

Ruby: what do you mean?! He's supposed to be supporting cast, secondary protagonist at best.

???: that would be true IF he was using or trained on department resources. Turns out Jaune Arcs are just mostly like that.

Ruby: damn it! This is some bullshit.

???: best I can do for you is a genre shift from action to slice-of-life comedy. At least then you're not getting your ass kicked or traumatized.

Ruby:....could I reject the tragic backstory since this is a comedy and get my mom back?

???:....

Ruby: what?

???: weeeeeell since she was reassigned from your story to a different one we'd have to get her to agree.

Ruby: where did you guys send her?

???:Jaune Arc harem fic in a taimanin crossover.

Ruby:....on second thought let's just go with the slice-of-life.

???: probably for the best.

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Jaune: "What's your deal, Ruby? It's not my fault you got reset every damn Volume until 9... And then you committed suicide and reset yourself again-"

Ruby: "We're not talking about that!"

Jaune: sigh "Of course we aren't."

Ruby: "But I went through the protagonist steps and-"

Jaune: "Yeah, and guess what? It didn't stick."

Ruby: "What?! It totally stuck-!"

Jaune: "Suicide and reset."

Ruby: "-Damn you!"

Jaune: "It's not either of our faults that the writers were so incompetent they made me closer to the actual protagonist. Hell, Blake was closer to protagonist than both of us in the first three volumes."

Ruby: "I hate that you're right, damnit."

Jaune: "But in fanfic, we can be who we were meant to be... The good ones I mean, obviously. I mean, you don't want to get together with Weiss do you?"

Ruby: "Of course not! Freaking rich ice princess. What would we even talk about after?"

Jaune: "I know right?"

 

[zMADLAXz]

God, I start thinking thinking of something interesting to write and it turns into shonen. Should have watched Sailor moon.

Anyway for the leadership class lets not pretend that anyone is the perfect leader.

For example team CFVY. Someone like Coco takes time to get used to. I mean, I love the girl but omg, not an instant friendship, but that's ok. Character flaws are good writing opportunities.

So, let me try and spit something real quick.(Gentle warning, I haven't any extra material for RWBY so if I get their characterization wrong or miss a fact that was disclosed in some novel or in manga, my bad.)

Team CFVY - year 1

Coco- I am telling you guys, while team jerseys are catchy and so before color wars, we can have a team theme and make our own outfits based on that. I am sure even our dear Muscle and Monk could pull something of.

Coco - Though I mean, it's gonna be pretty tough considering, well you know, guys

Fox - No, I don't know. Perhaps you would like to enlighten me?

Coco - Woh! dude, personal space and I mean, it's pretty self explanatory.

Yatsuhashi - What are we talking about here again? I mean I don't see anything bad with team jerssy

Coco - Ok look, boys, y'all are a pretty bunch but you know where the beauty lies. Besides, I am seeing some real potential here and it's way over there.

Fox - Oh, I see your type, well I guess we should sleep without any problem, because we know whose gonna take all the harassment cases for the team.

Coco - What's your angle here, tough guy?

Velvet - ......

Fox - I have no angle, but I know yours pretty well, young lady.

Coco - Well mom, looks like I get to teach this lesson once again. Listen here Mr. "I see more with my ears than you can with your eyes", the dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed and I have a whole lot of them in the closet waiting for an unsuspecting asshole.

Fox - Really gonna have to face more than a few lawsuits.

Fast Forward - Present

Coco - So yeah, I won't blame shit like surroundings and my childhood but as you now know, I was the picture perfect bitch.

Ruby - But what changed? I mean you are so cool and so awesome and you have such an amazing bag andohmigoshthatgunissocoolcanIFireitleplslspls--

Coco - You are cute short gun (Yang - Ha! 'Short Gun' also don't even think. Ruby - YANG! please no!) but you are not my field. But yeah, everyone's got some issue and the first step is to acknowledge them, and 2nd step is to not fallback like an alcoholic (Yang and Ruby - oof). I have a good team, took my ass out of fire way more times I care to keep track of and I tried to be a good leader, but that's the neat part ladies, Good leadership is a lot like having sex for the first time, Confidence is good, but you gotta keep in mind all of you are here for the other person as well and the aftermath of a messy time is a bitch and a half to cleanup.

Everyone laughs except for team CFVY because they know how messy things can actually get and what the intention of Coco's analogy was

Jaune - And umm, it's just a hyptohetical but like, what if you are really really not suited for it?

Rest of team JNPR try to interject but Coco speaks.

Coco - Listen, Jaune was it? You know, if it was some field that required a lot of theoretical like say any of the STEM and other things of that nature I would say "Well better learn how to get good as quick as you can scrub", but here's the thing I learned. Early Huntsmen, didn't have standardised shit like us, yes they had weapons training but conventional combat mechanics go out of the window when you enter Grimm and Aura into the equation. Half the flips and twirls and big moves we do are stupid as fuck but the philosopy behind organised Grim fight using Squads is still in its infancy.

Jaune - And so...?

Velvet - What she is saying is that, due to the unorthodox job we all have, you are gonna learn your best skills in field and also you don't have to worry about things like your classmates being better and being an imposter because at the end of the day, a hunter should never fight alone even if they are capable of it because strength alone cannot grant victory(Bonus points to those who figure where it is from), you gotta have heart and know how to work well with others. Logistics and strategic planning are definitely more important factors than pure martial prowess in this eternal war. Yes you need that too, but we gotta make sure of a lot of other things as well.

Fox - So even if you think you don't have a place or feel half blind while following this path? Just know that you need to get your hands dirty anyway and you got your friends behind you.

Yatsuhashi - It takes getting punched around by just the right kind of grimm for things to click but at that point, you've got your comrades to make sure you aren't in too much of shit and when time comes <Yatsuhashi watches the rest of his team as they nod at him>, you make sure to accept and offer help.

Coco - Plus believe when I say it, once you get the rhythm of it, you realise the skills were there already, after all fighting and fucking is something humans and faunus have perfected better than perhaps any other species on the planet.

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Here is my take on a senior team who have had too many battles to give a shit about proper social customs and other fancy shit. More than guns and ammo, when you have aura and semblances, it's the team synergy that matters. But having big guns is also a definite plus

 

[zMADLAXz]

I really wanna do something Ruby centric but her writing doesn't allow me a lot of breathing ground.

So if anyone can add anything here about Ruby(preferrably interesting), I could write about it tomorrow, because it is the middle of the night and I gotta sleep.

I know she is an optimist, cares for the team and other people, looks for the best in people, loves weapons. Also overly emotional at times, knows how to make good team combos and has good quick thinking. Has killer engineering skills if she can make Crescent Rose.

Am I missing something here?

God, her writing reminds of Lunda from GOW: Ragnarok. But I am not seeing too many protagonist like things here.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I really wanna do something Ruby centric but her writing doesn't allow me a lot of breathing ground.

So if anyone can add anything here about Ruby(preferrably interesting), I could write about it tomorrow, because it is the middle of the night and I gotta sleep.

I know she is an optimist, cares for the team and other people, looks for the best in people, loves weapons. Also overly emotional at times, knows how to make good team combos and has good quick thinking. Has killer engineering skills if she can make Crescent Rose.

Am I missing something here?

God, her writing reminds of Lunda from GOW: Ragnarok. But I am not seeing too many protagonist like things here.

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Yeah, again, I WANTED Ruby to be the protagonist but it's just not THERE. They gave her basically NOTHING.

Having her trying to find out what happened to her mother might be a good hook. You'd have to rework things to make it so that Ozpin wasn't concealing things just for the purpose of being a dick, but it would at least give her actual motivation.

Or her being obsessed with being like her mother and when she fails, she hates herself. Or she's jealous of Yang and feels she's always going to be compared to her.

Or she's in over her head as a leader, bonds with Jaune over learning his soft skills while he learns her hard skills, and she grows and improves as a leader.

Or her learning about the Silver Eyed Warriors and their destiny and her having to deal with the reality of becoming a hero to save the world is another possibility.

Or some combination of all of that. Off the top of my head but there it is.

 

[The Brotherhood of Steel]

I try not to get too meta but sometimes my brain just comes up with shit like this:

Coco: "Sooo... I only get characterization in the light novels and chibi? And that is...?"

Jaune: "Lesbian."

Coco: "..."

Ruby: "Fashionable lesbian?"

Jaune: "Who breaks girls' hearts?"

Coco: "... I have a fucking minigun in my purse. And that's what they went with?"

Jaune: "Trust me Coco, you're better off."

Ruby: "Way better off."

Jaune: "I get stuck in a shitty alternate dimension for decades and my dreams of being a hero are twisted into a nightmare of utter failure."

Ruby: "And I kill myself."

Coco: "..."

Ruby: "I got better!"

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This gave me some Coco based ideas.

1. Jaune enters beacon a year early than in cannon and ends up Coco, velvet, and Fox forming team JAVA.

2. Jaune and Coco are in an arrange marriage due to the Arcs and Adel families being close and the two of them being childhood friends. Jaune was also trained to be the best house husband so when Coco entered Beacon she didn't trust the girls back home not to try to steal Jaune so brought him with her. Convinces Goodwitch to allow it after Jaune starts helping her with paperwork (experience from helping his mom at the clinic)

The rest of team of team CFVY cherish Jaune as he pampers them alongside Coco to the point everyone knows not to touch him.

Cardin is bullying Velvet and Jaune tells him to stop and Cardin shoves. Cue every 2nd year or higher student wincing as Velvet proceeds to put Cardin in a body cast after going doom slayer on his ass before reverting to her sweet self and helping Jaune up. All the first year's learn not to touch him and Cardin transfers out of Beacon because this puts him on Coco's shit list.

Yang, Blake, and Weiss don't see what the appeal is until they're invited to team CFVY's apartment (perk of Jaune being Glyndas assistance and technically being a part of Beacon's staff) and Jaune has an entire home cooked meal and desserts ready for them. He's also channeling pure dad energy.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Y'all I just learned something.

r/RWBY thinks that Jaune rapidly regenerating his Aura (in Atlas) is something everyone can do and not an application of his Semblance.

Now I may not be the sharpest tool in the drawer, but could you all remind me if we have seen anyone else do that thing?

 

[zMADLAXz]

Because if a guy that has been training for 2 years can do a neat thing like that and not otgers, you start asking the validity of Huntsmen Training institutions.