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The SFW image thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Biigoh, Mar 17, 2013.

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  1. BetweenTheLines

    BetweenTheLines No PMs pls, only here for lewds

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  2. evildice

    evildice (emotionally stable clown posse)

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    Ninjas cops can't catch me if I'm on fire!


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  3. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Well worn.

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    We need some of that gumption here in the US. The French's reputation for surrender is unwarranted.
     
  4. Walkir

    Walkir Super Happy Awesome Fun Time On Vacation

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    evildice (emotionally stable clown posse)

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    Ragnarok Well worn.

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  8. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful

    2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful Aris

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    The cops surrender first.
     
  9. evildice

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    This is the Man Delorean.
     
  10. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Well worn.

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  11. evildice

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  12. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Well worn.

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    Whoever falls for that deserves to lose $20,000
     
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  14. Lord Raa

    Lord Raa Exporter of Juice Tins

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    “Why yes, that is my blood. I took it, it’s mine.”
     
  16. Lord Raa

    Lord Raa Exporter of Juice Tins

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  19. JudgeKing

    JudgeKing I trust you know where the happy button is?

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  22. Prince Charon

    Prince Charon Just zis guy, you know?

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    I could see that as either the start of an anime, or the end... or possibly both. I have kids-in-giant-robots thoughts in my head now.
     
  23. snthsnth

    snthsnth Versed in the lewd.

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    I want it to be the start.

    Kid steals a small bit of the thing before the cleanup crews arrive. What he doesn't know is that they can regenerate. Disconnected parts turn into mini versions of the bigger thing with a rough mass equivalence, but they are 'robots', and have no mind of their own. Instead they eat a controller as in FLCL, space distortion, pilot is in a subdimension, whatever. When connected to the controller the regeneration speed is massively increased, but grows by a set amount of volume, not height.

    The kid now is in control of a rapidly growing mech, and must fight off or join the three factions not so secretly battling for control of the world.

    The sexy aliens who brought the mechs to conquer a planet covered with otherwise rare potential controllers.

    The conspiracy laden governments, who have so many conspiracies and secret cabals that they only avoid being evil because they keep tripping over eachother trying to keep in control.

    And finally the normal people who've managed to get themselves stuck in a sentai series. These are by far the biggest faction but have no coordination and spend most of their time fighting each other over real or imagined slights.
     
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  24. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone Gone for Good

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    Pretty sure he just drank a few too many. I'm little too familiar with that pose in random spots while drunk in my Marine days.
     
  25. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful

    2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful Aris

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    If I crawl up their butt, is it anal sex?
     
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  26. ERALDTHE1ST

    ERALDTHE1ST Shabingus.

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    NO. STOP THAT TRAIN OF THOUGHT.
     
  27. Melmar

    Melmar Should probly stop sayin' words

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    Only if you're not wearing pants. It's just spelunking otherwise.
     
  28. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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  29. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful

    2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful Aris

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    What if my fly's open & dick's out, but I'm otherwise clothed?
     
  30. Walkir

    Walkir Super Happy Awesome Fun Time On Vacation

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    Seems that should have been posted in NSFW.