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The Red Rose of Konoha (Yu Yu Hakusho/Naruto)

[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
[X] Learn from Tenzo how to fake the Mokuton.
Pretending to have to make handsigns for our Mokuton when we don't really have to is a nice sleeved ace.

And for our more esoteric abilities, whatever- we do what we want, make a fake handsign, and who's going to say our Mokuton is weird? Our teacher is the only other Mokuton user in 40 some years. As long as we make a token effort, he can carry us through.
 
[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
Huh.
So Kurama has a Wind affinity, in addition to whatever his youki gives him.

[X] Learn from Tenzo how to fake the Mokuton.
In a land where children get to go to assassin school, it's a good idea to keep hidden trumps; it's not as if you're not already hiding your true nature.
After all, we've yet to learn about the other threats in this land; some might actually require caution.

And besides, the more normal your abilities seem, the less people will disrupt your life by comparing you to Ninja Buddha; becoming the object of some religion only sounds like fun until it actually happens and you gain the religious version of stalkers.
 
uju32 said:
Huh.
So Kurama has a Wind affinity, in addition to whatever his youki gives him.
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Those two handsigns would have produced a failed Daitoppa for anyone who isn't a Mokuton user, but yeah, I didn't see any reason to change Naruto's affinity. I tend to think Naruto affinities are things of the body, not the soul; that's why they're transferable with the transplant of a person's heart, and why they seem to run in families. And, well, I already gave Naru-chan red hair, I thought I should let her keep her dad's affinity at least.
 
[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
FurikoMaru said:
Those two handsigns would have produced a failed Daitoppa for anyone who isn't a Mokuton user, but yeah, I didn't see any reason to change Naruto's affinity. I tend to think Naruto affinities are things of the body, not the soul; that's why they're transferable with the transplant of a person's heart, and why they seem to run in families. And, well, I already gave Naru-chan red hair, I thought I should let her keep her dad's affinity at least.
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Are we getting a Stat sheet as well?
 
[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
uju32 said:
Huh.
So Kurama has a Wind affinity, in addition to whatever his youki gives him.

[X] Learn from Tenzo how to fake the Mokuton.
In a land where children get to go to assassin school, it's a good idea to keep hidden trumps; it's not as if you're not already hiding your true nature.
After all, we've yet to learn about the other threats in this land; some might actually require caution.

And besides, the more normal your abilities seem, the less people will disrupt your life by comparing you to Ninja Buddha; becoming the object of some religion only sounds like fun until it actually happens and you gain the religious version of stalkers.
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On the upside, we could turn the religion into less 'revere super-ninja' and more 'time to get mellow'. We just need some poppy flowers from the Land of Crocheted Throw Blankets.
 
[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
[X] Make the big bad Mokuton-having kid-ANBU your glorified babysitter to keep the old meddlers happy while you do as you please.
 
Guile said:
On the upside, we could turn the religion into less 'revere super-ninja' and 'time to get mellow'. We just need some poppy flowers from the Land of Crocheted Throw Blankets.
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Do you want disciples? People so willing to die to protect you that they refuse to allow you do anything for yourself?
To be so close marked that you can't get away with anything?
We are already under enough scrutiny as is; making it worse is distinctly contraindicated.

And given that people were pressuring the Hokage to put us in Academy when they just thought us Hashirama reborn, imagine how much worse the pressure will get if it's widely known that we're using some form of super-Mokuton; that we're closer to the Sage.
 
uju32 said:
Do you want disciples? People so willing to die to protect you that they refuse to allow you do anything for yourself?
To be so close marked that you can't get away with anything?
We are already under enough scrutiny as is; making it worse is distinctly contraindicated.

And given that people were pressuring the Hokage to put us in Academy when they just thought us Hashirama reborn, imagine how much worse the pressure will get if it's widely known that we're using some form of super-Mokuton; that we're closer to the Sage.
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Hey, preaching to the choir here buddy. I voted the same way.

Just saying, it's not the end of the world if we are unapologetically ridiculously powerful.
 
[X] Plan Tenzo Poppins is go!

"It seems silly to learn handseals for something I can already do without them," you admit.

Mother nods. "All right, then. Tenzo-kun, you're promoted from specialist tutor to general tutor."

"Wh-what?" he asks, eyes flicking back and forth between you and Mother. "But Kushina-sama, surely there are people better suited than-"

"Yeah, maybe, but they aren't in this room, are they?" Mother adopts a motivational-speaking pose. "The key to any good conspiracy is limiting the number of people who know to the bare minimum necessary to get any work done. So congratulations! You are the only man for the job." She pats him rather roughly on the shoulder. "I know you can do it."

"But..." he protests.

"Tenzo-kun," she says sternly, "are you quitting before the conclusion of your mission?"

He freezes for a moment, and then his shoulders droop visibly as he sighs in defeat.

"Learn to cherish that sound, Naruto," Mother says cheerfully. "It is the sound of feminine victory."

"Sorry, Tenzo-sensei," you say, trying not to sound too amused.

=

Now, you're still learning Uzumaki-style taijutsu from Mother, and she's also going to start you on storage seals and the like soon. What would you like to learn from Tenzo? (Pick two)

[X] You're pretty sure even a ninja academy wouldn't allow some of the moves Mother's taught you. Learn standard Academy moves from your tutor so you don't alienate your teachers right from your first day at school.

[X] In his efforts to become a better Mokuton user, Tenzo has learned a lot about the fine print of ninjutsu theory, something Mother freely admits she knows next to nothing about. Soak up everything he can teach you like a sponge.

[X] Every ANBU has at least chuunin proficiency in kenjutsu. You've not bothered with swords in the past, but...

[X] Tenzo knows the local flora better than anyone in town. Time to go looking for places from which to summon additional plants to add to your arsenal explore the beauty of nature!

What other actions will you take? (Pick two)

[X] Ask for roses for your birthday. If you get even a half-dozen, you can work your way up from that.

[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.

[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.

[X] Make more friends!
-> [X] The cocky loudmouth
-> [X] The arrogant loner
-> [X] The stubborn twit who constantly gets in way over his head
 
[X] You're pretty sure even a ninja academy wouldn't allow some of the moves Mother's taught you. Learn standard Academy moves from your tutor so you don't alienate your teachers right from your first day at school.

[X] In his efforts to become a better Mokuton user, Tenzo has learned a lot about the fine print of ninjutsu theory, something Mother freely admits she knows next to nothing about. Soak up everything he can teach you like a sponge.


[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.

[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.
 
[X] Every ANBU has at least chuunin proficiency in kenjutsu. You've not bothered with swords in the past, but...

[X] Tenzo knows the local flora better than anyone in town. Time to go looking for places from which to summon additional plants to add to your arsenal explore the beauty of nature!

We'll wander around with a bokken, and when people laugh at our training sword we'll turn it into a fucking whip sword. With spikes.

[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.

[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.

Violate those stations of canon, while handily leaving them intact enough to navigate by and/or violate further at a later point of time!
 
[X] In his efforts to become a better Mokuton user, Tenzo has learned a lot about the fine print of ninjutsu theory, something Mother freely admits she knows next to nothing about. Soak up everything he can teach you like a sponge.
[X] Tenzo knows the local flora better than anyone in town. Time to go looking for places from which to summon additional plants to add to your arsenal explore the beauty of nature!

[X] Ask for roses for your birthday. If you get even a half-dozen, you can work your way up from that.
[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.
 
[X] In his efforts to become a better Mokuton user, Tenzo has learned a lot about the fine print of ninjutsu theory, something Mother freely admits she knows next to nothing about. Soak up everything he can teach you like a sponge.

[X] Tenzo knows the local flora better than anyone in town. Time to go looking for places from which to summon additional plants to add to your arsenal explore the beauty of nature!

[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.

[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.
 
[X] Every ANBU has at least chuunin proficiency in kenjutsu. You've not bothered with swords in the past, but...
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Why sword when you can whip?

[X] Tenzo knows the local flora better than anyone in town. Time to go looking for places from which to summon additional plants to add to your arsenal explore the beauty of nature!
for sure, none of the others really speak to me.

[X] Ask for roses for your birthday. If you get even a half-dozen, you can work your way up from that.
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Only if we ask to get them from Tenzo.
[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.
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She was a pretty little thing, wasn't she?
[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.
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If we're punching people in the head, we're doing it wrong.
[X] Make more friends!
-> [X] The cocky loudmouth
-> [X] The arrogant loner
-> [X] The stubborn twit who constantly gets in way over his head
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Can we just become the wandering magician of flowers, and whoever we run into, we run into? Flip a coin, GM's choice, whatever.
 
[X] In his efforts to become a better Mokuton user, Tenzo has learned a lot about the fine print of ninjutsu theory, something Mother freely admits she knows next to nothing about. Soak up everything he can teach you like a sponge.

[X] Every ANBU has at least chuunin proficiency in kenjutsu. You've not bothered with swords in the past, but...
[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.

[X] Make more friends!
-> [X] The cocky loudmouth
 
[X] Every ANBU has at least chuunin proficiency in kenjutsu. You've not bothered with swords in the past, but...

[X] Tenzo knows the local flora better than anyone in town. Time to go looking for places from which to summon additional plants to add to your arsenal explore the beauty of nature!

We'll wander around with a bokken, and when people laugh at our training sword we'll turn it into a fucking whip sword. With spikes.

[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.

[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.
 
[X] In his efforts to become a better Mokuton user, Tenzo has learned a lot about the fine print of ninjutsu theory, something Mother freely admits she knows next to nothing about. Soak up everything he can teach you like a sponge.

[X] Tenzo knows the local flora better than anyone in town. Time to go looking for places from which to summon additional plants to add to your arsenal explore the beauty of nature!

[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.

[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.
 
[X] Every ANBU has at least chuunin proficiency in kenjutsu. You've not bothered with swords in the past, but...

[X] Tenzo knows the local flora better than anyone in town. Time to go looking for places from which to summon additional plants to add to your arsenal explore the beauty of nature!

We'll wander around with a bokken, and when people laugh at our training sword we'll turn it into a fucking whip sword. With spikes.

[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.

[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.
 
[X] Every ANBU has at least chuunin proficiency in kenjutsu. You've not bothered with swords in the past, but...

[X] Tenzo knows the local flora better than anyone in town. Time to go looking for places from which to summon additional plants to add to your arsenal explore the beauty of nature!

[X] Strike up a friendship with that Sakura girl.

[X] Give in to Sasuke's pestering to be his sparring partner. Maybe you can help him burn off some of that excess energy he's carrying.
 
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