Chapter 30: Pirates
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Chapter 30: Pirates
When Asha Greyjoy's fleet entered Blackwater Bay, a not insignificant amount of alarm ensued.
Tales of ironborn raids were well-known, even here on the far side of Westeros. Rape and murder and plunder. And so when the kraken hoved into view across the horizon, carried upon the sails of ironborn longships, the panic was all very understandable.
And to me, quite amusing.
Mercifully, the reality of the matter was revealed swiftly enough as the true extent of the ironborn force became apparent, the ships struggling against the unfavourable winds, eventually abandoning their sails in favour of oars. No more than perhaps a dozen longships made for the docks of Kings Landing - a significant force to be sure, but not nearly enough to mount anything resembling a true raid. The gold cloaks were sent to man the defences at my command in case anything went awry, not that I anticipated any difficulties, even as another detachment of the City Watch set about protecting the peace from any sudden panic.
I had sat and watched the ships near the dock from one of the terraces of the Red Keep, with what I presumed was the Black Wind leading the lot, aware of the air of palpable tension around me. Rows of guards stood in tense silence. Here they were watching their city presumably about to be raided, and their king was sat perfectly calm, smiling against the ocean breeze, feasting on some of the last fresh slices of peach of the season. I could not help but imagine what a queer sight it must have seemed to them, after the tempestuous chaos of Joffrey and Cersei and Robert, to see such placid confidence on the face of a king, even if it was partly an act.
Yet once the number of ships was known to me, any lingering notion of danger promptly disappeared.
Asha Greyjoy, for all her arrogance, would not be stupid enough to sail so brazenly to her own demise. And any other captain stupid or brave enough to venture into Kings Landing would likely go under the cover of night, hoping to leverage the element of surprise, and with far greater numbers besides.
Even still, as the minutes passed, I was gratified to be proven right.
In the distance I could see the little figures of the ironborn longships slowly approaching the dock - rolling across across the relatively calm waters of the bay, which occasionally glittered as the sun peeked through the clouds. Then the ships slowed to a stop, only to send a single man out on a rowboat the rest of the way to finish the journey, presumably to ensure they were not falling into a trap. When he reached the quays, he was pulled ashore and out of sight, though not five minutes later he was back in his boat again, returning to the waiting rows of longships, his arms furiously working the oars. When he arrived, a lull ensued, and then three ships slowly pulled into port and began lowering their gangplanks.
I knew it had been a good idea to send Tyrion to greet them. His silver tongue had once again availed itself.
Finishing my slices of peach, I sent the plate back to the kitchens in the arms of a servant and cleaned myself with a damp cloth, gently stirring the cat curled up in my lap from it's slumber, and set off for my solar. Though the view was pleasant and the autumnal ocean breeze refreshingly bracing, a more formal setting would no doubt grant me greater leverage over the ironborn captain. Across a desk, outnumbered with guards waiting outside and her capacity for violence effectively neutered, Asha would be out of her element, stripped of all advantages. And though a witty woman she might still have been, she was still working blind.
I wasn't.
Still, it was never wise to leave oneself unprotected, especially when faced with a woman well-known for wildness. In place of a cat I laid a crossbow across my lap, and loaded a single bolt, a dagger hidden at my hip. If she really was stupid enough to try anything, a single shot would be enough to end her.
And so when Asha arrived at the door of my solar perhaps a half-hour after setting foot on solid ground, I was prepared. There were some briefly raised voices outside, but then Ser Loras poked his head through the door to announce her arrival - an open scowl on his face at having to tolerate the presence of the ironborn; that plague upon his people. She sauntered in not a second later, a slightly sour look on her face as Loras shot her a baleful glance and returned to his post, her usual choice of weapon - the hardy dirk - surrendered at the door.
She was a lean and long-legged woman, with a wiry sort of strength evident in her slim build, even beneath her jerkin. It was open at the front, showing the brown tunic she wore underneath hanging loosely off her breasts - an intentional decision, no doubt - and the rounded waistline of her green woollen breeches. There was no mistaking the womanly figure beneath the loose fabrics. A certain sense of caution defined her gait, even as she tried to project an air of confidence with her back straight, her head held high and her hips swaying from side to side. Her dark eyes darted up and down me from over her nose - a touch too large for her face - searching for something before settling on the weapon sat quite openly on my lap, my fingers gently stroking the woodwork like it was a purring kitten.
She wandered to the other side of my desk without a word, pulled herself a chair without my permission, sat herself down and then offered me wicked smirk, almost as if daring me to object. Doubtless she meant to unsettle me with the silent show of disrespect, judging me by the fat still lingering in my cheeks and my short stature to possess the disposition of the child I technically still was, without the stomach to use the weapon in my arms. Her eyes flicked briefly to the door, no doubt thinking some other lord would enter; the true power behind the throne.
I returned her smile, my wedding ring tapping the wood of the crossbow just once as I broke the silence.
"I gather you understood the offer in my letter?" I opened without delay, without exchanging so much as a single pleasantry.
Asha's eyes narrowed slightly. "You?" she asked, incredulous. "You look young enough to still be suckling at your mother's teats!"
"Not my mother's," I japed, offering her chest a very pointed glance, "but I have been known to enjoy a nice pair of teats from time to time. You ought to meet my wife. I imagine we could all find a great deal of enjoyment in each other's company. But now I must ask again: Did you understand it?"
"I did," she returned without hesitation, though with a hint of suspicion lacing her tone.
"And?"
Asha licked her lips. "You will offer us independence?" she asked. "A route to raid Essos?"
"No," I said bluntly. "That offer was predicated on your success in the Kingsmoot. Euron sits the Seastone Chair in your place. War is now inevitable. And so, my lady, independence is something I am no longer willing to offer." Asha's expression soured. "And yet, that does not mean we cannot come to some agreement."
Asha clenched her teeth, and then unclenched them with a sigh. "I will not treat with a child," she spat, acting insulted. "And you are too young for my tastes anyhow. Where is your Regent? Your Hand? I much prefer real men to share my bed, though I'll admit you might make a good maid."
I snorted at her deliberate misinterpretation of my words. "You know, a great many men would say that trying to reason with a woman is a waste of time. I am beginning to understand what they mean. Here I am, intent on deciding the fate of your lands, and all you can think to do is speak of what lies between your legs."
"Give me your terms," she bit out, scowling.
"I will seat you on the Seastone Chair after I win it from your uncle - though as a lady this time, not as a princess or queen - and even grant the Iron Fleet safe passage to the Stepstones to raid, so long as you can promise to bring the raids on Westerosi trade and territory to an end, as well as any raids on allies of the crown, chiefly the Braavosi. You will pay taxes on the incomes derived from these raids, of course. The Iron Islands will remain under the authority of the Iron Throne, with the understanding that so much as a single rebellion will result in a complete eradication of all captains and lords in the islands, as well as a full occupation by a combined force of westermen, northmen, reachmen and riverlanders, whom I assure you will be less than kind to whatever will remain of your kin."
Asha seemed newly incensed. "You make such threats and still expect me to agree?"
"I should have thought I was being kind," I retorted. "I do not need you, nor your people. I do not desire their destruction, of course, but in the face of such circumstances one must be firm, and if I must go myself to slit the throat of every man, woman and child then I will." I let my smile briefly turn into a snarl. Her dark eyes widened slightly in disbelief at the sudden turn in my demeanour. "Do not mistake my mercy - nor my desire for peace - for weakness. Remember I was raised in the lap of my late father, King Robert Baratheon, who bested Balon without so much as breaking a sweat, and that I am the grandson of Lord Tywin. If pushed, I can and will make the Reynes of Castamere look fortunate in their fate after I'm finished with you and all your ilk." Then my smile slowly returned as I relaxed back into my seat. "But if the ironborn can be welcomed back into the fold, the Old Way turned against our common slaving enemies in the east, and Lord Quellon's grand ambitions accomplished, then I should much prefer to do just that."
"And all this out of the goodness of your heart?" Asha asked, her voice thick with an almost sarcastic scepticism, still visibly wary at seeing the venom and vitriol of which I was capable, and the speed at which my fury seemed to wax and wane.
"There will be a more direct price, of course," I said. "Firstly there is the issue of hostages. I understand you have Lady Glover and her children with you?"
Asha sat briefly stunned. "How...?"
"The crown has eyes and ears in every corner of it's lands," I assured her nonchalantly, as though the exercise of such power was routine. "Even in those areas presumed to be under the control of our enemies. Not a single word said nor written in Westeros goes unheard or unread. Regardless, I expect any such hostages to be handed over to me without hesitation. Secondly, the ironborn under your authority will cede any claims on any part of the Westerosi mainland, and withdraw from any occupied territories immediately upon your ascension. Now, if this goes well I will see to it that you are granted royal assent for expansion into the Stepstones as well - the construction of trading ports and towns, the creation of a shipping guild, a real presence beyond simple piracy, potentially even one day permitting you the authority to collect tolls for the crown."
Asha nodded, her jaw tight even as her eyes glinted with greed. "The north gave us precious little but pebbles and scars. To give it up is no great loss."
I smiled widely, almost from ear to ear. Who knew Asha Greyjoy of all people would prove so pragmatic? "Excellent! So then-"
"Not yet," Asha cut in over me. "I have some conditions of my own I want met before I agree to anything."
I nodded, my smile wilting on my lips. "I suppose that's only fair. Very well, let's hear them."
"I want my nuncle left alive," she started. "Euron you may need to slay, but Victarion will live. I will have need of him to exert my authority. Him and Rodrik Harlaw."
"I see no issue with keeping Lord Harlaw alive," I said. "From what I understand he is an eminently reasonable man - at least by the standards of the ironborn. Hells, I might even elevate his kin! Any handsome young men in his house you fancy for a husband?" I allowed myself a little grin before I became grim again. "As for Victarion... That will be more difficult, and there is no guarantee, but it is doable. Of course, assuming he does not pass in the midst of battle, I shall still have to punish him - he is after all a traitor. But in place of a life a limb will suffice. An arm or a leg should send an adequate message."
Asha scowled again and stared me down in stubborn silence for a few long seconds. "And as for the Stepstones," Asha pressed on, conceding my point, "I want those now. I want to be able to sail my ships out of the bay and begin building my fortune and asserting my claim without delay. I need something substantial to satisfy the ironmen upon sitting the Seastone Chair. Something to rally their spirits to my rule, quell their thirst for conquest, and hold back the inevitable calls for rebellion."
Now that point was a tad more difficult to concede, even if her justification was surprisingly compelling. "And what assurance have I that you won't run off some place beyond my power, or get yourself killed, or even go back to your uncles to warn them and hinder my plans?"
"You have none," she spat. "You'll just have to trust me."
"Hard to do with a woman so wanton," I snapped back. "Yet I believe I can agree to even that so long as I can claim a few hostages from your crew, and replace them with an agent of my own to keep you honest. Earl Harlaw and Hagen's daughter should suffice, so long as I can be certain that you understand the consequences for breaking whatever pact we make today. If you do not answer my call when the time comes, if you disobey me in any way, I will know and I will do precisely as I threatened to. Men, women, children. None will be spared my wrath."
Asha cocked her head to one side in silent outrage, but nonetheless nodded. I could tell I was more than beginning to test the limits of her tolerance with these threats. Yet still her ambition stayed her hand and held her tongue even as she again eyed the crossbow held tight in my arms.
More concerning for me was that my words were not empty. The Ironborn were a pest, none could argue that. Yet women, children? That had been a spur of the moment addition, meant to better sell the threat. Even still, I could not help but note how easy it was to condemn an entire people to death from on high!
"And I want to keep whatever land in the Stepstones I can control if you don't deliver," she added at the last second.
"A little fiefdom to call your own, eh?" I chuckled, shrugging. "Well enough, not that you need worry. Disposing of Euron may be expensive, but I can assure you it will be easy enough for me." I smiled, my lips stretching almost to a grin. "Now relax yourself, Lady Asha, for on this day you have won yourself a kingdom! Go, enjoy the delights of Kings Landing for tonight whilst my scribes draw up the documents necessary for setting our agreement into stone. I will see you by the end of the week, and not long after all arrangements have been made you can set off with your fleet towards the Stepstones, and establish yourselves around Torturer's Deep - which by all accounts seems the best suited place for such things."
Asha stood from her seat slowly, eyes wordlessly meeting mine before she turned sharply on her heels and stormed out. I could not help the sigh that slipped past my lips at her departure. A dangerous woman, that one, volatile. I set the crossbow in my lap down on the floor, leaning it against the side of my desk. Yet not much more than a minute after I was alone I found Tywin Lannister walking through my door.
"I noticed the Greyjoy girl just left from here," he idly noted as he seated himself. No, not idly. Tywin Lannister was never idle.
"Yes," I said. "And with any luck she'll prove herself quite useful to me."
Tywin gave a curt nod. "Care to enlighten me?" he said.
"Of course," I said, and then gave him the abridged version of my encounter with Asha, watching his eyes observe mine carefully, almost warily. There was hint of approval in his gaze as I described my threats, and then concern at the deal I had struck.
"A foolish notion," he said bluntly after I was done. "You have lured a hostage. Throw her in the tower cells and use her against her uncles. Why let leverage go?"
"Because whilst Victarion might care," I said, "Euron won't, and it is he who sits the Seastone Chair. And she came to me willingly besides. What would it say of the honour of the new king if he ordered a guest he invited to be imprisoned without just cause?"
"So instead you will place her in prime position to threaten our trade with Essos?" Tywin asked, his unchanging expression shifting just enough to hint at incredulousness. "You would place such great faith in a Greyjoy?"
"I will place her in prime position to deplete the fleets that Daenerys Targaryen might use to one day darken my door," I retorted. "The fleets of slavers, which comprise the majority of trade passing through the Stepstones in any case. Even if she turns on me most of the damage she will be able to do will be to them. The trading ships of Tyrosh, Myr, Lys and the like frequent those routes far more than any Westerosi fleet. And I do not expect her to turn traitor so easily. Not after impressing upon her the intent behind my threats. Not after taking hostages of my own and placing one of mine among hers." I waved my hand dismissively through the air. "The potential damage she can do is relatively minor in comparison to the benefit she can deliver. By placing Asha on the Seastone Chair instead of smashing it to pieces I can save us a costly occupation, and preserve the lives of the fighting men who could be put to much better use elsewhere - like in the Vale or the North. In this case, winning the war is almost trivial; winning the peace almost impossible. Hence Asha's importance."
Tywin nodded, still unsatisfied, but willing to accede to me that much. "And how do you intend to win the war?"
"Lady Asha gave me more than just her allegiance, she also gave me confirmation of something my men had long suspected but never been able to prove," I lied, grinning and gesturing to the door. "You see, Euron is planning an attack on the Reach, with the hopes to plunder as much as possible and build the necessary power and support among the other ironborn captains needed for more ambitious plots. I intend to take full advantage of the opportunity this plan presents. As such, grandfather, I was wondering if you would be so kind as to send for Lord Randyll?"
He stood from his seat in silence, ventured briefly beyond the door to relay my orders to one of the guards, and then came back in and reclaimed his seat.
"The man you intend to place among Asha Greyjoy's crew, who will he be?"
I shrugged. "That has yet to be decided, but I was rather thinking Sandor Clegane might suffice."
Tywin quirked an eyebrow. "Once a turncoat a man cannot be trusted. And you expect the Hound to keep the Greyjoy girl honest?"
"I'll have leverage to ensure his loyalty," I answered. "At least according to what Arya tells me of their journey through the Riverlands. Give the two one last meeting and I do believe he'll do anything to come back to her. To be frank, he's the only real fighter I can think of who we can afford to take such risks with. If Asha kills him, it will be no great loss to us. Same if he turns tail. But if he redeems himself I'll have one more man at my disposal. The only alternative I can think of might be one of the Kettleblacks, but given they are still spies for Baelish I don't want him getting any funny ideas about forging alliances with the ironmen."
"If they are spies then why haven't you rooted them out?" Tywin asked, apparently unfazed at the revelation.
"I have been building a trap for Baelish," I explained, "and using the three brothers to feed him false information, to lull him into complacency. By what my own men tell me the plan is working, though Ser Osmund appeared to have had a change of heart shortly after donning the white cloak, and has ceased feeding secrets to our enemies. With Ser Osney disposed of, that leaves only Osfryd to contend with - which is no great concern."
Tywin nodded in approval. "And your threats," he continued, his gaze intense, "are they empty?"
I let a silence settle in as I mulled over the question, a long moment stretching to a minute, and then two. The curtains fluttered with the breeze, the flames in the hearth flickering to the sound of cloth gently flapping against stone. "I don't know," I finally answered. "I'd be willing to kill, that much I already know, but innocents... Women and children..."
"All war requires a sliver of ice in your heart," Tywin said, in an oddly tender tone. Well, tender for Tywin, at any rate. "It is good that you already understand this. But you can only know through experience. Have you ever taken a life before, Tommen?"
I shook my head. "Not directly. I've commanded men killed, seen them die, but never by my own hand. And, to be entirely honest, I'm not eager to start slitting throats." It was a line I had yet to dare cross. Once I had sullied my own hands I accepted that there was no return, no resolution. It was an act beyond intellectual plotting or assassination. Once I had killed Westeros would have claimed my soul.
"Then that must change," Tywin said. "Perhaps not today, but soon. To rule is to do a great many things, among which one is kill. And a weak man without the stomach for blood makes for neither an old monarch nor a wise one."
"I know," I said resignedly, just as Ser Loras entered to announce the presence of Lord Randyll.
"Send him in," I said, and so he came. Lord Randyll was a lean man, wiry and narrow with an iron will smouldering behind his eyes. His face was permanently set into the same expression - jaw clamped shut, eyes slightly narrowed, lips pursed and brow furrowed. His silver beard seemed to bristle around his jaw, rising to his ears before reaching his bald head, shaved completely smooth. He wore mail and boiled leathers covered by a mantle bearing the sigil of his house draped about his shoulders, Heartsbane's bejewelled sheath hanging from his hip.
"Come," I said, allowing a pleasant smile to pull on my features again, "take a seat, my lord."
Randyll pulled himself a chair and settled himself in it. "How can I serve you today, Your Grace?" he asked in a flat tone, spying Lord Tywin from the corner of his eyes.
"Well, Lord Randyll," I said, "it seems as though I finally have a war for you to wage."
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Hopefully this chapter has picked up the pace a little.
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P.S. Not totally happy with this chapter, especially with the way Asha came out. May be subject to a partial rewrite or edits in the future
When Asha Greyjoy's fleet entered Blackwater Bay, a not insignificant amount of alarm ensued.
Tales of ironborn raids were well-known, even here on the far side of Westeros. Rape and murder and plunder. And so when the kraken hoved into view across the horizon, carried upon the sails of ironborn longships, the panic was all very understandable.
And to me, quite amusing.
Mercifully, the reality of the matter was revealed swiftly enough as the true extent of the ironborn force became apparent, the ships struggling against the unfavourable winds, eventually abandoning their sails in favour of oars. No more than perhaps a dozen longships made for the docks of Kings Landing - a significant force to be sure, but not nearly enough to mount anything resembling a true raid. The gold cloaks were sent to man the defences at my command in case anything went awry, not that I anticipated any difficulties, even as another detachment of the City Watch set about protecting the peace from any sudden panic.
I had sat and watched the ships near the dock from one of the terraces of the Red Keep, with what I presumed was the Black Wind leading the lot, aware of the air of palpable tension around me. Rows of guards stood in tense silence. Here they were watching their city presumably about to be raided, and their king was sat perfectly calm, smiling against the ocean breeze, feasting on some of the last fresh slices of peach of the season. I could not help but imagine what a queer sight it must have seemed to them, after the tempestuous chaos of Joffrey and Cersei and Robert, to see such placid confidence on the face of a king, even if it was partly an act.
Yet once the number of ships was known to me, any lingering notion of danger promptly disappeared.
Asha Greyjoy, for all her arrogance, would not be stupid enough to sail so brazenly to her own demise. And any other captain stupid or brave enough to venture into Kings Landing would likely go under the cover of night, hoping to leverage the element of surprise, and with far greater numbers besides.
Even still, as the minutes passed, I was gratified to be proven right.
In the distance I could see the little figures of the ironborn longships slowly approaching the dock - rolling across across the relatively calm waters of the bay, which occasionally glittered as the sun peeked through the clouds. Then the ships slowed to a stop, only to send a single man out on a rowboat the rest of the way to finish the journey, presumably to ensure they were not falling into a trap. When he reached the quays, he was pulled ashore and out of sight, though not five minutes later he was back in his boat again, returning to the waiting rows of longships, his arms furiously working the oars. When he arrived, a lull ensued, and then three ships slowly pulled into port and began lowering their gangplanks.
I knew it had been a good idea to send Tyrion to greet them. His silver tongue had once again availed itself.
Finishing my slices of peach, I sent the plate back to the kitchens in the arms of a servant and cleaned myself with a damp cloth, gently stirring the cat curled up in my lap from it's slumber, and set off for my solar. Though the view was pleasant and the autumnal ocean breeze refreshingly bracing, a more formal setting would no doubt grant me greater leverage over the ironborn captain. Across a desk, outnumbered with guards waiting outside and her capacity for violence effectively neutered, Asha would be out of her element, stripped of all advantages. And though a witty woman she might still have been, she was still working blind.
I wasn't.
Still, it was never wise to leave oneself unprotected, especially when faced with a woman well-known for wildness. In place of a cat I laid a crossbow across my lap, and loaded a single bolt, a dagger hidden at my hip. If she really was stupid enough to try anything, a single shot would be enough to end her.
And so when Asha arrived at the door of my solar perhaps a half-hour after setting foot on solid ground, I was prepared. There were some briefly raised voices outside, but then Ser Loras poked his head through the door to announce her arrival - an open scowl on his face at having to tolerate the presence of the ironborn; that plague upon his people. She sauntered in not a second later, a slightly sour look on her face as Loras shot her a baleful glance and returned to his post, her usual choice of weapon - the hardy dirk - surrendered at the door.
She was a lean and long-legged woman, with a wiry sort of strength evident in her slim build, even beneath her jerkin. It was open at the front, showing the brown tunic she wore underneath hanging loosely off her breasts - an intentional decision, no doubt - and the rounded waistline of her green woollen breeches. There was no mistaking the womanly figure beneath the loose fabrics. A certain sense of caution defined her gait, even as she tried to project an air of confidence with her back straight, her head held high and her hips swaying from side to side. Her dark eyes darted up and down me from over her nose - a touch too large for her face - searching for something before settling on the weapon sat quite openly on my lap, my fingers gently stroking the woodwork like it was a purring kitten.
She wandered to the other side of my desk without a word, pulled herself a chair without my permission, sat herself down and then offered me wicked smirk, almost as if daring me to object. Doubtless she meant to unsettle me with the silent show of disrespect, judging me by the fat still lingering in my cheeks and my short stature to possess the disposition of the child I technically still was, without the stomach to use the weapon in my arms. Her eyes flicked briefly to the door, no doubt thinking some other lord would enter; the true power behind the throne.
I returned her smile, my wedding ring tapping the wood of the crossbow just once as I broke the silence.
"I gather you understood the offer in my letter?" I opened without delay, without exchanging so much as a single pleasantry.
Asha's eyes narrowed slightly. "You?" she asked, incredulous. "You look young enough to still be suckling at your mother's teats!"
"Not my mother's," I japed, offering her chest a very pointed glance, "but I have been known to enjoy a nice pair of teats from time to time. You ought to meet my wife. I imagine we could all find a great deal of enjoyment in each other's company. But now I must ask again: Did you understand it?"
"I did," she returned without hesitation, though with a hint of suspicion lacing her tone.
"And?"
Asha licked her lips. "You will offer us independence?" she asked. "A route to raid Essos?"
"No," I said bluntly. "That offer was predicated on your success in the Kingsmoot. Euron sits the Seastone Chair in your place. War is now inevitable. And so, my lady, independence is something I am no longer willing to offer." Asha's expression soured. "And yet, that does not mean we cannot come to some agreement."
Asha clenched her teeth, and then unclenched them with a sigh. "I will not treat with a child," she spat, acting insulted. "And you are too young for my tastes anyhow. Where is your Regent? Your Hand? I much prefer real men to share my bed, though I'll admit you might make a good maid."
I snorted at her deliberate misinterpretation of my words. "You know, a great many men would say that trying to reason with a woman is a waste of time. I am beginning to understand what they mean. Here I am, intent on deciding the fate of your lands, and all you can think to do is speak of what lies between your legs."
"Give me your terms," she bit out, scowling.
"I will seat you on the Seastone Chair after I win it from your uncle - though as a lady this time, not as a princess or queen - and even grant the Iron Fleet safe passage to the Stepstones to raid, so long as you can promise to bring the raids on Westerosi trade and territory to an end, as well as any raids on allies of the crown, chiefly the Braavosi. You will pay taxes on the incomes derived from these raids, of course. The Iron Islands will remain under the authority of the Iron Throne, with the understanding that so much as a single rebellion will result in a complete eradication of all captains and lords in the islands, as well as a full occupation by a combined force of westermen, northmen, reachmen and riverlanders, whom I assure you will be less than kind to whatever will remain of your kin."
Asha seemed newly incensed. "You make such threats and still expect me to agree?"
"I should have thought I was being kind," I retorted. "I do not need you, nor your people. I do not desire their destruction, of course, but in the face of such circumstances one must be firm, and if I must go myself to slit the throat of every man, woman and child then I will." I let my smile briefly turn into a snarl. Her dark eyes widened slightly in disbelief at the sudden turn in my demeanour. "Do not mistake my mercy - nor my desire for peace - for weakness. Remember I was raised in the lap of my late father, King Robert Baratheon, who bested Balon without so much as breaking a sweat, and that I am the grandson of Lord Tywin. If pushed, I can and will make the Reynes of Castamere look fortunate in their fate after I'm finished with you and all your ilk." Then my smile slowly returned as I relaxed back into my seat. "But if the ironborn can be welcomed back into the fold, the Old Way turned against our common slaving enemies in the east, and Lord Quellon's grand ambitions accomplished, then I should much prefer to do just that."
"And all this out of the goodness of your heart?" Asha asked, her voice thick with an almost sarcastic scepticism, still visibly wary at seeing the venom and vitriol of which I was capable, and the speed at which my fury seemed to wax and wane.
"There will be a more direct price, of course," I said. "Firstly there is the issue of hostages. I understand you have Lady Glover and her children with you?"
Asha sat briefly stunned. "How...?"
"The crown has eyes and ears in every corner of it's lands," I assured her nonchalantly, as though the exercise of such power was routine. "Even in those areas presumed to be under the control of our enemies. Not a single word said nor written in Westeros goes unheard or unread. Regardless, I expect any such hostages to be handed over to me without hesitation. Secondly, the ironborn under your authority will cede any claims on any part of the Westerosi mainland, and withdraw from any occupied territories immediately upon your ascension. Now, if this goes well I will see to it that you are granted royal assent for expansion into the Stepstones as well - the construction of trading ports and towns, the creation of a shipping guild, a real presence beyond simple piracy, potentially even one day permitting you the authority to collect tolls for the crown."
Asha nodded, her jaw tight even as her eyes glinted with greed. "The north gave us precious little but pebbles and scars. To give it up is no great loss."
I smiled widely, almost from ear to ear. Who knew Asha Greyjoy of all people would prove so pragmatic? "Excellent! So then-"
"Not yet," Asha cut in over me. "I have some conditions of my own I want met before I agree to anything."
I nodded, my smile wilting on my lips. "I suppose that's only fair. Very well, let's hear them."
"I want my nuncle left alive," she started. "Euron you may need to slay, but Victarion will live. I will have need of him to exert my authority. Him and Rodrik Harlaw."
"I see no issue with keeping Lord Harlaw alive," I said. "From what I understand he is an eminently reasonable man - at least by the standards of the ironborn. Hells, I might even elevate his kin! Any handsome young men in his house you fancy for a husband?" I allowed myself a little grin before I became grim again. "As for Victarion... That will be more difficult, and there is no guarantee, but it is doable. Of course, assuming he does not pass in the midst of battle, I shall still have to punish him - he is after all a traitor. But in place of a life a limb will suffice. An arm or a leg should send an adequate message."
Asha scowled again and stared me down in stubborn silence for a few long seconds. "And as for the Stepstones," Asha pressed on, conceding my point, "I want those now. I want to be able to sail my ships out of the bay and begin building my fortune and asserting my claim without delay. I need something substantial to satisfy the ironmen upon sitting the Seastone Chair. Something to rally their spirits to my rule, quell their thirst for conquest, and hold back the inevitable calls for rebellion."
Now that point was a tad more difficult to concede, even if her justification was surprisingly compelling. "And what assurance have I that you won't run off some place beyond my power, or get yourself killed, or even go back to your uncles to warn them and hinder my plans?"
"You have none," she spat. "You'll just have to trust me."
"Hard to do with a woman so wanton," I snapped back. "Yet I believe I can agree to even that so long as I can claim a few hostages from your crew, and replace them with an agent of my own to keep you honest. Earl Harlaw and Hagen's daughter should suffice, so long as I can be certain that you understand the consequences for breaking whatever pact we make today. If you do not answer my call when the time comes, if you disobey me in any way, I will know and I will do precisely as I threatened to. Men, women, children. None will be spared my wrath."
Asha cocked her head to one side in silent outrage, but nonetheless nodded. I could tell I was more than beginning to test the limits of her tolerance with these threats. Yet still her ambition stayed her hand and held her tongue even as she again eyed the crossbow held tight in my arms.
More concerning for me was that my words were not empty. The Ironborn were a pest, none could argue that. Yet women, children? That had been a spur of the moment addition, meant to better sell the threat. Even still, I could not help but note how easy it was to condemn an entire people to death from on high!
"And I want to keep whatever land in the Stepstones I can control if you don't deliver," she added at the last second.
"A little fiefdom to call your own, eh?" I chuckled, shrugging. "Well enough, not that you need worry. Disposing of Euron may be expensive, but I can assure you it will be easy enough for me." I smiled, my lips stretching almost to a grin. "Now relax yourself, Lady Asha, for on this day you have won yourself a kingdom! Go, enjoy the delights of Kings Landing for tonight whilst my scribes draw up the documents necessary for setting our agreement into stone. I will see you by the end of the week, and not long after all arrangements have been made you can set off with your fleet towards the Stepstones, and establish yourselves around Torturer's Deep - which by all accounts seems the best suited place for such things."
Asha stood from her seat slowly, eyes wordlessly meeting mine before she turned sharply on her heels and stormed out. I could not help the sigh that slipped past my lips at her departure. A dangerous woman, that one, volatile. I set the crossbow in my lap down on the floor, leaning it against the side of my desk. Yet not much more than a minute after I was alone I found Tywin Lannister walking through my door.
"I noticed the Greyjoy girl just left from here," he idly noted as he seated himself. No, not idly. Tywin Lannister was never idle.
"Yes," I said. "And with any luck she'll prove herself quite useful to me."
Tywin gave a curt nod. "Care to enlighten me?" he said.
"Of course," I said, and then gave him the abridged version of my encounter with Asha, watching his eyes observe mine carefully, almost warily. There was hint of approval in his gaze as I described my threats, and then concern at the deal I had struck.
"A foolish notion," he said bluntly after I was done. "You have lured a hostage. Throw her in the tower cells and use her against her uncles. Why let leverage go?"
"Because whilst Victarion might care," I said, "Euron won't, and it is he who sits the Seastone Chair. And she came to me willingly besides. What would it say of the honour of the new king if he ordered a guest he invited to be imprisoned without just cause?"
"So instead you will place her in prime position to threaten our trade with Essos?" Tywin asked, his unchanging expression shifting just enough to hint at incredulousness. "You would place such great faith in a Greyjoy?"
"I will place her in prime position to deplete the fleets that Daenerys Targaryen might use to one day darken my door," I retorted. "The fleets of slavers, which comprise the majority of trade passing through the Stepstones in any case. Even if she turns on me most of the damage she will be able to do will be to them. The trading ships of Tyrosh, Myr, Lys and the like frequent those routes far more than any Westerosi fleet. And I do not expect her to turn traitor so easily. Not after impressing upon her the intent behind my threats. Not after taking hostages of my own and placing one of mine among hers." I waved my hand dismissively through the air. "The potential damage she can do is relatively minor in comparison to the benefit she can deliver. By placing Asha on the Seastone Chair instead of smashing it to pieces I can save us a costly occupation, and preserve the lives of the fighting men who could be put to much better use elsewhere - like in the Vale or the North. In this case, winning the war is almost trivial; winning the peace almost impossible. Hence Asha's importance."
Tywin nodded, still unsatisfied, but willing to accede to me that much. "And how do you intend to win the war?"
"Lady Asha gave me more than just her allegiance, she also gave me confirmation of something my men had long suspected but never been able to prove," I lied, grinning and gesturing to the door. "You see, Euron is planning an attack on the Reach, with the hopes to plunder as much as possible and build the necessary power and support among the other ironborn captains needed for more ambitious plots. I intend to take full advantage of the opportunity this plan presents. As such, grandfather, I was wondering if you would be so kind as to send for Lord Randyll?"
He stood from his seat in silence, ventured briefly beyond the door to relay my orders to one of the guards, and then came back in and reclaimed his seat.
"The man you intend to place among Asha Greyjoy's crew, who will he be?"
I shrugged. "That has yet to be decided, but I was rather thinking Sandor Clegane might suffice."
Tywin quirked an eyebrow. "Once a turncoat a man cannot be trusted. And you expect the Hound to keep the Greyjoy girl honest?"
"I'll have leverage to ensure his loyalty," I answered. "At least according to what Arya tells me of their journey through the Riverlands. Give the two one last meeting and I do believe he'll do anything to come back to her. To be frank, he's the only real fighter I can think of who we can afford to take such risks with. If Asha kills him, it will be no great loss to us. Same if he turns tail. But if he redeems himself I'll have one more man at my disposal. The only alternative I can think of might be one of the Kettleblacks, but given they are still spies for Baelish I don't want him getting any funny ideas about forging alliances with the ironmen."
"If they are spies then why haven't you rooted them out?" Tywin asked, apparently unfazed at the revelation.
"I have been building a trap for Baelish," I explained, "and using the three brothers to feed him false information, to lull him into complacency. By what my own men tell me the plan is working, though Ser Osmund appeared to have had a change of heart shortly after donning the white cloak, and has ceased feeding secrets to our enemies. With Ser Osney disposed of, that leaves only Osfryd to contend with - which is no great concern."
Tywin nodded in approval. "And your threats," he continued, his gaze intense, "are they empty?"
I let a silence settle in as I mulled over the question, a long moment stretching to a minute, and then two. The curtains fluttered with the breeze, the flames in the hearth flickering to the sound of cloth gently flapping against stone. "I don't know," I finally answered. "I'd be willing to kill, that much I already know, but innocents... Women and children..."
"All war requires a sliver of ice in your heart," Tywin said, in an oddly tender tone. Well, tender for Tywin, at any rate. "It is good that you already understand this. But you can only know through experience. Have you ever taken a life before, Tommen?"
I shook my head. "Not directly. I've commanded men killed, seen them die, but never by my own hand. And, to be entirely honest, I'm not eager to start slitting throats." It was a line I had yet to dare cross. Once I had sullied my own hands I accepted that there was no return, no resolution. It was an act beyond intellectual plotting or assassination. Once I had killed Westeros would have claimed my soul.
"Then that must change," Tywin said. "Perhaps not today, but soon. To rule is to do a great many things, among which one is kill. And a weak man without the stomach for blood makes for neither an old monarch nor a wise one."
"I know," I said resignedly, just as Ser Loras entered to announce the presence of Lord Randyll.
"Send him in," I said, and so he came. Lord Randyll was a lean man, wiry and narrow with an iron will smouldering behind his eyes. His face was permanently set into the same expression - jaw clamped shut, eyes slightly narrowed, lips pursed and brow furrowed. His silver beard seemed to bristle around his jaw, rising to his ears before reaching his bald head, shaved completely smooth. He wore mail and boiled leathers covered by a mantle bearing the sigil of his house draped about his shoulders, Heartsbane's bejewelled sheath hanging from his hip.
"Come," I said, allowing a pleasant smile to pull on my features again, "take a seat, my lord."
Randyll pulled himself a chair and settled himself in it. "How can I serve you today, Your Grace?" he asked in a flat tone, spying Lord Tywin from the corner of his eyes.
"Well, Lord Randyll," I said, "it seems as though I finally have a war for you to wage."
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Hopefully this chapter has picked up the pace a little.
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P.S. Not totally happy with this chapter, especially with the way Asha came out. May be subject to a partial rewrite or edits in the future
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