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Absolute chad
Centuries from now they discover the lost gospels that reveal that God was already a femboy and impregnated Mary while Joseph fucked him in the ass. He was using God effectively as an extra thick condom to transitively fuck his wife though, so it was totally not gay or anything. Strangely, that detail never made it into canon.Bullshit.
They expect me to believe that God managed to cuck this man? Dude looks like he can pull the prissy out of the sky and turn him into a femboy.
He didn't cuck him, though:Bullshit.
They expect me to believe that God managed to cuck this man? Dude looks like he can pull the prissy out of the sky and turn him into a femboy.
Except that Jesus was both Fully Human & Fully Divine. You add to this Joseph's genealogy being mentioned, and you get the fact that YHVH used Joseph's DNA along with Mary's in order to produce Jesus, he just had them skip the fun parts in order for Jesus to be able to be born both as a Full God & Full Human, instead of a lame run-of-the-mill Demigod.
You can't cuck a man if you make his wife pregnant with his DNA.
He didn't cuck him, though:
Also take into account that monogamy in Christianity came from the Roman side, it's entirely possible Joseph had other wives, he certainly was in the correct socioeconomic bracket for it, and polygamy wasn't outlawed in Judaism until the 11th Century.