A/N: It's a dark and stormy night, in the year 2009. Somer's Rock hosts a meeting between the Empire, ABB, and Merchants.
But an uninvited guest appears.
The pub that was known as Somer's Rock had seen many meetings like this one, over the years. But not on such a particularly stormy night. The windows would occasionally flash on one side or the other, and then thunder would rumble loudly; as if roaring lions lived in the sky, only to strike the ground with their voices.
The lights would flicker, then, and though the family who owned the pub were all deaf, they still were somewhat bothered. But business was business. Kaiser was sitting at one end of the table, with Lung at the other. Oni Lee or the Empire lieutenants sat at the table by their leaders, or at other tables nearby. Some even stood. Skidmark, on the other hand, was sitting at the table, kicked back in his chair; Squealer next to him. Kaiser glanced around the room, to confirm everyone was there.
"Right. Now that everyone is here, the meeting can begin. On the first order of business, I-" Kaiser's voice was interrupted by a particularly loud crack of thunder. A moment later, the door was heard to open. Everyone turned to look at the new arrival. Light flashed behind him due to the lightning striking outside, as the door closed. The man who walked in wore a rather simple costume, if it could be called that; a black trench coat, steel-toed combat boots. These, over simple black faux leather pants, and a bright red and black checkered shirt. The man wore a simple, and short, top hat. His mask looked like a chunk of human skull, but with sharpened canines.
The man's eyes seemed to loom ominously inside his mask, glowing a strange color that seemed to switch between purple and red, depending on how the light reflected off of them. The man's gloves were tight. He walked over to the table, some of the others tensing. His skin was hard to describe; it could easily have been either pale white, or a very light-skinned mix of white and black.
"Ah. Excuse my interruption, ladies, gentlemen. I am called Curandero. Of course, that isn't my only name, but for the purposes of this meeting, it will work." The man - Curandero - introduced himself. Kaiser was one of the few present who understood the meaning; a Curandero was a shaman, a healer, or a witch doctor according to various Latin-American communities, both in the US and Latin America itself. Of course, it was a somewhat obscure reference, so some were oblivious.
"Well, Curandero, might I ask who you represent, and why you have interrupted this meeting?" Kaiser tilted his head, curiously. "I hope you don't intend to violate this meeting's truce." The other Empire capes tensed at that, almost staring at Curandero. Of course, the strange cape didn't notice, or didn't care. After a moment, Kaiser and the others noticed his shadow moving somewhat independently of him on the ground; it grabbed the shadow of a chair at another table, pulling it and swinging it around to be behind Curandero. The chair, itself, physically moved accordingly. Curandero took a seat, pushing himself in to sit at the table, facing the other three present.
"Of course not, Caesar." Kaiser almost seemed to tense at that, about to speak up at the disrespect, but: "I am here to offer you two things; things that only the... abilities... I have to offer can give you." Kaiser paused, for a moment, and decided to let the use of a wrong name go; after all, it was close enough.
"...Go on." Lung interjected, staring directly at Curandero. The strange cape offered a weird smile, barely visible under his skull themed mask.
"Very well. The first thing I offer is something I am certain you will be quite interested in. My abilities give me a certain... access, to a certain thing. Fate. I can tell you your fates, your futures. Now, unlike most future seers, my predictions always come true. Somehow, some way, the universe seems to find a way to bring about my predictions; even if you try to prevent them." Curandero paused, for a moment. "The second thing I offer you? It is your choice of a free healing, to guarantee your indefinite physical health... or, I can change your fate, your future, to anything you desire. For the right price, of course."
The stranger leaned back in his chair, the shadow of his plucking off his shadow's hat. The man's hat floated, placed down upon the table. He had black hair, graying on the sides. Kaiser and the others looked at one another; Lung seemed... skeptical, but intrigued. Kaiser, himself, doubted the claims, but then again, there were some pretty powerful capes out there. Skidmark, on the other hand, seemed to have come to a decision on the entire thing first.
"Well, shit, what the fuck are you fuckin' waitin' for? Fuckin' hit me. Tell me if I get any really good shit in the future." was the "question." Curandero offered a slight smile, reaching into his coat and pulling out some cards. He flipped them over, showing that they were empty. Curandero began to move the cards, with some form of telekinesis; his hands glowing, red electricity crackling about his hands. The cards seem to form images about themselves. Curandero smiled wider, at this.
"Well, Skid, I have to say; that when I look at your Fates, I have seen many things. Your past, your present, and your future are rather interesting. I am sure you know of your past; and at present, you lead a group with some of the best drugs in town. But your Fates, I spoke to them, and well, they told me your future." Curandero paused. "Your Future, and your Fate, dear Skidmark, is actually rather grim. The King of Knives, and his Nine-Man Band, shall some day find you. There is much death, destruction; and yours is most... gruesome." A card floated to the table, landing; still crackling slightly, it had an actual picture. Not a drawing, or painting; no, a real, genuine photograph.
The photograph depicted Skidmark falling towards what looked like helicopter blades, from below, a man who appeared to be Jack Slash looking down upon him. Skidmark scowled at that.
"Well, shit, if that's right, I get fucked by the shitting Nine." A grunt. "What's the price to change it?" Curandero raised his hand after Skidmark stopped speaking.
"The price will be revealed; if, of course, the others wish to see their Fates revealed." The strange cape looked around the table. Finally, Lung seemed too intrigued to deny it: "Your powers, and how they present themselves, are interesting. Tell me my Fate, then, if you are so powerful." Curandero seemed to accept the challenge, crackling lightning about different cards, the leftover blank ones.
"Ah, so the Fates speak, oh Dragon of Kyushu." Curandero smiled brightly. "Your Fate is not nearly as grim as the first man's. Your Fate is to be nearly slain by the goddess, Khepri, of the Scarab - She who controls insects and swarms. The amount of venom you are injected with overwhelms your regeneration, and stops you from increasing your power to squash her as if she were one of her subjects. You do not die, however, for the Master of Arms brings you in, and you are saved by the Cure of All Ailments." Another pause.
"Unfortunately, eventually, despite your best efforts, you do not escape; at least, not for long, and your Fates tell me you end up in the Cage for Birds." The man finished, the cards spelling out several photographs; one, showing Lung fighting a large swarm, with a young looking girl at the center of it in a rather... intimidating thematic costume. The next showing him imprisoned by Armsmaster. And the third showing him being loaded onto a Dragon transport, to be taken to the Birdcage. The final one shows him in the Birdcage, lost, and without an army at first. Lung seemed contemplative. Curandero looked at Kaiser.
"...Very well, Curandero. Tell me my future, then. I wish to see what the... Fates have to say for me." Kaiser stated, simply. Curandero nodded, and began using some of his last cards. The man looked surprised, for a moment.
"Oh, dear Caesar, your Fates have spoken to me a most unfortunate tale, for both you, and your Empire." Curandero paused, for effect, it seemed: "First, a serpentine predator will coil around your Empire; and using a false flag, will draw your ire to the wrong source. He will break the most sacrosanct rule, and your Empire's identities will be shown, for all to see.
"Then, after your Empire begins to fight back, the Midgard Serpent, Jörmungandr, will strike upon the Bay. During the course of the fight to stop the middle child of the Bringer of Ends, the Master of Arms will betray you and others; leaving you for the World Serpent to consume, and destroy. And without your leadership, your Empire crumbles apart."
Curandero showed the images; the first was of Coil, watching television. The names were blurred out, but the TV clearly displayed 'E88 Outed - Names Everywhere.' Kaiser seemed shock, but if his face was visible, he'd probably go pale at the next image; Leviathan, in Brockton Bay, about to kill him and several others, with Armsmaster appearing to move in such a way where he might be able to make it out. The final image showed Purity and Hookwolf about to fight, with their own factions.
"Now that your Fates have been revealed, I will now reveal the price to change your Fate. You see, much like Her Majesty, the Queen of Fae, I, too, can collect the dead and reanimate them; give them new bodies. Your price is a contract; a pact. Upon your true deaths, whenever they may be after your Fate is altered, I get to claim your Fae, or Soul, whichever you prefer to view it as. Do not decide now; I shall return after three days, and you may make a decision in that time, or forever regret knowing your Fate, unable to change it."
With that, Curandero picked up his hat, putting it on. He stood, turning around to begin to leave. "Good day, gentlemen, ladies." He left as another thunderclap sounded, and suddenly, the bad weather was gone.
Kaiser, Lung, and Skidmark left without addressing the original purpose of the meeting. They had much to consider, now.
A/N: Want to take a guess as to what this guy's powers are based off of? Or who? Also, want to take a crack at whether or not his powers are Shard based, and see how deep this AU goes?
That's all spoilers, if I turn this into a real story, so no, you don't get to find out. Sorry.