Chapter 60: One More Power
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Having received the method to get into the Ryuchi Cave from Orochimaru, by using a reverse summoning technique with some of his chakra, I found myself standing on solid ground, surrounded on all sides by thick fog.
The world of snakes was not exactly a welcoming place. Case in point: the fog itself was saturated with chakra designed to induce genjutsu that would disorient anyone who stumbled in here.
Orochimaru had told me that anyone who ended up here had to pass three trials, plus one more from the local boss, the White Snake Sage. Pass everything, and the great serpent would teach you her snake senjutsu. Fail, and you get eaten. Simple as that.
The first trial was supposed to go like this: I'd wander through the fog, get tired, get hungry, and eventually one of the Sage's attendant snakes would appear before me and offer food. The trick was to resist the temptation. Give in, and that same attendant would lunge at me for a quick meal. After that, assuming you survived, you'd be escorted further in.
That, however, didn't apply to me.
For snakes, strength comes first. But… they weren't exactly in a position to compete with me.
So instead of wandering around, I said screw the whole trial system, flashed a cross seal, and spawned over a thousand Shadow Clones.
We all sat down and went perfectly still.
At the edge of my awareness, I caught a flicker of someone's surprise. The fog was steeped in the Sage's chakra, and she had clearly sensed my technique. She was watching me now. Meanwhile, my clones and I, planted right in the spot where snake natural energy was densest, began absorbing it at full throttle.
Just a few minutes… and the clones, literally dissolving into the air, snapped back into me in a second, flooding me with chakra and knowledge. Then I got to my feet, and beneath my eyes sat purple markings. Snake Sage Mode.
"This energy feels different… Cold. Slippery," the thought drifted through my head. I slid a long tongue out and ran it across my lips. "Yeah, there's something to this…"
At that moment, the fog began to warp, churning and shuddering. Through the chakra, I started feeling someone's emotions of total holy sh— Surprise!
The reaction was even more over the top than Fukasaku's had been when I'd picked up toad natural energy at ridiculous speed.
With a quiet smirk, I tore open a rift in space through sheer will and stepped through into a large, dimly lit chamber.
Before me rose an enormous throne with a single armrest, upon which sat… reclined? Simply a ginormous white snake! Her scales were clearly visible, each one overlapping the next, every single scale roughly my size. Only a couple of coils of her body rested on the throne itself, leaning against that one armrest like a spool, while the bulk of her tail stretched behind it, wrapping around the columns. Her total length was well over a hundred meters. On her head sat a turban with two sharp points, a red sphere on top, and next to it an orange… wig? Snakes don't grow hair, do they? But the most remarkable thing about her right now was her jaw, hanging wide open in pure shock, and a pipe lying at the foot of the throne with a cigarette still smoldering.
"Ahem." I turned away, my face showing nothing.
And the snake, to my satisfaction, recovered quickly. In my spherical vision I caught the tip of her tail shooting out to knock the pipe, then she caught it neatly in her mouth and composed herself.
"Greetings to the Snake Sage," I began diplomatically, keeping my expression even as I turned back to face her. "May I consider the trials passed?"
"Sss-sss!" She took a long, deep drag, then, thoroughly demolishing whatever was left of her grand and imposing image, choked on it. "Kha-kh… Greetings… You may— kha-kha!"
Choking on the smoke a second time, the snake just spat the pipe out entirely. It sailed past me and clattered against the floor somewhere behind my back.
"Excellent," my humble self gave a measured nod. "I want to learn everything you know. Is passing the trials sufficient for that, or do I need to do something else?"
The snake went still. Her eyes glinted with thought and a kind of greed mixed with wariness.
"The trials are designed to prepare one for using senjutsu… Spirit, body. But you… taught yourself. In four minutes. Why would you need more? I doubt I could teach a being that seems born for natural energy…"
Wrestling with her greed, she managed to hold herself back and started trying to talk me out of it.
"It'll be faster this way," I shrugged by way of explanation. "You might have techniques I'd never think of on my own. Of course, I could get them from Orochimaru. He doesn't use senjutsu himself, but he's studied it. Including the senjutsu of the Jugo clan, which originated from here. But I'd rather learn from a more experienced practitioner."
A passing thought crossed my mind to also brag that this body of mine hadn't even been optimized for natural energy absorption yet. But I decided not to pull the conversation off track.
"Orochimaru… He brought renown to the Snake people on Earth," the Sage acknowledged with a nod. "However, my techniques…"
She sank into deep thought.
"…are worth considerably more. Bring me a thousand living sacrifices. Humans. And I will teach you everything you wish to know."
I let out a short laugh and crossed my arms.
"Bold ask. A thousand living humans would come in handy for me too, honestly. Any chance you'd take a different form of payment?"
"Mhm." She shifted on her throne. "Your blood…"
"No. Snake natural energy eases genomic absorption, as far as I know. My genome is worth far more than that. As for the price… isn't strength above all else in your culture?"
The Sage gave a careful nod, and I broke into a warm smile.
"Amaterasu…" The word left my lips as my eyes ignited with the crimson of the Mangekyo, and the world was swallowed by dark flame in two curving rams!
The fire encircled us without touching, filling the chamber with the crackling and hissing of stone floor burning away. But the snake recoiled from it, pressing deep into the throne with jaw agape in horror. Already white, the snake went even whiter and paler. She clearly knew exactly what this technique was.
"Then here's my proposal. You teach me everything you know. And I don't burn you alive. Deal?"
A few days later, patting myself on the back for my diplomatic skills, I had wrung every drop of knowledge from the head snake and, naturally, the rest of her snakes too.
Now, in the main hall of my laboratory, I was laying out massive fuinjutsu arrays across the floor while carrying on a conversation with Orochimaru, who was strapped down in the center of the room. Now my gift from Hiruzen.
"And what were you badmouthing them for? Sweetest creatures ever."
"Just for their help in attacking the Leaf, they demanded over two thousand sacrifices…" the Sannin replied, strapped to a surgical table and rolling his eyes. "They are the most awful summon contract. Other clans rarely ask for payment at all."
"You just don't know how to negotiate."
For a couple of hours we traded barbs while my test subject talked himself hoarse. He understood this was the end, and here's why:
"Well then, ready?" I retrieved Shisui's eye from a seal. "Soon you'll be a new Orochimaru. And after that, I'll put a new, special Cursed Seal on you. Ironic, isn't it?"
"I used to think life was like a millstone… But now I understand: life is a boomerang," he turned his eyes to me. "It's deeply unfortunate that the real me won't be around to watch you end up in my place."
"Yeah," I shrugged with complete sincerity. "Now say goodbye to your naz— Actually, never mind. Just… bye."
With that, I channeled a massive amount of chakra into Shisui's Mangekyo and got to work on Orochimaru's mind. Before long, he was my absolute slave. His entire personality had been rebuilt with me at its center. He'd sooner become a vegetable than dare betray me.
As a second line of defense, I slapped a Juin on him, one far more powerful than anything Orochimaru himself could produce. And more reliable too, built on the principles of the constructs of Hagoromo's children, meaning this Juin wouldn't fade and wouldn't let the snake act outside his parameters even if I died. Well, provided Orochimaru didn't leave Earth for too long after my death, but those were just details.
After that, I ran an enhancement procedure on my pet lab monkey, not only healing him completely but elevating him from a merely very useful subordinate into my right hand. A hand capable of killing even the strongest Kage, if I willed it.
Hiruzen had asked me to take care of his student. But he'd also asked me not to kill him. Well. Wish granted.
In the near future, I'd extract all of the Snake's knowledge: his understanding of senjutsu, Juin, genomes, and biology in general. After that, I'd find a use for him.
But today, the snake was dealt with. Leaving him sitting in the lab, I headed out in the evening to search for another person who'd be useful to me.
Before long, in a small town, my eyes landed on a mid-sized tavern-slash-gambling den. In I went.
A drunk nearly crashed into me in the doorway, but my agility was more than enough, so I easily sidestepped the man and slipped inside.
Turning into the section of the building where small booths were sectioned off by three walls with tables and couches across from them, I stopped in front of the person I was looking for.
Known in certain circles as the Legendary Sucker for her passionate dedication to gambling and her almost supernatural ability to lose at it, winning maybe once a year if she was lucky. Her other defining trait was alcoholism, which she could justify as: "Gotta spend the money fast, 'cause it sure as hell won't be there later."
But in general, her name was Senju Tsunade. A blonde in a gray tunic with a massive neckline for equally massive tits. Right now, in a clearly tipsy state, she was sprawled face-down on the table, one hand still clutching a half-finished bottle of sake.
Across from her sat a girl with straight black hair to her shoulders, in a dark blue kimono with white trim, and right beside her, a smallish pig in a red vest and beads.
"Greetings," I said, as all three turned their heads toward me. "Tsunade-san, I have a small request."
My calm tone made Shizune, the girl in the kimono, flinch, her eyes going wide. Tsunade, for her part, had barely lifted her head off the table, and her face scrunched up in baffled irritation.
"The hell you want, kid?"
My face twitched at that… Still, I showed no other reaction. The people of this world were rarely acquainted with high culture.
"Lady Tsunade, this is that Uzumaki Naruto, the one who—" Shizune launched into a rapid-fire explanation, getting nothing in return from her sensei but "yeah right," "quit pulling my leg," and "oh wait, I think I heard something about that…"
A minute later they were done, and while I graced them with my slightly irritated look, they were scanning me with something between suspicious and surprised. The pig just looked curious.
"Alright, say all those rumors are true. I'll repeat the question syllable by syllable: what. did. you. come. here. for?" she asked, now sitting upright.
"The slug summoning scroll," I answered, and without waiting for an invitation, sat myself down on the couch next to Shizune.
Confusion crossed Tsunade's face. Not at the gesture, but at the request.
"Word is you're the Toad Sannin. What do you need it for? A shinobi can't master two types of natural energy."
"Your information is wrong," I answered simply, then absorbed a small amount of natural energy in a second.
Markings immediately bloomed across my face, spreading out from around my eyes, mostly along the sides, all the way to my ears, with slightly less going downward. On my forehead appeared a ring with a dot in its center, a mark somewhat resembling the urna, the Buddhist symbol of enlightenment, the third eye. All of this was in a very, extremely recognizable style for Tsunade.
After that, I felt not only the usual boost from natural energy, but also enhanced regeneration, Mokuton amplification, and… a boost to light techniques.
Tsunade's mouth fell open. Shizune's too. Not as wide as the head snake's, of course. But still pretty good.
A thoroughly satisfied grin spread across my mug.
"Should've learned senjutsu sooner. This art has one hell of a reputation," I noted internally, then addressed the woman across from me. "Your grandfather entrusted his legacy to me. The world is changing. I'm the one changing it. And for that, I need even more power."
"This can't be…" She stared at me in disbelief, hands already moving through seals. "Kai!.. This can't be…"
"Nothing is impossible. Will you help me?" I asked, then without ceremony reached across the table, grabbed some of the sliced chicken breast sitting there, dipped it in sauce, and started chewing.
Staring blankly at me, Tsunade couldn't get a word out.
"No… you don't get it, this changes nothing!" she snapped to her senses, voice rising sharply. "My grandfather… he was incredibly powerful, but all he did was lay down his life for his dream! You'll just repeat his fate!"
I raised an eyebrow and swallowed my food.
"You're worried about me?"
"Hmph!" She sharply dropped her intensity, sweeping me with a displeased look. "I couldn't care less about you. But I know perfectly well that thousands of people put their faith in people like you. They believe, they share the dream… All so that people like you can die and leave behind nothing but pain! Get out. I have no interest in talking to a dead man walking."
Silence hung between us.
"So she's got some kind of old trauma?" the thought ran through my mind, as I had zero intention of moving from where I sat. I still hadn't gotten what I came for. "You know, a long time ago, when I could still walk under this table on foot," I slapped the table, "I read and heard a lot about you. The greatest medic. Even with all my talents, you were the one they held up as an example for me. But your grandfather entrusted the future of this world to me. Not you."
Her face stayed displeased through my whole speech. But when the last sentence hit, her eyes started darting between me and the bottle. Her face screamed that she couldn't decide whether to shove the bottle down my throat or smash it over my skull.
"He'd probably be disappointed in you if he knew what you've sunk to. A gambling drunk burning through her life for nothing…"
The last word was barely out before Shizune next to me flinched. She was torn between three impulses: smack me for talking to Tsunade like that, try to shield her from me, or grab the pig and bolt before her lady destroyed everything around them.
The Sannin's jaw locked up. But she managed to keep her composure.
"A brat like you doesn't get to lecture me about life," she bit out, folding her arms under her chest, as if deliberately putting them somewhere far from my neck.
I raised an eyebrow.
"I do. The scroll."
A vein popped on her forehead.
"You are absolutely infuriating… Let's take this outside, huh?"
"Fine by me," I shrugged, unsurprised. After all, my words had been a deliberate provocation to get her out of here and change her mind.
Shortly after, so as not to wreck someone else's property, we moved to a wide, empty alley.
Soon enough, standing like a pair of cowboys, Tsunade and I faced each other while Shizune stood off to the side between us, pig in arms.
"Calling me a brat, you were addressing me like a child. Isn't it beneath you to pick a fight with that same child?" I asked, deadpan.
"Lady Tsunade… maybe we don't have to do this? How about you just calmly talk it through one more time?" Shizune was the voice of reason.
"I'm just going to teach him a lesson," Tsunade said, ignoring me and addressing her student instead.
"Says the one who isn't in Sage Mode right now," I smirked.
"You can't trust rumors until you verify them yourself. Even if some of them are true, I doubt most of the credit goes to you and not your tailed beast," she said with an air of supreme condescension. "And the markings on your face are probably just skillful props."
"You want irrefutable proof? Fine. Go ahead. You start."
"No. You start. I'll be nice. Young blood. I'll give you a head start."
"Don't need one. And you're not exactly young yourself. Fine, I'll be gracious about it."
"…"
"…"
About five seconds passed. Neither of us moved.
Shizune's looks cycled from wary to just plain confused.
"Ah, screw it!" Tsunade broke first and, planting her feet wide, strode toward me to wind up a punch…
BOOM!
After the deliberately slow strike, one that even a not-too-nimble genin could've dodged, the ground literally exploded beneath us, cracks spiderwebbing in every direction.
In my hand, to her look of surprise, was Tsunade's fist.
"Not bad. For a gambling drunk." My head turned to Shizune. "Don't worry. I'll have her back soon."
And before either of them could do anything, I took the Slug Princess through a teleport, landing in a small clearing deep in a forest, far from any settlement.
Only for a monstrous pressure to erupt from me right then and there! A shockwave blasted outward, ripping trees from their roots within a ten-meter radius. Tsunade wasn't blown away only because I was holding her with my chakra, and she kept her footing.
But it only got worse when two more sources of natural energy surged into me, piling their weight onto the world around us.
The earth beneath us cracked and visibly sagged, dropping us half a meter. My free hand grabbed Tsunade's shoulder and pushed her to her knees, her eyes going wide. The Sannin looked like she'd lost her connection to reality, that was how hard what she was feeling hit her.
"Your grandfather did what generations of shinobi before him couldn't," I spoke, and my voice cut through the rising storm, still reaching her clearly. "Hashirama did what generations before him couldn't. I will finish what he started, in a way he no longer can. I will become the new God of Shinobi. You are already living in my era."
"Wh-what do you want?" Tsunade finally came to her senses and, with effort, raised her head to meet my eyes.
In that moment, my face bore no Sage markings. Just a few black lines around the eyes, showing that even for me, holding three conflicting natural energies in balance with my own chakra was tough. But that only made the picture more terrifying.
"From you? Just the favor I mentioned. And proper respect. If you'd tried to kill me, you'd have shared Orochimaru's fate…" My cold eyes met hers. But warmth and life quickly started returning to them, and in the same instant my mouth curved into a smirk. My palm rested against her cheek. "But you can also come back. I think Hiruzen would be glad to see you. And that shaggy pervert is hanging around Konoha right now."
With those last words, the pressure began to slowly ease.
"I think you'll find your inner world full of color again when you return. And for me, as the future ruler of the whole world, it'll be a pleasure to see you among those who push us all toward something better."
My face settled back into its usual irresistibly handsome default. Tsunade, with the pressure gone, stood and stepped back a few paces. Hugging her own shoulders, she alternated between throwing hard-to-read glances my way and staring at the ground.
"I'm not rushing you to a conclusion," I told her. Then my hands came together in a seal, the ground trembled underfoot, and in the distance trees began rising straight from the soil before our eyes.
Before long, we were surrounded by roughly the same forest we'd arrived in. Even the ground was restored to how it had been.
"I… don't even know what to say," Tsunade said, watching in fascination. "After so many of my close ones dying, I convinced myself all shinobi share one path… into the grave. There are things that follow the rules of this world. That's impossible to change. But then, could someone like you even exist? An anomaly of this world… Like the word 'impossible' come to life."
"What you need to say is that you'll give me the scroll. And that you'll return to Konoha. Get back to work in your field. And of course quit drinking, quit gambling, and start promoting a healthy lifestyle."
"Oh come on…" She tried to sound indignant, but it didn't quite come off. "Anyway… I'll think about it. The scroll I'll give you tomorrow."
"Excellent."
We agreed to meet at the same tavern where we'd first met and set a time. Then I teleported Tsunade back to a surely-already-anxious Shizune. I had warned the latter that I'd return her dear lady, but that probably hadn't calmed her entirely.
The next morning, right on time, I watched a trio approaching the agreed building: two women and a pig.
Tsunade, face revealing nothing, a big scroll tucked under her arm, walked up looking like a dad carrying a roll of toilet paper.
"Here," I got what I wanted. "Return it to Katsuyu later. She'll sort it out."
The old dismissiveness was gone from her voice, which I found satisfactory. It wasn't exactly deep bows and ballads praising the great me, but it'd do.
"Have you thought it over?" I asked about her returning to Konoha.
"I'm… still thinking…"
"Good. Just don't go on a bender," I advised, watching with a smile as her cheek twitched.
"I don't even drink that much…" she tried to defend herself.
I didn't actually know enough to say that for sure. But someone nearby promptly confirmed it.
"Lady Tsunade…" Shizune said, in a tone that made everything perfectly clear.
"Hey! Whose side are you on?!"
"I could set up an aversion treatment," I said to the dark-haired girl, covering my face from Tsunade's side with my hand, as if she couldn't hear. "I have some… knowledge of medicine. I could modify the taste perception on her tongue so alcohol would taste like piss."
"That won't be necessary!" Tsunade blurted, stumbling over her words and not daring to raise her voice too much at me. "I'll seriously think about it."
On that note, our meeting was over. Saying my goodbyes without much delay, I teleported home and quickly studied the scroll. Having gotten the path I needed, I set out for a place I'd never been to before.
The Forest of Damp Bones. The Shikkotsu Forest.
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The world of snakes was not exactly a welcoming place. Case in point: the fog itself was saturated with chakra designed to induce genjutsu that would disorient anyone who stumbled in here.
Orochimaru had told me that anyone who ended up here had to pass three trials, plus one more from the local boss, the White Snake Sage. Pass everything, and the great serpent would teach you her snake senjutsu. Fail, and you get eaten. Simple as that.
The first trial was supposed to go like this: I'd wander through the fog, get tired, get hungry, and eventually one of the Sage's attendant snakes would appear before me and offer food. The trick was to resist the temptation. Give in, and that same attendant would lunge at me for a quick meal. After that, assuming you survived, you'd be escorted further in.
That, however, didn't apply to me.
For snakes, strength comes first. But… they weren't exactly in a position to compete with me.
So instead of wandering around, I said screw the whole trial system, flashed a cross seal, and spawned over a thousand Shadow Clones.
We all sat down and went perfectly still.
At the edge of my awareness, I caught a flicker of someone's surprise. The fog was steeped in the Sage's chakra, and she had clearly sensed my technique. She was watching me now. Meanwhile, my clones and I, planted right in the spot where snake natural energy was densest, began absorbing it at full throttle.
Just a few minutes… and the clones, literally dissolving into the air, snapped back into me in a second, flooding me with chakra and knowledge. Then I got to my feet, and beneath my eyes sat purple markings. Snake Sage Mode.
"This energy feels different… Cold. Slippery," the thought drifted through my head. I slid a long tongue out and ran it across my lips. "Yeah, there's something to this…"
At that moment, the fog began to warp, churning and shuddering. Through the chakra, I started feeling someone's emotions of total holy sh— Surprise!
The reaction was even more over the top than Fukasaku's had been when I'd picked up toad natural energy at ridiculous speed.
With a quiet smirk, I tore open a rift in space through sheer will and stepped through into a large, dimly lit chamber.
Before me rose an enormous throne with a single armrest, upon which sat… reclined? Simply a ginormous white snake! Her scales were clearly visible, each one overlapping the next, every single scale roughly my size. Only a couple of coils of her body rested on the throne itself, leaning against that one armrest like a spool, while the bulk of her tail stretched behind it, wrapping around the columns. Her total length was well over a hundred meters. On her head sat a turban with two sharp points, a red sphere on top, and next to it an orange… wig? Snakes don't grow hair, do they? But the most remarkable thing about her right now was her jaw, hanging wide open in pure shock, and a pipe lying at the foot of the throne with a cigarette still smoldering.
"Ahem." I turned away, my face showing nothing.
And the snake, to my satisfaction, recovered quickly. In my spherical vision I caught the tip of her tail shooting out to knock the pipe, then she caught it neatly in her mouth and composed herself.
"Greetings to the Snake Sage," I began diplomatically, keeping my expression even as I turned back to face her. "May I consider the trials passed?"
"Sss-sss!" She took a long, deep drag, then, thoroughly demolishing whatever was left of her grand and imposing image, choked on it. "Kha-kh… Greetings… You may— kha-kha!"
Choking on the smoke a second time, the snake just spat the pipe out entirely. It sailed past me and clattered against the floor somewhere behind my back.
"Excellent," my humble self gave a measured nod. "I want to learn everything you know. Is passing the trials sufficient for that, or do I need to do something else?"
The snake went still. Her eyes glinted with thought and a kind of greed mixed with wariness.
"The trials are designed to prepare one for using senjutsu… Spirit, body. But you… taught yourself. In four minutes. Why would you need more? I doubt I could teach a being that seems born for natural energy…"
Wrestling with her greed, she managed to hold herself back and started trying to talk me out of it.
"It'll be faster this way," I shrugged by way of explanation. "You might have techniques I'd never think of on my own. Of course, I could get them from Orochimaru. He doesn't use senjutsu himself, but he's studied it. Including the senjutsu of the Jugo clan, which originated from here. But I'd rather learn from a more experienced practitioner."
A passing thought crossed my mind to also brag that this body of mine hadn't even been optimized for natural energy absorption yet. But I decided not to pull the conversation off track.
"Orochimaru… He brought renown to the Snake people on Earth," the Sage acknowledged with a nod. "However, my techniques…"
She sank into deep thought.
"…are worth considerably more. Bring me a thousand living sacrifices. Humans. And I will teach you everything you wish to know."
I let out a short laugh and crossed my arms.
"Bold ask. A thousand living humans would come in handy for me too, honestly. Any chance you'd take a different form of payment?"
"Mhm." She shifted on her throne. "Your blood…"
"No. Snake natural energy eases genomic absorption, as far as I know. My genome is worth far more than that. As for the price… isn't strength above all else in your culture?"
The Sage gave a careful nod, and I broke into a warm smile.
"Amaterasu…" The word left my lips as my eyes ignited with the crimson of the Mangekyo, and the world was swallowed by dark flame in two curving rams!
The fire encircled us without touching, filling the chamber with the crackling and hissing of stone floor burning away. But the snake recoiled from it, pressing deep into the throne with jaw agape in horror. Already white, the snake went even whiter and paler. She clearly knew exactly what this technique was.
"Then here's my proposal. You teach me everything you know. And I don't burn you alive. Deal?"
A few days later, patting myself on the back for my diplomatic skills, I had wrung every drop of knowledge from the head snake and, naturally, the rest of her snakes too.
Now, in the main hall of my laboratory, I was laying out massive fuinjutsu arrays across the floor while carrying on a conversation with Orochimaru, who was strapped down in the center of the room. Now my gift from Hiruzen.
"And what were you badmouthing them for? Sweetest creatures ever."
"Just for their help in attacking the Leaf, they demanded over two thousand sacrifices…" the Sannin replied, strapped to a surgical table and rolling his eyes. "They are the most awful summon contract. Other clans rarely ask for payment at all."
"You just don't know how to negotiate."
For a couple of hours we traded barbs while my test subject talked himself hoarse. He understood this was the end, and here's why:
"Well then, ready?" I retrieved Shisui's eye from a seal. "Soon you'll be a new Orochimaru. And after that, I'll put a new, special Cursed Seal on you. Ironic, isn't it?"
"I used to think life was like a millstone… But now I understand: life is a boomerang," he turned his eyes to me. "It's deeply unfortunate that the real me won't be around to watch you end up in my place."
"Yeah," I shrugged with complete sincerity. "Now say goodbye to your naz— Actually, never mind. Just… bye."
With that, I channeled a massive amount of chakra into Shisui's Mangekyo and got to work on Orochimaru's mind. Before long, he was my absolute slave. His entire personality had been rebuilt with me at its center. He'd sooner become a vegetable than dare betray me.
As a second line of defense, I slapped a Juin on him, one far more powerful than anything Orochimaru himself could produce. And more reliable too, built on the principles of the constructs of Hagoromo's children, meaning this Juin wouldn't fade and wouldn't let the snake act outside his parameters even if I died. Well, provided Orochimaru didn't leave Earth for too long after my death, but those were just details.
After that, I ran an enhancement procedure on my pet lab monkey, not only healing him completely but elevating him from a merely very useful subordinate into my right hand. A hand capable of killing even the strongest Kage, if I willed it.
Hiruzen had asked me to take care of his student. But he'd also asked me not to kill him. Well. Wish granted.
In the near future, I'd extract all of the Snake's knowledge: his understanding of senjutsu, Juin, genomes, and biology in general. After that, I'd find a use for him.
But today, the snake was dealt with. Leaving him sitting in the lab, I headed out in the evening to search for another person who'd be useful to me.
Before long, in a small town, my eyes landed on a mid-sized tavern-slash-gambling den. In I went.
A drunk nearly crashed into me in the doorway, but my agility was more than enough, so I easily sidestepped the man and slipped inside.
Turning into the section of the building where small booths were sectioned off by three walls with tables and couches across from them, I stopped in front of the person I was looking for.
Known in certain circles as the Legendary Sucker for her passionate dedication to gambling and her almost supernatural ability to lose at it, winning maybe once a year if she was lucky. Her other defining trait was alcoholism, which she could justify as: "Gotta spend the money fast, 'cause it sure as hell won't be there later."
But in general, her name was Senju Tsunade. A blonde in a gray tunic with a massive neckline for equally massive tits. Right now, in a clearly tipsy state, she was sprawled face-down on the table, one hand still clutching a half-finished bottle of sake.
Across from her sat a girl with straight black hair to her shoulders, in a dark blue kimono with white trim, and right beside her, a smallish pig in a red vest and beads.
"Greetings," I said, as all three turned their heads toward me. "Tsunade-san, I have a small request."
My calm tone made Shizune, the girl in the kimono, flinch, her eyes going wide. Tsunade, for her part, had barely lifted her head off the table, and her face scrunched up in baffled irritation.
"The hell you want, kid?"
My face twitched at that… Still, I showed no other reaction. The people of this world were rarely acquainted with high culture.
"Lady Tsunade, this is that Uzumaki Naruto, the one who—" Shizune launched into a rapid-fire explanation, getting nothing in return from her sensei but "yeah right," "quit pulling my leg," and "oh wait, I think I heard something about that…"
A minute later they were done, and while I graced them with my slightly irritated look, they were scanning me with something between suspicious and surprised. The pig just looked curious.
"Alright, say all those rumors are true. I'll repeat the question syllable by syllable: what. did. you. come. here. for?" she asked, now sitting upright.
"The slug summoning scroll," I answered, and without waiting for an invitation, sat myself down on the couch next to Shizune.
Confusion crossed Tsunade's face. Not at the gesture, but at the request.
"Word is you're the Toad Sannin. What do you need it for? A shinobi can't master two types of natural energy."
"Your information is wrong," I answered simply, then absorbed a small amount of natural energy in a second.
Markings immediately bloomed across my face, spreading out from around my eyes, mostly along the sides, all the way to my ears, with slightly less going downward. On my forehead appeared a ring with a dot in its center, a mark somewhat resembling the urna, the Buddhist symbol of enlightenment, the third eye. All of this was in a very, extremely recognizable style for Tsunade.
After that, I felt not only the usual boost from natural energy, but also enhanced regeneration, Mokuton amplification, and… a boost to light techniques.
Tsunade's mouth fell open. Shizune's too. Not as wide as the head snake's, of course. But still pretty good.
A thoroughly satisfied grin spread across my mug.
"Should've learned senjutsu sooner. This art has one hell of a reputation," I noted internally, then addressed the woman across from me. "Your grandfather entrusted his legacy to me. The world is changing. I'm the one changing it. And for that, I need even more power."
"This can't be…" She stared at me in disbelief, hands already moving through seals. "Kai!.. This can't be…"
"Nothing is impossible. Will you help me?" I asked, then without ceremony reached across the table, grabbed some of the sliced chicken breast sitting there, dipped it in sauce, and started chewing.
Staring blankly at me, Tsunade couldn't get a word out.
"No… you don't get it, this changes nothing!" she snapped to her senses, voice rising sharply. "My grandfather… he was incredibly powerful, but all he did was lay down his life for his dream! You'll just repeat his fate!"
I raised an eyebrow and swallowed my food.
"You're worried about me?"
"Hmph!" She sharply dropped her intensity, sweeping me with a displeased look. "I couldn't care less about you. But I know perfectly well that thousands of people put their faith in people like you. They believe, they share the dream… All so that people like you can die and leave behind nothing but pain! Get out. I have no interest in talking to a dead man walking."
Silence hung between us.
"So she's got some kind of old trauma?" the thought ran through my mind, as I had zero intention of moving from where I sat. I still hadn't gotten what I came for. "You know, a long time ago, when I could still walk under this table on foot," I slapped the table, "I read and heard a lot about you. The greatest medic. Even with all my talents, you were the one they held up as an example for me. But your grandfather entrusted the future of this world to me. Not you."
Her face stayed displeased through my whole speech. But when the last sentence hit, her eyes started darting between me and the bottle. Her face screamed that she couldn't decide whether to shove the bottle down my throat or smash it over my skull.
"He'd probably be disappointed in you if he knew what you've sunk to. A gambling drunk burning through her life for nothing…"
The last word was barely out before Shizune next to me flinched. She was torn between three impulses: smack me for talking to Tsunade like that, try to shield her from me, or grab the pig and bolt before her lady destroyed everything around them.
The Sannin's jaw locked up. But she managed to keep her composure.
"A brat like you doesn't get to lecture me about life," she bit out, folding her arms under her chest, as if deliberately putting them somewhere far from my neck.
I raised an eyebrow.
"I do. The scroll."
A vein popped on her forehead.
"You are absolutely infuriating… Let's take this outside, huh?"
"Fine by me," I shrugged, unsurprised. After all, my words had been a deliberate provocation to get her out of here and change her mind.
Shortly after, so as not to wreck someone else's property, we moved to a wide, empty alley.
Soon enough, standing like a pair of cowboys, Tsunade and I faced each other while Shizune stood off to the side between us, pig in arms.
"Calling me a brat, you were addressing me like a child. Isn't it beneath you to pick a fight with that same child?" I asked, deadpan.
"Lady Tsunade… maybe we don't have to do this? How about you just calmly talk it through one more time?" Shizune was the voice of reason.
"I'm just going to teach him a lesson," Tsunade said, ignoring me and addressing her student instead.
"Says the one who isn't in Sage Mode right now," I smirked.
"You can't trust rumors until you verify them yourself. Even if some of them are true, I doubt most of the credit goes to you and not your tailed beast," she said with an air of supreme condescension. "And the markings on your face are probably just skillful props."
"You want irrefutable proof? Fine. Go ahead. You start."
"No. You start. I'll be nice. Young blood. I'll give you a head start."
"Don't need one. And you're not exactly young yourself. Fine, I'll be gracious about it."
"…"
"…"
About five seconds passed. Neither of us moved.
Shizune's looks cycled from wary to just plain confused.
"Ah, screw it!" Tsunade broke first and, planting her feet wide, strode toward me to wind up a punch…
BOOM!
After the deliberately slow strike, one that even a not-too-nimble genin could've dodged, the ground literally exploded beneath us, cracks spiderwebbing in every direction.
In my hand, to her look of surprise, was Tsunade's fist.
"Not bad. For a gambling drunk." My head turned to Shizune. "Don't worry. I'll have her back soon."
And before either of them could do anything, I took the Slug Princess through a teleport, landing in a small clearing deep in a forest, far from any settlement.
Only for a monstrous pressure to erupt from me right then and there! A shockwave blasted outward, ripping trees from their roots within a ten-meter radius. Tsunade wasn't blown away only because I was holding her with my chakra, and she kept her footing.
But it only got worse when two more sources of natural energy surged into me, piling their weight onto the world around us.
The earth beneath us cracked and visibly sagged, dropping us half a meter. My free hand grabbed Tsunade's shoulder and pushed her to her knees, her eyes going wide. The Sannin looked like she'd lost her connection to reality, that was how hard what she was feeling hit her.
"Your grandfather did what generations of shinobi before him couldn't," I spoke, and my voice cut through the rising storm, still reaching her clearly. "Hashirama did what generations before him couldn't. I will finish what he started, in a way he no longer can. I will become the new God of Shinobi. You are already living in my era."
"Wh-what do you want?" Tsunade finally came to her senses and, with effort, raised her head to meet my eyes.
In that moment, my face bore no Sage markings. Just a few black lines around the eyes, showing that even for me, holding three conflicting natural energies in balance with my own chakra was tough. But that only made the picture more terrifying.
"From you? Just the favor I mentioned. And proper respect. If you'd tried to kill me, you'd have shared Orochimaru's fate…" My cold eyes met hers. But warmth and life quickly started returning to them, and in the same instant my mouth curved into a smirk. My palm rested against her cheek. "But you can also come back. I think Hiruzen would be glad to see you. And that shaggy pervert is hanging around Konoha right now."
With those last words, the pressure began to slowly ease.
"I think you'll find your inner world full of color again when you return. And for me, as the future ruler of the whole world, it'll be a pleasure to see you among those who push us all toward something better."
My face settled back into its usual irresistibly handsome default. Tsunade, with the pressure gone, stood and stepped back a few paces. Hugging her own shoulders, she alternated between throwing hard-to-read glances my way and staring at the ground.
"I'm not rushing you to a conclusion," I told her. Then my hands came together in a seal, the ground trembled underfoot, and in the distance trees began rising straight from the soil before our eyes.
Before long, we were surrounded by roughly the same forest we'd arrived in. Even the ground was restored to how it had been.
"I… don't even know what to say," Tsunade said, watching in fascination. "After so many of my close ones dying, I convinced myself all shinobi share one path… into the grave. There are things that follow the rules of this world. That's impossible to change. But then, could someone like you even exist? An anomaly of this world… Like the word 'impossible' come to life."
"What you need to say is that you'll give me the scroll. And that you'll return to Konoha. Get back to work in your field. And of course quit drinking, quit gambling, and start promoting a healthy lifestyle."
"Oh come on…" She tried to sound indignant, but it didn't quite come off. "Anyway… I'll think about it. The scroll I'll give you tomorrow."
"Excellent."
We agreed to meet at the same tavern where we'd first met and set a time. Then I teleported Tsunade back to a surely-already-anxious Shizune. I had warned the latter that I'd return her dear lady, but that probably hadn't calmed her entirely.
The next morning, right on time, I watched a trio approaching the agreed building: two women and a pig.
Tsunade, face revealing nothing, a big scroll tucked under her arm, walked up looking like a dad carrying a roll of toilet paper.
"Here," I got what I wanted. "Return it to Katsuyu later. She'll sort it out."
The old dismissiveness was gone from her voice, which I found satisfactory. It wasn't exactly deep bows and ballads praising the great me, but it'd do.
"Have you thought it over?" I asked about her returning to Konoha.
"I'm… still thinking…"
"Good. Just don't go on a bender," I advised, watching with a smile as her cheek twitched.
"I don't even drink that much…" she tried to defend herself.
I didn't actually know enough to say that for sure. But someone nearby promptly confirmed it.
"Lady Tsunade…" Shizune said, in a tone that made everything perfectly clear.
"Hey! Whose side are you on?!"
"I could set up an aversion treatment," I said to the dark-haired girl, covering my face from Tsunade's side with my hand, as if she couldn't hear. "I have some… knowledge of medicine. I could modify the taste perception on her tongue so alcohol would taste like piss."
"That won't be necessary!" Tsunade blurted, stumbling over her words and not daring to raise her voice too much at me. "I'll seriously think about it."
On that note, our meeting was over. Saying my goodbyes without much delay, I teleported home and quickly studied the scroll. Having gotten the path I needed, I set out for a place I'd never been to before.
The Forest of Damp Bones. The Shikkotsu Forest.
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