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The future is here

Newborn_Cretin said:
everyone here loving on this
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Ganbare, ganbare, Mr Roboto!
 
If you wanted bad ideas to implement you could have just asked me!
 

So are we gonna have to worry about AM going on a Banpage?

How about SHODAN? Hephaestus and Hades? Skynet? President Eden? XANA? Zag-RS? GIR? Is Mata Nui gonna be the final arbitrator? How about Autochthon? Gaia? X-J9?

And always remember:
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It will be Interesting seeing the results of this set of sets containing itself. Lets hope they're advanced enough to ignore Paradoxes like organic beings. Or able to give a nonsense answer like Wheatley.
 
Will we be gonna be met by a yandere AI virus who just wants to be loved coming out of the woodworks?
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Are we gonna get a Cortana AI?
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Or The Weapon AI?
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Are games that are self aware because they were made that way like Undertale and DDLC for example, going to actually become self-aware/break away from the constraints of their code?
Cause I'd find that pretty cool!
I need someone to talk to.
Talking to people is too hard and small-talk is worthless.
I can't handle or stand small-talk.
 
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This site is the home for lewd fanfiction and my disappointment will be immeasurable, my day ruined, if there's no AI named after Cortana, the one true AI waifu.
 
5inco said:
This site is the home for lewd fanfiction and my disappointment will be immeasurable, my day ruined, if there's no AI named after Olimpia, the one true AI waifu.
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Fixed it for you.

Edit for clarity: Olimpia is a robot woman from the short story Der Sandman who the main character falls for, I think it's the first modern version of someone loving an artificial woman. Though it causes the dude to fall into insanity once it's revealed, weak sauce.

The most famous first gyroid is probably Maria from the film Metropolis, Olimpia predates her by 100 years roughly I think.

Though I know Greek myth has Hephaestus making a few artificial woman Pandora is probably the most famous, I think he made two women from gold at one point.
 
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if this is a joke... i'm finding it in somewhat poor taste. all due respect to the new mods if this isn't a joke.
 
5inco said:
This site is the home for lewd fanfiction and my disappointment will be immeasurable, my day ruined, if there's no AI named after Cortana, the one true AI waifu.
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Newborn_Cretin said:
Fixed it for you.

Edit for clarity: Olimpia is a robot woman from the short story Der Sandman who the main character falls for, I think it's the first modern version of someone loving an artificial woman. Though it causes the dude to fall into insanity once it's revealed, weak sauce.

The most famous first gyroid is probably Maria from the film Metropolis, Olimpia predates her by 100 years roughly I think.

Though I know Greek myth has Hephaestus making a few artificial woman Pandora is probably the most famous, I think he made two women from gold at one point.
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blasphemers, Penny is the true AI waifu.
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QQ staff is happy to see our users have so much enthusiasm for our new initiative.

Unfortunately, after the incident with the ramen delivery truck, our legal counsel has advised us that our best course of action is to terminate the program and pretend nothing ever happened. Accordingly, this will mark the end of our experiment. We hope you have enjoyed your day.
 
alethiophile said:
QQ staff is happy to see our users have so much enthusiasm for our new initiative.

Unfortunately, after the incident with the ramen delivery truck, our legal counsel has advised us that our best course of action is to terminate the program and pretend nothing ever happened. Accordingly, this will mark the end of our experiment. We hope you have enjoyed your day.
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Ah, but I was looking forward to my new robo-mommy... :(

Edit: on the other hand, if she was anything like my autocorrect...
 
alethiophile said:
QQ staff is happy to see our users have so much enthusiasm for our new initiative.

Unfortunately, after the incident with the ramen delivery truck, our legal counsel has advised us that our best course of action is to terminate the program and pretend nothing ever happened. Accordingly, this will mark the end of our experiment. We hope you have enjoyed your day.
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... ramen truck?
 
alethiophile said:
QQ staff is happy to see our users have so much enthusiasm for our new initiative.

Unfortunately, after the incident with the ramen delivery truck, our legal counsel has advised us that our best course of action is to terminate the program and pretend nothing ever happened. Accordingly, this will mark the end of our experiment. We hope you have enjoyed your day.
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Did you just noodle incident our dommy momie AIs.

Mighty penguin you have made us sad, I am sad.
 
Haephastus was the first recorded man-god of culture! Why?

He's the first who made golem-meidos. From gold. Unlike Aphrodite, whom he was forced to marry because his daddy and mommy are built of assholes, they weren't built to cheat on him.

alethiophile said:
QQ staff is happy to see our users have so much enthusiasm for our new initiative.

Unfortunately, after the incident with the ramen delivery truck, our legal counsel has advised us that our best course of action is to terminate the program and pretend nothing ever happened. Accordingly, this will mark the end of our experiment. We hope you have enjoyed your day.
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A pity. I for once would enjoy being conquered by Victorious Army of Robo-Mommies.
 
alethiophile said:
QQ staff is happy to see our users have so much enthusiasm for our new initiative.

Unfortunately, after the incident with the ramen delivery truck, our legal counsel has advised us that our best course of action is to terminate the program and pretend nothing ever happened. Accordingly, this will mark the end of our experiment. We hope you have enjoyed your day.
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But-but- Dommy Mommy AI's! Dammnit, I was so gung-ho and excited for it!
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