Guardian54
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Let's put it this way:
A 28GG has barely the breast volume of a 36B.
Consider this depiction of hasshaku-sama i.e. one whose name is literally "8-foot-tall"
Compare her to Anchorage Water Oni at this webpage, who is listed as Q-125 (I think Japan lists the bust measurement, not underbust, and of course is in centimeters)
http://kancolle-pai.com
But by simple dint of being physically so large (scale a 160cm 36-24-36 woman up to 8 feet or 244cm and you end up with about 55-37-55 in inches for bust-waist-hip) she might end up with equal breast volume to chelsea charms who is only 1.57m tall.
Sticking those on a 1.57m tall woman and that's a Z-cup, resembling sticking two grapefruits on a stick. Stick them on a 2.44m tall woman and, well, they stop looking disproportionate.
On Chelsea Charms, they look to be Gigantic_Breasts by Danbooru standards i.e. each breast is 2-3 times the volume of the head.
On someone who is 1.6 times the linear dimensions everywhere else? That's 1.6^3 = 4.096 times the head volume compared to Chelsea Charms.
Now, if the Shipgirl Form is 8 heads tall instead of the common 7 to 7.5, wen can scale the skull down from the average skull height of about 22cm*1.6 = 35.2cm to 30.5cm, that's a reduction to (30/35.2)^3 = approx 0.65 as much as the above, so 4.096*0.65 = 2.66 the original head volume.
So Chelsea Charms' breasts, stuck on an 8-foot-tall, reasonably scaled woman's body, would possibly not even count as huge_breasts by Danbooru standards (single breast volume 1-2 times the volume of head). They might only be large_breasts (i.e. volume of sphere with diameter of face area, up to volume of head)!!11!!
The tall thing might occur. I'm not sure. Measurements, not happening.
Dude, look at my math above. I'm totally thinking calmly and rationally with my brain.
Because THIS is what a battlecruiser converted to a carrier looks like, though the artist here toned down breast size a bit for both KanColle and Warship Girls versions:
If you scale merely her idea of "large breasts" (as self-endowed by someone with no experience of BOUNCING PAINS i.e. Taylor, and someone who is heinously prone to overkill in general i.e. Taylor, and someone who generally uses top-down perspective there and thus does not find her boobs as obvious as a mirror would let her i.e. TAYLOR) up from a sub-6-foot frame to 8 feet you WILL end up with more boob volume than almost everyone else on the planet bar Simurgh.
Then you remember the range that a Daedalus can operate at, and the way shipgirls refer to their breasts as fuel bunkers.
Be scared, be very scared.
Also be glad, be VERY glad that I only gave you completely reasonable numbers.