theunderbolt
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Do they even have Super Laxative in the MCU?
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Short of one made by Tony I don't think that you're going to get something better.It was a brand new one that didn't work as well as the one Howard made a long time ago
It says something about the story I'm sure that I don't know whether she just named the dogs that way as a form of light trolling, or if she somehow transformed the Asgardians into dogs as a greater troll.So this Golden Retriever is Thor, he's the older brother and he's seven months old. See how he's sniffing your butt now? That's him liking you, probably. And this little sulking puppers is Loki the troublemaker, he's a German Shepard and he doesn't follow the rules!
Steve turned back to the two puppies. One was trying to get at his mug and the other was running around in circles. "So this is what I came out of the ice for, huh. Could be worse."
Wait, what's wrong with puppy therapy?If it wasn't for the fact that you said this was a silly fic I would think your trying to get Steve into some puppy therapy.
He's probably a cat person.
He's probably a cat person.
The problem is that if he tried a 'kitty therapy' he would become a narcissistic sociopath instead.
This line just cracks me up so much. Mmm yummy yummy in my tummy."Oh... uh, so inside Loki's scepter, there's another gem... ah, right, so inside the Tesseract, there's one of the six infinity stones, the space gem. And there's one in Loki's called the mind gem." She patted her stomach proudly, "and I can use them in ways Loki could only dream! Well, no, that's just boasting, I guess I can use them pretty well."
Kind of curious about that one actually. Given magic generally works against Kryptonians as well as it does against anyone else, I'd have expected its defenses to actually stop her."Three, actually," Kara shook her head cutely, as if she were a regular middle schooler. "I got the time gem too."
This is old school kryptonian. Reality isn't cardboard so much as taffy they can twist and distort as they please. Magic? Fuck that. They'll just forget they were ever vulnerable to it and bullshit some rando explanation as to how suddenly they're messing with it.Kind of curious about that one actually. Given magic generally works against Kryptonians as well as it does against anyone else, I'd have expected its defenses to actually stop her.
Wait, can someone explain to me where the third one came from? One from the tesseract, one from Loki's scepter, where's the third?"Three, actually," Kara shook her head cutely, as if she were a regular middle schooler. "I got the time gem too."
Dr Strange Eye of Arganomot (However you spell it) is implied to be the gem of time.This is old school kryptonian. Reality isn't cardboard so much as taffy they can twist and distort as they please. Magic? Fuck that. They'll just forget they were ever vulnerable to it and bullshit some rando explanation as to how suddenly they're messing with it.
Wait, can someone explain to me where the third one came from? One from the tesseract, one from Loki's scepter, where's the third?
Wait, can someone explain to me where the third one came from? One from the tesseract, one from Loki's scepter, where's the third?
This makes me wonder if her stomach is going to eventually figure out how to digest Infinity Stones.This is old school kryptonian. Reality isn't cardboard so much as taffy they can twist and distort as they please. Magic? Fuck that. They'll just forget they were ever vulnerable to it and bullshit some rando explanation as to how suddenly they're messing with it.