-
A notice about Rule 3 regarding sites hosting pirated/unauthorized content has been made. Please see here for details.
-
Staff is working to deal with the problem of synonymous tags. See here for more information and to suggest tag mergers.
-
Due to issues with external spam filters, QQ is currently unable to send any mail to Microsoft E-mail addresses. This includes any account at live.com, hotmail.com or msn.com. Signing up to the forum with one of these addresses will result in your verification E-mail never arriving. For best results, please use a different E-mail provider for your QQ address.
[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
- Thread starter AndrewJTalon
- Start date
ExFelineServer3
No Longer Anyone’s Scratching Post
- Joined
- Dec 10, 2024
- Messages
- 150
- Likes received
- 880
Man, you know there was no onion, that was just a ninja called AndrewJTalon sucker punching you somewhere sensitive!
JerkRyanShadowWanker
Verified Wanker
- Joined
- Jan 27, 2019
- Messages
- 1,494
- Likes received
- 17,971
That's a very nice statue, when is it getting smashed by an enemy?
Unknown_One
Back after a layoff...
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2018
- Messages
- 350
- Likes received
- 6,032
If that happens, then whoever does it will not know the depths of hell they will be put through by the rest of RWBYNPR before the grandparents add three more layers and Jaune sends them through the rest before denying relief for 40 days and 40 nights.
Breaker hath no fury than that if a pissed off Arc clan, Team RWBYNPR, and a scorned father/widower.
AndrewJTalon
Well worn.
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2015
- Messages
- 5,072
- Likes received
- 162,414
You know it might be funny if the Beacon training teams met with in-training teams from like the local Hunter Technical School.
Guy: "Well well well... If it ain't the prisses from Beacon!"
Jaune: "Prisses?
Ruby: "Only Weiss is prissy!"
Weiss: "HEY!"
Guy: "Well well well... If it ain't the prisses from Beacon!"
Jaune: "Prisses?
Ruby: "Only Weiss is prissy!"
Weiss: "HEY!"
zMADLAXz
Will argue for Shonen supremacy even in porn.
- Joined
- Nov 22, 2024
- Messages
- 1,276
- Likes received
- 12,965
That should be canon.
digcat
Know what you're doing yet?
- Joined
- Jan 13, 2026
- Messages
- 166
- Likes received
- 913
Some interesting art of rwby trying to fix the show.
Vale PD: Domestic Disturbances 2
New
AndrewJTalon
Well worn.
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2015
- Messages
- 5,072
- Likes received
- 162,414
The next call was an older woman who insisted neighborhood children were terrorizing her sidewalk and lawn.
"Those kids—those kids! They keep going on my sidewalk around on those bikes! You gotta arrest them!"
Weiss raised an eyebrow. "Are they… vandalizing?"
"They're riding around and their parents make them go around just to bug me! And those kids—they run around on my lawn and steal my lawn gnomes!" She dragged them inside and pointed at her television. "Look! Look! I've recorded the kids all in front of my house!"
Ruby stared. "…Ma'am, that's a crime."
Yang nodded. "And a little creepy."
The officer sighed. "So is making a false report, since you have all your lawn gnomes inside. Sorry, but you're under arrest."
Nora gasped theatrically. "Le Gasp! The Plot thickens!"
The old woman immediately collapsed, making dramatic gagging noises. "Stroke! I'm having a stroke!"
Jaune didn't even blink. "No you're not. I've seen kids fake strokes better than that."
Nora nodded sagely. "And people who are having strokes can't say they're having strokes! Trust me, I've checked."
"Well you'd better take me to the hospital anyway and get all my pills and call my daughter and take care of my dog—!"
"You can call your daughter at the jail," the officer said flatly. "We'll have the neighbors look after your dog. You can get your meds, but you're going to jail."
"You're arresting me and not the kids?! This is crap!" She flopped harder. "I'm not getting up! I'm passed out!"
They escorted her out anyway. She immediately started screaming at Ruby. "ROSE! ROSE YOU'RE A BITCH!"
"You don't know me!" Ruby cried.
"No, no, don't yell at her," Jaune said.
"I NEED AN AMBULANCE!"
"You don't need an ambulance, you're fine!" Ruby snapped.
Nora shook her head. "Welp, don't think we can sink any lower!"
"BWAH!"
Everyone looked over at Jaune. He was suspended upside-down in one of the old woman's traps.
"THAT'S MY TRAP! YOU SET IT!" the woman crowed. "YOU'RE FIXING IT!"
Jaune closed his eyes. "I swear to God, whatever comes next better be some guys robbing a bank in lesser-known Chancellor's masks."
---
It was not.
The next call was a woman causing a scene at WcDonald's. The manager, a Mantis Faunus, looked exhausted.
"Corporate rules say you can't hang out more than an hour without buying anything. This woman sat and just talked on her Scroll, didn't buy anything, so I asked her to leave or buy something… She started yelling that I was a dirty Faunus slave to the humans, a dirty insect, a lot of other hurtful things. She recorded me when I asked her to leave. Please deal with this."
Jaune nodded. "Don't worry, we will. Hello, ma'am!"
The woman screamed and flung a milkshake straight into his face.
"YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME! YOU'RE A SLAVE TO HUMANS! YOU'RE A FUCKING SLAVE TO HUMANS CALLING THEM ON ME! FUCKING FAUNUS SLAVE!"
Jaune wiped milkshake from his eyes, expression flat. "I tried." He wordlessly grabbed her by the ear. "Let's take this outside."
"OW OW OWWW! POLICE BRUTALITY! POLICE BRUTALITY!"
"No no, don't grab her by the ear," the officer said quickly. "Wrists. Let's get her in cuffs."
The woman kicked, screamed, and spat while Pyrrha held her steady. They ended up cuffing both wrists and ankles.
"I'LL SUE YOU ALL! I'LL RUIN YOUR LIVES! RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIVES! FAUNUS SLAVES OF THE MAN! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUUUU!"
The officer tased her. She went rigid with a high-pitched scream, then dissolved into wailing once they got her into the squad car.
"YOU'RE FASCISTS! FASCISSSTS!"
The Mantis manager exhaled. "Thank you. This is not the first time I've called the cops on her. She's a nightmare."
Ren's voice was dry. "We noticed."
Blake hesitated. "Um… So… How do you feel about humans—?"
"I'm just fine with most of them, just not her. I mean I just got into law school, I'm finally getting out of this job—"
Ruby beamed. "Oh, congrats!"
"—and yeah, hopefully never seeing her again."
Yang, seeing Blake's expression, lightly squeezed her shoulder. "It's not your fault other Faunus can be assholes."
Blake made a quiet, depressed sound.
"You're not the Queen of the Faunus, okay, Blake?" Jaune said gently. "And even if you were, this isn't on you. Just… mortal nature."
Blake mumbled something.
"Hm?"
She lifted her head. "I know. I just…"
"Yeah…"
"I ran away to try and change this…"
"Well… I don't think just one person can change all this."
"I know. I learned that before…"
"Those kids—those kids! They keep going on my sidewalk around on those bikes! You gotta arrest them!"
Weiss raised an eyebrow. "Are they… vandalizing?"
"They're riding around and their parents make them go around just to bug me! And those kids—they run around on my lawn and steal my lawn gnomes!" She dragged them inside and pointed at her television. "Look! Look! I've recorded the kids all in front of my house!"
Ruby stared. "…Ma'am, that's a crime."
Yang nodded. "And a little creepy."
The officer sighed. "So is making a false report, since you have all your lawn gnomes inside. Sorry, but you're under arrest."
Nora gasped theatrically. "Le Gasp! The Plot thickens!"
The old woman immediately collapsed, making dramatic gagging noises. "Stroke! I'm having a stroke!"
Jaune didn't even blink. "No you're not. I've seen kids fake strokes better than that."
Nora nodded sagely. "And people who are having strokes can't say they're having strokes! Trust me, I've checked."
"Well you'd better take me to the hospital anyway and get all my pills and call my daughter and take care of my dog—!"
"You can call your daughter at the jail," the officer said flatly. "We'll have the neighbors look after your dog. You can get your meds, but you're going to jail."
"You're arresting me and not the kids?! This is crap!" She flopped harder. "I'm not getting up! I'm passed out!"
They escorted her out anyway. She immediately started screaming at Ruby. "ROSE! ROSE YOU'RE A BITCH!"
"You don't know me!" Ruby cried.
"No, no, don't yell at her," Jaune said.
"I NEED AN AMBULANCE!"
"You don't need an ambulance, you're fine!" Ruby snapped.
Nora shook her head. "Welp, don't think we can sink any lower!"
"BWAH!"
Everyone looked over at Jaune. He was suspended upside-down in one of the old woman's traps.
"THAT'S MY TRAP! YOU SET IT!" the woman crowed. "YOU'RE FIXING IT!"
Jaune closed his eyes. "I swear to God, whatever comes next better be some guys robbing a bank in lesser-known Chancellor's masks."
---
It was not.
The next call was a woman causing a scene at WcDonald's. The manager, a Mantis Faunus, looked exhausted.
"Corporate rules say you can't hang out more than an hour without buying anything. This woman sat and just talked on her Scroll, didn't buy anything, so I asked her to leave or buy something… She started yelling that I was a dirty Faunus slave to the humans, a dirty insect, a lot of other hurtful things. She recorded me when I asked her to leave. Please deal with this."
Jaune nodded. "Don't worry, we will. Hello, ma'am!"
The woman screamed and flung a milkshake straight into his face.
"YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME! YOU'RE A SLAVE TO HUMANS! YOU'RE A FUCKING SLAVE TO HUMANS CALLING THEM ON ME! FUCKING FAUNUS SLAVE!"
Jaune wiped milkshake from his eyes, expression flat. "I tried." He wordlessly grabbed her by the ear. "Let's take this outside."
"OW OW OWWW! POLICE BRUTALITY! POLICE BRUTALITY!"
"No no, don't grab her by the ear," the officer said quickly. "Wrists. Let's get her in cuffs."
The woman kicked, screamed, and spat while Pyrrha held her steady. They ended up cuffing both wrists and ankles.
"I'LL SUE YOU ALL! I'LL RUIN YOUR LIVES! RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIVES! FAUNUS SLAVES OF THE MAN! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUUUU!"
The officer tased her. She went rigid with a high-pitched scream, then dissolved into wailing once they got her into the squad car.
"YOU'RE FASCISTS! FASCISSSTS!"
The Mantis manager exhaled. "Thank you. This is not the first time I've called the cops on her. She's a nightmare."
Ren's voice was dry. "We noticed."
Blake hesitated. "Um… So… How do you feel about humans—?"
"I'm just fine with most of them, just not her. I mean I just got into law school, I'm finally getting out of this job—"
Ruby beamed. "Oh, congrats!"
"—and yeah, hopefully never seeing her again."
Yang, seeing Blake's expression, lightly squeezed her shoulder. "It's not your fault other Faunus can be assholes."
Blake made a quiet, depressed sound.
"You're not the Queen of the Faunus, okay, Blake?" Jaune said gently. "And even if you were, this isn't on you. Just… mortal nature."
Blake mumbled something.
"Hm?"
She lifted her head. "I know. I just…"
"Yeah…"
"I ran away to try and change this…"
"Well… I don't think just one person can change all this."
"I know. I learned that before…"
Last edited:
TheFabulousCustodes
Experienced.
- Joined
- Apr 23, 2022
- Messages
- 4,985
- Likes received
- 60,477
It's just a matter of time until someone does something to Yang's hair.....
dogbertcarroll
Random lurker
- Joined
- Apr 29, 2016
- Messages
- 1,575
- Likes received
- 24,280
It's officially listed as a suicide in the report.
ExFelineServer3
No Longer Anyone’s Scratching Post
- Joined
- Dec 10, 2024
- Messages
- 150
- Likes received
- 880
Basically, you're saying that they had it coming then. 