I did mention I don't mind cliches, just that it was full of them, right? I actually still like Make a Wish too, just hard to read without seeing the cliches everywhere now.
The way I understand it, a good bit of the clichés in Make A Wish are pretty much only clichés because other fics adopted them from that one popular story.
And there aren't really even that many, because the fic is so old that many of the HP fanfic clichés didn't even
exist yet. I totally stumbled at the name "Laetus Lovegood" when re-reading it recently, before remembering that Xenophilius Lovegood's actual first name
wasn't revealed yet that far back (it shows up in book 7, IIRC).
I didn't even try reading Chunin Exam Day until fairly recently, for some reason. I ended up dropping it after that ridiculous author's note in chapter... 33 or 34, I think? where the author basically said that he'd try his best to add more of whatever the reviewers complain about to his story, to the detriment of literally everything else. I wasn't interested in reading a story that could change its entire tone on a whim, unfortunately.
OTOH, I did like Partially Kissed Hero, way back when, and still think Double Time Trouble was glorious crack... is it too much to hope that it will update eventually?
As for the
first fanfic I've ever read... let's be honest: I have entirely no idea. There are two most likely candidates, ignoring the "something I couldn't recall at all" option, both from 2005 or so; one of them had been offline for years, but some people, including me, saved copies of the first few chapters (and a full printed copy was apparently accidentally thrown away in 2015), and the other... was so obscure that I'm not sure if anyone
did save a copy (I just checked the Wayback Machine, and if it's saved there, I can't reach it).
Both were in the Porry Gatter fandom. Never heard of it? Don't worry, hardly anyone did. The main forum of the fandom closed down in 2009, and since then any fanfics from there are few and far between (though a few new ones did seem to show up lately).
More recently (2008-ish), I've started reading all sorts of stuff - of
very varying quality - on Writing.com (mostly bad), UBEA (mostly half-decent), and what is now SamLib (mostly originals).
Even more recently came AH.com (2009), then FF.net (2012-ish, through Saphroneth), and eventually SB, SV and QQ. Can't think of any old shame from that period specifically - aside from Expo 1001 (who's more of a guilty pleasure).