[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Abramus5250]

-Jedi Jaune does some more training! And naturally his friends offer some feedback on his technique. Often in the form of attacking him and trying to kick his ass.

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A few ideas for this:

Yang teaches him about ambushes, almost constantly at one point, only to then double ambush him with Ruby when he's concentrating on her.

Weiss introduces Jaune to her family, which may or may not involve a 'friendly hunt' where he's pursued through a maze garden by Weiss, Winter, and potentially Willow, all the while trying to stay either undetected or losing his pursuers in a test of endurance and guile.

Pyrrha talks with her mom about seducing Jaune to the Dark Side. She tries to inform her daughter more about how effective the 'seduce' part can be, but it either goes completely over Pyrrha's head or Jaune is too dense to notice her hilarious attempts.

Jaune starts to get a touch paranoid and starts wearing armor, partially based off a knight and partially off practical additions, primarily high-tech too. Problem for him is, these ladies love a man in uniform, especially in armor that makes him look badass.

Assuming we don't expand the roster of other characters or factions from Star Wars in Remnant…

 

[John Jackson]

I still say it would be hilarious if Nora and REN were lost Starfleet officers in the middle of this whole mess with Blake being descended from the freman and Coco reporting all of their the the lensmen, maybe CRDL are undercover MI troopers….

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The Beacon courtyard was bustling with the usual mid-afternoon chaos-students rushing between classes, the distant roar of combat drills echoing from the training fields, and the occasional song from the birds in the trees. Taiyang Xiao Long had timed his visit perfectly: right after lunch, when Ruby and Yang were both free. He stood near the fountain, arms open wide as his daughters barreled into him.

"Dad!" Ruby squealed, nearly knocking him over with the force of her hug. "You didn't say you were coming!"

Yang grinned, slinging an arm around his shoulders. "What, you finally get tired of patching up the house after Nora's last visit?"

Taiyang laughed, ruffling Ruby's hair and pulling Yang into a one-armed hug. "Can't a dad just want to check on his girls? Besides, I brought cookies. Your mom's recipe."

Ruby's eyes lit up like silver stars. "You're the best!"

Yang rolled her eyes fondly. "Yeah, yeah. We love you too, old man."

Coco Adel stopped mid-stride nearby, designer sunglasses perched on her nose, beret tilted just so. She'd been heading to the library with Velvet when she spotted the tall, broad-shouldered man with the easy smile and the artfully tussled hair. Her lips curved into a slow, appreciative smirk.

She didn't waste time.

"Coco?" Velvet asked, concerned.

"Not now, Bun-Bun, getting laid," Coco stated, heading forward. Velvet sighed.

"Oh no," she muttered.

"Excuse me," Coco said, voice smooth as silk. She lowered her sunglasses just enough to give Taiyang a deliberate once-over. "Are you single?"

Ruby and Yang froze.

Taiyang blinked, still smiling politely. "Oh, hi there! I'm Taiyang Xiao Long. These are my daughters, Ruby and Yang. And you are…?"

Coco grinned, sliding her sunglasses the rest of the way off and tucking them into her jacket. "Coco Adel. Fashion icon, fashionista, and apparently the only person here with taste." She stepped closer, hips swaying just enough to make it clear this wasn't a casual chat. "And I asked if you're single, Mr. Xiao Long. Because if you are… I'd love to take you out for breakfast. Or dinner. Or both. Your choice."

Ruby's jaw hit the ground. "COCO!"

Yang's hair flickered with the first sparks of her Semblance. "What the hell?! That's our dad!"

Coco didn't even glance at them. Her eyes stayed locked on Taiyang, one manicured hand resting lightly on his forearm. "Still not an answer. So… single?"

Taiyang's smile never wavered. He glanced down at her hand on his arm like it was the most natural thing in the world. "Oh, that's sweet of you to offer, Miss Adel! I'm flattered. And yes, I am. But I've been out of the dating game for a while and I'm a little old for you. I'm just here to visit my girls and make sure they're not causing too much trouble."

Coco's grin sharpened. She leaned in a fraction closer, voice dropping to a playful purr. "Trouble's my middle name, handsome. And you look like you could handle a little. That jacket's vintage Mistral leather, isn't it? Very rugged. Very… capable. Much like the owner."

Yang made a strangled noise. "COCO, I SWEAR TO GOD-!"

Ruby was hiding behind her dad now, peeking out with mortified silver eyes. "Dad! She's flirting with you! Say something!"

Taiyang chuckled. "Flirting? Aw, that's nice of her. Kids these days are so friendly." He patted Coco's hand gently. "You've got good fashion sense yourself, Miss Adel. That beret really brings out your eyes. My wife used to wear something similar."

Coco's eyebrows rose. "Wife?"

"Late wife," Taiyang clarified easily, still smiling. "It's been a while. But thank you for the compliment. Means a lot coming from someone with your… style."

Coco's grin returned, twice as bright. "Late wife, huh? Tragic. My condolences. But that just means you're available for a charming, successful, incredibly stylish woman to sweep you off your feet." She gave his arm a light squeeze. "Tell me, Taiyang-can I call you Tai?-what are you doing tonight? I know this little café in Vale that serves the best strawberry shortcake. My treat."

Yang looked ready to combust. "Dad! She's hitting on you! In front of us! Make her stop!"

Taiyang finally seemed to register the tension. He glanced between his outraged daughters and the very forward fashionista, then let out a warm, laugh. "Well, I appreciate the offer, Miss Adel. Really, I do. But I'm just here to spend time with my girls today. Maybe another time?"

Coco pouted dramatically, but her eyes sparkled with amusement. "Another time, then. I'll hold you to that." She slipped a small card into his jacket pocket with practiced ease. "My number. In case you change your mind about breakfast. Or dinner. Or both."

She winked at Ruby and Yang. "Ladies. Always a pleasure."

Then she sauntered off, hips swaying as she made her way back to the mortified Velvet.

The moment she was out of earshot, Yang exploded.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"

Ruby nodded furiously, face still red. "She asked if you were single! In front of us! Dad, she was flirting so hard I thought my eyes were going to melt!"

Taiyang scratched the back of his neck, looking genuinely confused. "Flirting? She seemed nice. Complimented my jacket. That's all."

Yang threw her hands up. "She slipped her number into your pocket, Dad! That's not 'nice.' That's hunting!"

Ruby nodded again. "Yeah! I mean, we don't need an evil stepmom!"

Taiyang chuckled and pulled them both into a hug. "Relax, you two. I'm not going anywhere. Besides…" He glanced at the card Coco had given him. "I've got my hands full with two very protective daughters already. No room for anyone else right now."

Yang grumbled but leaned into the hug. "You'd better not call her."

"I won't!" Taiyang insisted.

Ruby peeked up at him. "Promise?"

"Promise," Taiyang said.

"So, throw away the card?" Ruby prompted. Taiyang hummed.

"Well, it would be rude to throw it away in front of her, don't you think?" He tucked it into his jacket pocket.

Coco, with Velvet, grinned.

"Ohhh yeah, he's hooked. And now I'm gonna reel him in~."

Velvet sighed.

"Not again," she muttered.

 

[cavalal386]

ren, looks at Taiyang, then looks at ruby and yang, then back at Taiyang, then looks at jaune: ... that explains so much.

 

[Tenno]

ren, looks at Taiyang, then looks at ruby and yang, then back at Taiyang, then looks at jaune: ... that explains so much.

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just give jaune a light stubble, reading glasses, and a polo with vest combo and boom! Coco's dilf senses get tripped

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The CFVY dorm common room had been transformed into a miniature fashion studio.

Coco Adel stood in the center like a queen surveying her kingdom, sunglasses perched on her head and a measuring tape draped around her neck. Scattered across the couches were bolts of fabric, ribbons, and half-finished outfits in every pastel color imaginable. Mia stood on a small stool in front of her, dressed in a frilly pink-and-white sundress Coco had quickly altered to fit her perfectly.

"Turn for me, darling," Coco instructed with a bright smile. "Shoulders back, chin up. Confidence, Mia. If you want something, you have to ask for it like you deserve it."

Mia twirled once, the dress flaring prettily. "Like this?"

"Exactly like that!" Coco clapped her hands. "Now, say it with me: 'I want the blue ribbons because they match my eyes and I am adorable.'"

Mia puffed out her little chest. "I want the blue ribbons because they match my eyes and I am adorable!"

Coco beamed. "Perfect! You're a natural, darling. The boys will be falling at your feet in no time."

Velvet, who had been quietly reading in the corner, looked up with a tired sigh. "Coco, she's four."

"And already more stylish than half the first-years," Coco countered with a wink. "Now, next outfit!"

"Can I wear the pink one again?" Mia asked. Coco hummed.

"No, no, too much pink is dangerous!"

By the time Jaune arrived to pick Mia up, the little girl had modeled four different dresses, a tiny leather jacket, and a sparkly tutu. Coco was in the middle of pinning a new bow into Mia's hair when the door opened.

"Papa!" Mia shouted, hopping off the stool and running straight to him.

Jaune caught her with a laugh, lifting her up. "Hey, kitten. Did you have fun?"

Mia nodded enthusiastically, then pointed a tiny finger right at his chest.

"Papa! I want a baby brother! Or sister! I deserve it because I'm adorable!"

Coco smirked in pride. Velvet facepalmed. Fox and Yatsuhashi continued to do homework in the other part of the common room, hoping to avoid drawing attention.

Jaune blinked, then chuckled. "Well… I'll work on that, kitten."

Mia's ears flattened in determination. "Work harder!"

Coco slid her sunglasses down her nose, a wicked grin spreading across her face. "Oh my. Well, Jaune darling, if you're having trouble with that particular project… I happen to know several girls who would be delighted to help you become a father again. In fact, I think I should take it upon myself to play matchmaker!"

Jaune's face immediately turned red. "Er-no, that's really not necessary-"

Coco ignored him completely, turning toward her teammate. "Velvet! What do you think? You've always said Jaune has a nice smile. And given his family's reputation for strong, healthy children, you'd probably end up with a whole bushel of adorable babies!"

Velvet's ears shot straight up, her face going bright scarlet. "C-COCO!"

"What?" Coco asked innocently. "It's true! Nothing's happening with Winchester, you think he's hot, he clearly needs help in the romance department, and I get to play fairy godmother. Everybody wins!"

Jaune was already backing toward the door, Mia still in his arms. "Ummm… Oh hey! Is that my scroll ringing? Yeah, I gotta go. Important… scroll… thing."

"I don't hear the Scroll ringing-" Mia tried, but too late: Jaune practically fled the room, the door clicking shut behind him.

Coco smirked, crossing her arms with satisfaction. "Challenge accepted."

She turned to Velvet, who was still sputtering. "VELVET! We're breaking out the sexy bunny costume!"

Velvet's voice cracked. "Not that one!"

Coco's grin only widened. "YES THAT ONE!"

From the far corner of the room, Fox and Yatsuhashi looked at eachother.

Fox sighed without opening his eyes. "You think she's going to drag us into this?"

Yatsuhashi's deep voice rumbled. "Probably. We should try to escape while we still can."

Fox was already standing. "Already on it."

The two of them slipped towards the window as quietly as possible. Velvet looked at them as Coco continued to plot, her expression aghast. Fox and Yatsuhashi shook their heads, both making the most stoic pleading faces possible.

"Um... Shouldn't Fox and Yatsuhashi help out too?" Velvet demanded.

Coco slowly turned her head and grinned devilishly at the two young men. Fox gaped. Yatsushi looked wounded.

"Why, Velvet?" Yatsuhashi pleaded. Velvet flushed.

"S-Sorry but... You left me to her ten times already! It's not fair!"

"Oh don't worry, darling," Coco said, patting Velvet's hand soothingly, "They were going to help anyway. There was no need for you to rat them out."

"Crap," Yatsuhashi and Fox moaned.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

just give jaune a light stubble, reading glasses, and a polo with vest combo and boom! Coco's dilf senses get tripped

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Odds are Coco's parents read the Rusted Knight to her as a child......

 

[John Jackson]

Odds are Cocos parents read the Rusted Knight to her as a child......

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Given her inspiration they may have read her edited versions with certain additions…

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The daycare room was filled with the usual cheerful chaos when a new face arrived.

Cardin Winchester awkwardly dropped off his little sister at the door, looking like he'd rather face a horde of Grimm than leave her there.

"Be good, Sam," he muttered. "And don't break anyone."

Sam, dressed in her fluffy white bunny onesie, just blinked up at him with big green eyes before toddling inside without a word.

Across the room, Mia was happily playing with her stuffed bunny when she spotted the new girl. Her cat ears perked up.

The two four-year-olds stared at each other from across the play mat.

Sam's eyes locked onto the stuffed bunny in Mia's arms.

"Bunny," she declared reverently.

Mia clutched her toy tighter. "My bunny."

Sam walked straight over, grabbed the other end of the stuffed rabbit, and gave it a mighty tug.

Mia's ears flattened. "Hey! Let go!"

The tug-of-war began.

Mia dug her heels in and pulled with all her might, ears pinned back in determination. Sam, despite being smaller, didn't budge an inch — her awakened Aura making her grip terrifyingly strong for a four-year-old. The stuffed bunny stretched dangerously between them.

"Mine!" Mia growled.

"Bunny," Sam replied stubbornly, yanking harder.

The two girls locked eyes, neither willing to back down. The other toddlers wisely scattered.

Finally, with a mighty heave, Sam pulled so hard that Mia lost her footing and tumbled forward — right into Sam. The two of them went down in a tangle of limbs and fluffy onesie fabric.

For a moment, they just lay there in a heap.

Then Mia sat up, rubbing her head. "You're strong…"

Sam sat up too, still clutching one ear of the stuffed bunny. She looked at Mia for a long second… then held the toy out.

"Share?" she offered, voice small but hopeful.

Mia blinked. Then a slow grin spread across her face.

"Okay. But only if you let me wear your bunny ears next."

Sam considered this, then nodded seriously. "Deal."

The two girls spent the rest of the morning playing together — Mia letting Sam hold the stuffed bunny while Sam let Mia wear the floppy bunny ears from her onesie. They built a fort out of blocks, chased each other around the play area, and even shared a juice box (with only minor arguing over who got the first sip).

By the time Cardin came to pick Sam up, the two girls were sitting side-by-side, covered in glitter and cookie crumbs, giggling about something only four-year-olds would find funny.

Cardin stared. "You… made a friend?"

Sam nodded proudly and pointed at Mia. "Bunny friend."

Mia waved. "Hi, Cardin! Sam's my best friend now!"

Cardin looked like he wasn't sure whether to be relieved or terrified.

Mia leaned over and whispered loudly to Sam, "We should have a sleepover. And make your brother play tea party with us."

Sam's eyes lit up. "Yes."

Cardin groaned.

Jaune walked in, smiling happily.

"Hey Kitten, I-Oh. Hey Cardin," Jaune greeted, his tone dropping into neutrality at the end. Mia beamed up at him.

"Sam's my best friend now! And Cardin's gonna play tea party with us!"

Jaune slowly looked at Cardin, smirking slightly. Cardin scowled at him as he picked Sam up into his arms.

"You play tea party with your daughter!"

"Yes I do," Jaune said proudly, "But I have no shame about it."

"I don't either!" Cardin growled, "I-I love my little sister!"

Sam hugged Cardin's neck. He gagged.

"Urk...! I really do!"

"Bunny," Sam said firmly.

"Bunny!" Mia cheered.

"Bunny," Jaune snickered.

"Let go Sam!" Cardin gasped.

 

[etabb6]

I don't know why, but it feels like you have turned Coco into Edna Mode from The Incredibles.

 

[Bommel]

Random free idea:

- Beacon studens need to take care of a fake baby for a period of time as part of their health ed class, but because it's a school for Huntsmen and Huntresses they need to take it with them where ever they go, including in combat-class and on missions.

Two students of different teams are asigned together (mostly a boy and a girl, but they can be the same sex, which can also be requested depending on their actual sexuality and if there are enough options with the other students), and they're given a small round or egg-shaped robot that's programmed to act like a realistic baby and respond to stimuly like one.
They have to take it into the fights of combat lessons, both of the asigned students, and they need to take it with them on any missions, because for Huntsmen and Huntresses it's actually very practical experiance.
This is because, though it's prefered to be avoided, they might unexpectedly get pregnant or give birth while they're at the frontlines, or they may have to deal with protecting some civilian child they find).

This of course leads to all kinds of funny shananigans, but also of course Jaune (and his asigned "spouse") getting the highest score of everyone in the whole class, so now everyone knows that Jaune is absolute perfect top tier daddy material.

But who would Jaune be set up with in this double student project, and what kind of different interactions, dynamics and shananigans will that lead too?
Could maybe also be interesting for a couple of one-shots to explore those possibilities.

Inspiration;

Spoiler: Batman Beyond Eggbaby

fun fact:
This is the episode of the series that won an Emmy, and the commentary on the DVD explains that they intentionally wrote a funny episode for their otherwise serious show as deliberate award bait.

 

[Orion Scimatarii]

Random free idea:

- Beacon studens need to take care of a fake baby for a period of time as part of their health ed class, but because it's a school for Huntsmen and Huntresses they need to take it with them where ever they go, including in combat-class and on missions.

Two students of different teams are asigned together (mostly a boy and a girl, but they can be the same sex, which can also be requested depending on their actual sexuality and if there are enough options with the other students), and they're given a small round or egg-shaped robot that's programmed to act like a realistic baby and respond to stimuly like one.
They have to take it into the fights of combat lessons, both of the asigned students, and they need to take it with them on any missions, because for Huntsmen and Huntresses it's actually very practical experiance.
This is because, though it's prefered to be avoided, they might unexpectedly get pregnant or give birth while they're at the frontlines, or they may have to deal with protecting some civilian child they find).

This of course leads to all kinds of funny shananigans, but also of course Jaune (and his asigned "spouse") getting the highest score of everyone in the whole class, so now everyone knows that Jaune is absolute perfect top tier daddy material.

But who would Jaune be set up with in this double student project, and what kind of different interactions, dynamics and shananigans will that lead too?
Could maybe also be interesting for a couple of one-shots to explore those possibilities.

Inspiration;

Spoiler: Batman Beyond Eggbaby

fun fact:
This is the episode of the series that won an Emmy, and the commentary on the DVD explains that they intentionally wrote a funny episode for their otherwise serious show as deliberate award bait.

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Blake.

Make it Blake and then let Adam hear about it, thinking he got cucked by a human.

 

[LordofBones]

Blake.

Make it Blake and then let Adam hear about it, thinking he got cucked by a human.

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Nah, have both Adam and her partner call her out for taking her egg into her fight with the Fang.

Adam: "This is why you're going to be a triple divorcee in a singles' apartment and limited contact with your kids by the time you're thirty, Blake."
Blake: *staggers back from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

 

[Bommel]

Nah, have both Adam and her partner call her out for taking her egg into her fight with the Fang.

Adam: "This is why you're going to be a triple divorcee in a singles' apartment and limited contact with your kids by the time you're thirty, Blake."
Blake: *staggers back from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

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Taking the egg out into a fight and trying to keep it safe during it is literally part of the exersise.
So Blake's parnter wouldn't give her sit over it.
Adam absolutely would though, even if it was just to hurt Blake and nothing else.

 

[Gur40]

Both Plans Sucked

Spoiler: Wonder Zwei Save Us

Whati? would a magic shifter in front of the planets rotation send all grimm, salem, her worshipers, grapists, pdf and killers into the void between worlds?

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If Blake was base

Spoiler: Taste

poor ilia she never stood a chance... poor Jaune he's going to be a target

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I double checked

Spoiler: B-day chart

for utility

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TEAM USELESS

Spoiler: BRIR

lost to

Spoiler: CRWBY Retcon

Ruby Rose - RWBY - Petal Burst

For most of the series, her unique ability (Semblance) is assumed to be super speed- when she uses it her cloak wraps around her and rose petals fly out as she zips around her environment to new locations.

Eventually she meets someone else who uses super speed; but the first time she uses her own power, the other speed user points out that isn't how her power is working. She's not speeding up and running fast; as described by a science minded friend, she is breaking herself down to her molecular components and launching them at high speeds to a new location. This enables her to change direction mid travel, evade attacks by breaking apart and reforming once it passes, and even achieve limited flight. She's also able to take others with her and create powerful tailwinds with this power.


Greyjack00 • 3h ago
Did they ever explain that time she got booted out of her semblance because a character was faster than her and it was definitely just super speed back then


Rebound101 • 2h ago
Thats just plan old writing/plot inconsistency.

Even before she has her powers explained to her she was already making use of pretty much all of her powers.

The plot just decided she didn't know how to do the things she was already doing, and then forgot about it again later so more plot events can happen.

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Neo Hard CARRIED Cinder in Atlas

Spoiler: To OP Please Nerf

i see why she's people favorite

 

[Dragon Bob]

Neo Hard CARRIED Cinder in Atlas

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Let's be honest, Cinder was always the least important member of any team she was on. There's a reason she lost immediately to someone with the same power as her.

 

[Balorak146]

Let's be honest, Cinder was always the least important member of any team she was on. There's a reason she lost immediately to someone with the same power as her.

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Cinder Fall?

Nay, she's Cinder Fail.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

She was twelve years old the day they let her wear the mask.

It was too big for her face. The white porcelain hung loose around her cheeks, the eyeholes slightly too wide, making her look even younger than she was. But Blake Belladonna didn't care. She beamed up at Adam Taurus like he had just handed her the moon itself.

"They said I could come on the mission," she whispered excitedly, ears twitching under her hood. "Sienna said I was ready. That I was… useful."

Adam looked down at her, the corner of his mouth twitching in what might have been a smile. To twelve-year-old Blake, it looked like pride.

"You're more than useful, little sister," he said, resting a gloved hand on her head. "You're important. The humans need to see that even our children are willing to stand against them. That takes real courage."

Blake's chest swelled with warmth. Important. No one had ever called her that before. Not her parents, who were always too busy with politics. Not the other kids in Menagerie, who thought she was weird for reading so much. Not her servants, who treated her like a frail, fragile princess. But here, in the White Fang, she had a place. A purpose.

She was part of something bigger. Something good.

- - -

The night before the raid on the SDC depot, Blake sat beside Adam on the rooftop, legs swinging over the edge as she watched the city lights below.

"Adam?" she asked softly. "Do you think… after this, the humans will finally listen? That they'll stop hurting us?"

Adam was quiet for a long moment. When he answered, his voice was gentle: The same tone he used when he told her stories about the old heroes of Menagerie.

"They will, Blake. One day. But only if we keep fighting. Only if we show them we're not afraid." He glanced at her. "You're not afraid, are you?"

Blake shook her head so hard her bow nearly flew off. "No! I want to help. I want to make things better. Like you and Sienna."

Adam's hand found hers and gave it a light squeeze.

"Good girl."

Blake smiled so wide her cheeks hurt.

She didn't notice the way his grip lingered a second too long. She didn't see the calculating look in his eyes when he thought she wasn't paying

attention. She didn't understand that she wasn't just a soldier.

She was a symbol. She was a hostage.

A princess in a mask. Proof that the White Fang's cause was just. Proof that even the youngest among them were willing to bleed for freedom, that Ghira and Kali's own daughter had more stomach for war, the hard choices, than they did.

Proof that humanity were monsters if they fought against them.

And when the raid went wrong, when the humans fought back harder than expected, when the first shots rang out and Blake froze in terror, Adam was the one who pulled her behind cover. He was the one who shielded her with his body. He was the one who kept her safe as she saw the truth of the brutality of humanity, and let her feel the joy of victory.

He was the one who served her afterwards, told her this was war and why they had to fight humanity.

He was the one who convinced her to keep going, to find her courage, even as she trembled in fear.

He was the one who helped put her to bed, and told her she was brave and she would conquer her fear. He was the one who smiled at her, and she smiled back, and slowly fell asleep.

He was the one who later told Sienna, in a voice low enough that Blake couldn't hear right outside her quarters:

"She's perfect. The humans will hate us for using a child… and that hatred will make them afraid."

"And Lord Ghira and Lady Kali?" Adam prompted.

Sienna smiled grimly.

"They will not dare to interfere with us, as long as she is ours. Keep it that way. Keep her close. Keep her believing."

- - -

Years later, when Blake finally understood what had been done to her, she would remember that night on the rooftop. The warmth of Adam's hand. The pride in his voice.

She would remember how safe she had felt.

And she would hate herself for ever believing any of it.

Because she had been twelve.

She had believed everyone around her was her friend.

And by the time she realized the truth, the damage was already done.

 

[JohnDoeHM]

Holy shit, where'd you find so many onions? It's a waterfall beneath my glasses.

 

[Bommel]

Damn... This is some real great grade stuff.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Damn. The feelings in my chest are too sour to even think about.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Damn. The feelings in my chest are too sour to even think about.

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Blake is not beyond redemption or change. She just needed to get over herself and get help to recover from her experience. She needed to be confronted and called out on her issues. And to grow and overcome them, with help and compassion.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune walked into the JNPR common room. Nora and Ren were waiting for him, looking concerned.

Jaune had a sudden premonition and frowned.

"What is she up to this time?" Jaune asked. Nora sighed and rubbed her temples. Ren just slowly shook his head.

"You should go see," Ren said.

"Hey, at least she's not trying to cook again!" Nora said brightly. Jaune sighed and walked up to the door.

One thing his father had taught him was the hardest part of being a Jedi. He had said:

"Jaune, as a Jedi, we must go up to blood covered maniacs who are laughing while they do evil, and ask 'Wouldn't you rather stop and come quietly?' It sucks but that's our duty, to give people a chance to surrender. Everyone is capable of redemption if they choose it. But if they don't, you must strike swiftly and end the threat to protect the innocent."

He really hoped this wasn't the case with Pyrrha, or Weiss, or Yang, or Ruby. He didn't want to have to strike any of them down. He didn't want to hurt them. Despite everything, he cared about them and sensed they weren't bad people. But if things escalated...

He closed his eyes and focused on the Living Force. He recited the code in his mind:

There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no chaos; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Force...

He opened the door slowly.

"Pyrrha?"

Pyrrha was in... Very brief lingerie. Black and red. With black lipstick and thick mascara. Her hair was loose. She smirked.

"Hello Jaune~," she purred, "Tell me: Do you want a girlfriend?"

Jaune blinked.

"I mean... Yes?"

"Well, if you turn to the Darkside, I'll become your girlfriend," Pyrrha said.

Jaune blinked again.

Jaune raised an eyebrow. One of his father's lessons came to mind:

Ask questions and seek the weakness of your enemies! And make use of it! Seeking knowledge can be a weapon too!

"Um... And what would that entail?"

Pyrrha flushed.

"W-Well, um... Y-You know... G-Girlfriend things...!"

"Like?" Jaune prompted. Pyrrha waved her hands.

"L-Like... Um... W-Well... Hugging?"

Jaune felt a smile come over his face.

"Oh? Hugging might be nice," he agreed. Pyrrha's cheeks turned a darker red as she wobbled.

"Y-Yes!"

"What else?" Jaune asked, taking a step towards her. Pyrrha wobbled on her heels.

"I-I uh... W-Well, um... Maybe... K-K... K...!"

"Kissing?" Jaune suggested. Pyrrha squeaked and covered her face. He allowed himself a little grin.

"And maybe... Hand holding-?"

"GYAHHHH!" Pyrrha squealed, fleeing into the bathroom and slamming the door shut. "DON'T-DARNIT YOU'RE SO LEWD, JAUNE!"

Jaune chuckled. He walked out of the dormroom, feeling fairly relieved.

"Problem solved," he said.

Nora shook her head.

"Ohhh no it isn't! You didn't even see her nightie!"

Jaune looked over at Ren. The green clad ninja took a long sip of some rather strong smelling tea.

"... How bad?" Jaune asked.

"Everything is see through," Ren commented.

Jaune sighed and rubbed his face.

"There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no chaos; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Force..."

"Good," Nora nodded, "Keep repeating that. Over and over. Maybe it'll help!"

"You think so?" Jaune asked. Nora beamed.

"Nope!"

"Then why did you say that?!" Jaune demanded.

"Because you trying to recite that while Pyr-Pyr or RWBY tear your clothes off is gonna be super funny!"

"NORA!" Jaune groaned. "It will not!"

Ren hummed.

"It will be a little funny."

"REN!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

It was a day later when Jaune entered the common room... And stopped short.

Yang was there. She had none of her Mandolorian armor... But there was no doubt that she was here for a fight.

She was wearing her usual outfit… but with some very intentional modifications. The jacket was unzipped just a little too far, showing more cleavage than usual. Her shorts were riding dangerously high. And the confident, predatory smirk on her face was dialed up to maximum.

She sauntered over, hips swaying, golden hair catching the light like a lion's mane.

"Well well well," she purred, stopping right in front of Jaune and looking him up and down. "Look at you, Vomit Boy. You clean up real nice, VB. Almost makes a girl forget how dense you are."

Jaune, still riding the high of successfully countering Pyrrha, decided to try something different.

He straightened up, met her gaze directly, and gave her a small, confident smile.

"Dense, huh?" he said, stepping closer. "That's funny. Because from where I'm standing, you're the one who keeps finding excuses to get this close."

Yang blinked. Her smirk faltered for half a second.

Jaune kept going, emboldened. "You've been flirting with me for weeks, Yang. I thought it was just teasing at first, or trying to throw me off my game to defeat me… but now I'm starting to think you actually like me."

Yang's face went bright red so fast it was almost impressive. "W-What?! I- I mean- Of course I like you! You're- you're my friend and-NO! I don't like you-I mean-you-!"

Jaune took another step forward, now standing well inside her personal space. His voice dropped slightly, calm and steady in a way that felt very un-Jaune.

"And you want more than that, don't you?"

Yang's mouth opened. Closed. Opened again. Her usual cocky bravado was completely gone, replaced by genuine flustered panic. Her ears (if she had them) would've been burning.

"I- You- That's not- I mean-!"

Jaune smiled softly. "It's okay. I like you too, Yang."

Then, before she could recover, he leaned in and kissed her.

It wasn't a long kiss. Just a firm, warm press of lips that carried all the confidence he could muster.

But it was enough.

Yang made a tiny, high-pitched squeak against his mouth. Her knees actually buckled. Jaune caught her around the waist as her eyes rolled back and she went completely limp.

She had fainted.

Jaune stared down at the unconscious Yang in his arms, looking equal parts stunned and horrified.

"…I think I broke her."

From inside the RWBY dorm, Ruby's voice rang out in pure betrayal:

"JAUNE ARC, YOU PUT MY SISTER DOWN RIGHT NOW! Y-YOU SHOULD BE KISSING ME!"

"Not until you're legal!" Jaune shouted automatically.

He sighed deeply.

"…I'm never getting out of this alive, am I?"

Jaune looked down at Yang's peaceful, blushing face and muttered under his breath:

"There is no emotion; there is peace… There is no emotion; there is peace…"

It wasn't working.

Not even a little.

 

[Bev]

Mando and Darksiders in the Galaxy: Slay the Jedi!

Mando and Darksiders in Remnant: Lay the Jedi!

If ever Jaune's decendants spread to the Galaxy most Jedi will have to worry about Remnant Force user striping them instead of killing them.

To be specific, the Jedi tought will have ultra rizz while the Mando and Darksiders will be the one hunting down their potential mates.

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

We sure his Rizz isn't a passive Jedi thing?

 

[Balorak146]

We sure his Rizz isn't a passive Jedi thing?

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Heyall nah, most Jedi are too busy trying to role-play drones with that 'there is no emotion, there is only peace' drenn.

Anakin, Obi-Wan and Ahsoka - and apparently Jaune & his dad - are just Built Different.

 

[Gur40]

Meme VS Meme

Spoiler: Emerald In Both

Missing Ozcar & Winter for the Heroes and Merlot & The Crown for Salem

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Mother Days

Spoiler: Good Bad And Abhorant

Raven may be a deadbeat, but so is Willow

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Worse Then Hound

Spoiler: Third Immortal

From Reddit

ElectronicAd6970 • 1y ago


Taiyang got Itadori's father treatmeant.


OP - boy_but_with_an_I • 1y ago
Taiyang for sure had Kenjaku gripping the sheets too

(also Jaune: what's wrong Ruby?

Ruby: a brain monster fucked my dad

Jaune: come on Ruby, you know those aren't real.

Kenjaku behind a tree: I fucked your dad, shitnips~)


ElectronicAd6970 • 1y ago

Jaune: Wait. I will be Yuta?

Ruby: Probably.

Jauen: So Pyrrha... Oh no.


OP - boy_but_with_an_I • 1y ago

Weiss: wait, does that make me Maki? Or does that make Blake Maki?

Yang: I guess so, you are from the shitty family and that part is kinda of the main thing about her.

Weiss: ... Imagines cool ass Jaune Yuta this is acceptable.

Kenny going to make SURE Ruby has more siblings then Jaune

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V8 Was So Fuckin Dumb

Spoiler: Not A Parady

so dumb

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The Scenes That Forever Have CANON Roman and Neo On My Kill List

Spoiler: Way Below Hazel

literal light leaving her eyes

Literally Could Have Just Run but NO Had To Hijack The Ship And Blow Up The Other 2!!! And The Tea Party, nuff said

Be it Chibi, Book, Manga Or Fan Content These 2 Are My Favorite Characters... like Joker and Harley. Doesn't Mean I Wouldn't Aim For The Head

Still Hazel #1 Hater

 

[digcat]

Raven may be a deadbeat, but so is Willow

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She gets to much sympathy from people.

 

[Balorak146]

She gets to much sympathy from people.

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As the child of a deadbeat alcoholic myself, I agree. Though Willow at least mothered up in the end, I'll give her that much middling credit.

Realizing you fucked up isn't deserving of forgiveness by itself, though. Winter might not care as much since she was almost an adult and promptly fucked off at the first opportunity she had (which is her own failure as a sister that I can never forgive), but Weiss and Whitley had to spend over half their lives enduring Jacques' abuse and neglect alone while turned against each other. Willow's rightfully got a long, uphill battle to fight if she wants any of her children to accept her again.