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Trump Card (Worm AU) [Complete]

Part Twenty-Five: The Big Leagues
Trump Card


Part Twenty-Five: The Big Leagues


Thursday, February 3, 2011

"It's been five days." Lung's voice was ominous. "You promised results. I have not seen results."

Jin could feel the radiant heat from where he was standing, several yards away from his boss. "I – I've been doing my best." He did his best not to babble. Babbling would make him seem incompetent and weak. It would quite literally be the death of him if Lung decided that he had become part of the problem.

"Your best." The words were ominous. "Has your best gotten them into my grasp? Has your best found my missing men?"

There was no need to wonder who 'they' were. 'They' were Pwnage, especially Hax, who had humiliated Lung in a way that nobody had in Jin's memory, but also including Über and L33t, who had supplied much of the gleeful commentary. The computer had not survived the experience.

"I have leads," Jin told him quickly. "We've narrowed down the area that this group -" One of his men had made the mistake of uttering the word 'Pwnage' in front of Lung. The result had been a swift and agonising death. "- may have their base in. I have men staked out through that area. If they see any of them, I will know immediately."

"What of this rumour that Hax is really a teenage schoolgirl?"

Jin shook his head. "The girl in question is the one who was rescued from Coil by Hax."

"Could it be a cover story to protect her identity?"

"I investigated that possibility through our connections with the PRT. The reports I read, the security footage I viewed, all match up precisely with the relevant footage from their show. I don't know who started that rumour, but it's baseless. The girl's alibi is rock-solid."

"Is there any sort of connection between them?" pressed Lung. "We could use the girl as bait."

Jin considered that. "Not if we wanted to catch them unawares," he concluded. "Even if there was a connection – personally, I think Hax did it as a publicity stunt – once we kidnap this girl, we advertise to these people that we're gunning for them. This will lose us the element of surprise and give them time to prepare. Without Oni Lee, we're not as strong as we were. Also, according to that show, Hax teleported to the interior of Coil's base, despite never having been there before."

Realising what he had just said, he froze. I just called the ABB weak. If he chooses to take it the wrong way, I am so dead.

Lung's jaw went rigid and his eyes flared. The heat coming off of him redoubled. Jin thought that he could smell Lung's clothes beginning to scorch. But, ever so slowly, Lung nodded. "We do not want to give them the slightest advantage," he conceded. "When we strike, it will be swift and sudden and unexpected. Merciless."

Relief poured through Jin, but he didn't allow it to affect his tone or expression in the slightest. "Yes, sir. I was thinking that exact same thing myself. Like it or not, with Hax in the group, these people are actually good at what they do. We don't want to give them any chances at all."

"True." Lung grimaced. "And the men who ran?"

"They both left town. Boston. I think. I have men looking for them there …?" He made the statement into a question. Do I continue with that, or leave it alone?

"Put more men on it," Lung ordered. "I want those two back. And let me know the moment that you find out where those people have their base. We will capture them alive, with their equipment intact. And then we shall use it to show their adoring public the consequences of their actions." His fingers curled, mimicking the talons that would decorate them once his transformation began. "Very, very slowly."

"I'll do that, sir," Jin promised.

"Good," grunted Lung. "Go."

Jin escaped, thankful that he could blame the sweat that sheened his brow on the excess heat being generated by Lung. Now I've just got to locate Tae and Pran before they drop out of sight altogether. And wait for Pwnage to poke their heads up again.

They've been very quiet since Hax fought Lung.

Where are they?

<><>​

"Ah crap, what now?"

At Über's exasperated tone, I looked up from where I had been working on my armour in the back of the van. Pushing my goggles up on to my forehead, I peered out through the windshield. We appeared to be travelling along a nondescript country road. I had some idea that we were travelling west, and that the Adirondacks were to the north of us; the rolling, occasionally forested hills seemed to bear out that impression. But where we actually were, I had no idea.

A moment later, I realised what Über's complaint had been about; when I looked through the rear windows of the van, I could see flashing red and blue lights.

"Dude, you musta been speeding." L33t, in the front seat, punched him lightly in the arm. "Way to keep a low profile."

"I was not speeding." Über clicked on the indicator and pulled the van over to the side of the road. "Local cop probably wants to harass the out-of-staters."

"Told you we should've gotten New York plates."

"Which is illegal."

"Hello?" L33t's voice was almost mocking. "Supervillains, here."

"But we're not here to commit crimes." Über's voice was the model of strained patience.

I tuned out the bickering and turned back to my armour. The gyro-stabilised workbench had allowed me to work on it while we were driving, but if the police officer wanted to look into the back of the van, he would see far more than I was happy for him to see.

The van jolted as the tyres crunched on to the gravel at the side of the road. I swivelled my seat to the side and pressed the button that lowered the bench to floor level. It seemed to take all too long to do so, and the whine of the servos was way too loud in my ears. But at least the armour was below window level now; unless the officer decided to take some excuse to search the van, he wouldn't see it. We were, for all intents and purposes, a group of three people on an innocuous drive through the backwoods of New York State.

Through the back window, I watched the cop get out of the car and adjust his belt before starting the walk forward. He was in his forties or fifties, clean-shaven, but more than a little overweight. As it was a cloudy day, the angle of the light was wrong to see what his partner was doing in the passenger seat, or even if he had a partner at all. If he doesn't have one, he'll be more cautious, less likely to push forward on a suspicion. He'll also be easier to disable if he sees something odd and makes trouble. I hoped that he wouldn't see anything out of the ordinary. Hurting cops who were just trying to do their jobs was not something I wanted to do.

"Taylor!" hissed L33t. "Goggles!"

With a start, I realised that I was still wearing my multi-mode goggles; this would definitely look unusual. Snatching them off, I dropped them on my lap just as the cop appeared at Über's window. Putting my glasses on in their stead, I pretended to text on my phone. It was what normal teenage girls did at a time like this, I figured. Not that I'd fitted the definition of 'normal' for quite some time, but at least I could play the part.

"Good morning, officer," Über said smoothly. "Is there a problem?"

I had my light-spot on Über; as he spoke, I concentrated on the skill of deciphering body language. From what I could see of the officer's posture, this was no random traffic stop; he had an agenda in mind. Unseen by the cop, I let my right hand drop off my lap down to where my wireless taser hung next to the seat in a makeshift holster.

"Depends," the cop replied in one of those I've-got-all-day drawls. "Whereabouts you folks headin' to?"

The tone of his voice gave me more clues. The traffic stop was deliberate, yes, but I couldn't pick out any hints of hostility. Whatever purpose he had pulled us over for, it was not to harm us. Slowly, my hand relaxed its grip on the butt of the taser.

Über must have come to the same conclusion. "We're just taking in the sights at the moment," he said genially, "but we were thinking of stopping in Gloversville for a bite to eat and maybe a look around."

The twitch wasn't much, but it was there. He knows who's in Gloversville. "That's fair," he replied, and for a moment I expected a 'be out of town by sunset' style comment. In that, I was being unkind to him. "You headin' in to see the Toybox folk?"

A chill shot down my spine; despite his continued lack of hostility, my hand closed around the butt of the wireless taser again. I didn't think he'd just come out and ask us about it.

"Supposing we were," Über replied cautiously. "Would there be a problem?"

"No, sir." The officer's voice continued to be impersonally polite. "Them folks in at Toybox have been good neighbours, done a lot for Gloversville. We'd like to keep it that way. You're here to do business, go right ahead. Here to cause trouble, best if you turned around and headed away. Just sayin'."

"Thanks for the heads-up," Über said. "Not saying we are, of course, but … if we were going to see Toybox, what gave us away?"

A small smile quirked the corner of the police officer's mouth. "Been a lot more out-of-state plates comin' into Gloversville over the last few weeks. Kind of a giveaway."

"Could be just tourists," L33t put in.

"Could be," agreed the cop readily enough. "But you ain't. Anyway, said my piece. You have a nice day now." He tipped his hat and headed back to his car.

Über put the van into gear and started back on to the road. I peered out through the back window at the police car; as I watched, the flashing lights turned themselves off, and the officer pulled a U-turn to head back down the road. "He's going the other way," I reported.

"Good," grunted Über, then concentrated on getting the van up to speed.

L33t shook his head. "Anyone else think that was creepy as hell?"

"What I want to know," Über said, "was how he knew we were going to see Toybox."

"Well, it could have been a really good guess, like he kind of implied," I ventured, though I didn't believe it myself.

Über and L33t both snorted at the same time; they knew me well enough by now that they could guess what I was thinking. L33t scratched his chin. "I'm thinking Tinkertech."

"What do you mean?" asked Über.

"Yeah," I agreed. "Suppose they gave him some sort of detector that just picks up on the presence of other Tinkertech. Like my armour." And, I didn't need to mention, the other bits and pieces of gear that L33t and I had stashed through the van.

"Huh." Über nodded slowly. "That kind of makes sense. And what's the bet his partner was back in the car with something that's not standard police issue, just in case we caused problems?"

I didn't take the bet. Nor did L33t; instead, he changed the subject. "Talking about your armour, Hax, you've been doing a lot of fiddling with it. Everything all right? It took a real hammering during the fight with Lung."

"It's working just fine," I replied shortly. "In some ways, it's working better than ever."

"But …?" he prompted.

I sighed. "But, like you said, it took a real hammering. It used Lung's power to fix itself."

Über shook his head. "I still say that Manton field generator's total bullshit."

"Says the guy who likes to pose with He-Man's sword," I retorted, eliciting a snigger from L33t. "No, the problem is that it didn't put itself back together exactly the same way. It's more organic and efficient now; there's a slight but measurable improvement in performance."

L33t, his face turned back toward me, frowned. "You're saying there's a problem. I'm not hearing one."

"Well, like I said, it's not built the way I put it together it any more," I explained. "Components aren't where they're supposed to be. Some of them do more than one thing now. Some of them I have to really study before I can figure out exactly what they do. It's going to be harder to maintain because of that. Not to mention that half the access panels have vanished, and the spare space I was leaving in for room to grow has been taken up as well."

"Well, crap," muttered Über. "That mean you can't use it any more?"

"It's not that bad yet," I assured him. "But unless I rebuild it to account for extra height, I figure I'll outgrow it in a few months. Less, if I have a growth spurt."

"What, you're gonna get taller?" L33t eyed me askance. "You're already as tall as me."

I grinned at him. "You've never met my Dad."

L33t shook his head. "Christ, he must be a beanpole."

"Hey, watch it," I chided him. "This is my Dad we're talking about here." But behind the mock anger was relief at the tangent which the conversation had taken. The fight with Lung had had other side-effects, ones which frightened me considerably when I realised the implications.

Reflexively, I rubbed my wrist, then stopped when I realised what I was doing. I wasn't even sure why I hadn't shared this particular development with my partners, save that they probably couldn't do anything about it – well, maybe Über could, if I asked him – and right now, I didn't need them feeling any kind of doubt about my capabilities. I can handle it.

"Sorry, sorry," L33t replied, but his return grin assured me that he knew I was joking. "If he's any where near as badass as you, I wouldn't want to mess with him anyway."

"No," I agreed. "You wouldn't."

<><>​

The next few miles passed without much in the way of incident. Über and L33t chatted idly back and forth; I threw in the odd comment, while digging deeper into the inner workings of my power armour. Nothing was showing signs of failure – one upside of the involuntary rebuilding was that all the components were in as-new condition – but I needed to know where everything was.

One thing I did learn was where the teleport disk had gotten to. Previously attached to the back of the armour, it had not been in evidence after the fight, despite the fact that I had teleported back to the van. At some point during the battle, probably while the armour was growing wings – which still amazed me – its component parts had been reapportioned to locations within the suit, all still connected, but no longer as vulnerable as it had been. However, they were also no longer as accessible.

The 'organic' rebuilding effort had affected these components as well, to the point that I didn't feel confident in pulling them out without hampering the smooth functioning of the suit. And if the teleporter stops working, it might just screw up the suit as a whole. Joy. The main reason that I was pulling down the suit was to see what else had been moved around.

<><>​

I was maybe three-quarters of the way through this task when the van stopped. "We're here," announced Über. I looked up, but once more there was only the view through the windshield or the rear windows to go by. From what little I could see, it looked like any small town in America.

Dropping the goggles in my bag and pulling a cover sheet over the armour, I put my glasses on and opened the side door of the van. The cool afternoon air nipped at my lungs as I climbed out on to the pavement. Stretching to get the kinks out of my back, I looked around.

It still looked like typical small-town America to me. There weren't even any mountains towering over the town to the north, once I figured out which way north actually was. For such a well-known mountain range, the Adirondacks were remarkably unassuming.

L33t was also looking around; from the expression on his face, he was just as underwhelmed as I was. Über joined us as I was sliding the side door shut again. I turned to him. "Sure we're in the right place?"

He rolled his eyes. "Sure I'm sure. They're in the convention centre, just down this way." He hefted the heavy duffel bag and set off down the street, striding confidently.

"This place has a convention centre?" muttered L33t. "There's nobody here to attend any conventions." But he followed along anyway, as did I.

L33t had a point; Gloversville had the air of being not quite a ghost town. For all its size, there were all too few people on the street. Brockton Bay, even in the Docks area, had more life than this. While the street was well-maintained and the signage was freshly painted, more than a few of the storefronts were boarded up; some of them, apparently, had been that way for years.

"Fifteen thousand people," Über announced, though neither L33t nor I had asked the question. "Eighty years ago, it was nearly double that. Ever since the glove trade started going downhill in the fifties, so did the city."

"Wait, gloves?" L33t sounded faintly incredulous. "So the place was actually named after gloves? Not, you know, someone called Glover?"

"That's what my research says," Über replied. He stopped and spread his hands. "What? I looked the place up. You could've done it too."

I avoided his eyes. "I was making sure Alibi could handle being on her own for a day or more. I can't guarantee the control unit being in contact all the time."

"So what happens if you lose contact?" asked L33t. "Does she collapse or go catatonic?"

"She shouldn't," I told him. "I've got her programmed to go monosyllabic and avoid extended contact with anyone who's not Dad. Anything she can't make a judgement on, she'll record and shoot to me at her earliest opportunity."

"What about you?" Über challenged L33t. "You could've done the research."

"I was working on the security system for the van, duh." L33t pointed at our transport. "Anyone who touches it once the system's on forgets what they were trying to do."

"So does it work?" I asked.

He grinned. "You tell me. I asked you both to test it."

I looked at Über. "I don't remember that. Do you?"

He blinked. "Not in the slightest." A frown crossed his face. "That was damned irresponsible. What if we'd lost more memory?"

"Well, I tested it on myself first, duh," L33t assured him. "But first I put up a sign in my workroom to remind myself of what I was doing. Which was a good thing. Otherwise I never would've remembered to install it in the van."

"Is it just me, or is more of your stuff working better than normal?" asked Über. "Or is it just the stuff that Taylor's pulling to pieces for you?"

"No, it's everything," L33t said. "I'm having less stuff malfunction, and I haven't lost my eyebrows since you joined the team, Taylor."

"Huh, so that's why you keep me around," I mused. "I'm your good luck charm. Now it all makes perfect sense."

"If by 'good luck charm' you mean 'valued team member', sure," Über agreed. "We've definitely never had it better." He started off again. "And my belly thanks you, too."

L33t and I followed. "Mind you, we're kind of not used to taking on people like Lung," L33t noted. "But I suppose joining the big leagues means dealing with big league threats."

"We haven't lost to anyone or been arrested since Taylor joined us, either," mused Über. "I wonder if that's kind of a record?"

I was pretty sure that it was, but I didn't say anything, not wanting to hurt their feelings. "Well, you do know that I picked you guys for a reason," I assured them.

They both turned to look at me. "I've wondered about that, but I've never quite been sure how to ask the question," L33t said. "I mean, with your power? You could go anywhere. Write your own ticket." He looked a little sheepish. "I didn't want to question it in case you changed your mind."

"To be fair, you haven't volunteered much about it yourself," Über added. "I basically figured that it was your business. Especially after we started doing so well."

"Um." I was kind of caught short, not quite sure what to say next. "Well, the Wards were out. Personal reasons."

"Anything to do with why Shadow Stalker's retired and the PRT's tiptoeing around us?" asked L33t.

I gave him a look of respect. People liked to make fun of him – popular opinion had portrayed him as the loser of the pair before I joined – but he actually had a working brain. "Quite a lot," I admitted. "If they'd maybe done that when I first … well, never mind. Water under the bridge. Anyway. I talked to New Wave but they just weren't for me. That didn't give me very many choices. I'm not Asian, I'm not racist and I don't do drugs. You had an internet presence, and I figured I could maybe make myself useful with your powers."

They didn't quite burst out laughing on the spot, but Über turned right red with the effort of holding it in, while L33t suffered a spontaneous coughing fit. I patted him helpfully on the back; he leaned against a boarded-up shopfront until he was able to talk again.

"Holy shit," he wheezed. "Make yourself useful?" He shook his head. "Talk about your understatements."

"So why not the Undersiders?" asked Über practically. He was still somewhat red in the face, but he was managing to hold himself in control fairly well. "They've got a good spread of powers and you get along with them pretty well."

I tilted my head. "If I'd heard about them, I might just have auditioned for a place on their team. Mind you, I didn't know about Coil then. Or how much of a dick Regent can be. Then again, I might have joined up with Faultline's Crew."

"You're not about to ditch us now, are you?" L33t asked. He didn't sound as though he thought it might happen, but there was still an edge of apprehension there. "I mean, your reputation's up there with the best, after Lung. You could go anywhere. The Wards, whatever. They'd lay out the red carpet."

I shook my head, grinning broadly. "Not a chance. You're stuck with me."

L33t rolled his eyes. "Well, if you're gonna put it that way." He looked over at Über. "Think we can afford to keep her on?"

Über frowned, appearing to think deeply. "Well, I dunno. She's bossy -"

"And pushy," added L33t.

"And she makes us clean," Über went on.

"And eat her cooking," L33t pretended to complain. I looked from one to the other, a grin growing on my face.

"And she picks fights with honest to goodness horrifyingly scary villains."

L33t nodded, then his grin matched mine. "And the way she uses her powers is totally bullshit hax."

"Not to mention the tech she dreams up." Über sighed. "It's a tough job, but someone needs to keep an eye on her. For the safety of the city, if nothing else."

"And it might as well be us." L33t shrugged and turned to me. "Okay, fine. It's settled. You're stuck with us, too."

I could have hugged them both. "Wow, gee, guys," I replied instead, in much the same tone of voice. "Reluctant much?"

Über ruffled my hair; I grinned again and ducked. "Come on," he said. "Let's go see what Toybox has to offer."

<><>​

Jin stepped in through the door to what Lung called his office. "You called for me, sir?"

"I did." Lung tapped the folder on his desk. "Why didn't you tell me about this?"

"About what, sir?" Jin tried not to swallow nervously. What did I miss?

"The interview with the Hebert girl. There's a distinct suggestion that she knows where that group has their base. She may even know details about Hax and her cohorts." He bared his teeth. "I need to know those details."

Jin took a deep breath. "So you want to … acquire Taylor Hebert, and question her for what she knows." It wasn't quite a question.

"That is precisely what I want."

"And if Hax decides to interfere?"

Lung stood; the heat waves began to shimmer off of his skin once more. "Let her. We will be ready."

Personally, Jin had his doubts. To air them, however, would be to court a horrible death. "Yes, sir. I'll get it set up."

On Lung's desk, the folder curled up a little and began to smoulder. "Good."

<><>​

"Okay, at the lower end of the scale, we've got what I call the 'storage chest'." Dodge held up a remote and clicked a button. The paperback-sized device on the table hummed slightly; LEDs on its surface flickered in an arcane pattern. An opaque shimmering square faded into being in the air over the table, roughly two feet across. He reached into it, his hand and then half his arm disappearing into thin air, before he pulled out a battered-looking stuffed rabbit. "It can hold up to eight cubic feet of material. So long as the projector's got power running through it, it will keep your valuables utterly safe. Without the remote or an idea of where the entry point is, no thief in the world can get into it." Tossing the rabbit back into the shimmering space, he pressed another button. The portal vanished, as if it had never been. "Questions?"

"You said 'lower end'," a man in a three-piece suit said. "How big can your pocket dimensions get?" Behind him, an absurdly muscled man in a cheaper – but much more generously cut – suit scowled as he eyed me and the boys. I hadn't needed to put my light-spot on to him to pick him out as a parahuman, one with a serious Brute rating, but I did anyway. He also had a Striker ability, not Manton limited; if he was touching something – or someone – he could weaken its structural integrity. I didn't leave the spot on him for long; just standing there, I could feel my biceps enlarging.

"The upper limit isn't so much how big I can make it, but how much power the projector is able to draw on to maintain the storage space, as well as the extra power to open a portal into it," Dodge replied. He was younger than me by maybe three or four years, but talking about his work, he was all business. "Also, if you want access to electricity inside the storage space, there's an induction device that you have to purchase separately. This also draws power from the projector."

Another business-suited man, not aligned with the first one if I was any judge, frowned. "What kind of energy draw are we talking about?" His parahuman bodyguard – this one had Blaster powers, along with a short-range teleport – traded glares with the Brute. I figured that the Brute could probably take him, if he could close and get in a solid hit fast enough, but I hoped that neither one would decide to try conclusions, at least while we were there.

"It all depends on the optional extras you decide on," Dodge replied. "But a good rule of thumb would be the power budget for an equivalent-sized building. Lighting and air conditioning and such. The cost for opening a portal would depend on the relative size of the portal to the storage space. As for storage space sizes, I could literally make them any size, but for the sake of convenience, I build my projectors to scale them up by factors of ten. Eight cubic feet, eighty, eight hundred, and so on."

I tuned out the sales pitch as I looked around. The more I observed the way Toybox had set itself up in the convention centre, the more it looked like a particularly bizarre trade show. The floor was divided into areas, in each of which a different Tinker demonstrated his – or her – devices for prospective customers. And such fascinating devices they were, too.

I had no doubt that we were not the only criminals attending. Fortunately, it would be hard to turn most of these devices to harmful use. The obvious exceptions – Pyrotechnical's work, for instance – were specifically designed as weapons, but even then they were mostly designed to be non-lethal. Toybox, I was sure, would not last long if people went on killing sprees with their work.

I was equally sure that everyone here was disguised in some way or another. Über and L33t had domino masks on, while I wore my multi-mode goggles. I would much rather have been wearing the power armour, but just as nobody here was admitting their real identity, any parahuman criminals were out of costume for the moment. Officially, Pwnage wasn't here; nor was anyone else.

We had circulated through the centre before stopping at Dodge's table; Über and L33t had window-shopped the Tinkertech on show, while I window-shopped the powers of their creators. It was a fascinating experience; each time I tapped the powers of a different Tinker, the world unfolded to me in a different way. With Glace, I could see all the possibilities inherent in ice and cold; whereas to Bauble, everything revolved around the beauty of glasswork.

L33t stepped forward. "What happens to the stuff inside if the projector loses power?"

Dodge paused and looked at him directly. "It's gone."

"What do you mean, 'gone'?" asked the first man.

"I mean, 'gone'," Dodge repeated patiently. "Crushed into a one-dimensional point, maybe. But nothing I've ever left in a storage space has still been there if I turned off the power and then turned it back on. However, for extra cost, it comes with a backup power source. You're welcome to take whatever precautions yourself as well, of course."

The people around me shuddered, although I had my doubts about being 'crushed into a one-dimensional point'. With my computer experience, I knew that 'erasing' information from a hard drive didn't actually erase it; it just deleted the information needed to locate the data on the drive. If he opens up a new pocket dimension each time he turns it on, the old one is still possibly floating around in limbo somewhere.

With the light-spot on him, my understanding of the physics involved didn't seem to refute my hypothesis. In fact … I wonder how much work it would be to retune any one remote to access someone else's so-called secure space? Not much at all, his powers informed me; it would be a hit and miss affair until I perfected the pocket dimension detector, which was already starting to assemble itself in my head. Wow, so many options. I wonder how many of them he's explored?

"So what happens if you have to relocate your base of operations?" asked the second guy. "Your portal is stuck back at the old place."

Dodge smiled slightly. "Not so much. These aren't alternate universes like Earth Aleph, that are location-locked to our world. These are totally separate. The portal's only fixed at the storage space end." He paused. "Cheaper options do make for a single fixed portal on this end. Pay more for it and I can set it up for an adjustable external portal location. Top dollar gets you a remote that lets you adjust the external portal location on the fly, from within the storage space."

I had already picked up on this capability, so I wasn't overly surprised. "Wait, hold on a second," Über objected. "So you can use this thing to step from, say, New York to Miami to LA, even if the projector's in Chicago?"

Dodge nodded. "That's correct." Around me, people started paying more attention as this idea sank in. A totally secure storage space, albeit one that would disappear all your belongings if it lost power, was one thing but the idea of using it for instantaneous transport across the country was quite another. "Of course," he continued, "as I said, this option costs top dollar. And you have to calculate the exact position for the other end of the portal yourself; there's no guarantee that the location is safe to exit from."

Which made a certain amount of sense. Even with modern GPS, it was still not uncommon to have an error of dozens, even hundreds, of feet. Opening a portal underground or fifty feet in the air could also be problematic. Worse, if it was placed under water, the problems would get very real, very fast.

Of course, given that I always knew exactly where Alibi was, and I could see through her eyes when I felt like it, this was less of a problem for me, if I wanted to go to where she was.

I paused, thinking about that. Except that once I'm in a pocket dimension, I'm pretty sure that her signal to me would be cut. So there's no way to calculate the outgoing portal location. Unless I do it before I go into the storage space.

Of course, I reminded myself, it's not really going to be an issue.

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"She is on the bus?"

Jin nodded. "We have people on there with her. They've verified it."

"Good. Go."

As the vehicle jolted into motion, Jin felt that he should make one more attempt. "May I ask a question, respectfully?"

Lung glanced at him. "You may."

Jin took a deep breath. "I am not saying that this will not work or that it is unwise, but … might there not be ways of doing this that will achieve the goal more efficiently? The authorities will look very sternly on us for endangering so many children." If this goes wrong in any way at all, we are so screwed. But if I defy him, I am very definitely dead. There is no way out.

To his surprise, Lung answered his question. "If we did it in the school, she has places to hide, even to escape. The students know the school; even with all of our people searching, she might have gotten away."

"Very wise," Jin agreed. "But then … what about her home?"

Lung shook his head. "To follow the bus all the way to her home would alert the driver. Once she gets off the bus, she is on foot, in familiar territory. I will not risk losing her. No, the bus is the best option."

There was logic there, but Jin only knew one inescapable fact. No matter what I do, I am screwed.

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Alibi sat on the bus, reading a book. The puppet body wasn't getting the best signal from the controller, so she was falling back on behaviour intended to ensure that nobody attempted to interact with her. It was working; around her, other students engaged in social interaction, but nobody spoke to her.

As the bus slowed for a red light, four-wheel drive vehicles pulled up on either side of it. The bus stopped, as did the four-wheel drives. In the next moment, shots sounded; the bus lurched as the tyres were shredded by gunfire. Another burst came from behind the bus; the engine died.

This was unusual enough for Alibi to look up from her book. Pretending to cower away from the windows along with everyone else, she recorded every detail of the scene. Her onboard processor decided that this was an emergency situation; it boosted the power of the return link with the controller, sending a signal that all was not right.

My full awareness flooded into Alibi; she played me back the last few seconds of action. My eyes opened wide, as did Alibi's. Oh, shit. What's going on?

A tall man in a familiar metal mask, with equally familiar tattoos adorning his body, rapped on the folding door. The bus driver gulped, looked at the men with guns, and pulled the lever. He shrank back in his seat as the tattooed man mounted the steps and looked down the length of the bus.

"Children!" boomed the intruder in a strong accent. "I am Lung! I will not harm you! Give me Taylor Hebert and I will leave!"

Oh, crap. Not again.


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Part Twenty-Six
 
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Part Twenty-Six: Return of the Dragon
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Part Twenty-Six: Return of the Dragon


Taylor

Behind my goggles, my eyes opened wide. "Oh, crap," I muttered. "Not again."

L33t didn't seem to notice, being taken up with an examination of Pyrotechnical's wares, but Über looked around at me. "Something the matter?"

"Yeah," I said. At that one word, I saw his expression go from curious to worried. "It's Alibi."

"Fuck," he said softly. "What's happened now?"

I grimaced. "Lung. He just stopped a bus full of kids. He wants me. Do I run or go with him?"

By now, L33t had apparently realised that something was up. He backtracked, his expression already changing to match Über's. "What's up?"

Pulling the two of them away from the main group, I lowered my voice. "Lung's about to kidnap Alibi. I guess Coil's little stunt got out, and Lung's decided that I know who Hax is."

"Fuck." L33t gritted his teeth. "What are we gonna do?"

Über looked over at where Dodge was still exhibiting his tech, then met my eyes. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Yeah." I nodded toward the young Tinker, wishing that I had more time to figure out new applications for his power. "Get the one with the most bells and whistles. We're gonna need to bring the van. Come on, L33t."

L33t wasn't quite up to speed yet. "Where are we going?"

"To the van." I was already moving toward the doors. "I'm gonna need to get my armour back together, and two Tinkers are better than one."

"Uh, I guess?" L33t hurried to catch up with me. "But what's the plan?"

"Alibi's gonna stall 'em, and then I'm gonna jump in and kick another nine shades of shit out of Lung," I said grimly.

"Wait." He stopped.

I took another few steps along the pavement, then looked around impatiently. "What? We're burning seconds here. Seriously."

"Sending you in isn't the best idea."

It took me a couple of seconds to register what he was saying. "What the hell do you mean? Alibi needs rescuing! If we don't get back there as fast as possible, she's -"

"Hold up." He patted the air in a settle-down motion. "I'm as worried about her as you are, but think about this for a second."

I pointed at the van. "Can you tell me while we run? My armour still needs a little work."

"Sure." He caught up with me. "You're starting to think like a hammer."

Without stopping, I stared at him. "Is this a Tinker thing?"

"No." His expression was as serious as I had ever seen him. "Well, yes but no. Have you ever heard the saying, 'to a hammer, every problem looks like a nail'?"

I shook my head and refocused on the van. "Yeah, I've heard it. So what?"

"So, if you keep jumping in and saving the day, you'll make it clear to anyone who's paying attention that she's important to you." His voice trailed behind me as he tried and failed to keep up with my flat sprint. "And by proxy, your dad. You want to paint a bullseye on his back, too?"

I stopped dead and turned to wait for him, frustration welling up inside me. "Okay, fine, what the fuck do I do then?" I asked, restraining myself from shouting by only the barest of margins. "You're talking like you've got all the answers. How do I save her without saving her?"

So he told me.

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Lung

"Where is Taylor Hebert?" asked Lung again, scanning the faces that he could see. "Bring her to me, now. You know who I am. You do not want to make me angry." He made sure to enunciate the English words correctly, so that there would be no misunderstandings.

Almost as if his words were the catalyst for action, there was a scuffle toward the back of the bus. Lung moved forward, advancing down the aisle. A tall gangly girl was fighting her way out of a window seat, pulling away from the half-hearted grasp of the boy who was sitting on the aisle.

She gained her freedom and stood between the seats, panting heavily, her drab clothing dishevelled. Lung expected a token show of defiance before she gave herself up, or perhaps she would surrender immediately for fear of his anger. But instead, on seeing his advance, she gave a squeak of terror and bolted toward the back of the bus.

"There is no place to run to, girl." He continued his measured stride in pursuit. After all, she was trapped in the bus with him; there would be no last-minute escape. Even if she somehow slipped past him, his men were right outside the bus doors.

For a moment, he considered telling her that he only wanted to ask her some questions about Hax of Pwnage – not that he would ever utter that name out loud – but he decided not to. For one thing, Lung never explained himself. He gave orders, and others followed them. That was the natural way of things. For another, the girl was at least peripherally associated with the cape who had so thoroughly earned his mortal enmity, and may well refuse to answer his questions without sufficient inducements. And of course there was the fact that any mention of Hax's name would almost certainly get back to the cape in question and put her on guard, whereas this way she would have no idea that Lung was looking for her.

The Hebert girl reached the back of the bus, but didn't stop. Those seated in the last row dived to either side as she seized the emergency-exit handles and heaved. Exhibiting a level of panicked strength that Lung would not have credited her with, she popped the rear window open.

As it clattered to the asphalt outside, he lunged forward, trying to get hold of her. You're not getting away that easily. Glancing over her shoulder, she screamed and launched herself through the now-open window. His reaching hand missed the heel of her shoe by mere inches; she dropped to the street outside, rolled awkwardly, scrambled to her feet, and bolted. The whole time, she didn't stop screaming except to draw breath.

This was becoming more and more irritating by the second. Scrambling out through the rear window – he was somewhat taller and bulkier than the girl, so it wasn't as easy for him – he dropped to the ground and gave chase. Around the bus, his men were reacting; some were turning the vehicles around while others joined in the chase.

As he closed in on his prey – she was fleeing like a frightened rabbit, but her incessant shrieking had to be using up precious oxygen – he briefly considered the potential backlash that such a public abduction was going to have on the ABB, and on him personally. Nobody could prove that this was about Hax; for all anyone knew, the Hebert girl was a cape in her own right, and this was a 'recruitment' mission. It had happened before, and it would happen again.

In any case, it was too late to abort the mission. Not only was the Hebert girl alerted to his interest in her now, but to do so would be to show himself as weak and indecisive. Besides, he had put too much effort into getting his hands on her to give up now. No matter what, he had to follow through; otherwise, it would be all for nothing. He had to learn what she knew. Hax had to die. His pride demanded it.

Not only was he a big man, but his power ensured that he never got tired. Despite her best efforts, his longer legs ate up the distance between them. The girl glanced over her shoulder, screamed yet again, and tried to dodge between two parked cars. She stumbled, then fell headlong. He caught up as she tried desperately to scramble under one of the cars.

Bending down, he took hold of her ankle and began to drag her out from under the car. She writhed and kicked and screamed in what sounded like unbridled panic, striving ineffectually to free herself from his grasp. Behind his mask, his lips skinned back from his teeth; her terror was almost palpable. Jaku niku kyō shoku. Whatever else she was, she certainly was incapable of standing up to him.

"Be quiet!" he shouted at her, but she continued to struggle and scream. "Shut up!" If anything, she writhed even more desperately in his grip. Drawing back his arm, he slapped her across the face; not as hard as he might have done, but definitely hard enough to get her attention.

It didn't work; by now, she seemed to be gripped by a hysterical panic. He couldn't take his attention off her for a moment; twice, she almost managed to wriggle free from his grip. How can I explain that I'm not going to hurt her in a way that she'll believe and that won't make me look weak?

In the end, it wasn't going to matter. He would get the information he needed, one way or another. If the little bitch didn't want to give it up voluntarily, he would take it from her. Hax was going to die at his hand. That part was never in doubt.

Making sure to pin her arms to her sides, he tucked her under his own arm like a sack of flour and started back toward the bus. She never stopped screaming and struggling the whole way. By the time he was about halfway there, her voice had hit a particularly high note that went through his skull like a bandsaw. He gritted his teeth and clamped his hand over her mouth, ignoring her attempts to bite his fingers, and kept walking.

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Velocity

"Cooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-"

With a sigh, Robin slowed down until his personal time rate was somewhere close to that of the rest of the world. He'd spoken to Armsmaster about this problem. The Tinker had assured him that it wasn't a problem with the helmet radio receiver, but more to do with the speaker. He was working on a solution, but until he figured it out, Robin would be stuck with a long, low mooing sound every time someone wanted to get into contact.

"-rol to Velocity. Urgent. Come in, Velocity."

"Velocity here," he replied, stopping on a street corner and reflexively looking around. "What's the problem, over?"

"We have a report that Lung has held up a school bus and is taking prisoners. Armsmaster is five minutes out. Where are you?"

A cold chill shot down his spine. Schoolchildren. Christ. "West and Ward. Where's the bus?"

"It's on the corner of Kilmer and O'Donnell. That's -"

"I know where it is. ETA thirty seconds. Velocity, out."

Contrary to popular belief, the city didn't go by in the blink of an eye when he pushed himself to his top speed. Instead, it slowed down to a crawl. To everyone else, he raced past in a barely seen blur; from his point of view, he jogged casually along with everything around him moving at a fraction of its normal speed.

The worst part about it was the boredom. To run from one end of the city to the other took time. Even if his body only required food and sleep to the schedule of the real world, it still took him forever and a day to get anywhere.

It took him about forty-five minutes to get to where the action was going down. Slowing to a gentle stroll, he let himself cool down while he looked around.

School bus, check. Bullet-holes in tyres and mud-guards, check. ABB assholes in cars, check. And … there's Lung himself. Kidnapping a schoolgirl, no less. Or if he wasn't, Robin couldn't think of another reason for having the girl slung under his arm. With the way she seemed to be kicking and screaming – as best as Robin could tell from the near-frozen tableau – she definitely wasn't going willingly.

Taking his camera out, he walked around the leader of the ABB, taking photos from different angles. He made sure to capture what he could see of the girl's expression around Lung's massive hand, as well as her wildly flailing legs. Fight that one in court.

Taking a deep breath, he slowed himself back down to Lung's timeframe, standing directly between the ABB leader and the vehicle he'd been headed for. With his thumb, he pressed the button to send away the photos to the PRT servers, then slid the camera back into its pouch. "Gonna have to ask you to put the girl down and surrender, Lung," he said bluntly. "I've got reinforcements on the way, and you can't fight all of us."

"No." Lung's English wasn't the best, but even he could make himself understood with a single word. "Step out of the way or get hurt."

Robin glanced around to make sure that nobody was about to shoot him in the back. "You can't even begin to touch me," he assured Lung. "But seriously, kidnapping kids off the bus in broad daylight? That'll get you the Birdcage or a kill order. You know that."

Lung chuckled deeply. "You're assuming that I don't already know."

"Know what?" Robin wasn't sure where he was going with this.

"I have enough strikes that if I am captured, I already go to the Birdcage." Lung's voice held a perverse pride. "You cannot threaten me with that."

"Kill orders are also a thing." Robin knew that it probably wouldn't work, but he had to try.

Lung shook his head. "Kill orders are for the Endbringers and the Nine. Not for me. Now, stand out of the way."

Stubbornly, Robin stood his ground. "No. I'm not letting you take her."

The tattooed man's sigh was more of a growl. "She will be released unharmed, once I get what I want."

Robin felt a sharp twist in his guts as he looked at Lung and then the girl. "She's only a kid, for God's sake."

It took Lung a few seconds to get his meaning, then he shook his head. "That's not what I need her for. Now, step out of the way."

Another glance around let Robin know that guns were starting to angle in his direction, but he stood fast anyway. "No. I don't know what you want her for, but I'm not letting you take her."

"Step out of the way, or I will order my men to shoot into the bus." Lung's tone was implacable. "You know I will."

Robin gritted his teeth. "Why is she so important to you?"

"She can tell you when she has been released. I will not tell you to step aside again." Lung raised his voice. "Aim at the bus!"

Every ABB man that Robin could see raised his weapon. Aiming at him would be pointless, if he could see them. But there would be no way he could protect the kids in that bus.

He said she won't be harmed. Anguish twisted inside him. It felt as though he was abandoning the girl, even as he tried to convince himself that he wasn't. He wouldn't bother saying something like that if he wasn't going to follow through.

From what he could see, he had no choice. Pushing into his Breaker state, he watched the world slow down around him. He didn't know what Lung wanted the girl for, and it haunted him.

Moving away from the leader of the ABB, he entered the bus, navigating the aisle with the ease of long experience. Nobody seemed to be injured. There were no pools of blood, nobody apparently asleep or dead. I can't save everyone. If they open fire, this'll be a charnel house.

It was then, as he started to leave the bus, that his radio crackled to life. "Hax calling Velocity. How's things?"

He froze. The voice had come in at normal speed, with none of the long, low mooing that he associated with radio calls when he was in his accelerated time state. It was a female voice, teenage and confident, and oddly familiar. However, while he'd watched the latest Pwnage clips – the one with the dragon fighting Lung was amazing – he still couldn't be certain that this was indeed Hax.

"Who's talking, and how are you doing this?" he snapped.

There was no immediate answer, which ticked off several possibilities for him. Whoever this is, they're not running at my time rate. But they've got a frequency adjuster that allows them to speed their speech up to my level. How they knew the ratio to tune it to wasn't hard to figure out; his upper limit of speed had been common knowledge for a few years. What was more concerning was the fact that they'd tuned into his comms frequency and broken the encryption. That's a Tinker, right there. Which is making it look even more like it's Hax. So what does she want?

He left the bus once more, and was halfway over to Lung when his radio finally responded. "This is Hax, like I said. I've got a tracer on Miss Hebert. Let 'em go. They can't get away."

If her previous statement had caused him to freeze, this put a splash of ice water directly down his back. How the hell did they know about this? Then the name registered on him, and he moved closer to Lung's captive. The big man's hand covered most of her face, but the hair was familiar, as was the lankiness of her body. That's Taylor Hebert, all right. But she is Hax. I've seen her do her trick. How the hell can that be Taylor Hebert when Hax is talking to me over the damn radio?

Nonetheless, Hax's true identity was one of the more closely-held secrets in the PRT ENE; only those capes who had directly encountered her powers were in on it. Although Director Piggot was determined to prove that she was Taylor Hebert, the prohibition against revealing her identity was ironclad. Which made Robin all the more confused; unless the Hebert girl was playing some sort of weird double-bluff, Hax was somewhere else right now.

Whatever. This is way above my pay grade. Time to kick this upstairs.

Sometimes, when he turned his power off, it felt like he was allowing the rest of the world to speed up, not that he was slowing down again. This was his experience now; Lung began to move, more and more quickly, as he turned his head to follow Robin's movements.

"I'm stepping aside," the speedster told the ABB leader. "It's not like I can stop you, anyway. But I am going to report this in."

"Report what you will," Lung said. "But if you follow us, people are going to die." He took the final few steps toward the nearest vehicle and shoved his struggling burden toward the open door. "Take her. Tie her up." His hand came off of her mouth, and her high-pitched screams filled the air. "And fucking gag her before I kill her myself."

Robin's hands clenched hard enough to make his gloves creak; only his inside knowledge of Taylor Hebert's true nature let him keep control of his impulse to dash in. I really, really hope that Hax knows what she's doing.

Lung hadn't told him to not look at the cars, so he moved to try to get a view of the license plates. They were taped over; he was tempted to try to remove the tape, but being able to move at an effective speed of over five hundred miles an hour was not the same as being invisible. While he'd probably – make that 'definitely' – succeed before any of them reacted, this would probably cause them to react badly, and a bus full of kids was an extremely pressing argument against provoking them just yet.

Returning to normal speed, he stood near the bus, watching as the ABB goons climbed into the cars. They had tinted windows, he noted. Once they left his sight for any time at all, he would no longer be certain which vehicle held the teenage girl.

Not that he intended to totally abandon her to whatever fate Lung had planned for her. It was heartening that Hax seemed to be on the case, and had a tracker on the girl. Neither was he going to leave it all to Hax; he himself was backed up by the awesome power of the PRT and the Protectorate … which reminded him. He had yet to check in.

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Director Piggot

Emily Piggot's desk phone rang. She punched the answer button, leaving the handset on the cradle. "Piggot."

"Ma'am, this is Lieutenant Janssen in Control. I have Velocity on the line. You're going to want to hear this."

She didn't hesitate. "Put him through."

There was a moment of dead air as the handshake protocol went through, then she heard the faint background crackle of a radio. "Velocity here. Director Piggot, are you aware of the ABB attack on the school bus?"

"Only that it's happened. I got a heads-up thirty seconds ago." As she spoke, her mind flicked through the possibilities. He's not such a glory hound that he'd ask to be put through to me just to report a victory. Nor is he reporting a failure; I'd hear it in his voice. No, there's something else going on. Something odd or bizarre. "You've got something new to tell me."

"Yes, ma'am." Velocity's voice held respect. "Lung is on site. There is damage to the bus, but nobody has been hurt or killed. They've only grabbed one person. I've identified her as Taylor Hebert. They've stated that she will be released unharmed."

Emily blinked. "Please say again that name."

"I say again, the only person being abducted is Taylor Hebert."

"And you're positive about this."

"I got a good look at her." And when Velocity got a 'good look' at someone, it generally meant that he spent several subjective minutes staring at them. "It's her, all right."

"They said they'll be releasing her unharmed?"

"That's what Lung said."

"And you believe him?"

"I think so. But that's not the complication."

Now we get to it. "Keep talking."

"I received a radio call, while I was in high Breaker state, from a certain person who has a connection to this case. I am not at liberty to divulge the name over an unsecured link."

That didn't matter. Emily was well able to connect the dots. While Velocity was disconnected from the real world by a time ratio of a hundred or so to one, someone had contacted him by radio, and apparently been able to communicate meaningfully with him. Given his careful wording, it seemed certain that this person had been … Hax?

Emily Piggot had been present on the last occasion when Hax had shown the ability to be in two places at once. She knew that Hax was Taylor Hebert; the trouble lay in proving it, especially when the girl pulled off a stunt like this. Twice.

Also, it means that Hax has penetrated our radio encryption. Fucking Tinkers. How did she even do something like that?

Irritably, she shelved the question for later. "Understood. Was the person asking for help?"

"No. The impression I got was of someone in charge of the situation."

Emily's eyes closed, and she thumped her head gently against the back-rest of her chair. Of course it was. If I don't get an ulcer out of this, I will be mildly surprised. How did Hax find out in the first place? She's allied with Über and L33t, and while Über's a Thinker, he's not that kind of Thinker.

"Thank you, Velocity. What's the current status of the ABB?"

"Just leaving now, ma'am."

"Can you slow them down?"

"I've been informed that if I interfere, they will fire into the bus."

Emily grimaced. She hated hostage situations. "Understood. Use your best judgement. Piggot, out."

"Roger that, ma'am." The call cut out.

Piggot spoke sharply. "Control."

"Yes, ma'am?"

"Who's closest to Velocity?"

"Armsmaster is about three minutes away. Assault and Battery aren't far behind him."

"Good. Once Velocity is clear to leave that site, have him report here at once. I want to hear what he knows, in person." I want to know what Hax said to him.

"Yes, ma'am."

She hit the button on the phone and leaned back in her chair, venting a gusty sigh. Lung just kidnapped Hax. He can't know that it's her, or he would've killed her on the spot. Of that she had zero doubt. But why would he kidnap Taylor Hebert? For her connection to Hax? Is he setting a trap for her?

"No," she said out loud to the empty office. "That's not his style."

Spinning her chair around, she stared out through the Tinkertech glass at the sprawl of Brockton Bay. It didn't take her long to arrive at her answer. "Information. That's what he's after. Information about Hax. Where she's based from. So he can pin her down and kill her."

Slowly, a grin spread across her face. It wasn't a pleasant grin. I don't much like Hax, but I like Lung even less. And she's got a plan.

This should be good.

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Taylor

As we neared the van, L33t pulled out the key fob and bip-bipped the vehicle open. I was careful not to touch it before the lights flashed, mindful of the anti-theft device that L33t had in place. However, the sliding door opened without any problems, and I climbed in.

"How can I help?" asked L33t as he got into the van as well and closed the door.

She/I struggled in Lung's grip. A red blur announced the arrival of Velocity on the scene.

"I'm going to need a vocal frequency stepper unit that I can use while I'm in my armour," I told him. "Recording, speeding things up or slowing them down by a factor of a hundred. Ever made anything like that before?"

It was a valid question; with any other Tinker, I'd be asking it to make sure that he'd done something like that. With L33t, I wanted to make sure that he hadn't.

"Pretty sure I haven't," he assured me. "Give me about one minute."

I grinned; it was so damn good to have people at my back that I could absolutely depend on. Even if they were villains. Even if I had to become a villain to get that backup.

Grabbing my tools, I began to feverishly reassemble my armour. Beside me, L33t dug into the bins of parts – with effectively two Tinkers on board, of course we'd brought parts – and started to kit-bash together the device I'd requested. In the back of my mind, I followed the conversation between Lung and Velocity. My racing mind hit the next step in my plan, and I pulled my phone out of my pocket. Dropping it on to the worktable, I speed-dialled a number and put it on speaker.

By the time I got an answer, I was closing up my armour, and L33t was putting the finishing touches on his project as well.

"Hey, Hax." It was Tattletale's voice. "Enjoying your road trip?"

Without pausing in my work, I rolled my eyes and allowed myself a grin. She just has to do that. I'd been inside her head; I knew how she thought. "Yeah, but there's a complication. I'm gonna need the encryption key for the Protectorate field comms."

"Oh, I thought you wanted something difficult," she retorted teasingly. "Sending it through in a second."

A moment later, my phone chimed, announcing an incoming message. I ignored it while I attached the last section of armour plate. "L33t, how's it going?"

"And … we're … done." He gave me a brilliant grin of his own. "This work for you?" On the bench was something that looked half-finished. Or it would have if I didn't have my light-spot on him.

"Looks good," I assured him. "Tattletale, you still there?"

"Surely am. What's going down?"

"Gonna put Lung out of commission once and for all. Want in?"

She made a rude noise. "It's a Hax plan. Of course, I want in."

"Okay, I'm on the clock, but I'll fill you in later." I cut the call, then addressed L33t. "Okay, give me a hand with this."

Together, we wrestled the armour back on to its feet. It was cramped inside the van, but I was able to turn around and get in the right position. Taking a deep breath, I announced, "Armsmaster is a dick."

It seemed to me that my armour was responding faster than ever; no matter that there wasn't much room in the confines of the van, it wrapped around me with remarkable ease. I watched the HUD pop up in the goggles, running through a diagnostic, streams of green numerals stating that all was well.

She/I struggled against Lung's unbreakable grip. Lung was still talking to Velocity, but I figured that the face-off was coming to an end.

Picking up the phone, I called up the message that Tattletale had sent me. Using my HUD to image the data string, I entered it into the onboard computer memory. Then I opened the faceplate – an option I hadn't had before my fight with Lung – and put L33t's device over my mouth. "Hax calling Velocity," I said cheerfully. "How's things?" The touch of a button compressed it to a fraction-of-a-second zip-squeal.

Velocity blurred away, into the bus.

I pressed the button to send the message. Almost instantly, a zip-squeal came out of my radio, to be automatically translated by the L33t device. "Who's talking, and how are you doing this?"

Suppressing a sigh, I answered. "This is Hax, like I said. I've got a tracer on Miss Hebert. Let 'em go. They can't get away." He knows who I really am, but this should make him wonder. He didn't answer me, but I was pretty sure that he'd gotten the message.

Velocity blurred back into solidity and spoke to Lung. "It's not like I can stop you, anyway. But I am going to report this in."

That was all I needed to know. He was going to talk to the Director, which was exactly what I wanted him to do. Piggot had been on my case since day one, but she was also invested in my well-being, so I knew the PRT wasn't about to hang me out to dry. In the unlikely event that they tried, I had other options.

I didn't think I'd be needing the frequency-stepper, so I clipped it into a compartment at my waist. My face-plate slid back into place, letting me bring my speakers – and voice modulators – into play, should I need them. "Bring the van," I told L33t. "I'm going back to help Über with the pocket dimension generator."

"Gonna build one of those into your armour as well?" joked L33t as I opened the sliding door. There was a hip-holster, Robocop style, for the wireless taser; almost by reflex, I grabbed the weapon and slid it into place. I could've taken the stun rifle instead, but that would've been a little obvious … well, a little more obvious.

"Maybe," I answered half-jokingly. "Mind you, I am running out of places to put things." Perhaps I should find some way to spend time with Armsmaster. He's really good at miniaturising components.

Sliding the side door shut again, I slapped the side of the vehicle. Not waiting for L33t to get into the front seat, I started off back down the road again toward the convention centre. As I jogged along, I called up one of the less warlike appearances from my assortment of holocloak options. In moments, I had the outer appearance of a statuesque woman clad in urban camo. Her long red hair flowed in the breeze, and a matching red bandanna covered the lower half of her face. A pistol rode in a holster at her hip, directly over where I had the wireless taser. The nametag on the camo read HAX, of course.

Door security looked me over as I jogged up to the main entrance. Their weapons of choice had been designed by Glace and Pyrotechnical respectively, so aggressors had the option of being fried or frozen. Of course, the other Tinkertech gear they were carrying easily clued them in to the fact that I wasn't exactly as I appeared.

"Hold up a moment," the one on the left said. She rested the pyro-rifle on her hip and looked me over. "Hax. You've already been in?"

"Yeah," I agreed. "I'm with Über and L33t. Über's already inside, buying something. Can I go back in?"

"You're wearing powered armour," the other one said. Ostentatiously, he didn't quite point his freeze-gun at me. "There a reason for that?"

"It's got no built-in weaponry," I advised them. "But like I said, Über's buying stuff, and I suited up so I could help carry it." I leaned forward, trying to catch a glimpse of the Thinker. "Can I go in and see what's going on with him?"

"No aggression against the stall-holders," the woman with the Pyrotechnical weapon warned. "You do that, we're authorised to go S-class on your armoured butt."

"Roger that. I'm here to buy, not steal." I stepped forward; the guards moved out of the way.

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Über

"Fourteen twenty-five." Über restrained the urge to grit his teeth. He had already bid far too much on the pocket dimension generator.

"Fourteen fifty." Right on cue. That was the three-piece suit guy on the left. His bodyguard, the Brute, sneered at Über, then went back to scanning the crowd.

Über knew what was going on; he would have known it even if he wasn't so skilled at reading people. For some reason, the two suited guys had decided that they weren't letting him buy the generator from Dodge, so every time he offered a price, one of them topped it. It wasn't that they had come to any formal agreement, but apparently their mutual disdain for Pwnage had overcome their animosity toward one another.

While Über was all for people working together toward a common goal, he could think of far worthier times and places for this to take place. For example, any time and place other than here and now. Normally, he would have conceded defeat and walked away; however, they needed the generator to get back to Brockton Bay and save Alibi.

As far as he could tell, Dodge wasn't in on it. He would be the one to profit in the end, of course, unless the men decided to simply walk away after pushing Über out of the bidding. But for now, the boy was just watching as the bidding went to ludicrous heights over his device.

I have to keep trying. "Fourteen seventy-five."

There was a pause, and for just a moment, Über thought that they'd tired of their game. Then, just as Dodge was opening his mouth to say something, the other man chimed in. "One point five million."

Fuck. He opened his mouth to bid again. Pwnage had reserves that could cover that and a bit more, but they'd be resource poor for a while. Still, Hax is depending on me.

Just at that moment, Hax herself strolled into the convention centre. Über felt a flicker of hope; this time around, the teenage girl was clad in her armour, which was itself concealed behind a holocloak. Turning his attention back to Dodge, he raised his hand just as Dodge turned to the man who had just spoken. "Wait a minute. I haven't finished bidding."

"You may as well drop out," the suited man told him. "This is too rich for your blood."

"Fifteen twenty-five," Über replied doggedly.

"Oh, why don't you just fuck off," the other bidder told him irritably. "You're a fucking loser, and it's embarrassing to see someone like you at a place like this." He made a motion with his hand, and the Brute bodyguard stepped forward to wrap his oversized hand around Über's upper arm. "Escort him somewhere else, will you?"

"What the fuck?" blurted Über. "Let go of me, you asshole." He considered his chances against the man in hand to hand combat, and decided that they were somewhere between 'poor' and 'non-existent'. Being the ultimate martial artist wasn't much of a help when your opponent was immune to most of your attacks. "Hey! Security! Over here!"

"They're not here for you," the suited guy informed him smugly. "They're here to protect him." He hooked his thumb at Dodge.

"Works for me," said Hax, from just behind the Brute. An arm snaked around the big guy's neck and locked into place; at the same time, he heard the warble of the wireless taser. The other suited guy's bodyguard collapsed, his eyes rolling back up into his head.

In his struggles to get free, the Brute released Über's arm; Über turned to the Brute's boss. "Come here, fucker."

"S-stay away!" The man reached inside his jacket; Über closed the distance in two quick strides and slammed a fist into the man's solar plexus. He struck something hard and unyielding, so he followed up with a palm strike to the nose and a side-kick to the knee. Cartilage crackled and the man screamed; he crumpled to the floor with blood spurting from his shattered nose and his leg bending at quite the wrong angle. A small pistol fell from his hand and skidded across the floor.

The other man who had been bidding against Über looked at him, then at where Hax was just lowering the Brute to the floor. Über took a step toward him, and he fled.

"Okay, what's going on here? Dodge, are you all right?" Two security guards shouldered their way through the growing crowd, Tinkertech weapons at the ready.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Dodge pointed at the guy that Über had laid out. "He started it. Told that guy," indicating Über himself, "to go away and stop bidding, then he tried to make his goon force him to do it. Then the woman in the urban camo put the goon down."

"Gun there, by the way," Über pointed out helpfully. "That guy there pulled it before I put him down."

One security guard shook his head, while the other checked the men on the ground. "God dammit. There's always one or two." He leaned down and retrieved the pistol, then looked at the other bodyguard, who was just starting to recover. "What happened to him?"

"Wireless taser," Hax supplied. "I didn't want to have to be holding him off while I choked out this guy." She drew the weapon, the holocloak making it look as though she was pulling it from the holster, and showed it to the guard. "Non-lethal, low-powered."

"That's fine, put it away." The guard waved dismissively at the taser. "I'm more worried about the gun."

"What about when he told his guy to escort me away?" Über was, understandably, still a little pissed. "Isn't that kind of against the rules here?"

The guard shrugged. "We know what sort of person comes here. By definition, you're kind of supposed to be able to take care of yourselves. A few normals with Tinkertech rifles aren't going to make much of a difference. So we take care of the stall-holders, and let you guys police yourselves." He pointed at the unconscious Brute. "Like so."

"Okay, fine," Über said. "So, can we get back to the business of actually doing business?"

"Sure," the guard agreed. "Knock yourselves out."

"Great." Über turned to Dodge. "Now, before those assholes started bidding me up, I believe I offered a certain amount for your device. You were about to accept before we were interrupted. Is that price still on the table?"

"Um …" began Dodge.

Hax stepped up alongside Über. She didn't say anything, but she didn't have to. In the armour, with the holocloak on, she stood over six feet tall. He didn't know she was using his power to bump up her skill of silent intimidation, but she was certainly managing to loom ominously without moving a muscle.

Dodge evidently came to the conclusion that it wouldn't be wise to try to insist on the artificially inflated price. "Sure," he agreed. "Cash, card or wire transfer?"

Über grinned. The generator was theirs. Soon, they'd be on the way back to Brockton Bay.

It was time to take the dragon down, once and for all.


End of Part Twenty-Six

Part Twenty-Seven
 
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Part Twenty-Seven: Setting the Trap
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Part Twenty-Seven: Setting the Trap



[A/N: This chapter beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]



Lung deposited the teenage girl in the chair and held out his hand. "Knife."

Hurriedly, Jin pulled out his switchblade and placed it in his boss' palm. Lung snicked it open and sliced the bonds on her arms and legs. "Do not move, girl," he ordered. "You won't like it if you do." His massive hand on her shoulder provided a very solid reminder of the threat.

She turned her head as if listening, which was about all she could do; a thick cloth had been tied around her eyes, and another around her mouth. The screaming had stopped once she'd been in the car and away from the scene of the kidnap, for which Jin had been profoundly grateful.

Handing back the knife, Lung nodded toward the girl. "Tie her to the chair."

Jin blinked; the chair in question was massively solid, and firmly bolted to the floor. Taylor Hebert, on the other hand, was stick-thin, and would have trouble weighing ninety pounds wringing wet. He could not see any conceivable way that she could escape the room, much less the building, even if she wasn't fastened to the chair.

On the other hand, Lung was standing right there, and to question his orders was a very terminal career move. Especially since this girl was linked to Hax, and in turn to the team which nobody in the ABB dared mention the name of. People died if that happened.

"Yes, sir," he said, and began tying knots.

He had a lot of rope, and with Lung it was always better to go for overkill than understated subtlety. By the time he was finished, the only part of her that could move was her head. Her legs had even been tied to the chair legs, so that she wouldn't have been able to move the chair around, like people did in the movies. That is, if it hadn't been already bolted to the floor.

"Check the knots," Lung said. The big man had not stopped moving since the girl was placed in the chair, and seemed to be trying to see into every corner of the room at once.

Jin checked the knots. They were all secure. "Sir, may I respectfully ask a question?"

The metal mask inclined toward him. "You may."

"Why do we need to tie her so firmly? She is nothing. How can she possibly escape, with you in the room?"

Lung growled deep in his throat, but the flattery achieved its required result. "Hax is unpredictable and can teleport. I am ensuring that even if she appears in the midst of us, she will not be able to simply vanish again with the Hebert girl."

Unless she can simply teleport her away from within the ropes, Jin thought, but quelled the impulse to say it. He didn't want to know how Lung might face that challenge.

"Unless … she can simply teleport the girl away from within the ropes," mused Lung.

Craaaaaap. Jin fought the urge to facepalm. It seemed that he was going to find out anyway.

Lung turned toward Jin. "We have to guard against that as well," the tattooed man decided. "Do we have any Semtex left?"

Jin thought quickly. "From the bank job? Uh, yes. I think we have three blocks left." What does he want with that? But he could only think of one possible use.

"Good." Lung turned away, obviously done with the conversation.

"Uh," began Jin, not liking the way this was going. "What do you want me to …"

Lung turned back. "Get them, of course. Tape them to her. Set up the detonators with a pressure switch under her, so that if she's moved, they go off. Then tie her to the chair." He threw up his hands. "Do I have to think of everything around here?"

"It … it will be done." Jin turned to carry out the appointed task. He swallowed heavily. In his time in the ABB, he had done many bad things, but this was the first time that he'd been ordered to rig a teenage girl with high explosives.

If I refuse, he'll kill me and order someone else to do it. There was nothing to it. He went off in search of the Semtex.

Life, he decided, was sometimes little more than a series of bad decisions.

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Gloversville

Über stepped back from the open back door of the van, dusting his hands off. "Okay, see if it'll fit in there now."

Stepping up with the dimensional generator, I slid it into place. "Perfect."

"Good," said L33t. He waved an elaborate Tinkertech screwdriver. "Mind getting your metal-clad butt out of the way so I can fix that thing in place? Time's a-ticking, here." As I moved aside, he stepped in and held a bracket in place. The screwdriver dispensed a screw from its built-in magazine, then affixed it with a brief, deep whining noise.

"Hax." Über pulled me aside. "How's Alibi doing?" I could hear the concern in his voice.

Inside the armour, I bit my lip. "They've got her back at Lung's base. Currently, someone's wiring her up with plastic explosive. Obviously, they don't want me just teleporting in, grabbing her and 'porting away again." I hoped that the preparations I was working on would be good enough.

"Well, if I was them, I might object as well," he pointed out. "After all, it's the height of rudeness to set up an elaborate trap, just to have your victim bypass it altogether." We shared a moment of mutual amusement, then he started chuckling.

"What?" I asked, a grin tugging at the corner of my mouth.

He shook his head. "Lung is going to be so pissed at you." Turning, he went over to assist L33t with securing the generator, leaving me alone with my thoughts.

He was right, of course. I'd roughed out a plan for rescuing Alibi and defeating Lung, but it required several things to go just right. However, if it did go right, Alibi would be safe, and Lung would be behind bars. Along with the rest of the ABB.

And yes, Lung would be incredibly pissed.

Opening the side door of the van, I climbed in. L33t and I had decided how the generator was to be connected up to the van's thoroughly non-standard power supply. However, we had agreed that a capacitor was absolutely essential for our plan of action, and the only one of those we had right at the moment was contained within my armour. More to the point, since the battle with Lung, it had become entirely integrated with the armour, to the point that it couldn't be removed.

So, if the mountain won't come to Muhammad …

With a sigh, I sat down in the seat that we'd modified. Two power cords lay on the workbench beside me, one coming from the van and one going to the generator. I called up a particular menu in my HUD and selected a specific option. A panel slid aside on the torso of my armour, and I plugged the cords into the appropriate sockets.

This wasn't the most optimal course of action; however, I didn't see that we had a choice. While the van could handle the normal running of the generator, I knew from my foray into Dodge's capabilities that the startup would require a massive frontloading of power. If we tried to jury-rig the van to supply the burst, it could burn out the engine, and then there would be all that bother with hazmat suits and radioactive waste disposal. The suit could handle it, but it would leave the capacitor virtually depleted. I wouldn't be teleporting any time soon, at least until I could replenish my stored energy supplies.

If I had even a day, L33t and I could redesign the generator to not require the high-end startup power drain. But we don't have a day. We don't have an hour.

For the moment, I could let the van keep the suit topped up, but once we got going that would also be no longer an option. I went through power settings, ruthlessly pruning away anything that I thought I could spare, so that I could dedicate power to the essentials.

Holocloak: off.

Manton field generator: off.

Teleporter standby mode: off.

Lower limb power supply: off.

External speakers: off.

Uplink to stun rifle: off.

Life support: off.

As I selected the last one, the lower part of my faceplate slid open automatically, and I breathed in the faint smell of ozone that always seemed to permeate the van. I was as ready as I was going to be.

The rear door of the van closed, locking into place; a few moments later, L33t climbed into the passenger seat. "Ready to roll?" he asked.

"Just about," I said. I wasn't, not really. We were just about to trust our lives to someone else's Tinkertech. Tinkertech that I had not personally disassembled, checked over, and reassembled. Intellectually, I knew that Dodge did good work; he wouldn't have a place in Toybox if he didn't. But it still felt wrong just to leap blindly into the unknown without testing it a little at first.

Unfortunately, we didn't have the time to test it. "Just gotta make a call first, and then we can go."

The call would be to Lisa; I had already prepped Alibi with as much data as I could cram into her processors. She would be on her own until I re-established contact; I could only pray that nothing drastic happened to her in the meantime. I knew that she was 'only' a puppet running off cues from my own brain for the most part, but dammit, I was still attached to her. We all were.

I took a deep breath and made the call.

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Brockton Bay

Lisa plucked the phone from her belt just as it began to vibrate. "Tattletale here," she said cheerfully, as if she wasn't currently sitting astride a monster dog on a rooftop in the middle of ABB territory.

All that aside, it was a pleasant day. The sun was shining; if there had been any birds around, they would have been chirping. Nearby, Brian sat on Brutus, gradually leaking darkness; his posture hinted at absolute focus. Alec, sitting behind him, seemed a little sour for some reason. Irritated that we're associating with Hax, after she made him look like an idiot that one time.

Rachel, on the other hand, showed nothing but stolid acceptance as she sat astride Angelica. She knew what they were doing, and that they were being paid handsomely by Pwnage for doing it. Not that Lisa wouldn't have done this job for free – staying on the good side of someone like Hax was a good idea – but getting money never hurt, and Hax seemed willing to part with hard cash to get this done right. The intel's almost as good, and she's far better company than Coil. When Hax said 'no strings attached', she meant it. And I kind of like her as a friend. Even if she's an incurable smartass when she gets hold of my power.

"Hi," Taylor's voice was crisp and to the point. However, Lisa could read the underlying tension. While she couldn't be certain, Lisa was ninety percent sure that the 'Taylor' they were here to rescue was actually some sort of Tinkertech decoy, built using L33t's powers. And that the PRT still hadn't figured it out, which amused Lisa immensely. "They've almost got her tied up again. There's three blocks of Semtex taped to her stomach, a pressure switch under her ass, and there's also a remote detonator. I estimate that they'll be starting the interrogation in about two minutes. Plus or minus a minute or so."

It didn't take Lisa's power to determine that when Lung interrogated someone, terms like 'splatter radius' were appropriate to use. Taylor doesn't want that. I don't want that. She waved her hand at Rachel, then gestured forward. The stocky girl took the hint and started her dog moving; the other two followed close behind. "We're a couple of minutes out," Lisa said. "Can she stall them for a bit?"

Taylor's voice was still matter-of-fact, but the tension was ratcheting up with every word. "That'll be difficult. I'll be going totally dark about thirty seconds after we end this call. I won't be able to talk to you or give her any prompts. She's been prepped, a little, but I can't guarantee any results."

"Dark? How long for?" Under her, Judas gathered himself for a leap; Lisa hung on as the monstrous dog crossed the gap. The building they were holding 'Taylor' in was just up ahead, but there would be a few guards to take care of first. Having their mission control go dark at just the wrong time was amazingly inconvenient. She's not Coil, Lisa reminded herself. She actually wants this to succeed.

"Unknown. Maybe ten seconds. Maybe a minute. Maybe more." She didn't like it either, Lisa could tell. Whatever she was doing, it would put her out of touch with the ongoing situation, rendering her incapable of assisting, right when they might need it the most. It's essential to the ongoing plan, her power told her. If she gets this right, Lung goes away. Which was a good thing; the Undersiders had escaped his notice with the casino heist, but this would put them squarely in his crosshairs once and for all.

Well, if it can't be helped, it can't be helped. "Roger that. Catch you on the flip side."

"You too. And thanks." Taylor disconnected the call and Lisa shoved the phone back on her belt. She ran over the attack plan in her head, looking to her power to add any last details. None came to mind. Showtime.

"Guys!" she called. "We're going to have to go in hot. Lung's about to start the interrogation, and she's not going to have any answers." Brian's head came up at that; he'd figured out the implications almost immediately, and didn't like them. Alec also had it worked out, though he didn't care as much. Rachel wasn't worried either way; attack now or attack later, it was all the same to her.

Alec shrugged. "So she can stall for a bit. No big." His lack of urgency showed in his voice.

"No. She can't. Take it from me." Lisa pointed ahead at the target building. "Third floor, other side of the building. We won't have time to circle around. We bust straight through." The original plan had been a lot more circumspect. This one was going to have to be brutal and loud to make up for it.

"Why can't the bad guys hold their interrogations in spacious warehouses with convenient skylights, like in every movie known to mankind?" groused Alec, but he loosened the sceptre in its loop at his belt anyway.

The dogs leaped over another gap, their pounding paws now gouging chunks out of the rooftops as they went. "Because convenient skylights are too damn convenient for capes to bust in through," Brian called back to him, nudging Brutus to greater speed. Blackness was pouring off of him, leaving a midnight-black comet trail. He pulled ahead of the pack; Lisa and Rachel fell in behind. The ABB base was directly ahead.

The dogs leaped across the last gap.

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Lung's Base

Jin tested the last knot; it held firm. "Sir, she's ready." He looked down at the gangly girl with something almost like sympathy in his heart. Whatever connection she had with Hax, it would be far better for her to tell Lung immediately. The gang boss had said she would be released unharmed once she talked, but when it came to Lung, 'unharmed' was relative. The longer she made him wait for the answers, the harder it would be on her. Worse, the angrier Lung got, the more likely he was to take it out on everyone around him. Leaning down, he said quietly, "Girl, your only chance is to tell him everything, fast. Do you understand?"

Lung had been pacing back and forth in the room, his gaze flicking from side to side, as if he expected Hax to appear out of thin air at any moment. For all that Jin knew, he did. He turned toward where Taylor Hebert was tied firmly to the chair, plastic explosive taped to her body. Before the girl could give a sign to show she had heard him, Jin felt Lung's large hand wrap around his throat. Within the tattooed man's body, Jin fancied that he could feel the furnace heat seeking to escape.

"What did you say to her just now?" asked Lung, his voice menacingly quiet. "Are you in league with her?" Through the eyeholes of the metal dragon mask, Jin saw Lung's eyes narrow, flames already dancing deep within them.

"N-no," Jin managed to choke out. "I told her to answer your questions quickly. I-I meant no disrespect." Although he was fighting for breath, he willed his hands to stay at his sides. If he so much as reached for Lung's hand, he knew he would die. If he was lucky, it would be fast.

Lung stared back at him; Jin imagined that he was deciding in his own mind whether it would be more convenient to kill Jin now or forgive him the imagined trespass. After an eternity of waiting, during which time Jin began to seriously fight for breath, Lung tossed him almost casually aside, where he landed heavily on his ribs. "Next time, speak to me first," grunted Lung, turning back to the girl.

Struggling to his knees, Jin sucked cool life-giving oxygen deep into his lungs. His throat felt bruised, and would undoubtedly show the markings of Lung's hand the next morning, but he was alive. There were quite a few he had known who were not so lucky, casualties of Lung's temper following the fight with the other dragon.

Plucking the blindfold and the gag from the girl's face, Lung leaned down so that his metal mask was mere inches from her nose. "Do you know who I am, girl?" he asked harshly.

She stared back at him, eyes wide. Jin heard a distinct whimper escape her lips.

Lung leaned closer. "Answer me!" he shouted. "Do you know who I am?"

If anything, her eyes went even wider. She leaned back as far as she could to get away from him, which wasn't very far. "Lung?" she whispered.

"Yes." His voice was full of satisfaction. "I am Lung. I have questions about Hax and … the team she runs with. You have been in their base. You will tell me how to find it. Now." He loomed over her, powerful and dangerous and angry.

She whimpered again. Sweat was running down her face and tears gathering in her eyes. She was so obviously terrified that Jin was almost cringing himself in sympathetic response. He might be too good at scaring her. She's too frightened to think. Of course, if I say anything, I will probably die.

"If you don't stop crying like a frightened child," Lung shouted, "I will give you a reason to cry!" His large hand folded over her shoulder, the thumb pressing on her collarbone. In a person of her size and weight, it would be as slender and delicate as a twig. Jin knew that Lung was easily capable of casually snapping it, both physically and morally. "Now tell me what I want to know!"

Jin was no stranger to death; he had killed Merchant trash and Empire skinheads, and never suffered a qualm. While he'd threatened mugging victims, and sometimes hurt them, he'd never killed anyone in the process (that he knew about). But he knew, here and now, that if Lung didn't get answers from the Hebert girl, he would start breaking bones. As fragile as she was, it would not take all that much effort for Lung to accidentally kill her. And if that happens, he may well blame us. Blame me.

"Respectfully, sir, may I speak with you?" Jin made his tone as deferential as he could. Please don't kill me … please don't kill me … please don't kill me …

Lung swung toward him; Jin smelt the smoke before he saw it, drifting up from behind the dragon mask. "What?"

I have to word this just right. "Sir, you're terrifying to someone like her. She's never seen anyone like you before. Her fear is so great that she can't speak." He had to hope that the flattery would help calm Lung down before the man decided to kill someone. Probably her, and then me.

The sound that emanated from behind Lung's mask was not particularly human; if he was pressed, Jin would have likened it to an animalistic growl. "She'll talk. They all talk."

"Yes, sir, of course sir." With his heart in his mouth, Jin stepped forward. "I merely wished to point out that I am not nearly so imposing and terrifying as you are. She will not be so scared of me, and she may answer my questions without crying so much."

"Hm." Lung sounded a little less angry, even as he preened very slightly. "Speak to her, then. I will listen, and tell you what to say." He stepped away from the chair to which Taylor Hebert was bound. Now that he was not staring fixedly at her, his eyes began to dart to every corner of the room once more.

Jin abruptly became aware of just how deeply he had dug himself into a hole. If she doesn't answer, then I'm screwed. He'll still kill her and then me. Why do I talk myself into corners like this? He stepped up to the chair and looked down at the girl. Her frightened eyes stared back at him, so wide that white was showing all the way around the iris. Carefully, he tried to moderate his tone to be less frightening. Although to be less frightening than Lung is no trouble at all. "Girl. Are you listening to me?"

Eyes still wide, she nodded hesitantly. Her glasses had been knocked askew by the blindfold; Jin reached forward to straighten them. She recoiled as far as she was able, then relaxed fractionally when he took his hands away again. Small kindnesses to captives will sometimes work wonders.

"What's your name, girl?" He knew it, of course. But he also knew that asking questions to which the answer was readily available made later questions harder to resist.

"T-Taylor Hebert." She was still breathing fast, but his relatively gentle tone made for a potent difference from Lung. The 'good cop bad cop' trope was certainly as old as the concept of policing, and possibly older than that, but there was a reason for this. It worked.

"Hello, Taylor. My name's Jin." There was a minimal risk in giving his name to her. It wasn't as if she would learn if it was his first or last name. Even if they did identify him, he was already a wanted criminal, and it wouldn't significantly change matters.

She seemed to be calming down a little, although her gaze kept flicking to Lung as he stood there with arms folded, looking like a particularly vengeful deity. "Uh … hello?" Her voice was still hesitant, but she wasn't crying any more.

"Get on with it." Lung's voice was heavy with menace; the Hebert girl cringed back, and Jin had to exert all his willpower to not curse Lung, even inside his own mind. Some fearful corner of him was sure that the leader of the ABB could smell out such treason, spoken or otherwise, and he wasn't taking any chances. He is a dragon, after all.

"Taylor, Lung would like to know anything you can tell me about Hax's base," he said, trying to make his voice as soothing as possible. It wasn't easy; he hadn't attempted anything like this for years, not since he'd been a negotiator for the gangs on the Boston waterfront. As a mid to high level enforcer in the ABB, threats came more easily to him than honeyed words, but those same skills told him that threats would do little to loosen her tongue.

The girl opened her mouth. "Hax -" she began. However, a loud crash, several rooms away, interrupted her. Two more thunderous noises sounded, one after the other, followed by sounds of more complicated destruction.

Almost in the same instant as the second and third crashes, Lung spun around and gestured to the guards posted at the windows and doors. "Go!" he shouted. "Go and find the intruders! Kill them, whoever they are!" Hefting their weapons – mainly pistols, but with a few submachine guns – they hurried from the room.

"What is that?" shouted Jin as shots were fired and men screamed. "Who's attacking us?" He could hear some sort of deep rumbling or roaring, which he couldn't identify. All he could really tell was that the crashing sounds were getting closer.

"I don't know." Lung's voice was getting deeper, as his body began to expand. He moved toward the doorway. "But whoever they are, they're dea-"

Before he could finish the word, the wall burst inward, spraying Jin with shattered plaster and pieces of studding. Two great monsters, each an unholy cross between a lizard, a rhinoceros and a dinosaur, thundered into the room. Jin heard a sharp whistle, and the creatures changed course. One of them leaped at Lung, apparently wishing to sink its great shark-like teeth into him. He jumped out of the way, only to land in the path of the other bizarre monster, which slammed its enormous head into his body. Together, all three crossed the room in just a heartbeat, striking the outer wall with a tremendous impact. It gave way, tumbling them all out of the room and into the sunlight beyond.

A slim figure with curly dark hair and a white full-face mask appeared from the clouds of dust and strode fearlessly toward him. Jin raised his gun – he wasn't even sure how it had found its way into his hand – but his fingers spasmed and he dropped it. Cape. Regent. Monsters. These are the Undersiders.

Regent, as befitted his name, was carrying an elaborate sceptre of some sort. However, instead of swinging it at Jin, he poked the end at him instead. Jin went to brush it aside, but the prongs found his arm, as he … Prongs …

He realised the danger too late, as the shock knocked him sideways. Barely conscious, he heard the boy call out, "Found her!"

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Gloversville

Über climbed into the driver's seat and started the van. "Next stop, Brockton Bay," he declared in his ringing tones. Putting the vehicle into gear, he pulled away from the parking spot and began to drive away from the convention centre.

"Where are you going?" asked L33t as he tapped away at the complicated-looking device that went along with the generator. "I'm finding it hard enough to put the right settings in if we aren't moving."

"We just pissed off two guys connected enough to rate parahuman bodyguards," Über told him as he swung around a corner. "I'd rather not deal with them if I don't have to." He had a good point; while I'd put the the bodyguards down pretty effectively, I hadn't done anything they couldn't recover from reasonably quickly. And unfortunately, people like the guys who'd been outbidding Über were likely to be the types to hold a grudge or two.

"Yeah, yeah, stop whining," L33t bitched as he tapped keys. "Okay, I think I got it. Hold on to your brain cells!" His finger stabbed a button on the control device, causing several things to happen. First, the van's engine stuttered, then recovered. Second, the capacitor in my suit underwent a massive drain; I watched the readout go from a solid one hundred percent down to less than five percent in under a second. Third, an opaque grey shimmering rectangle appeared in the street ahead of us.

Über began to slow down as we approached the portal. "It's a bit small," he said doubtfully. "And I'm not sure if it'll be high enough …" Leaning forward, I peered through the windshield. I couldn't be certain, but I got the impression that he was indeed correct.

Then I heard something that grabbed my attention; specifically, the sound of squealing tyres from behind us. I turned to look, and my heart sank; it was an expensive-looking car, and the way it was gaining on us, the driver wasn't just interested in passing the time of day. "Guys, we gotta go!" I shouted.

"Floor it!" yelled L33t at almost the same time. I grabbed for a handhold as Über floored it; the van might have looked old and decrepit, but a Tinkertech cold-fusion power plant will afford a startling amount of acceleration.

"Get ready to close it!" snapped Über; he hung on to the wheel, aiming carefully at the centre of the portal. "Oh, shiiit, it's not high enough …" I glanced back over my shoulder again; the car was a lot closer and still coming up fast.

Just before we hit the hole, I braced myself. But to my surprise, there wasn't even a jerk as the edge of the hole in spacetime impacted the front of the roof of the vehicle. As it was, the entire roof was sliced off of the van; as far as I could tell, the edge of the portal was cutting it like a monomolecular blade. I wondered if Dodge had any idea of this application of his portals.

I heard a distant clang, which must have come from the roof falling to the road after being cut free of the van. The sound was cut off sharply as L33t hit the button to close the hole behind us.

Über braked sharply to a halt; the van ended up almost in the exact centre of the space in which we had found ourselves. I looked out the window; a shimmering grey floor met a shimmering grey wall, which in turn became a shimmering grey ceiling. Looking up, I saw more of the ceiling through the space where the roof used to be.

"Dude." Über pointed upward. "You're paying for that." His voice was oddly flat, lacking much of its resonant tones. I wondered if the shimmering grey surface was anechoic, whether it absorbed sound or simply refused to reflect it.

"Hey, not my fault!" L33t's voice was likewise almost swallowed by the silence that infected this place. "Wow, shit, my voice sounds weird. So does yours." He worked his jaw, as if he was trying to pop his eardrums.

"I don't think this place reflects sound," I suggested, raising my voice slightly to make myself better heard. It was going to take some getting used to.

"First thing we do, we put in proper walls and floor and ceiling," Über decided. "Anyway, we've got a rescue mission to complete. Think you can get us back to Brockton Bay without cutting the van in half or landing us in the Boat Graveyard?" His tone as he addressed L33t was only mildly censorious; I would have been astonished if that was the worst mishap that the boys had encountered in the old days. For my part, I could not help feeling anxiety, not only over Alibi, but also the Undersiders; they were the ones going into harm's way to rescue her, after all.

"All right then," L33t decided after some more work on the control device. "We're going to need an exit point. Hard numbers. Hax, you were getting those, right?" That was my cue to call up the HUD on my goggles, and access the positional data that I had stored in the armour's memory banks.

"Yeah, I was," I said. "You've got the numbers for the exit point we just used, right?" I couldn't just tell him my numbers; it was almost certain that Dodge's devices used a different format for positional data than I had set up for the armour.

"Sure," he agreed, and read out the figures. I repeated them back to him, and he corrected one of the digits. After fixing the error, I double-checked with him. This time, he agreed with me.

Then I put up my figures for location versus his figures for location. As I had expected, they were utterly unlike each other. I had latitude, longitude and elevation in feet from sea level; Dodge's positional data involved some weird three-dimensional transforming formula. Mentally cracking my knuckles, I put the light-spot on to Über and concentrated on understanding Dodge's math. Thirty seconds later, I had it figured out.

Applying that information to the other figures took only a little longer; within a couple of minutes, I was able to read back to L33t the formula he was supposed to plug into the remote. Über put the van into gear and drove over to a spot on the wall that L33t indicated, and stopped once more.

"Where are we going to come out?" he asked. I could understand the trepidation; a transposed digit or two could see us ending up underground or a thousand feet in the air. If we even appeared on the right continent.

Or the right world, for that matter. It was a sobering thought.

"If my calculations are correct, it should be where we teleported to after leaving Coil's base," I said. "We haven't put anything new in that spot, have we?" I was pretty sure that we hadn't; since I had joined the team, the boys had actually acquired a grudging pride in their newly-found cleanliness and neatness.

Über looked at L33t, who shrugged. Then he turned to me. "If you haven't put anything there, it's clear. But how are we going to get the van through to the garage? There's too much stuff in the way." I could see where he was going with this, but I could also see where he was making the mistake.

"Dude. We don't need the van. We leave it in here." L33t gestured at the four walls that now surrounded us. "Don't you get it? This is our new base."

The armour was no longer needed to provide the kickstart for the generator, so I unplugged that, as well as the feed from the van. It was only a trickle, given that most of the excess from the van's power plant was going toward the dimensional generator. I had six percent power; enough to walk around with and do minor tasks, but not enough for any sort of brawl.

Lower limb power supply: on.

Pulling back the side door, I climbed out of the van. The shimmering grey surface felt smooth under my feet, though there was ample traction. Seeking to test my theory from earlier, I stomped hard on it. My foot stopped, but there was no sound. It was weird.

"Okay, then." L33t climbed out of the van and pointed at the nearest section of wall. "If I've got this right, the portal will form there and lead straight back to our base." He held up the remote and hit the button … and the portal formed, right where he'd said it would. Still a shimmering opaque grey, it was somehow a different shimmering opaque grey from the rest of the pocket dimension.

Stepping forward, I stuck my head through. Information flooded across my HUD as my armour reconnected to the outside world. Better yet, L33t had hit the mark dead on. We were indeed inside the base. I passed all the way through, looking around, thinking about the next step in the plan.

With a rush, the connection with Alibi re-established itself. I could hear through her ears, see through her eyes. She was healthy and whole. And, it seemed, riding on a giant dog in front of Lisa.

"Hi," I said to Lisa through the link with Alibi. "How's things?" As I did so, Über and L33t exited the portal behind me. I turned to them. "Guys, the plan's on track, but we've gotta move fast to be ready for the endgame."

"Pretty good, you?" Lisa didn't seem the slightest bit surprised that the previously uncommunicative Alibi had suddenly started talking. I pinged Alibi's location beacon and got a rough cut on their speed. Then I had Alibi turn her head to look back past Lisa; not far behind, following relentlessly, was a metallic-scaled and very pissed off Lung.

"What do we have to do?" asked L33t. No hesitation, no whining about how I was ordering him around. We were a team, and it showed.

"Back in Brockton Bay," she/I told Lisa. "And just in time, it seems. Gonna need about ten minutes to get some stuff done, then you can come on in. Think you can hold out that long?" To be honest, I was being a little conservative with the ten-minute estimate, but I would rather have too much time than too little.

At a fast walk, I led the way toward my workshop. Without pausing, I tore down the warning poster on the door, crumpling it up as I went. No sense in tipping him off.

"We'll just have to do our best," she said. "Make sure you don't go too much over, all right?" I couldn't contact her powers via Alibi – how useful would that be? - but Über's power had given me some pretty effective cold-reading skills, and I knew that she was shading the truth a little. The dogs, were having to push to keep ahead of Lung; the bigger and nastier he got, the harder it would become. They've already been in a fight with him. A second one might not go as well. In addition, I couldn't be certain, but there seemed to be something wrong with Grue's right arm.

Entering the workshop, I pointed at the elaborate Tinkertech pillars decorating each corner of the room. "We've got to disconnect these and set them up at the corners of the base itself. And we've got ten minutes to do it in." I was going to try to do it in five; the more spare time up our sleeves, the merrier. And I did not want the Undersiders getting hurt on my account. Or more hurt, if I was right about Grue.

Über frowned. "I've been meaning to ask. L33t can't make more than one of anything. Nor can you. Or has that changed?" His point was valid; externally, the pillars looked almost identical. The truth, of course, was a little more complicated than that.

"They're not all the same," I explained. "There are two activating pillars and two reflecting pillars. I made one of each, and I supplied the plans for L33t to make the other two." To be honest, at the time I hadn't been certain that little loophole would actually work, but it had come through in spades.

"Given all the stuff you've helped me rebuild, you're totally welcome," L33t pointed out. Pulling the Tinkertech screwdriver from his belt, he headed purposefully for the pillar in the far corner. "Come on, dude. Give me a hand here. These things are way heavier than they should be."

I moved toward another pillar, taking a screwdriver of my own from the work bench. I just hope we can get set up in time. Despite the urgency of the situation, I had to stifle a grin at the pun.



End of Part Twenty-Seven

Part Twenty-Eight
 
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Part Twenty-Eight: Dragonfall
Part Twenty-Eight

Part Twenty-Eight: Dragonfall



[A/N: This chapter beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]



Lung's Base

After the death of Oni Lee, Lung had tightened down on his leadership of the ABB. Lisa could appreciate how he needed to make sure that nobody doubted his power, or his ability to lead. This was a valid concern; Hax had humiliated him personally, and Pwnage had robbed him of three-quarters of a million dollars. Lung had dedicated time and effort to ensure that nobody questioned his orders.

This had its downsides, however. When the three massive dogs had burst in through the wall of the building, resistance had been sporadic. There was no concerted rush from other parts of the building; it was almost as if they were waiting on orders to move. Lisa suspected that Lung's attempt at proving his strength in a leader had inadvertently removed those with enough initiative to react quickly in such an unexpected turn of events. He ordered them to watch for a teleporter, she judged. Instead, they got us.

This area of the third floor was relatively clear, both of enemy combatants and Grue's darkness. It didn't mean that there was none of either, but Lisa was able to avoid both with relative ease. Angelica was still rampaging elsewhere on the third floor, with Rachel giving orders and Brian supplying cover; Lisa could hear the occasional shattering crash as the immense beast decided that a wall was in the way. She followed the path of destruction that Brutus and Judas had followed to get to Lung, picking her way through the rubble toward where Regent had called out. A door creaked as she passed it; straight-arming her pistol in that direction, she fired a shot, angling downward. There was a strangled scream, a thud, and some thrashing. Left kneecap. He'll live.

When she got to the appropriate room, Alec was leaning out through the hole in the wall, looking down at the ongoing fight. Lisa had a good idea of how it would go; early on, Brutus and Judas would dominate over Lung. However, as the ABB cape ramped himself up, he would first match and then overwhelm them.

"Stop sightseeing and watch my back," she told Regent, then pulled out the wire-cutters that Taylor had told her to pack. She knew that her teammate was giving her the finger where he thought she couldn't see, but she didn't care. He would be paying attention.

"Hey, there," she said to the girl in the chair. It was truly amazing; looking at physical appearance only, this girl was a perfect match with Taylor. Only a certain lack of life in her eyes gave her away, and that was something that Lisa had to watch carefully for. Full AI or semi-autonomous puppet? Puppet, she decided.

"Hello, Lisa," the girl said, surprising the absolute crap out of her. "Lung is here." 'Taylor' didn't say any more than that, but it was still creepy as hell. Whoa. More autonomous than I thought. Worse, she was showing all the signs of human responsiveness; eyes flicking from point to point, skin twitches and even micro-expressions. Is Taylor back in control? No; she's running on automatic. Lots of pre-programmed responses. Responding to my presence.

"Yeah, I know." Lisa knelt next to the chair; the girl turned her head to watch. Did I say creepy as hell? I meant creepy as fuck. If this is what she's like when nobody's home, there's no way that even I could tell when Taylor's actually running her.

Taking a deep breath, she forced her mind back into the game. Plastic explosive … there. Taped on to her body. Detonators … wires … pressure switch. Lung, you're an asshole. Sky is blue, water is wet, news at eleven.

Separating out one wire, she clipped it, then bent both ends back away from each other so that they couldn't accidentally brush together. Then she started cutting the ropes. She knew how they'd been tied, of course, and how to untie them as quickly as possible. It was just that whoever had tied them was a lot stronger than she was – that guy over there, on the ground – and it was quicker to cut them than to try to undo all the knots he'd put in. He worked on the waterfront. Why am I not surprised?

Once 'Taylor' was free, Lisa surveyed the plastic explosive, then looked around. "Alec. Get me a shirt." She turned back to 'Taylor' and began cutting the girl's shirt up the sides. Tape had been wrapped around her, binding the blocks of Semtex to her shirt; it would be literally easier to cut the shirt off than to separate one from the other.

"What am I, your personal tailor?" snarked Regent. "No, wait. That's her." But he went over to the guy on the ground, who was starting to come around. There was a snap of electrical discharge as he shocked the guy again, then started dragging his jacket off of him.

By the time he was finished, Lisa had the T-shirt cut up the sides and under the sleeves, the faux Taylor obediently raising her arms to let her finish the job. She held out her hand without looking. "Gimme. And turn your back."

"Yeah, yeah. International sisterhood of women and all that crap." But she felt the jacket being shoved into her hand. Footsteps indicated Regent moving away, probably to check on the fight down below. Lisa could already tell how it was going; Lung didn't have the upper hand quite yet, but he was getting there. Gonna have to hurry this up.

After one last check to make sure that there wasn't some sort of failsafe that she'd missed, Lisa cut through the last section of the shirt. Standing up and guiding 'Taylor' to her feet, she pulled the shirt away from the girl's body. Bundling it up, she put it down on the floor, nudging it under the chair with her foot to get it out of the way. Oh, good. She's wearing a bra. Her power told her that yes, the animatronic puppet before her was indeed anatomically correct, but she really didn't need to see that. Holding up the jacket, she guided the girl's arms through the sleeves. Without prompting, 'Taylor' began doing the jacket up, impressing Lisa yet again. Lots of preprogrammed actions.

"Okay, guys!" she yelled. "Time to go!" And just about time, too, she decided. Lung's getting too powerful for the dogs to handle.

Only a few moments later, Brian emerged from the clouds of dust and blackness which permeated the rest of that floor. Plaster dust coated his leathers, rendering him into a ghost in the uncertain light. He was limping a little, and his right arm hung uselessly at his side. Bullet wound in the trapezius muscle. It'll need attention soon, but it's good for the moment. Rachel, behind him, just looked like she'd been dunked in talcum powder. At her heels trotted Angelica; the monster dog looked as satisfied as any of Rachel's oversized creations could get.

Leaning over the side, Rachel grimaced, then whistled sharply. Crunching sounds heralded the monster dogs leaping, then climbing up the side of the building. They scrambled into the room, suddenly making it a lot more crowded. Then there was another crunch. Lisa's power filled her in, and she indicated the hole in the wall. "Rachel!"

As Lung's face – metallic, flaming and utterly pissed – appeared over the edge of the floor, Rachel pointed and whistled. Angelica thundered forward, lowering her head like a bulldozer. In a move not unlike the one that had sent Lung out through the wall before, she head-butted the ABB leader solidly in the face and chest. Brickwork tore free; this dislodged him from the side of the building and sent him flailing down toward the ground once more. Lisa felt a brief wash of heat before he disappeared; there were scorch-marks where his claws had dug into the floorboards. Oh, yeah. Getting out now is a really good idea.

"Let's go! Taylor, you're with me!" Lisa scrambled on to the nearest dog – Judas, as it happened – then gave the faux Taylor a hand up to sit in front of her. Not losing her now. Rachel was already on Angelica, and Brian was just using his left arm to haul Regent up on to Brutus. One after another, the dogs thundered toward the hole and leaped toward the building opposite, their riders ducking low to clear the upper edge of the hole.

Below, Lung roared in fury and leaped upward. He made it to the edge just after Brutus made the jump, sending a billow of flame chasing the dog and its riders. Lisa watched, heart in mouth, as the dog emerged from it looking a little scorched. It landed hard, its right leg almost giving way. Brian nearly came off, only Regent's grip saving him from a nasty spill.

Brian needs medical attention. We don't have time to do that right now. Here's hoping Taylor gets her shit sorted out on her end real soon. She took a deep breath. "We gotta go."

Bitch shot her a sharp look. "Brutus is hurt. Lung hurt him." She set her jaw. "I'm gonna kill Lung." Lisa could tell that she meant it. She would go down to the wire to save any of her dogs.

"Later!" Lisa snapped. "We can't win this fight right now!" She pointed. "We have to go!" Come on, Rachel. Learn to fight another day. She urged Judas forward, toward the far edge of the roof.

Rachel wavered, then Lung roared, from right at the foot of the building. There was a loud crunch on the side of the building. Lisa looked back and saw the massive metallic-scaled, razor-taloned hand as it reached over and took hold of the stonework. "Come on!" she yelled.

Brian kicked Brutus into motion, following Lisa, then Rachel followed. Lisa could have kissed them both with relief. As Lung, already more than eight feet tall, pulled himself over the edge of the parapet, the three dogs galloped toward the next building. Snarling, the metal-scaled draconic cape gave chase. Normally, they would have easily outdistanced him, but Brutus was slowing them down.

Lisa looked back again. This is gonna be close. Taylor, I really hope you can get your shit together soon.

That was when 'Taylor' turned to her and said, "Hi, how's things?" This was not the same as the other responses that she had made. It had come out of the blue, and did not sound like a preprogrammed response. This is Taylor. The real one.

Lisa felt a smile spread across her face. Oh, yeah. Let's do this. "Pretty good, you?"

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Lung's Base (again)

Jin groaned as he regained some level of motor control. The last thing he recalled was facing a boy with a fancy stick … Regent, of the Undersiders. The little shit tased me. He pushed himself to a sitting position, trying not to throw up. Then he looked down at himself. His jacket was missing. Where the fuck's my jacket? Those assholes stole my fucking jacket. It was a good jacket. He'd been very proud of it.

Ken staggered in from gods-knew-where, covered in plaster dust and nursing a bruise that covered half his face. "Fuck, man, what happened to you?" He stumbled over to Jin and offered him a hand up.

Jin accepted, levering himself to his feet. "Little fucker tased me." He leaned on the chair and stared down at the cut ropes. After all the time I spent tying those fucking knots. Unsure as to who to be more pissed at – Lung for ordering the knots to be tied, himself for tying them, or whoever it was who cut them – he collapsed in the chair and vented his feelings with a thoroughly heartfelt "Fuck!"

"I fucking hear you, man." Ken wandered around the thoroughly devastated room, poking through rubble. Jin looked out through the hole in the wall, wondering if the boss had caught up with the Undersiders yet, and exactly how many pieces he would leave them in. "Hey, what's this?"

Jin didn't feel like getting up. "What's what?" Turning his head, he peered at the device Ken was holding. "Holy shit, it's the radio detonator." That had been his own idea; if Hax got away with the Hebert girl and somehow managed to avoid setting off the pressure switch, they could still deal with the problem, one way or the other. After all, if they'd gotten away and Jin hadn't had some way of killing them at range, Lung would likely have eviscerated him. It must have fallen out of my jacket pocket when they took it off me.

"Hah!" shouted Ken. "I wonder if it's still got range?" He flipped off the plastic cover, then switched the detonator on. "Hey, it's got a signal! They must be in range still."

Jin held out his hand. "Give me that." He had started out feeling a certain amount of sympathy for the girl, but after being tased and having his fucking jacket stolen, he couldn't give a fuck any more. Sorry, girl, but if it's a choice between you dying and me dying, I'll pick you every time. Nothing personal.

"Aww, I wanted to do it." Disappointment chased over Ken's features. His hand hovered over the button. Jin could read the eagerness in his eyes. He wanted to blow something up.

"You want me to come over there?" Jin hardened his voice. "Give me that." To be honest, he didn't think he was capable of getting up right now, but the idea of vengeance against the Undersiders, and of being the one who took out Hax, was a strong motivator. He locked eyes with Ken. "Now."

"No. I found it." Ken stared at Jin defiantly. "I should be the one to blow them up." He slapped his palm down on the button. It didn't move. He pushed again, harder. Nothing happened.

Jin sighed. "Ken, you're a fucking idiot. Give it to me, now." So I did have it locked. Good. This means I get to be the one. Holding out his hand, he took the remote from a crestfallen Ken, then reached into his pocket and pulled out a key. Good thing this wasn't in my jacket as well, or we would have been screwed. Inserting it into a keyhole on the side of the detonator, he turned the key. "Now I can set it off."

More men were now filtering into the room. Some were obviously injured, leaning on their comrades, while others were suspiciously unhurt. Jin glared at the latter. "Where the fuck were you?" If they were hiding, I'll fucking kill them myself.

"The stairwells were blocked," snapped one of the newcomers, anger in his voice at the unspoken implication. "We only just got through." He pointed at the detonator. "What's that?"

"Remote detonator," Ken said. "We wired the bitch up. If Hax is with her … boom." He turned to Jin. "Well, what are you waiting for? Hit it, man! Blow the bitch sky high!" His eyes were alight with anticipation. "I hope we hear it from here."

"Yeah, me too." Taking a deep breath, Jin poised his hand over the button. This wouldn't get his jacket back, but it was going to be very fucking satisfying anyway. "Bye bye, bitches." He slapped his hand down on the detonator button.

A series of beeps in a rising tone came from directly under the chair. Ken's eyes widened. "Jin -"

In the instant before the explosion, Jin closed his eyes. Did I say bad decisions? I meant really -

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The three blocks of Semtex blew out the third floor of the building. With many of the load-bearing walls damaged, the floor collapsed in on itself. This precipitated a collapse of the whole building, floor by floor. By the time the rubble finally subsided, it was less than twenty feet high. There were very few survivors.

The Azn Bad Boyz, as a gang, had functionally ceased to exist.

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Pwnage Base

I connected power to the last of the tau-field pillars, then glanced at my HUD. 2% power remaining. However, we were three minutes ahead of schedule. Excellent. Alibi was still riding the dog with Lisa, but a glance behind indicated that Lung was starting to gain on them.

"Okay, you can come in now," she/I told Lisa. "We're ready to receive visitors." Through Alibi's senses, I felt her relax slightly in relief. Which reminded me; Alibi was not wearing the shirt or the hoodie that she'd put on that morning. But that was a question I would save for another time.

"Best news I've heard all day," she said, holding up her hand and pointing. The dogs swerved in that direction; the one that Brian and Regent were riding was now limping quite badly. I hoped that they would make it.

"See you then," Alibi told her. She glanced back again; Lung was definitely closer. Even if they make it, it's gonna be tight. I took hold of myself. Stop thinking like that. They're gonna make it.

"Okay," I called out. "Hit it!" I watched the pillar as L33t applied power; lights ran up and down it in the approved sequence. It looked like all the connections were working correctly. Excellent. Of course, the power bill was going to be astronomical, but then, we could handle that.

Moving more casually – we had plenty of time up our sleeves now – I headed back to my workshop. L33t was working on the control panel, removing everything that could be used to manually shut it off, or even identify it. "Holding steady at a hundred?" I asked.

"Hundred it is," he confirmed. "Pretty sure we can't do it for too long, though." He was correct; I had found that ratios of ten or less could be maintained more or less indefinitely, but anything over that imposed progressively more wear and tear on the system. But then, all we needed was a few hours.

"Long enough," I said. I hoped so, anyway. "Timer?" I had worked this out with L33t while we were dismounting the pillars. Part of the plan involved a timer set to go off at a specific moment.

"I'll rig one up once I'm done here." He waved impatiently at me. "Stop fussing. Go do what you have to do." Turning back to the control panel, he finished dismantling the ratio display. There was, of course, no need to let Lung know what was going on.

Going over to the rack in the middle of the room, I backed into it and let it take hold of my armour; as I did so, the charge meter ticked over to one percent. Just in time. The charge ports opened automatically, allowing plugs to slot into the appropriate sockets; the armour began to power up again. I used the HUD to trigger the opening sequence for the armour and stepped out of it. For the first time all day, my body odour registered on me. "Oof. I need a shower."

"Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but …" L33t grinned at me and theatrically held his nose. I thought about throwing something at him, but decided not to do it, mainly because he was doing delicate work and I didn't want to screw it up for him. Instead, I checked the frequency step-down module for the charger, then switched that on too. It would draw power like a son of a bitch, but it would cut down the armour charge time by about ninety percent.

Strolling into the little nook where I kept my changes of clothing and toiletries while living on base, I picked out what I was going to wear. My towel went over my shoulder and I headed out into the main living area, where Über was lugging the big-screen TV over to the shimmering portal in the middle of the room. "Whoa, hey," I said. "You need a hand there?"

"Wouldn't mind," he grunted. He wasn't weak, but the TV was both large and unwieldy; I could see him dropping it in the next five steps.

Dropping my clothes and towel on the nearest chair, I moved over to grab one end of the set. He gratefully shifted his grasp to let me take some of the weight, and we carried it into the dimensional hole. I hoped that Lisa wouldn't be too disconcerted at Alibi's sudden lack of animation. If she even noticed it.

"Thanks," Über said as we set it down. "I thought I had it." He looked rueful, rubbing his back. "That could've gone badly."

"Yeah, well," I teased him as we stepped back out of the portal. "It just shows your priorities, doesn't it?" A quick check on Alibi showed that she was still on the dog. I couldn't tell any more, given that it would take too long to make her turn her head and look at anyone. Lung, I had no doubt, was still in hot pursuit. "It's a shower and change for me, so I'm fresh for our guests, when they get here."

"And when's that gonna be again?" he asked curiously. "I mean, I'm used to L33t doing weird things to the fabric of space-time, but this is beyond ridiculous." He chuckled and flopped down on the sofa.

I checked my watch, then did the mental calculations. "Two or three hours. Call it two and a half. That should be time enough to get everything loaded into the base, right?" I raised my eyebrows to make my point, leaning against the back of the sofa.

He let out an exaggerated sigh. "So not only do we have two different Tinkertech devices making physics cry in the corner, but now I have to do manual labour as well? The world is truly an unfair place." His tone, however, belied his words as he grinned up at me.

I rolled my eyes. "Be careful, or you may find yourself demoted to minion." Über let out an offended cry behind me, but I ignored him, going instead to where I had left my clothes. Picking them up again, I headed for the bathroom. I grinned as I turned the shower on, only to find out the downside of my preparations; the shower pressure was almost nil, affording only a thin trickle of water. Oh, well, I sighed as I prepared to sponge myself down. Can't have everything.

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Lisa

"Whoa!" shouted Regent. "Shit! I think Grue's unconscious!" They had descended to ground level a minute or so ago because Brutus was having trouble with the jumps, but the dog was definitely not doing well. With Rachel in the lead, they were riding in vee-formation down the middle of the road, and woe betide any cars that got in their way. As Lisa looked over, the smaller boy tried to steady the larger one on the dog, but Brutus' right front leg was obviously almost unable to hold him up by now, and the jolting motion was not helping.

"Rachel, catch him!" Lisa called out; however, Angelica was already dropping back under Bitch's guidance. With a pained grunt, Regent made a huge effort, pushing Grue over toward her. Rachel grabbed Brian's leathers and braced herself, heaving him to lie across the dog's back in front of her. Hope there's no spikes sticking into him.

As soon as she had him steady, she turned toward Regent and grabbed his wrist, hauling him bodily from Brutus' back. "Hey!" he yelled in protest. "What the fuck?"

"I'm getting you off my fucking dog," she gritted, holding him off the ground one-handed.

"Fuuck, this whole day is a bad idea," Alec complained, scrabbling to climb on to Angelica's back.

"Think about all the video games you'll be able to buy with your pay," Lisa called out encouragingly. She grinned at the profane response, but Regent scrambled up anyway.

They turned a corner, the dogs' scrabbling claws ripping chunks out of the asphalt. "Come on!" Lisa encouraged Judas. "Just a little bit more. Come on, you can make it." She looked ahead, to the remarkably unassuming building that Taylor had assured her was the base that she shared with Über and L33t. She also said that once we made it, we'd be perfectly safe. I hope that's true.

Behind them, Lung roared. His voice was hard to make out, but Lisa picked out the word 'kill'. She was sure that it was not a coincidence. Under her, Judas probably hadn't understood the word, but the dog definitely got Lung's meaning; all three of the beasts increased their pace a little.

Forty yards to go. Behind them, there was a shattering crash as Lung went through the corner that they had gone around. Lisa stared ahead at the building. Was that some sort of field over it? A Tinkertech force field? It'd better be pretty tough to be able to withstand Lung. And what are we going to do? Wait him out?

Thirty yards to go. There was definitely something going on. The very faintest of shimmering rainbow effects was visible on the outside wall, but only if she looked at it with the right angle. What the hell is it?

Twenty yards to go. She didn't have enough data to go on. Taylor said we'd definitely be safe. All we had to do was make it there. But she had to set something up first. Argh, not enough data!

Ten yards to go. The field vanished, and the doors opened. Taylor stood there, clad in gleaming metal power armour. No holocloak. I wonder why … ah, yes. Power issues. The armour's running on minimal power.

Hax stepped aside, giving the dogs a free run into the building. Lisa and 'Taylor' both ducked as they entered the cool sanctuary; the dog slowed under her commands, as Lisa turned to see what was going on.

Bitch had stopped outside the doors, and was looking back toward the labouring Brutus. "Come on!" she screamed, and whistled again, summoning. Lung was so close behind him; if he stopped or fell, the monster would be on him in seconds.

Hax darted outside, the power armour moving with speed and grace. Lisa saw her reach Brutus; she heaved her shoulder under the dog's bad leg, and lifted. With the extra support, Brutus found the strength to push on. Ahead of them, Bitch rode Angelica in through the doors.

'Taylor' slid from Judas' back, and bolted toward the doorway. Lung, behind them, roared again and let out a long plume of flame. It enveloped dog and power-armoured girl alike, tongues of fire licking into the base itself. They emerged from it, blackened and smoking, but still moving.

As Brutus' tail cleared the threshold, 'Taylor' slammed the doors. "Now!" she shouted. The shimmering field sprang up again; it was harder to see from the inside, but once Lisa knew to look for, it was there. Silence fell; nothing could be heard from the outside.

Regent slid off Angelica and flopped on to his back on the floor. His costume had burns all over it, and his hair looked more than a little frizzled.

Lisa got off of Judas a little more circumspectly and looked him over. He got burned when escaping Lung's base. His body armour protected him from the worst of it, but he's got some first and second degree burns. With proper first aid, he should be fine.

Über crossed the room and began to help Hax get Brian down off of Angelica's back. There was a large and comprehensive-looking first aid kit on the ground nearby, and as Lisa watched, she saw Brian move slightly.

His bullet wound is giving him trouble. He's alive but semi-conscious. We need to stop the bleeding and get fluids into him. He won't be able to use that arm for a while.

Rachel was kneeling next to Brutus, pulling apart the battered flesh as it began to degrade. Lisa went over to assist; the stocky girl said nothing, but made room for her. Reaching the amniotic sac in the centre of the beast, Rachel tore it open. Brutus, unhurt, sat up and licked her face.

Okay, so we're all safe. We're all going to survive. Lisa stood and headed over to the doors. Grimy windows adorned them, and she rubbed at one to get rid of some of the dirt. That done, she peered outside, and immediately recoiled. Lung was poised there, not five yards away, staring right back at her.

Wait, something's wrong. Her power picked at the image, and started forming hypotheses. She snatched another glance, and saw that she was right. Leaning against the door, she began to giggle semi-hysterically. Part of it, she knew, was adrenaline come-down, and part of it was sheer relief.

"You okay?" It was L33t, standing nearby, watching her with a little concern. "You hurt? Need a hand with anything?" His sheer lack of urgency, with a homicidal cape right outside the door, struck her as downright bizarre.

"No … no, I'm fine," she assured him. Fighting down the giggles, she composed herself. "This … this is a time-differential field, isn't it? Hundred to one, or so?" The number she plucked out of the air sounded astounding, but it felt right to her power.

"I'm impressed," he said. "You got it right first time." A wry grin crossed his face. "Of course, this is you, so slightly less impressed now. Just saying." He tilted his head. "We can't let him hammer on the outside for too long, or he'll realise what it is. So we're going into the bolt-hole. Everyone's invited."

"Bolt-hole?" She looked around, puzzled. The only two people in sight were Über and Grue, the former supporting the latter as they entered a doorway. Stopping, she took stock of the room itself. It was large, with the scents of having been lived in for some time. But there were things missing; squares on the wall where pictures had hung, patches of dust where a sofa would have been. Her power filled things in. The gaming console would have been there, and the kitchen nook is over there

"Bolt-hole," he repeated. "Come on, you're gonna love this. Or freak out. One of the two." Turning, he headed for the doorway. Not quite sure how she should react, but deciding to go along with it for now, Lisa followed. They passed the decomposing remains of Brutus' monster suit, as she privately called it, and reached the door. Within was …

"What the hell is that?" She looked at the shimmering grey square that stood in the middle of the room. Benches surrounded it, with enough hints to show her that this had once been an active work-room of some sort. But it was the square that kept drawing her attention.

"I told you. It's the bolt-hole." L33t turned back to the doorway and punched a quick code into the keypad which had been screwed into the doorframe. Relatively recently, if the splintered wood was any indication. An hour ago. Wait, one percent of an hour ago. She felt the beginnings of a headache coming on. Having to deal with two different time rates was a pain.

From outside, in the main room, there came a thunderous crash, as of doors being smashed in. Lung's roar echoed throughout the enclosed space, as if she needed proof as to who actually did it. She stared at L33t, eyes wide. "What did you do?"

"Set the field to reverse in ten seconds. We need to go. Now." Grabbing her by the arm, he hustled her up to the grey surface, and …

… they stepped straight through it.

Oh.

A portal of some sort.

Where am I now?

She was standing on a shimmering grey surface, not unlike the portal she had just stepped through. Beside her, L33t pressed a button on a black plastic device with way too many buttons, plus an LED screen and blinking lights. "And … done," he said with some satisfaction.

Blinking, Lisa looked around. The shimmering surface extended to the walls and the ceiling of the space that she found herself in. Behind her (she checked) the wall was actually solid; she didn't feel like having Lung burst through and join the party.

Height: ten feet.

Width: eighty feet.

Length: one hundred feet.

Pocket dimension. Holy crap. I'm standing in a pocket dimension the size of a large house.

Directly ahead was a van that had apparently had the roof sliced off, and another roof hastily welded in place. There's a story there, I'm sure. She suppressed her power when it tried to figure it out, and looked around further. Grue, his jacket off and shoulder bandaged, was lying on a camp bed. His helmet was on the ground – the shimmering grey surface, which I'm pretty sure isn't any type of matter that I've ever heard about – next to him, though they'd given him a domino mask. Regent, his shirt off, was being treated for his burns by Über, while Bitch sat on the ground with Brutus, the two other massively overgrown dogs lying next to her.

And all around them, piled up almost randomly, was the assorted crap that must have come out of the base. Chairs and a sofa, TV and a gaming console, piles of Tinkertech in progress, and just random everyday stuff. They emptied their base into here, then turned the original base into a trap.

"Wow," she said out loud, then stopped. L33t's voice had sounded a little weird, but she hadn't really registered it. But when she spoke, it really showed. "No echoes? That's bizarre. This stuff …" She went to rap on the wall with her knuckles. Felt the impact, but there was no sound whatsoever.

"It dampens all sound." The voice came from right behind her. Lisa jumped and turned so fast she almost fell over. Hax was standing there; or rather, Taylor wearing the Hax suit. "I know, it's really weird. But you get used to it." From the sound of her voice, she was grinning.

"Right." Lisa took a deep breath. Pocket dimensions come with air. Good to know. "So, what are we going to do with Lung? He'll figure it out eventually."

"Well, you see," Taylor explained, "we actually called the PRT before we activated the tau field. So they've been on the move for about five minutes." She sounded very pleased with herself. So pleased, in fact, that Lisa hated to burst her bubble.

"Uh, you do realise that …" She stopped talking. She's using my powers. Of course she's using my powers. And she knows what I'm about to say.

" … Lung's all ramped up, and will be really hard to stop?" Taylor didn't even sound smug. She didn't have to. Her tone was matter-of-fact to the point that it was even more irritating than mere smugness could have managed. "Why, yes. I did actually think of that."

So. Very. Irritating.

In the same matter-of-fact tone that she had to know was pissing Lisa off more than Alec crowing over his high scores, or the fact that Taylor could use Lisa's powers better than Lisa herself could, Taylor asked, "So, would you like to come watch?"

A number of possible responses passed through Lisa's mind in the space of a few seconds. I should say screw you. I'm better than this. I'm smarter than this. I'm not as easy to manipulate as you think. You can go off and be a smartass somewhere else, thank you very much.

What came out, however, was "Yes, please."

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Taylor (Back in the Real World)

"How long till they get here? I'm bored." Regent dug his toes in the gravel on the rooftop, sending some skittering away. Beside him, Rachel stood next to her three dogs, all now back to normal size.

I sighed. Even after being patched up for first and second degree burns, Regent was still irritating. "They'll get here when they get here. It shouldn't be too long now." Turning to Lisa, I gestured with my free hand. "Any idea?"

She tilted her head. "One minute thirty. Plus or minus ten seconds." That sounded remarkably precise. Suspiciously so, in fact. Putting the light-spot on her, I tried to figure out what she knew.

Ah, of course. Very faintly, I could hear the engine of Armsmaster's bike. There was also a Hummer and two trucks. They're really going all out on this. Good.

Grue was looking better now; or at least, he could stand without swaying. Über stood near him, just in case he needed a hand, while L33t was caressing the Snitch and whispering to it … or maybe he was just programming it. I was never quite sure, when it came to him and that thing. Alibi stood next to me, on my left, where she wouldn't get in the way.

"There they are." Lisa pointed. I activated the zoom on my goggles, and saw Armsmaster's bike, followed by Miss Militia in the Hummer I had heard, and finally the two trucks. Just as I had predicted. Lisa's power really is bullshit.

"Forty-five seconds till showtime," I said quietly, even though nobody was close enough to hear us talking. Shifting the weapon I was holding in my right hand, I made sure that the charge meter was full. L33t released the Snitch; it zoomed away, hovering above the building to make sure it had a good line of sight.

Armsmaster pulled up first, followed by Miss Militia. Third on the scene was Velocity; he'd probably stopped for coffee somewhere. Finally, the two trucks lumbered up and disgorged a couple of dozen PRT troopers. Fully half of these were armed with foam sprayers, and the other half with …

"What are those things?" muttered Grue. The weapons he was referring to looked vaguely like foam sprayers, but with wider muzzles. I dipped into Lisa's power, and identified the unknown weapons as high-impact fire extinguishers. Really high-impact. Against unprotected flesh, they would leave bruises.

"Fire extinguishers," Lisa supplied, half a second before I would have. "They fire extremely high-impact fire-retardant foam." I took a moment to think about this. They wanted Lung taken down. This was no half-assed effort. But still, if we hadn't been here, some of them almost certainly would have died.

A few shouted orders later, and the PRT troops were arranged in a double line, the men with the containment foam in front, and the ones with the fire extinguishers at the back. They began to advance on the doors.

"Three. Two. One," I said, and triggered the self-destruct on the tau-field pillars. Upon their destruction, the field went down, and Lung came back to normal time. As far as he knew, he'd been in the base for all of ten seconds, looking for us. Given that he was experiencing time at one percent of normal rate, we'd been out here for the last fifteen minutes, patiently waiting for the PRT to arrive.

"Lung!" shouted Armsmaster over some sort of bullhorn. "We know you're in there! Come on out with your hands over your head!" This was not, of course, going to happen. Lung just wasn't a 'surrender peacefully' sort of guy. But they had to make the effort.

Lung burst out through the already-broken doors; he was about twelve feet tall by now, covered in metal, with flames wreathed about him. His jaws were oddly deformed, so that whatever he roared at them was hardly understandable. It might have been 'fuck you', but I couldn't be sure.

I brought up the stun rifle and took aim.

Gathering himself, he prepared to leap into their midst.

The red outline around Lung's monstrous figure turned green, and I squeezed the trigger.

ZORCH.

As the rifle jolted gently against my shoulder, the actinic violet beam leaped out to strike Lung; I kept it on him like a fire hose. He roared, fighting it; purple lightning crawled all over his body. Looking up, he saw me. Made to leap over the soldiers, toward me.

And then … the beam cut off, and he fell on his face.

"Okay, now we go," I said. "They're gonna be looking for us, and it won't be to give us a medal." In fact, if I'm not much mistaken … On a hunch, I flicked my goggles from standard HUD back to parahuman detection. And not a moment too soon. No less than two dots were closing in on our position; one from the front, and one from the rear. The latter was moving much more swiftly; I had a good idea as to who it was.

I'll only get one chance at this. The stun rifle was out; there was no way I could traverse fast enough with it. But that wasn't my only armament.

Everyone except Über and Grue had vanished through the portal by the time Velocity came into view. As soon as he got within range, I put the light-spot on him, and even then I was nearly too late. He got to within six feet of me before I realised what he was doing; at that speed, he would never be able to hurt me, but all he really had to do was attach a containment foam grenade and I was history.

Using acrobatics learned via Über's power, I rolled out of the way. Pulling my wireless taser, I tracked his movement, led by a fraction, and fired. He frantically tried to dodge, but I followed, keeping the beams on him until the electrical discharge reached him. He went sprawling, just as the head of Armsmaster's halberd clamped on to the edge of the rooftop.

I retrieved the con-foam grenade from Velocity and stuck it to the wall just under where Armsmaster would appear, then dashed back to the portal. When he came over the wall, his eyes were on me. He stepped over the edge of the wall just as the grenade went off, enveloping him in the yellowish foam. I watched in slow-motion, still using Velocity's powers, as the realisation of what was happening dawned on him. Just before it closed over his helmet, I held up two fingers. That's twice.

Activating the Manton field generator, I flipped it to its alternate setting and went over to the mass of containment foam. The non-stick field let me draw a large smiley face in the foam covering his helmet. This was all filmed by the Snitch, which was now hovering over my right shoulder.

My point was made. I mimed blowing him a kiss, and stepped through the portal.

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"Director Piggot? This is Danny Hebert. I just thought I'd let you know that my daughter was dropped off safe and sound a few minutes ago. Who? Oh, someone calling herself Hax. I just thought I'd let you know, so you could stop looking. Oh, that's no problem. You have a good night, now."

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Lung's Cell

Kenta paced from side to side in his tiny cell. He balefully eyed the containment foam nozzles that tracked his every waking move. It was intolerable that he be caged like this. When I get out, I will have revenge on every single one of them …

Turning, he frowned. There was a folded piece of paper on the concrete slab that served him as a bed. Where did that come from? It had not been there a minute ago.

Picking it up, he unfolded it.

Pocket Dimension Base: $80,000

Time Dilation Field: $120,000

Stun Rifle: $76,000

The Look on your Face: PRICELESS.

Oh, and guess how we paid for it all?

Love, Hax.

The note was incinerated in an instant; his scream of rage echoed through the cellblock.

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"Central? Yeah, this is Smith down in Secure Holding. Yeah, it's Lung. Yeah, he's foamed himself. Again."



End of Part Twenty-Eight

Part Twenty-Nine
 
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Trump Card



Part Twenty-Nine: Challenge Accepted



[A/N: This chapter beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]

[A/N 2: The overall title of this story refers to the power category 'Trump' in the web-novel Worm by J. C. McRae. Specifically, it has nothing to do with any American political figures. At all. This fanfic should not be taken as support for any such figures.]



Friday, February 4, 2011

" … and then we dropped the damsel in distress off with her family and rode off into the sunset. More or less." Following the script, L33t looked across at Über. "Did I miss anything out?"

"Not really." Über's resonant voice gave the pronunciation more weight than it normally would have. "Though I have to wonder. We've defeated a supervillain and handed him over to the PRT. Does this make us superheroes?"

"Dude!" L33t mimed horror. "Don't even go there! We're ethical villains. Nobody dies on our watch. And if villains happen to kidnap teenage girls and we find out, then we're duty-bound to redress the situation and provide an adequate role model for any aspiring villains out there." He turned to me. "Hax, you agree, right?"

I nodded, the armour translating the motion exactly. The current holocloak portrayed an Amazonesque woman with items of Tinkertech slung over hard-wearing khakis. The stun rifle, shaped down into its least bulky format, leaned against the wall alongside my (specially reinforced) chair. As a last-minute touch, I'd updated the holocloak image with an eyepatch that had a tiny camera mounted in it.

"Of course," I said. "But I do have a couple of things to add. First, I'm getting a little tired of people testing the limits of my patience. The next time someone thinks it's a good idea to kidnap a teenage girl to get at me, I'm gonna kick their ass harder than I did with Lung the first time we fought. And if they're lucky, I'll let the PRT have what's left." I let that hang in the air for a moment as I leaned toward the camera. "And second, I've been hearing rumours that the Empire Eighty-Eight have been claiming some sort of kinship with us, just because we took Lung down. Nothing could be further from the truth. We didn't take that murderous asshole down because he's Asian. We took him down because he kidnaps teenage girls. So if Kaiser gets in our way, or if he starts making any noise about us being on the same page, he's next. Just saying."

"Woo, powerful stuff there, Hax." Über chuckled disarmingly and slapped my shoulder. "Of course, I agree one hundred percent. Coil tried pulling shit with us too, and now he's no longer a free man. It's all about respect. And self-respect. There's lines that not even villains should cross."

"Talking about self-respect," L33t interjected, "I'm wondering if the guys in the Empire even realise that those flags they tattoo themselves with, the Nazi and Confederate ones, are all of governments that the United States kicked the asses of, once upon a time?"

"Ooh, burn," I said with a chuckle, shaking my hand theatrically. "Oh, hey, I've got a riddle for you, Über. How do you save a Nazi from choking?"

"I don't know, Hax," he said obligingly. "How do you save a Nazi from choking?"

"You take your foot off his throat, of course," I explained.

While L33t held his sides and guffawed helplessly, Über chuckled more circumspectly. "I've got one," he added. "If a member of the KKK is making snow angels … how can you tell?"

L33t laughed so hard he nearly fell off his chair. "Okay," he wheezed when he could speak again. "I'm pulling this up before the jokes get any worse. That's all from us for this week. See you next week with the latest shenanigans from Pwnage." He waited for Über to make a thumbs-up sign; for my part, I pulled the (very real) taser pistol from my holster and held it up. Then he hit the remote to turn off the camera.

"'Snow angels'," I repeated, shaking my head. "That was bad. Even for you."

Über bowed ironically. "I live to serve. Or something."

"Just one thing." L33t managed to look a little more serious than usual. "I'm totally in line with us not having any ties with the Empire, but are you sure that we need to antagonise them like that?"

"Wait, us antagonise them?" Über stared at him. "You were the one who said the thing about the United States kicking their asses. And you went along with the rest of it."

L33t rolled his eyes. "Yeah, but I wasn't gonna undercut you guys in front of our viewers. Pwnage sticks together. And anyway, I wasn't disagreeing with you. Just pointing out that the Empire's a crapload larger than the ABB used to be, and they've got a lot more capes and ordinary guys. And there's just the three of us. I don't want to see anyone getting hurt. Especially me."

I hid a grin. While L33t might do his best to come across as the movie cliché cowardly Tinker, I could see the concern in his eyes.

"Well, there's that," Über agreed. "And then there's the fact that before Taylor joined us, we wouldn't have even thought of teaming up with the Undersiders, let along taking on Lung. Now look at us. We're fucking amazing. Have you seen the comments on our channel? People are starting to watch it for the action, not to see us fall on our faces."

"I'm not trying to build myself up here, but he's kind of right." I shrugged. "People used to take bets on how long it'd take your latest device to blow up in your face. Has it even happened since I joined the team?"

"Well, no," L33t admitted. "And I'm finding it easier to rebuild my stuff when you take it apart for me. And yeah, we've got a pocket dimension for a base now. All of which is kind of awesome, I will admit. I just don't want us biting off more we can chew with the Empire, or assuming that they won't come after us for dissing them like that."

"Okay, yes, the Empire's definitely the nine hundred pound gorilla," Über said. "But … you know, we've got a bit of throw weight ourselves these days too. Lung was no pushover, and you see what we managed against him with just a little prep? Also, don't forget that the Undersiders are basically our silent partners, these days."

It was weird but true. When we first teamed with them to rob Lung's casino, I'd thought of it as a one-off event. We'd worked well together, divided up the money without argument and parted on amicable terms. Amicable enough that they were the first ones I called on when Alibi was kidnapped for the second time in a row. They'd come through in spades, though they'd taken hits themselves in the process. And while Grue and Regent would be out of action for a while, Tattletale had indicated that the group was definitely willing to work with us in future.

"All of which is true," I said as I reholstered the taser pistol. "But the fact remains that we've got to pick our fights carefully. Going up against the Empire, all it would take is one lucky shot from the other side to seriously cripple us."

"Maybe I should edit out the Empire stuff from the video before I post it?" L33t didn't look scared, but his expression was serious enough for me to take notice.

I put the light-spot on to Über, and concentrated on acquiring an analytical skill sufficient for determining what the Empire's next move was likely to be. While it wouldn't be a perfect predictor, I figured I could probably narrow down the options considerably. From the look on Über's face, he was doing much the same thing.

"I don't think it'll make a difference," I concluded after running all the factors through in my head. "Yes, we dissed them. But we also took down Lung twice. The Empire's never managed to do it once. So they'll be wary of us. And even though I basically challenged them, I also said that if they don't do anything, nor will we." I glanced at Über. "Concur?"

"Concur," he said. "In addition, we did take down Lung, for which they've got to be happy. If they do move against us, it won't be immediately."

I nodded. "Yeah." I considered my next move, then came to a decision. "Actually, there's something else I'm working on that I'd appreciate your advice with."

Über glanced at L33t. "You're the Tinker, bro. Not my field of expertise."

"Actually, I kind of need both of your opinions on it," I said before L33t could answer.

"Wait, is this that big-ass thing that nearly wrecked us getting it into the pocket dimension?" the Tinker asked. "Because you still haven't told us what it's supposed to do."

"That's the one," I confirmed as I stood up. "Come on, I'll tell you all about it."

Über and L33t shared a glance as they got up. "This could be either very good or very bad," L33t decided.

"Or just plain awesome," Über said.

After a moment, L33t nodded. "There is that."

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About Fifteen Minutes Later
Kaiser


"Have you seen what those assholes are saying about us?" Bradley paced back and forth across Max's office, random blades emerging from his skin and then retracting. His fists were already clad in enough metal to punch through a brick wall.

"I have." Max kept his voice steady. Clasping his hands behind his back, he observed the cage fighter with a certain level of detachment. "We've been called worse. It's not a major concern, not right now." This wasn't to say that he wasn't angry about the challenge against the Empire, but there were times when the risk outweighed the reward.

"I agree." James gave Max a measured nod, eliciting relief in the leader of the Empire Eighty-Eight. Oh, good. He understands. Sometimes, not reacting is the best policy. But then James kept talking. "They can wait until we've consolidated our hold on the ABB's old territory. Then we can hunt them down and crush them."

Max shook his head slowly from side to side. "No. You're both missing the bigger picture." He wasn't surprised that Hookwolf hadn't gotten it, but he'd expected better from Krieg.

Bradley stopped pacing and shot Max a filthy look. Wonderful. He still doesn't get it.

"The fuck you mean?" demanded Hookwolf. "The 'bigger picture' is that those B-grade assholes told jokes about us and got away with it! Since that bitch Hax joined the team, they think they're better than they are. People like 'em now. Every time someone laughs at those stupid fuckin' jokes, they're laughing at us!" He jabbed his steel-covered thumb at his chest.

Max restrained the impulse to roll his eyes. "I mean that while yes, this new team is a pain, they're also very good at what they do. While we know Über and L33t's capabilities, the jury's still out on Hax. Probably a Tinker, maybe a Brute, certainly a Mover, possibly a Changer. She's single-handedly defeated every cape she's gone up against. Including Lung, twice." Wanting to make his point absolutely clear, he raised an eyebrow in Hookwolf's direction. "So we don't do anything unless we're absolutely one hundred percent certain we can deal with any fallout."

Whatever she is, he mused, she's wasted with Über and L33t. If she'd just had the common sense to throw in with the Empire, we could've shown her real teamwork. Unfortunately, that ship's probably already sailed. A pity.

"So how do we take her out, without knowing what her exact capabilities are?" The question came from Krieg. "It seems to me that we need more information."

"Check with our PRT contacts," Max ordered. "See if anything's been decided about her powers there. And in the meantime, we need to get a message to Faultline. Set up a meeting."

Hookwolf grimaced. "What're we talking to her about? We're the Empire. We can deal with our own shit."

"But consider how it looks from the outside." With just a touch of relief, Max saw Krieg nodding in agreement. This left just the uncouth cage-fighter to convince. "If we strike to take out Hax, it may well look as though we were attempting to clear the board for ourselves. After all, what threat could the Undersiders and the Merchants pose to us? Faultline, as leader of the only other major parahuman gang in the city, would have to start wondering. So we meet with her first, to assure her that it will go no further."

"It's a pity that she doesn't take contracts within the city," Krieg mused. "She and her Crew are quite efficient. Hiring her to take Hax down would keep us free of any fallout."

Max shook his head at the same time that Hookwolf did. "Screw that," declared the tattooed man. "If Hax is goin' down, then everyone needs to see that it's us doin' it. Fuck, I'll go after her myself if you want."

"You might want to look before you leap." Krieg sounded a little amused. "Or had you forgotten how she humiliated Lung the first time? Your powers are impressive, but I'm not convinced that you could beat a dragon."

"He's right." Max hated to admit it, but there was no sense in pretending otherwise. "We don't go after her until we have more information on her strengths and weaknesses. End of discussion."

Hookwolf grimaced. "I hate letting assholes like that laugh at me."

"Let them laugh," Max advised. "The more they laugh, the more Hax lets her guard down."

"Very true," agreed Krieg. "I'll go contact Faultline and set up that meeting."

"Good." Max sat down at his desk. "I'll start trawling through our contacts."

Krieg raised a finger. "Something just occurred to me. Über and L33t have spent time in jail, correct?"

Max wasn't sure where this was going, but he nodded anyway. "So I understand. They didn't take long to break out, of course. Why?"

The smile that spread across Krieg's face wasn't a pleasant one. "They would've been processed by the PRT. Their identities are now on record. We can use that to locate them."

"Very true." Max acknowledged that with a nod. "I'll see if I can get access to those files as well." He gave barely a thought to the so-called 'unspoken rules' and how they forbade attacking someone via their secret identity. That sort of thing only mattered to those who couldn't get away with doing so. Hax was powerful, but there was a reason she'd allied herself with Über and L33t; backup. No cape was so powerful that they couldn't benefit from it. And so, removing Hax's backup would weaken her and possibly show up ways to attack her. She may be an unknown quantity. Her cohorts are very well-known indeed.

"And what about me?" demanded Hookwolf.

With an effort, Max controlled his temper at being addressed so rudely. "I'm going to need you to hit the streets and see if there's anything else you can dig up on Hax. Someone must have seen something."

Hookwolf, looking happier than he had all meeting, nodded sharply. "I can do that." He headed for the door and let himself out.

Once the door had shut again, Krieg looked at Max, his eyebrows raised. "Do you really think he'll find something, or was that just to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid?"

Max smiled. "Either one works for me."

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Pwnage Base

L33t stared at me in horror. "Wait, you need fuckin' what to make it work?" The sheer disbelief in his voice almost made me giggle.

"Endbringer material." Über leaned against the mechanism which took up a large portion of the space in my work-room, looking a little dazed. "Where the living fuck are you going to get Endbringer material from?" He stared again at the machine. "Why couldn't you have used L33t's power to invent something nice and harmless, like a swarm of impervious deathbots? You know, instead of this?"

"Because I needed to make it." I looked him in the eye as I spoke. "It needed to be made."

"Well, shit." L33t sighed heavily. "She's got you there. When something needs to be made, that's all there is to it." His expression became noticeably more haggard as he eyed the machine. "So, how much Endbringer material do we need? And where are we going to get it from?"

"Let me check my notes." I did just that, riffling through my written material. " … right. For a full output run, I'm gonna need about twelve pounds, more or less." Admittedly, I'd over-calculated the requirement, just in case the final yield was lower than expected. I'd had to extrapolate some numbers from fuzzy data, but I was reasonably sure of my results. To a point. Twelve pounds, I knew, would do the job. And if I had some left over, well, a second run might just come in handy.

"So does it matter which Endbringer the mass comes from?" asked L33t weakly. "I mean, can we mix and match?"

"Oh, yes," I said seriously. "It definitely matters. The absolute minimum we need is twelve pounds per Endbringer. Thirty-six pounds in all. That's one full output run for each one." I refused to think of anything more being 'overkill'. When it came to Endbringers, there was no such thing as overkill.

"I notice that you haven't yet addressed the point of where we're going to get thirty-six pounds of Endbringer material from." Über's tone was blunt.

"Ah … yeah." I did my best to look innocent. From the less than impressed reactions of my partners in crime, I wasn't really nailing it. "I did a little research. While there's a little bit of Endbringer material that's found its way into the hands of private individuals, the vast majority's in the hands of the PRT. Specifically, in an ultramax security vault under Washington, DC."

"I knew it." L33t turned to Über, his facial features contorting as though he were suffering a minor seizure. "The moment she started speaking, I knew the PRT was going to come into it." The anguish in his voice matched his expression; he looked like a man watching a vice slowly tighten on his unmentionables.

For his part, Über eyed me steadily. "So, you need Endbringer material to process in this insane machine of yours. Nearly forty pounds of it."

I tilted my head slightly, thinking about his statement. Nothing seemed amiss about it. "That's the long and the short of it, yes."

"And you need not ounces, but pounds. More than ten pounds per Endbringer," he went on, his expression tightening as if he were in pain.

"Well, yes." It seemed obvious enough to me, and for a moment I wondered at L33t's reaction. Then I realised that I'd become inured to the ramifications of using my machine. After the first few near-coronaries, 'twelve pounds of Endbringer material' became just an item on a shopping list. A shopping list assembled by a certified lunatic, but still merely a shopping list. "But it's for a good cause. You see that, right?"

"Oh, we see it," L33t agreed, his voice hollow. "But it can be for a good cause and still be totally bat-shit insane!" Toward the end, his voice cracked a little. "You do realise that if we're caught—no, wait. When we're caught infiltrating the DC PRT base to steal Endbringer material, the only question at hand will be whether to sling us in the Birdcage one at a time, or all at once."

I tilted my head the other way. "You seem sure that we'll go to the Birdcage. If we get caught." Neither scenario seemed a certainty to me.

L33t turned to Über. "Dude. Back me up here. How many times have we tried to pull a fast one on the PRT?" There seemed to be a certain amount of repressed emotion in his voice.

Über frowned, as if unhappy about something. "Not counting the Coil thing, three."

"Right." L33t ran his hands through his hair, making himself look even more deranged than normal. "And how many of those times were we caught and sent to jail?"

There was a moment of silence, as Über's frown deepened fractionally. "Three," he said reluctantly. He paused, then added, "But we broke out -"

"Of course we broke out!" yelped L33t. "It's what villains do! They throw us in minimum security, you figure out a way to get out, I slap together something that fits the situation, and we're out of there. But that's beyond the point! We're not small fry any more. We're big time! And what happens to 'big time' when it's captured by the PRT? Especially trying to steal Endbringer material?"

I took pity on L33t. "It's all right," I told him. "You don't have to come along. I can handle it. All we have to do is pinpoint the exact location of the vault. I teleport in, neutralise the security systems, load up the Endbringer material, and jump out again. Easy as pie."

L33t fixed me with a glare, his fists clenched. "No," he informed me bluntly. "Not as easy as pie. Do you honestly think that they wouldn't have planned for teleporters? What if they've got a teleport jammer like yours, already fired up? You jump in and then what happens? They pump the place full of containment foam, that's what happens. And then the next thing you see is a PRT squad armed with anti-armour weapons, backed up by Legend or Eidolon. Think again."

I paused, sobered by his vehemence. "You don't know that it'll be like that." Though what he'd said did make a certain amount of sense, now that I came to think about it.

"That's almost exactly how it'll be," Über put in. "It's how I'd do it. Only probably more sneaky than that, because if there's one thing the government's good at, it's hiring experts to protect stuff they want protected. Including, almost certainly, Thinkers and Tinkers. Hell, Dragon probably had a hand in designing the vault. And I'm good, but I don't ever want to bet against her when it comes to stealing something she's protecting."

Like L33t, he made a lot of sense. My infiltration plan, which I'd previously considered to be brilliant in its simplicity, was beginning to look positively slapdash. Not to mention downright idiotic. "Okay, then." I reached out and pulled a chair over. Spinning it around, I sat down and folded my arms over the back of the chair. "So talk to me. I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that we can't just hack the electronic protections, like we did with North Side."

"That's a roger," Über agreed. "They're likely to have people watching critical points. If we change anything, we've got to assume that somebody will notice." He rubbed his chin. "There's three ways to do this. The first is to make sure the alarms never go off. That involves screwing with the sensors in some way."

I could see that, but where I was falling down was the 'how'. "Won't they notice the sensors being screwed with?"

He touched the tip of his nose and pointed at me with his other hand. "Okay, now you're thinking. What's the second way?"

"Hm." I rested my chin on my crossed arms. "Don't set the alarms off in the first place?" It was plausible, I figured, but not necessarily doable. While the holocloak on my armour could technically act as an invisibility field, I didn't have any faith in its ability to hide me from whatever sensors were active within the vault.

"Correct." Now L33t was getting in on the act. "Can you guess what the third one is?" He must have seen the dubious look on my face, because he shook his head slightly. "Bro, I'm astonished," he said, just a little sarcastically. "It's taken her this long to admit she doesn't know everything?"

"Okay, fine," I snapped, feeling a little put upon. "So what's the third way, smartass?"

L33t turned to Über. "Can I tell her, or do you want to?" He didn't seem to be eager or gloating any more. I was abruptly reminded that the boys had been doing this for years before I'd joined them. True, they had become a byword for incompetence and failure, but they'd survived to do so, and in the process they'd obviously picked up a few tricks.

Über nodded. "Go ahead." He didn't seem all that pleased to see me caught short, either.

"The third way's one that you've done before," L33t explained briskly. "Walk into the trap, set off the alarms, then disarm the response before it has a chance to impact you. It's the riskiest, of course. Requires you to spend more time on site than the other two."

"Oh." I sat there for a moment, letting the information soak into my brain. Then I smiled as the pieces came together. "I've got it."

"Good." L33t looked over my machine again. "Trust me, I know all too well what it's like to not be able to -"

"No," I interrupted him as the plan unfolded in my mind. Unlike my previous one, this one actually had some forethought backing it up. "I know how to get the Endbringer material from the vault." A new wrinkle occurred to me, and my smile broadened. "And if we do it right, they'll never know how it was done. Or that it was even us."

"Wait." Über raised his hands. "Stop. Even if you think you can do it, we still haven't pinpointed the exact location of the vault."

I grinned at him. "That's the beauty of it. We don't have to."

"Whoa, whoa!" L33t protested heatedly. "Forget the location of the vault. Is this gonna be an anonymous job? Pwnage's rep's at stake here, guys. We need to do something to top our last outing."

Über fixed him with a fishy eye. "Are you really certain that you want to help break into an ultra-security vault in Washington, DC, steal thirty-six pounds of the most infamous material on Earth, and then sign your work? Just curious."

I watched L33t's expression change. "Um." He glanced around my work-room, then back at Über. "I, uh … can I take that back? Let's not publicise this one, okay?"

"But, guys," I protested. "I'm not gonna steal it. I'm gonna leave an IOU. That makes it all right, doesn't it?" With just a little difficulty, I restrained myself from laughing out loud.

From the look on Über's face, he was having the same problem. "Probably not," he decided. "In fact, best you don't leave any potential clues. Because they are going to be looking for us. Or rather, for whoever heisted their Endbringer material. And if they ever pin it on us …" He let the statement trail off.

"Which raises the question." L33t was looking at me curiously. "How are you going to get into the vault without setting off the alarm? You're not gonna nudge the base up against it, are you? Because there's two problems with that."

"I know, and that's why I'm not doing that," I assured him. Even if we did make a doorway from the base into the vault, I knew that just stepping through would set off major alarms. And besides, we still didn't have exact coordinates for the vault.

Über folded his arms. "Okay, so spill. How are you going to get into that vault?"

I absolutely lived for moments like this. "Okay, so this is what we're gonna be doing …"

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Monday, February 7, 2011
Kaiser's Office


Max sighed and rubbed at his eyes. "Calm down, Henderson. I'm not asking for access to anything truly important. Just the secret identities of anyone in … the new team that Über and L33t and Hax have formed. Whatever you've got. I'll make it well worth your while, as per usual." Confidential informants, he decided, were simply not up to scratch any more. He'd no sooner broached the subject than the man suddenly became a lot more nervous about the whole deal. "I know for a fact that Über and L33t are in the system."

"Sir, I understand that this is important to you," Henderson began. "I, uh, saw the clip too. But … uh … there's a problem."

Inhaling deeply, Max let his breath out slowly. "Is it a problem that would go away with the application of more money, Henderson? Because you're not irreplaceable." He allowed the threat to hang in the air for a moment. "I need a name. Do not disappoint me."

"Okay, sir. I just need you to understand this. Hax is … really big news. I mean, all of her details, everything we know about her, it's all locked down so hard that it needs the Director's personal okay to access any of it. And -"

"What?" Max's head jerked up. "You have details on Hax? Who is she? What are her powers? Why haven't you acted on the information that you've got?"

Henderson's voice was nervous. "Because we can't prove it. And because Alexandria came to town and laid down the law. The only way we get to arrest her is if we catch her in costume, or we can prove a solid link between her cape identity and who we think she is."

"What?" Max couldn't believe what he was hearing. "So prove it. She's committed several high-profile crimes in Brockton Bay. Surely you can put together a trail of evidence." Am I actually lecturing a PRT trooper on how to make a case? But if it got Hax out of his hair, it was as good a method as any. Wait … Alexandria? "What's Alexandria got to do with all this?"

"All I know is that they had her civilian persona under surveillance while she was robbing that armoured car and beating up on Glory Girl," Henderson said. "I don't know the details, or her real name. Or even what her power's supposed to be, except that it isn't duplication. All that information's been compartmentalised, hard."

"But why?" Max was getting more baffled by the second. "And what about Alexandria?"

"I don't know why, sir, but I heard on the grapevine that Alexandria told Piggot that Hax was really important. I mean, seriously important. On the scale of Legend or Eidolon. So unless we can catch her dead to rights, we're pretending we don't know squat about her. Or so I've been told."

This wasn't making any sense at all. Yes, the irritating new cape was extremely capable. She'd proven that by successfully robbing Lung on the first encounter, then luring him into a trap with the PRT on the second. She'd also emerged victorious from fights with Brutes, and shown herself to be a Tinker of some capability. Could she be using L33t's tech? No, it hasn't exploded yet. And then, of course, there was the Coil episode. She seems overly sensitive to the idea of teenage girls being kidnapped. Maybe I should stage a kidnapping and lure her into a trap.

He mentally filed away that idea as 'plan B' and returned his attention to the phone call. "Okay, Henderson. I won't go near Hax. What about Über and L33t? They're in the system. Can you give me their information?"

His contact hesitated before speaking. "Technically, yes, sir."

"'Technically'?" He noted that the information had not yet been forthcoming. "What's the problem now?"

"I'm pretty sure there's a watch on that information, sir." Henderson sounded apologetic. "I could check it, but then there'd be a record that I'd done it. And if that information showed up elsewhere, then everyone who's accessed it would be under the microscope. Any excuse I made for checking it would have to be airtight." He didn't have to say any more. If Max ordered him to get it, Henderson would be burned as far as the PRT was concerned.

It had taken some time and effort to get Henderson as far into the PRT as he was. He'd never put a foot wrong, had never allowed even the breath of impropriety to taint his career. Was it really worth losing a valuable asset like Henderson, just to get the dirt on Über and L33t?

"I understand," he said at last, hating the taste the words left in his mouth. Backing down was not something he ever did by choice. "I might contact you later. Be ready."

"Yes, sir." Henderson hung up.

Max took the burner phone away from his ear and shut it down. Then he hurled it at the far wall, as hard as he could. The plastic case shattered and the bits fell to the floor in a scattered pattern.

Plan B was looking more and more attractive all the time.

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Washington, DC
Near PRT Department 24
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
0832 AM


Kathryn Grant accepted the cup of coffee from the street vendor and took half a dozen steps before someone spoke from behind her. "Excuse me, ma'am?"

She looked around, automatically on guard at the strange voice. The man was tall, at least six inches over her own five-foot-six. However, no matter how well-built he was—and she had to admit, he was ripped—he didn't hold himself like a trained soldier. In fact, not only was he wearing thick-lensed horn-rimmed glasses, but he was also hunched forward slightly in a way that she'd seen a dozen times before, on big men who went through life subtly apologising for being so tall. The only thing in his hands was a tourist map, inexpertly refolded.

Grant wasn't career PRT, but she'd done the basic training before taking up her position as Deputy Director West's executive assistant. She was rated 'expert' with the snub-nosed pistol that resided inside her purse, just inches from her hand, and she made sure to keep current with her hand to hand training. This guy was big, but he was sending all the wrong signals for someone to be a danger to her. It occurred to her that the glasses could be fake, but when she glanced that way, she saw the telltale distortion of heavy magnification. Christ, he must be nearly blind without them. Nonetheless, she didn't relax all the way.

"Yes?" she asked, her fresh cup of coffee in her left hand—at the first sign of trouble, kick him under the kneecap, step back and pull the gun—and her right hovering over her purse. She knew she looked like an executive on her way to an important meeting, because she carefully fostered that look. Her hair was brushed forward to conceal the Bluetooth earpiece; tapping that twice would call on a PRT ready-response group, less than three minutes away. "Can I help you?"

He offered a sheepish smile. "Really sorry to bother you," he said, opening the map. "But I was looking for the nearest BART station, and I just can't figure this map out."

It took her a few seconds to puzzle out what he was talking about, and to place his accent. "Oh!" She smiled, shaking her head. "Sorry, sir. This isn't the West Coast. In DC, we call it the MetroRail, or just Metro for short." She stepped closer, still watching his body language. Everything about him said 'harmless lunk' but she never took anything for granted. With her right hand, she pointed; this close, she'd be able to throw the coffee up under his glasses into his eyes if he grabbed at her. "See there and there, the 'M' symbols? That's what you're looking for."

He pushed up his glasses in a classic 'nerd' gesture—this close, she could see the marks that a pocket protector had left on his shirt—and peered more closely. "Oh, is that what they are?" He snorted a self-deprecating laugh. "I swear, I'm getting more blind every day."

"That's all right, sir." His watch beeped, but she resisted the impulse to look down at it. In her peripheral vision, it appeared to be even more complicated than the timepieces most nerds wore. She wouldn't have been surprised if it was set up to receive cable TV. "You have a safe day, sir."

"You too," he began. "Thanks again for—look out!"

At his exclamation, she stepped back, the coffee sloshing in the cup as her hand dipped into her purse. But he wasn't moving on her; in fact, he seemed to be looking behind her. She'd checked-six about ten seconds ago, and there hadn't been anyone there then, but she glanced around, just in time to see a small feathered form out of the corner of her eye. Too late, she ducked and flung up an arm. Black wings flapped at the back of her head, and a sharp pain shot through her scalp. Then the wings were beating skyward; looking up, she saw through tear-filled eyes something that could've been one of any type of bird disappearing into the distance.

"Holy crap," the tourist said, staring after it, his hand shading his eyes. "That's the first time I've seen a crow do that in February." He looked down at Kathryn. "Are you okay? Do you want to sit down?"

"I'm fine." The words came automatically to her lips, even as she cautiously felt the back of her head. The pain had already receded, and when she inspected her fingertips, there was no blood on them. "Did that thing just get my hair?"

He shrugged. "I guess. It happened a bit quick for me. Are you sure you're okay?"

The obvious concern in his voice brought a reluctant smile from her. "Yes, I'm sure. I'll be fine. It was just a bit of hair." To her relief, her shoulder-length dark hair hadn't been overly disarranged. "Thanks anyway. Now I've got to go, or I'll be late." Smoothing her hair down, she turned and walked away from him, keeping an ear out for hurried footsteps behind her.

No such footsteps occurred. After thirty seconds, she looked back to see him meandering the other way down the street, still studying his map. Carefully, she scanned the sky, just in case the importunate bird was awaiting another chance to strike. Fortunately, this did not seem to be the case. Crows nest-building in February. Who knew?

With a sigh, she took a sip from her coffee. It was delicious, as always. Already, the tiny ache from where the hair had been taken was receding.

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Über

Shambling down the street, Über slowed his steps at the entrance to an inviting-looking alleyway. Nobody seemed to be watching, so he ducked into it and pressed a button on his overly-ornate watch. Seconds later, a shimmering grey rectangle flickered into being on the brick wall before him. He stepped through, into the base. Or rather, into the rearranged base. Half of it had been set aside for L33t's workspace, while Hax had claimed the other half. Uber walked between the two sections, to a section of the shimmering grey wall where a bundle of electrical cords protruded through from another portal.

He stepped through into the living room of an apartment. L33t looked up from where he was extracting the tangle of hairs from the beak of the bird, and tossed him a careless salute. "How'd it go, dude?" he asked. "She make you?" The bird rolled a realistic-looking eye and let out a harsh caw before L33t reached in through the feathers and switched it off. Its eyes dimmed and its beak drooped.

Über shook his head as he took the watch off and dropped it on to the cradle that L33t had designed for it. "She was wary as hell." Straightening up, he felt the pull of the tape that had been placed across his shoulders as a reminder. It felt good to stand upright again. "But my harmless-idiot act worked perfectly." He removed the glasses, then carefully took out the contacts he'd been wearing, storing them in their respective cases. "The bird was a good distraction. Did it actually get any hair?"

"Yup." L33t's voice was positively gleeful. Pulling a plastic glove on to his hand, he flipped a magnifier down over his right eye. Carefully using the gloved hand to straighten out the strands of hair, he examined the ends. "And if I'm not much mistaken, we even got a little skin from her scalp as well."

"Excellent." Trailing delicious odours behind her, Alibi exited the kitchen nook of the apartment. "That'll give me a head start on the DNA extraction." She leaned over his shoulder and eyed the strands of hair. "Is that how long she wears it?"

"Pretty much." Über looked down as the cradle chimed. Orange LEDs changed to green, one after the other. "And it looks like I got a good solid body scan on her, too."

"Even better." L33t tucked the hair away into a plastic container and handed it to Alibi, who put it in her pocket. "So, does she wear glasses? Jewellery? A watch?"

Über grinned. "A watch and a necklace, yes. But I saw something else when the bird hit her." He tapped his ear. "Bluetooth."

L33t's eyes lit up. "Dude. You rock."

"Hey." Über shrugged, faux-modestly. "You guys did the heavy lifting with your tech work. I just suckered her in and kept her talking till the bird could hit her from behind. Piece of cake."

"Well, talking about cake," Alibi noted as she headed back toward the kitchen, "I just finished baking your favourite. Figure it'll be cool enough to eat by the time I get there."

Über held up his hand; without needing a prompt, L33t high-fived him. All this and cake, too? Life just kept getting better and better.

Of course, we've got a ways to go yet. But Hax's plan was solid. All they had to do was pull it off.

The most irritating part, of course, was that they'd never be able to tell anyone how they did it.



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Part Thirty
 
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Part Thirty: One Damn Thing After Another
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Part Thirty: One Damn Thing After Another

[A/N: This chapter beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]



Taylor Hebert
Pwnage Base
Thursday, February 10, 2011


Growing up, I'd never suffered from any particular criminal tendencies. I didn't steal money from Dad's wallet or Mom's purse, I never cheated on tests, and experimenting with cigarettes or alcohol was something other people did. In fact, I only went into crime after getting powers and finding out there was no legal way to bring Emma Barnes to account for what she'd done.

However, one thing Mom had instilled in me was a love of reading. I liked all kinds of books; non-fiction, adventure, fantasy, science fiction … and mystery. As befitted an English professor, Mom had a collection of the classics by Doyle, Poe, Wodehouse, Heinlein and others; in my spare time, I read as many as I could get my hands on. One thing I took particular pleasure in was studying the clues presented in a Sherlock Holmes novel and figuring out what was going on before Holmes connected the dots for a befuddled Watson.

As such, I knew how easy it was to leave incriminating traces for the forces of law and order to connect the heist we were planning to Pwnage. They wouldn't have any kind of motive to work from (except for the obvious one of 'we wanted to steal it'), their knowledge of our methods was necessarily sketchy, and I was intending to use my one big cheat to make 'opportunity' look like a no-show. Besides, even though they were guaranteed to decide it had been done with powers, it was in our best interests to obscure exactly which powers had been used.

Fortunately, the closest I'd come to being caught was the night of the North Side robbery. That had been far too close for comfort, but since then I'd crafted Alibi, who had come in handy on several occasions, and been kidnapped twice, which I thought was faintly ridiculous. I mean, in a city full of supervillains I could see it happening once (especially when it came to Coil) but having it happen a second time was was very irritating.

Shooting Lung in the face with my stun rifle had been quite therapeutic in that regard. Although it couldn't have done his pride any good, especially after the humiliation I'd inflicted on him in our first fight. Giving him the little notes had been Lisa's idea; she'd managed to get him foamed six times in less than a week. The highlights reel she'd crafted out of footage 'extracted' from the PRT security archives was utterly hilarious, though I'd put my foot down when L33t wanted to insert it into the show somewhere. No sense in letting the forces of law and order know everything we could do, after all. Or even most things, for that matter.

Which was why nobody outside of Pwnage or the Undersiders had even the slightest inkling of Alibi's nature. The Brockton Bay PRT and some of the Protectorate (and Wards) technically knew of my existence, and the nature of my powers, but it seemed they had yet to make the conceptual leap to figure out where Alibi had come from. And since Alexandria herself had arrived from Los Angeles to intercede on my behalf, they were being very hands-off in their actions toward me. Which I didn't mind in the slightest, because it gave me a lot of leeway.

I figured that even with the hands-off order they were still trying to get a hold over me; after all, the undercover cops masquerading as relief teachers in the halls of Winslow weren't all that hard to figure out. With a little help, of course, from the counter-surveillance skills I'd acquired from Über's power. What they didn't seem to realise was that their presence actually worked to my advantage, allowing Alibi to be seen by reliable witnesses while I was doing something illegal elsewhere.

All of which didn't mean we could slack off on the prep for the Great Endbringer Caper. Each of us had a part to play. After I dusted off the devices I'd constructed to generate Alibi's outer appearance (well, pulled out of storage and made sure they were working right—there was no way I'd actually let dust settle on them) I set to work creating what I needed to build a replica of one Kathryn Grant.

As the executive assistant to Deputy Director West of PRT Department 24 in Washington DC, Ms Grant was ideally placed for our plan to gain access to the accumulated material gleaned from Endbringer attacks over the years.

However, this wouldn't just be a rebuilding of Alibi to make her look like Ms Grant; I had zero idea of what protocols and safeguards the real Ms Grant would have to correctly deal with in the normal course of the day. Or how she acted around her boss and co-workers. Even if I boosted my acting capabilities to the max with Über's power, I'd never be able to be her. Unless we cheated, which was of course what we were going to do.

Alibi could pretend to be me, because part of her programming involved checking back with my brain any time she encountered a situation that the semi-autonomous habits didn't cover. The Kathryn duplicate needed to be able to do the same with her original, which meant a three-way linkage rather than a two-way; orders would come from me, the context and subtext from Kathryn herself, and the duplicate would supply the action. Which in turn meant I had to get L33t to build some stuff for me, because while I could dismantle and then rebuild my devices, I still couldn't have two identical (or even near-identical) working models. We'd discussed building an entirely new brain for the duplicate as opposed to reusing the brain I'd built for Alibi; on the one hand, reusing the brain would save him the time and labour of building one for himself but on the other, I didn't want to lose the accumulated experience that Alibi had built up. In the end, I decided to put together a gestalt storage unit to download her essence into while Kathryn's duplicate was using the brain. After we were done, I could reverse the process and have Alibi back.

L33t's part was to build a control strip that would stick to the back of Kathryn's neck, much like the strip I'd made to control Alibi, and not only transmit information from Kathryn's brain to the duplicate, but also keep her in REM sleep while this happened. However, before that, he had to build a very similar device which would spend a day or two transmitting data scanned from Kathryn's waking brain to the duplicate's, in order to imprint her personality and habits on its core. This needed to be installed in something she habitually wore, preferably something with a power signature. Über had already noted that Ms Grant wore a Bluetooth earpiece, which suited our requirements right down to the ground. All we had to do was acquire it, disassemble and build our extras into it, then return it to her before she noticed it was gone. I'd be busy building a brand-new Kathryn Grant with the DNA, the hair sample, and the Tinker-tech body scan to work off, so it was up to Über to be the burglar.

This would not be Über's only role, of course. Groundwork had to be laid in other areas, so he plotted out the script of what L33t chose to call Operation Concern Troll. However, Über had only just begun his work on this when L33t and I had our first real argument since I'd joined the team. Fortunately, Über stepped back through the doorway from Seattle in time to interrupt the screaming match before it got too far along.

"Whoa, whoa!" he shouted, waving his arms in a scissoring motion. When Über raised his voice, he could really project it, so L33t and I fell silent. "Okay, what the hell's going on here? I was gone ten minutes, and you're at each others' throats? What the hell happened?"

L33t and I both spoke up at the same time, each trying to talk over the other.

"She's totally unbelievable—" "He just started yelling—"

"QUIET!" he bellowed, and we both shut up. For a long moment, he just breathed in and out, calming himself. Then he spoke, his voice quiet and level. "I'm going to give each of you a chance to tell me what's going on. The other one will stay quiet. Is that understood? Nod if it is." His gaze raked over both of us; I nodded, followed by L33t.

"Okay, then." He looked at the both of us, and seemed to spend a few moments making up his mind before speaking. "You're going to walk me through it. L33t, how did it start?"

I bridled at that. Why couldn't he talk to me first? But I knew he'd be fair about it, so I kept quiet with an effort.

"Right." L33t glanced at me. "I came into her workroom to ask her about the control strip thingy, because I had trouble understanding some of her notes. So I asked to see the original. Give me an idea how it went together." He opened his mouth to go on, raising his voice a little. "But she—"

"Okay, stop." Über actually put his hand up like a traffic cop, and L33t shut up. "Okay, Hax, he came into your workroom, yeah? What happened then?"

Über's interruption had given me time to tamp down my anger, so I was able to face him calmly. "I said no." At this point, I was starting to wonder if I really was as much in the right as I'd thought before. Oh, well, in for a penny. "He asked why. I told him, and he went totally off the deep end—"

"Whoa. Stop." Über did the traffic-cop thing to me, then turned back to L33t. "What did she tell you? Why couldn't she show you?" Even as upset as I was, I had to admire the total concentration he was applying to each of us. It was probably a skill he'd acquired using his power, but it was working. Still, I wasn't going to enjoy this next bit.

As soon as Über finished speaking, L33t opened his mouth. "Because it's part of her. Dude, when she was fighting Lung, he hurt her a lot worse than she told us later. That stupid Manton field generator made Lung's power think stuff was part of her, so when she regenerated the damage he did to her, things like the control strip got built into her." His glare at me was more of frustration than anger. "She shoulda told us."

"Really?" Über switched his focus back to me. "Is this true? What else got built into your body because of that?" He didn't seem to be fazed by that at all. Then again, he'd known L33t for years. This was probably only a minor mishap by their standards.

I sighed. "The RFID chips I use to make the suit fold on to me. Maybe a couple of small components from the suit itself, I'm not sure. I looked it over as closely as I could while we were on the road trip, but I couldn't see anything important missing." I tried to give him a serious stare. "Is it really that big a deal? I'm healthy, there's no harm done. The control strip was the last thing that people could use to tell me apart from Alibi, so that's a good thing, right?"

"No. It's not a good thing." He gave me a stern look. "We're a team, Hax. We work together, we kick ass together, and we don't hold important stuff like that back. And you knew it was important, or you would've just told us." He paused to let that sink in, then asked one final question. "Why didn't you tell us?"

My eyes wanted to look anywhere but at him. I forced myself to meet his gaze anyway. "Because I knew you'd freak out." My voice wasn't much more than a mumble, but then I gave L33t an accusing glare. "And I was right. He totally freaked out."

Über sighed. "Hax. You should've told us. L33t. You shouldn't have freaked out and started yelling at her." He shook his head. "I really thought better of both of you. Especially you, Hax. Keeping stuff like that from us, especially when it could come back to bite you in the ass later, isn't good for you or the team. Got it?"

I wanted to argue the point, but it wasn't like I had a leg to stand on. "Yeah, okay." This was about the point where Über was likely to tell us to apologise to each other, so I decided to get in early and turned to L33t. "I'll apologise later, but not right now. I'm still too pissed."

He shrugged, already looking less unhappy about matters. "Yeah, I shouldn't have freaked out like that, either. And holy crap, where did you learn how to swear? I'm nearly ten years older than you, and I can't swear like that."

Still smarting from being taken to task like a five year old, I shrugged. "Dad's a Dockworker. I guess you pick up things." Anxious to change the subject, I looked over at Über. "So how'd it go in Seattle?"

His dry look informed me that my obvious ploy had been noted, but he answered me anyway. "Went really well. I pulled up one of my sock-puppets in the tinfoil-hat part of the boards, and posited that the PRT was grinding up bits of Endbringer and injecting it into their best agents to make instant capes. That got half a dozen replies, ranging from 'Som1 from the PRT told me that too' to 'ur fukd in the hed nube'." I was impressed by his ability to convey the spelling by tone. "By the time I left, the flamewar was well underway."

"You know the mods'll put a stop to it before it gets too far," L33t pointed out. "You gotta keep the heat going or it'll die out." He headed back toward his workspace. "I think I'll have another look at those blueprints. That control strip isn't gonna build itself."

"Yeah, I'm gonna go online in a minute and throw some more gasoline on the fire," Über agreed. "I think this one's going to quote someone they know who said that Endbringer material evaporates after a certain time." He watched L33t go, then turned to me. "Are you going to be okay?" he asked quietly. "You know he means well. He's just concerned about you, is all. We both are."

I tried not to glower at him. "I don't like being shouted at," I said shortly. "My … my mom died in a car crash, and all I can remember is Dad shouting at her while she was lying there in the morgue …" Turning away from him, I wrapped my arms around myself. "I hate being reminded of that," I said, trying not to let my voice catch.

"Hey." He put his hand on my shoulder and squeezed gently. "I'll go talk to him, all right? He didn't know. Hell, I didn't know. But it won't happen again. And if you want to go home and take the afternoon off, we'll understand."

"No." I turned back toward him. "I'm in the middle of building the Kathbot. Once I've got it up and running, then I'll go do something to unwind. But if I stop now, I'll have to start all over again tomorrow." Something occurred to me. "And tell L33t he's gotta knock before coming into the work room."

He frowned slightly. "Okay, I get that you're still upset with him. But making him knock—"

"No, it's not that." I waved his words away impatiently. "I mean, yes, I'm still pissed with him, but you're gonna have to knock too." I gestured at where I had the articulated skeleton set up on a rack. It, at least, didn't have to be Tinkertech. All that was in the brain, for the most part. "I'm going to be putting the outer body on soon. So until we can get some of her clothing, she's gonna be naked in here. So knock before you come in, okay?"

"Uh, sure," he said, but there was a doubtful tone to her voice. "You do know it's just a puppet, right? There's no person inside. No real mind, yeah?"

"It's about the proprieties," I told him firmly. "I'd feel weird if you guys looked at Alibi without her clothes on, and this woman would almost certainly freak out if she knew someone was building an anatomically correct duplicate of her. I mean, beyond calling for Master/Stranger protocols on herself to make sure we couldn't replace her." I rolled my eyes. "You know what I mean. We're still gonna do this thing, but let's not make it creepy, okay?"

Über nodded seriously. "No being creepy, check. Got it. I'll go tell L33t to remember to knock in future." He paused. "And as for supplying her with clothing, we don't really need her clothes, do we? Pretty sure she's about L33t's size, and I seem to recall he's got a set of sweats he hasn't worn in about two years. I'll go finagle them out of him. They should do until you can get her into the house, yeah?"

"Duh." I didn't facepalm, but it was a near thing. "Fuck, I'm an idiot. Yeah, that'd be perfect, thanks." While I still didn't feel quite like smiling, I shrugged in silent apology at making him do all the heavy lifting as far as problem-solving went. "Good thinking."

"Hey, we can't all be lucky enough to end up with bullshit hax Trump powers." With a smirk that was almost as smug as Lisa at her finest, he strolled out of the work-room, whistling a tune I seemed to recognise as the theme for some first-person shooter or other.

I put it out of my mind; the duplicate wasn't going to build itself, after all.

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Max Anders
Medhall Building
Friday, February 11, 2011


Max poured a couple of fingers of prime aged bourbon into his glass, then leaned back in his chair. "James. Tell me you've got good news. Tell me you know how to dismantle this new team before they become more of a problem." The ice cubes made tiny clinking sounds as he sipped at his drink.

Krieg shook his head. "I've shaken the bushes and pushed my police contacts as hard as I dared, but there's very little to be had. Whatever the PRT have on Hax, they've got it locked down hard. Even the watchlists don't have anyone resembling her on them." His expression sour, he poured himself a drink and sat down. "They're serious about this. It seems your man wasn't exaggerating about Alexandria's reasons for coming to town."

Hookwolf stood up from where he'd already been sitting, and splashed some of the bourbon into his own glass. "I've got two things. One, the girl who got kidnapped is called Taylor Hebert. Pretty sure it isn't Hax's real name, but she cared enough to rescue the girl. Twice, even." He sprawled back into his chair and downed half the bourbon in one gulp. "And the other bit's about how she actually got rescued from Lung. Turns out it wasn't Hax. It was the Undersiders. That's the word on the street, anyway."

Max controlled the grimace brought about by watching good liquor being maltreated in such a fashion, and nodded firmly. "Yes, I know about the Hebert girl. She's fifteen, and she attends Winslow High. It's definitely not her. The Coil incident had Hax next to the Hebert girl, on camera, for a significant amount of time. And from what I understand, Lung only kidnapped her because he wanted information about Hax." The information about the Undersiders was new, though.

"So there's our in. We want Hax's attention, she's the way." Hookwolf finished off his drink and smacked the glass down on the low table next to him; Max was grateful that it didn't shatter on impact.

"Wait a moment, here." Purity had been sitting quietly up to this point, almost fading into the background. But now, she sat forward. "Are we seriously considering kidnapping a fifteen year old girl?" Even if her body language hadn't shouted out her feelings about this, the tone of her voice certainly did.

"I have to ask the same question," Krieg said. "If only because two other villains have done the same thing, and they're both in PRT custody. I feel it's my duty to point out that doing something like this that's backfired spectacularly twice before is quite possibly a very bad idea."

"No, no, you don't get it." Hookwolf waved his hands around in excitement. "They didn't know what they were doing. Coil thought she was Hax, and didn't plan for Hax herself to show up. Lung knew she wasn't Hax, but he got blindsided when the Undersiders came into it. So we set a trap for Hax and Über and L33t, and the Undersiders as well. Get rid of all the rats at once."

Max considered his words. They made sense. In fact, they made a lot of sense. "Are there any other resources they could call on if we did this?" he asked. "I'd hate to get blindsided by something we didn't consider."

"Max, seriously?" Purity stood up. "I can see Bradley doing something like this, but you and James? I thought you were better than this." She walked over to stand before his desk, then leaned on it, bringing her face closer to his. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Removing a threat to the Empire," he replied in a level tone. "The girl herself won't be harmed. Über and L33t on their own aren't a danger to us, but Hax is … a catalyst of some sort. With her ridiculous powerset, she's elevating them a level where the city has begun to take them seriously. And with her most recent comments about the Empire, we need to act. Otherwise, people will start to repeat those jokes about us." It was a very real danger, he knew. Once the Empire became a laughing-stock, it would take forever to rebuild their reputation as a force to be feared and respected in Brockton Bay.

"I don't see who else they could call on," Krieg said, his expression serious. "If we discount the heroes, all we really have is the Merchants and Faultline's Crew. Plus a few rogues." He ticked points off his fingers. "Parian doesn't do heroics. You've got a meeting with Faultline this afternoon. And the Merchants … no, I can't see Hax and her allies even going near Skidmark."

"Why the hell not?" demanded Hookwolf. "I mean, nobody with half a brain would consider working with the Merchants, but these assholes ripped off Lung, for fuck's sake, That's kinda stupid, right there." He got up, went over to the desk, and poured some more bourbon into his glass.

"Except that they got away with it," Max pointed out. "It was only Lung kidnapping the Hebert girl that even got their attention. And they had the wherewithal to set a trap for Lung. No, the reason I think they wouldn't go near the Merchants is that they're not stupid. Also, they're being far more professional than Über and L33t have been in the past. And finally, Skidmark doesn't play well with others, and I doubt Hax is the type to suffer fools gladly."

"She did team up with Über and L33t," Krieg pointed out blandly. When Max shot him a sharp glance, he shrugged. "Just playing devil's advocate here."

"Yes, she did," Max conceded. "But I'm certain she's also the one who whipped them into shape. In fact, have you heard of L33t having any equipment malfunctions since she joined them? Perhaps she's making him pay attention to detail for once. If she tried anything of the sort with Skidmark …" He let his voice trail off. The less said about the foul-mouthed leader of the Merchants, the better. In fact, the less thought about him, the happier everyone was.

"Perhaps we should be glad she didn't join the Merchants," Krieg noted after a moment of silent introspection. "If she could have that effect on Über and L33t, imagine the Merchants with an infusion of competence."

"I'd really rather not, thank you very much." Max grimaced in distaste. "No, I'm of the strong opinion that even hard pressed, they won't call on the Merchants." That topic dealt with, he leaned forward. "So, we kidnap her. And then?"

The office door slammed. Max looked up and realised that Purity was no longer in the room. He really couldn't see her problem with the matter. It wasn't as if they were planning to hurt the girl, after all. She was simply the bait in the trap. True, he wouldn't envy her the experience, but she'd have quite a story to tell afterward. Maybe he'd even give her his autograph. Teenagers liked that sort of thing, didn't they?

Hookwolf grinned. "Can I do it? I can make it real loud. Real public. Get Hax's attention for sure." He cracked his knuckles with a series of metallic pops.

Max frowned. "I think … perhaps not. You have a regrettable tendency toward collateral damage, and we only want to get Hax's attention, not that of the PRT and Protectorate as well. Once we take down Hax, we'll be releasing the child safe and unharmed, to send the message that it was never about her. Killing people in the process of the snatch would … confuse the issue. They've already sentenced you to the Birdcage, remember. We don't want to push matters to the point that they issue a kill order on your name."

"Besides, given that the Hebert girl's been kidnapped twice already, I would be entirely unsurprised to learn that Hax has some subtle way of keeping track of her," Krieg remarked. "We can just grab her off the street, or out of her home, and wait for a response. If nothing happens, we post a video challenge online for Hax to respond to. She's already shown a flair for the dramatic; we'll use that against her."

"I like it." Max steepled his fingers before him. "However, we're banking on Hax being able to locate the Hebert girl and she's shown the ability to teleport, so we won't hold the girl here. Bradley, I'll leave it to you to find a suitable location that's not linked to Medhall in any way. We won't be doing the snatch immediately; first, we need to prepare the site, and work out mechanical countermeasures to as many of the Undersiders' known powers as we can. And, of course, Hax's teleportation and Brute levels."

"Meh, I can take her." Hookwolf snorted in derision. "I watched the video of her in the firefight in Lung's casino. Before she started ramping up, she was feeling the gunshots. If they can make her flinch, I can peel her out of that armour like opening a can of fuckin' sardines." He popped his knuckles again. "I'll fuckin' rip her to shreds."

Max nodded. "Just to be sure, I'll have Cricket and Stormtiger on site as well. The three of them may just be good enough to hold you off, but the only one in the city who would've been able to take on all three of you at once is in PRT custody." His eyes creased as he smiled unpleasantly. "Feel free to make it hurt."

Hookwolf grinned savagely. "With the greatest of fuckin' pleasure."

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Taylor Hebert
Pwnage Base
1535 Hours


L33t looked around from a monitor screen as I pushed open the door to his workshop with my elbow. I wasn't using my hands as I was currently holding a plate of cookies. They were fresh out of the oven, and still warm; I saw him perk up at the delicious odour. "I come bearing a peace offering," I said. "Sorry for snapping back at you, before."

"Yeah, sorry for going off the deep end and shouting at you," he replied, getting up from his chair. "They smell nice." Reaching out he plucked one off the plate, then eyed it cautiously. "You haven't put laxatives or something in them, have you?"

Rolling my eyes, I put the plate down on the desk, then took a cookie and ate it. "Well, if I did, I'm getting a dose too," I mumbled through a mouthful of crumbs, then swallowed. "When I say peace offering, I mean peace offering."

"Okay, I can get that." He took a bite, and smiled blissfully. "How can you make stuff that's so good?" he asked, after inhaling the rest of the cookie. "I mean, it's just flour and sugar and stuff, right?"

I snorted, but carefully, so I didn't blow crumbs out my nose. "It's all in how you put them together. Like Tinkering, really, except anyone can do it. I could teach you sometime if you want."

He gave me an evaluating look. "You know, I just might take you up on that sometime, but not right now." Turning, he sat down at the chair again and pulled his headset mic down next to his mouth. "Okay, how far have we gone?"

Realising he wasn't addressing me, I looked at the screen for the first time. It showed a slightly distorted view of … a living room? "Where's that?" I asked.

"Her house," he explained succinctly. "Über's parked outside and down the street a ways. He got exact coordinates, and I doorwayed the Snitch inside. Now we're exploring. Looking for the bedroom."

"Huh, okay," I said, leaning closer. "Found it yet?"

"No, but we're narrowing it down," he replied, tapping his pencil on a roughly-drawn house plan. "Just a couple of rooms to go. She apparently likes closing doors."

"Cool." I took a cookie from the rapidly-disappearing pile and turned toward the door. "Well, I'll leave you to it. Her left leg should be just about finished printing out by now."

I wasn't even sure if he'd heard me, because his attention was fixed to the screen once more. As I left, I saw him reach out without looking and snag another cookie.

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Saturday, February 12, 2011
0030 Hours


I was back in L33t's workshop, this time sitting alongside him. Once again, Über wasn't there. Alibi had spend a pleasant evening with Dad and was now 'asleep' in bed at home. This was going to be her last night as 'herself' for a few days, so I was trying to make it nice for her. I was fully cognizant that she wasn't self-aware, and that I was anthropomorphising her—which wasn't exactly difficult, given how lifelike she was—but I didn't care. She'd saved me from a lot of trouble, so I was going to do my best by her in return.

On the screen before us, static gave way to an image of the same living room as I'd seen earlier that day. This time, the image was low-light, as evidenced by the disproportionate glare produced by the LEDs on electronic equipment. "Okay, I'm in," Über subvocalised; his voice came out of the speakers clearly. "Heading for her bedroom now."

"Roger roger," L33t replied, then shut up. I didn't say a word; the urge to tell Über to be careful was almost overwhelming, but I kept it under control. After all, it wasn't as if he didn't know to be careful.

Über moved through the house like a ghost. The Snitch had searched out what few security systems she'd had inside the house, so he knew to avoid them. I half-expected her to have locked her bedroom door, but the handle turned easily in his hand. Within, the woman we were going to replace lay fast asleep; I found it odd to look at her, given that I was building a duplicate of her in my workroom.

But it wasn't her we were after; not right then, anyway. Über's quarry lay on Ms Grant's nightstand, attached to a charging dock. Her soft almost-snores rolled out of the speakers as he eased up alongside the bed. I found myself holding my breath, as even the slightest disturbance could queer the whole deal. For this to work, nobody could even suspect a thing. Leaning over the night-stand, Über carefully detached the Bluetooth earpiece from the charging dock.

Beep.

I froze in horror, as did L33t. We'd looked up the device she'd been wearing, based on what Über had seen in their brief encounter, and we'd even made up a dummy just in case she got up for a drink of water in the middle of the night … but we hadn't realised it would make a sound when it was disconnected from charge. Ms Grant's breathing changed, and she rolled over toward that side of the bed.

Maybe Velocity could've done what Über did next, but nobody else. Hands moving like lightning, he pulled the duplicate out of his pocket, plugged it in, then dropped flat alongside the bed, all without making a sound. Out of line of sight, we heard a fumbling sound, then a muffled, "Mph."

It sounded like what someone would say if they'd thought they heard a sound, then found out it was nothing. I hoped she'd go back to sleep. If she got up to go to the bathroom or something …

The bedclothes rustled, but not in that settling-down way. I heard springs creaking, coming closer to Über's position. "Get under the bed!" snapped L33t as he snatched up the control unit for the pocket dimension and started stabbing buttons on it.

Über obeyed; he was halfway under, a couple of bare feet coming down right next to his face, when all of a sudden the image tilted sideways and went to static. I stared at L33t, wide-eyed. "Is he okay?" I asked. At the same moment, I heard a sudden "Ow!" from outside the workshop.

"He'll be fine," L33t replied with a grin, tapping one more button then putting the remote unit down again. "Might have a sore butt, though."

Über pushed open the workshop door. Standing in the doorway, he pulled his headset and balaclava off, then gave L33t a glare. "Come out here and I'll give you a sore butt," he threatened. "I'll kick it from one end of the base to the other. Open a doorway under me, will you? Could've warned me."

L33t rolled his eyes. "I pull you out of certain discovery and is that the thanks I get? That's gratitude for you." Swivelling on his chair, he held out his hand. "So, you got it?"

"Of course I got it." Über marched up to him and slapped the Bluetooth earpiece into his hand. "I do this shit for a living. Now, can you do your shit and set up the brainwave reader in this, so I can get it back to her before she wakes up in the morning?"

Holding up the earpiece, L33t eyed it critically. "We'll just have to see, won't we?"

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0400 Hours

Bzzt-bzzt. Bzzt-bzzt.

I rolled over in bed and checked the alarm clock, then stretched and yawned. The clock read 10 AM, of course, but that was because I'd had the tau field running at a four to one ratio since two in the morning, ever since L33t realised he'd need more time to build what he needed. Bouncing out of bed, I showered quickly—L33t and I had rigged up a pressure-pump to get over the water pressure problem—and cleaned my teeth before getting dressed.

Pulling a brush through my damp curls, I wandered into L33t's workspace, noting that Über was snoring away on the camp cot in the corner, while L33t seemed to be up and alert. This could probably be attributed to the number of empty coffee cups on the desk next to him. Directly in front of him, of course, was the Bluetooth device.

"How's it going?" I asked him cheerfully. "Wasn't too much of a problem, was it?" I was pretty sure he'd managed it, given his general demeanour of optimism.

"It's done. I was just about to put it back. It sucks that you couldn't help me with it, except by pulling it apart again," he grumbled. "But I managed it the second time. All we need now is a brain to feed the data to."

"Coming right up." The tau field was easy to shut down; now that we were covering the whole base with it, I'd set up each workspace with a dial for the ratio and a big red button to turn it on and off. Slapping the button, I picked up the pocket dimension control unit and punched in a pre-programmed setting. A moment later, I began to receive Alibi's signal again as she stepped through into the base; I'd left her with the instruction to be up at this time and wait for the doorway to appear.

"Hey, Alibi," L33t said as she appeared at the doorway to the workshop. I was never quite sure whether he was just being a smartass or if he actually considered her to be a person in her own right.

"Hi, L33t," she responded, as part of her semi-autonomic package. "How's things?"

"Oh, so-so," he said, leaning back in his chair.

"All right, that's just weird and you know it," I told him sternly. "Stop flirting with my body double, okay?"

"You mean that's not you?" he asked innocently.

I stuck out my tongue at him and took full control of Alibi. She followed me to my workroom, where she obediently lay back on the original rack I'd constructed her on. Once the full shutdown signal was sent, I watched all life drain from her until she was totally inert. Suppressing a shiver, I wondered how many people got to watch their own face do that.

Going around behind her, I sent another signal, this one to the mechanisms that held her body together. When I pressed my thumbs to the back of her neck and pulled apart, a previously-invisible seam appeared and split open, revealing her inner workings. Carefully, I parted the seam all the way around her neck, then undid several catches and pulled out a few plugs. Finally, I took hold of her head and lifted it all the way off.

Once her head was on my workbench, I separated the outer covering from the inner mechanisms and painstakingly lifted her face away, followed by her scalp and the rest of what made her look like me instead of someone else. This all went into a container on my workbench which held a nutrient bath. It wouldn't do to have Alibi's face die before I reattached it to her body, after all.

From a second container, I lifted another face, dripping with an identically-formulated bath. Following a quick towelling down, I fitted the new face and scalp over the mechanical head (and the brain within) but didn't close down the seams immediately.

I'd built the gestalt storage unit several days earlier, in preparation for this moment. Pulling aside a flap of scalp, I plugged it in and pressed the button on the end. LEDs along the side lit up, a row of red lights. One by one they turned green, until the entire row had changed colour. Still, I didn't pull it out until a soft, impersonal voice sounded from the mechanical larynx. "Hello, world." That was my signal that the entirety of what made up Alibi was stored safely in the gestalt unit, and the 'brain' itself was once more a tabula rasa. Removing the gestalt unit, I dropped it in my top drawer. It wasn't that I'd find it difficult to rebuild the Alibi gestalt if it were erased, but it just didn't feel right to 'kill' her, even if she was never really sapient.

Moving quickly, I sealed down the seams, then carried the head over to the other headless body occupying a rack in my workroom. Building the Kathryn Grant simulacrum had taken up a lot of my time over the last week, and I was justifiably proud of it. Based on data taken from the body scanner Über had been wearing, as well as the DNA and hair sample collected by L33t's mechanical crow, it was as close to her as we could get without actually contacting Blasto in Boston and getting him to clone her for us. And in some ways, my version would work better, given that she'd be Ms Grant in thought and deed … right up until we needed her not to be.

I plugged in the connectors, then snapped the catches shut. Then I carefully sealed down the pseudo-flesh until the seams matched up and bonded back together. Stepping back, I looked her over. Dressed in L33t's old sweats, she looked like she'd just come in from a jog and was taking a quick rest. "Done here!" I called out. "I'll just walk her out into the apartment!"

"One sec!" L33t called back. "One door, coming up!"

Taking control of the Kathryn-duplicate's motor centres, I got her to stand up. The difference between her and Alibi was immediately obvious; whereas Alibi was able to walk and talk without prompting, the K-dup didn't have any of that locked in. Nor would she, until I had a feed coming through from Kathryn's brain. It was imperative, given that she was going to be having conscious and subconscious cues coming through from Ms Grant's mind, that her motor instincts also be pulled from the same brain.

L33t was good as his word; a section of wall was shimmering in a slightly different pattern to the rest it, and I was able to shamble her through into the living room of the apartment we were renting under false identities. I would've preferred to leave her in the base proper, but the pocket dimension didn't allow for signal propagation unless we had an antenna poking out through a hole, as we'd done with Über when he did his recon of the house. With a sigh of relief, I had her flop on to the sofa, then lifted her legs so she was lying more or less naturally. Then I stepped back through the shimmering portal.

"Okay, that's me finished," I said cheerfully as I leaned in through L33t's workshop door. "Can you do me a favour and portal me home before you crash?"

"Sure," he groaned as he stood and pressed his hands into the small of his back. Vertebrae cracked and popped, then he yawned capaciously. "This has been one long fucker of a night."

"Blame the tau field, not me," I told him mischievously. "Just be glad we got it done. You got the earpiece back in place okay?"

"Yeah." He nodded tiredly. "Retrieved the dummy—which thankfully didn't fucking beep—and put the real one back. Not a worry in the world." Taking up the control unit, he tapped in the same sequence I'd used before.

I exited the workshop and located the 'doorway', then stepped through into my bedroom. Going from a well-lit area to near-total darkness was a little weird, but not as weird as some of the other stuff I'd been doing. Behind me, the shimmering grey oblong winked out, leaving no evidence that it had ever been there.

The house was dark and silent, with no indication that Dad was even awake, let alone aware that I'd been swapped out with Alibi. But I was still tired. Although I'd had a nice rest, L33t had woken me about two hours in, panicking that he'd messed up the brain wave recorder, so I'd had to get up and disassemble it once more to let him start fresh. Changing into pyjamas—again—I climbed into bed and snuggled down. As comfortable as the bed in the base was, there was still no place like home.

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Saturday Morning

"So, what are your plans for today?" asked Dad as we cleared the table after breakfast. "I was going to go into the office, but we could have a day together." He raised an eyebrow. "Unless I'm talking to Alibi right now?" His expression said I really hope I'm not talking to Alibi.

"No, you're talking to the real deal." I grinned at him. "Alibi's … not operational right now. So there's just one of me at the moment." Testing the running water with my hand, I turned the hot tap down slightly. "And yes, this means that while I'm here, I'm not out there."

"Not operational?" Dad actually looked a little concerned. "What happened? Did she, uh, it get damaged?" I could see the worries running through his head, wondering what had happening to her that might instead have happened to me.

"No." I shook my head. "It's just … hm. Difficult to explain. She's undergoing … call it an upgrade." I certainly didn't want to try to explain the details of her 'upgrade', or the reasons for it. And I definitely didn't want to tell him who we were going to be ripping off.

He dumped the plates in the sink and added detergent. "So does this mean you're free to spend the day with me?" Picking out the first plate, he started scrubbing at it.

I nodded, taking up the tea-towel. "You know, that sounds like a really good idea. I've been concentrating so much on building up our war chest that I haven't had time to be … well, me." That wasn't exactly the truth; I'd been having a lot of fun finding out what I could do with my powers. Or rather, with everyone else's powers. Of course, I'd been fobbing off being Dad's daughter on to Alibi a lot of the time. And while running Alibi was almost like being there, it wasn't exactly like it.

He smiled down at me and handed the plate over. "Well, I'm looking forward to reconnecting with my daughter the supervillain."

Laughing, I snapped the towel at him. "Dad!"

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Saturday Afternoon
Augustus Country Club
Max Anders


The salmon, as always, was exquisite. Max had just finished his course when the phone vibrated in his pocket. This was the phone in his left-hand jacket pocket, the one he used for illicit business. Moving without haste, he fished it out and stood up from the table. Tapping the answer icon, he held it to his ear as he headed for the doors leading out on to the terrace. "Yes?" he asked.

"Found a place we can set it all up." Hookwolf didn't bother announcing himself. "And I've got people keeping eyes on the Hebert girl. She's spent most of the day out with her father. There was a dozen times and places they could've grabbed her up, no problem. If Hax has a trace on her, it's fuckin' invisible."

"Assume it exists." Max strode on to the stone-flagged terrace, nodding to casual acquaintances. A subtle gesture toward the phone at his ear indicated that the call was important, steering people away from him. "Set everything up by invitation only. We don't need unwanted guests crashing the party, after all."

"Got it. Sure you don't want her grabbed anyway? We can hold her on the quiet till the trap's ready." Hookwolf sounded eager; perhaps a little too much so. While enthusiasm for the job was a commendable attribute, it was always possible to have too much of a good thing.

"I … think not." Max considered what to say next. "Neither of the previous attempts toward that particular result turned out well. Best to leave it for when the time is right."

"If you say so." Hookwolf, predictably, sounded disappointed. "Do I tell my guys to keep eyes on her?"

"Only if their strategy is not discerned." Max knew Hookwolf didn't like the business-related double-talk, but it was an acceptable price to pay for speaking where there might be overly-inquisitive ears. "If it is, they must accept the loss and withdraw from bidding at once."

"She's got no idea." Hookwolf's voice was scornful. "My guys could be waving swastikas and singing the fuckin' Nazi anthem and she still wouldn't have a clue."

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Taylor

"So what did you think of the movie?" Dad tossed his popcorn box into the trash as we exited the theatre.

I didn't answer for a moment, as I was distracted with counting the number of people who had us under surveillance. Seven, at my best guess, not counting the ones who were waiting in the wings to take over from the ones I could see. I had to congratulate the PRT for thinking outside the box for once; using people pretending to be gang members to shadow me was an inspired move, though it was kind of getting old. Where they got them all from, I had no idea.

"It wasn't bad, though I'm not at all sure where they got their ideas about how powers work, or how villains think," I observed mischievously. The look on his face nearly made me burst out laughing.

"I'd ask you exactly what you mean by that, but I'm worried you might tell me," he said ruefully. Leaning in toward me, he lowered his voice. "But since you brought it up, doesn't it ... you know, worry you? Being ... doing what you do? The possibility of being caught? I'm absolutely certain Armsmaster would love to slap the cuffs on you."

"Yeah, but that's because Armsmaster is a dick," I said blithely. "The man has the sensitivity and empathy of a wet sock, and that's being generous. All he's really interested in is his next headline. Fuck the innocents, fuck anyone who doesn't want to be a good little superhero and follow his orders and, most especially, fuck anyone who stands between him and his moment of glory." I took a breath to try to tone down the bitterness in my voice. "He would've had me arrested right out of my bedroom if he thought he had half a chance to make anything stick. There's rules about what he did. Okay, so they're not written down anywhere, and the more powerful capes only pay attention to them when it's convenient, but they're still out there. And he came extremely close to the line on that one. Which is why I'm not cutting him any slack."

"So is that why you decided to … uh, go the way you've been going?" To his credit, Dad seemed to mean the question seriously. "Because a superhero was a dick to you? I think there'd be a lot more villains around, if that was the case."

I raised an eyebrow as I glanced up at him. "Just think about what you just said for a moment. Then ask yourself what the PRT's doing wrong that lets you justify what you just said." I heaved a sigh. "No, that's not the reason. It's simple math. We are going to be suing the absolute crap out of Emma—and her dad, if he gets in the way—and for that, we need lots and lots of money. Heroes don't make lots and lots of money, unless they're a top name working for a corporate team. Rogues earn a little more, but even when villain groups aren't trying to press-gang them, they've got to jump through hoops and obey laws that seem deliberately intended to make it difficult for them to get rich easily." Über and L33t had been quite vociferous on the topic. "There's only one niche that makes money fast enough to be useful to us." I didn't need to explain which one.

Dad grimaced. "So basically the deck's stacked against capes from the get-go. I knew it was rough, but not that rough." He gave me a sympathetic glance. "Anyway, you seem to be doing okay."

I grinned. "Remember Alexandria's visit? That was the deck being re-stacked slightly. I mean, it hasn't been easy, but we've had a few lucky breaks along the way. And we're building a good rep, which means a lot in the business."

"So I see," Dad said dryly. "I remember the videos you showed me. It seems to me that Brockton Bay is looking forward to your next exploit, just to see if you can top your last one." He patted me on the shoulder and offered me a grin. "And I think I might be joining them."

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Saturday Evening
Pwnage Base
L33t


The shimmering grey wall of the base parted to reveal Über as he stepped in through from the apartment. "Dinner's nearly ready."

L33t looked up from the gaming console screen. "Yeah? What're you making?" As a happy side-effect of Hax joining the team, his best buddy was actually doing proper cooking once in a while, which L33t didn't mind in the slightest. Hax still did the best anything, because she actually cared, but Über's cooking was pretty good when he made the effort.

"Oh, I thought I'd try a pot roast." Über flopped down on the sofa and grabbed his own controller. "Oh, hey, did you sit the duplicate up? This morning she was lying on the sofa in the apartment, but now she's watching TV, or at least looking in that direction."

L33t's head came up, and he turned to look at Über. "No, man. I didn't touch her. I only went out to go to the bathroom, and I didn't go near her at all. Too much like a dead body for me, you know? Not moving or anything." He frowned as something else occurred to him. "This isn't some stupid 'gotcha' prank, is it?"

Über shrugged. "Go see for yourself." He fiddled with the controller and clicked his fire button. L33t flinched as his avatar's head exploded. "Whoops. Should've been watching your back."

"Asshole." L33t put the controller down and headed for the shimmering grey portal. Stepping through into the apartment, he looked over at the sofa with its sole occupant. Sure enough, she was sitting upright. He headed in that direction, suspecting it had really been Über who set her up in that position, after all. Leaning closer, he wondered how his buddy had managed to pose her like tha—

"Boo!" Coming suddenly to life, the duplicate spun around to face him and sprang to her feet. She threw her hands in the air, eyes opening wide as she shouted the word.

Of all the things L33t had been expecting, that wasn't it. "Gah!" he screamed, stumbling backward before tripping and falling on his butt. Adrenaline flushing through his system, he scrambled away as the suddenly-animate duplicate … began to laugh. She sounded strange, as if she didn't have much practice, but the mirth was clear on her face. Behind L33t, Über joined in on the laughter, and he realised he'd been the victim of a 'gotcha' prank after all.

Slowly, he climbed to his feet. "That," he said with as much dignity as he could muster, "Was. Not. Funny." His heart still racing, he looked at the duplicate of Kathryn Grant, now sitting demurely on the sofa once more. Now that he was thinking clearly, it was obvious Hax was controlling her, but it was hard to keep that in mind while looking at the stranger in the apartment.

"I dunno." The voice wasn't Taylor's, nor the intonations. However, it couldn't be anyone but her. "It was pretty hilarious from my end. The look on your face was classic."

"Sorry, dude." Über slapped him on the shoulder. "We were talking while I was making dinner, and I kinda suggested it. So worth it." His grin suggested he might not be as sorry as he made out.

L33t gave him the finger, then waved it vaguely around the room to encompass Hax as well. "This better be a damn awesome pot roast."

"Smells like it," Hax confirmed. "Serve me up a plate too." As L33t stared at her, she spread her hands. "What? This body's got to eat, too."

"I guess." He watched her get up from the sofa and head for the table, which triggered another memory. "Hey, this morning you were—I mean, that body was all over the place. How come you're walking so smoothly now?"

The smile she shot him was totally unlike Taylor's. "Turns out she works from home on the weekend. That brainwave scanner's had a real workout. If I had to guess, she did a lot of telecommuting while she took care of the housework, worked out for a bit, did some basic martial-arts training and probably went shopping, too. Never took it out once. Workaholic doesn't come close to describing her."

L33t rolled his eyes, but for a miracle he had the perfect retort. "You should feel right at home, then."

As Hax gave him a dirty look (it turned out her new body was really good at those), Über laughed so hard he had to sit down.

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Sunday, February 13, 2011
An Extremely Anonymous Abandoned Warehouse
Somewhere in the Docks
Kaiser


The metal soles of Max's armour clacked against the grimy concrete, the sound echoing faintly from the interior of the building, as he inspected the building Hookwolf had picked out. Random crates lay around near the walls; all of these had already been investigated as a matter of course. The only other thing of note was the preponderance of spiderwebs, but nobody was scared of those. Fenja and Menja were nearby, while at the far end of the warehouse, Hookwolf was directing some of his men in clearing out incidental trash. Victor strolled alongside him, eyeing the building with satisfaction.

Leaning back slightly, Max looked up at the ceiling. By his rough estimate, Fenja and Menja would be able to fit inside at full size, perhaps needing to stoop very slightly. "Here, we have a unique opportunity," he announced. "Usually when we go into battle, neither side gets to pick the terrain. And even when we outnumber the opposition, it's nearly always impossible to prevent them from retreating and slipping through our fingers. But here and now, we can change all that. If she wants to save the Hebert girl, Hax has to step into the middle of the trap." He indulged in a moment of quiet self-satisfaction, then turned to Victor. "How many people can she teleport at once?"

"When she dropped Coil off at the PRT building, she was moving herself and three adult men," Victor replied at once. "Though Coil isn't especially bulky. Also, the time lapse between capturing him and teleporting him into captivity suggests that there's a recharge period needed. So she can only do two at a time, or perhaps three or four without any passengers, before she needs to plug the teleporter in again."

"Which means she can't just teleport around the field of battle at will. This is borne out by the video of her fight with Lung," Max mused. He still wasn't quite sure about how she'd managed to turn her power armour into a dragon form, but the process had taken time, which he didn't intend to gift her with. "However, we also have the potential for Über and L33t to interfere, not to mention the Undersiders. How do we reduce the chance of that happening?"

"Presuming her teleporter draws from her power armour battery, she won't be able to fight an extended battle and teleport twice," Victor posited. "Bringing her compatriots into battle means that she will have to retreat immediately with both of them and the girl if she's to get out at all. And I strongly suspect she won't be able to teleport the Undersiders in at all, especially if Bitch has her fucking monster dogs along."

Max nodded, appreciating Victor's analysis of the situation. "So what's stopping the monster dogs from just bursting in through the side of the warehouse?" he asked, gesturing at the sheet-metal walls. "That won't be any barrier at all to them."

"It will if we put up an electric fence," Victor posited. "Set it up high enough that they can't just jump over it."

"And they'll barrel straight through it," Hookwolf interjected, striding over to join them. "I've seen those fuckers take bullets to the face. A little electricity ain't gonna faze them."

"Not if we draw power straight from the mains," Victor said with a grin. "It might not affect the dogs, but it'll sure as hell give the riders something to worry about."

Max nodded slowly. "That might take a day or two to set up, but it's doable," he decided. "Right then; how do we make sure Hax doesn't just jump in, grab the girl and jump out again?" Because that was the irritating part of working against a teleporter; they could essentially ignore any number of carefully planned traps and defences. Coil had found that out the hard way.

"A teleport blocker would be the easiest way," Victor mused. "But we'd still have to source one, and while rumour has it Oni Lee was killed when his teleport was blocked, it was probably Hax or L33t who had the blocker at the time. And we can't very well ask them to teleport in then block their own teleporter."

Max had to smile at the ridiculous image that produced. "No, we can't." Clasping his hands behind his back, he looked around for inspiration. If they couldn't devise a way to nullify the advantage afforded by Hax's teleporter, the trap would no longer be a trap, and the next transmission by Über, L33t and Hax would be … scathing.

"Hah!" Hookwolf's outburst was triumphant. "I got it!"

Turning to look at the burly cage fighter, Max saw that he was looking at where Jessica and Nessa were looking up at the ceiling as he had before, and discussing something between themselves; the twins were no doubt figuring out how high they could grow before the ceiling impeded their movement. "If you have something, perhaps you could share it with us?" he suggested.

"Two of them," Hookwolf said obscurely. "The Hebert girl and someone who can pass for her. We set up two cages and wire them up to zap anyone touching them. A girl in each cage. Maybe bags over their heads. There's gotta be more than one skinny girl in Brockton Bay."

Max didn't need any more than that; the plan was complete in his mind. When Hax teleported in, she would be faced with not one but two potential Taylor Heberts. The cages being electrified would hopefully prevent her from just tearing her way in, so she'd have to teleport into each cage in turn, in order to rescue the prisoner within. Which meant that one teleport later, her armour would be low on power and she'd have to fight her way out. It was a no-win situation. Or, for Max, a no-lose situation.

"I like it," he said. "Make it happen." He paused, then decided that what he had in mind had to be said. "And Hookwolf?"

"Yeah?" Bradley's greasy hair swung as the iron wolf mask turned toward him.

"When you find the right girl to play the part, lead with an offer of money. Ten thousand should be about right. If she can play the part convincingly, it'll be worth the cost." Some supervillains would make the promise and then kill the minion afterward, but Max was a pragmatist. The Empire paid its debts. To everyone.

Of course, he strongly suspected the fight itself would be an anticlimax. After all, what could one irritating Tinker/Brute in a set of power armour do against the might of the Empire?

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Monday, February 14, 2011
Winslow High
Taylor


It felt weird attending Winslow in my own skin for once. As I'd noted with Dad, sending Alibi in my place was almost, but not exactly, like being there myself. Of course, Alibi hadn't been idle in my absence; not only had she/I achieved a few quite satisfying moments of (entirely vindicated) revenge, but she/I had also managed to get Emma and Madison in trouble with the Winslow administration. To which my unspoken thought was simply About damn time.

Although it had been a month since that went down, Emma and her friends still had a month to go on their in-school suspension. It would've been totally petty of me to enjoy her predicament more than just a little. Of course, I was a teenager and an up-and-coming supervillain, so I figured I had a ready-made excuse for being as petty as hell. Not that Emma meant all that much to me any more—my life plan only included her as a rapidly diminishing image in the rear-view mirror—but it was extremely satisfying to see her get at least part of the comeuppance she was due.

At least, that was what I thought until I reached Winslow itself. The first odd thing I saw was the occasional heart decorating a classroom door and bulletin board—ah, right, it's Valentine's Day—and the second thing was Emma herself, walking down the corridor as if nothing had happened, with Madison flanking her on one side and Julia on the other. The only one missing was Sophia; while I didn't know exactly where she was, I had a strong idea that it wasn't someplace fun. Which I was perfectly okay with.

Of course, right now, I was faced with a problem right in front of me. Emma saw me a moment after I saw her, and she veered over in my direction. With the skills I'd picked up from Über's power, I was reasonably certain about my chances in a physical confrontation. What I wasn't sure about was the reason for Emma's current show of confidence.

"Hi, Taylor," she said; I didn't need the extra skills in body language to detect the malevolence behind the false cheer. "Fancy seeing you here." She didn't say any more, probably because we both saw Mr Gladly coming our way. After a month, I suspected his level of vigilance was probably back to its normal level of incompetence, but I was pretty sure Emma didn't know that for certain. Which raised another question.

"What are you doing out of suspension?" I asked bluntly. "Pretty sure it was due to run till this time in March." But even as I asked the question, I had a premonition about the answer. Her dad the fucking lawyer.

"Oh, Dad took me to see the school board and waved a bit of lawyer talk around," Emma said blithely. Mentally, I assigned my premonition a passing mark. "I batted my eyelashes and assured them that I'd seen the error of my ways and I'd been adequately punished. Principal Blackwell was there too. So me and Jules and Mads are free to resume our academic studies again." She gave me a brilliant smile. I wanted to punch it. "So we get to see each other in class again. Isn't that nice?"

I looked her in the eye. "I've got exactly three things to say to you. One: stay out of my way. Two: I don't know what legal bullshit your dad pulled to get you out of suspension, but there's no way in hell Sophia's ever coming back. So there goes your backup." I leaned close. "And three: stay out of my fucking way."

Tempting as it was to shoulder-check her out of the way as I went past, I refrained from the impulse. No sense in getting myself in trouble, after all. As I stalked away, I heard her sputter in indignation. "You can't talk to me like that! She can't talk to me like that, can she?"

By the time someone answered her, I was too far away to hear what it was. Nor, for that matter, did I care all that much. With any luck, she'd get the message. Or, if she didn't, I'd kick her ass. When it came to Emma Barnes, I was all out of patience.

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Tuesday Afternoon, February 15, 2011
Emma Barnes


Emma leaned back in the bus seat and stared out the window. Getting out of in-school suspension a month early was awesome, but it was balanced by the frustration of seeing Taylor on and off most of the day in Winslow and not being able to pick at her, or even demand to know what she knew about Sophia. Because it was obvious Taylor knew something. They'd both been taken away by the PRT after the locker thing, and only Taylor had come back.

Taylor had powers; Emma knew that much. But a very serious PRT officer had spoken to her and the others, and she'd signed forms that promised she'd never say a word to anyone about what she'd seen and what she knew. She guessed this was because they wanted to recruit Taylor for themselves though she hadn't seen an announcement for any new Wards, so it looked like she'd managed to fuck that opportunity up as well. Still, the NDA didn't have any loopholes to allow her to talk about stuff even after the PRT screwed up their recruitment pitch, so she followed her dad's advice and kept quiet about it.

Since Sophia had gone, there'd been the crackdown on picking on Taylor in general, then Emma had been caught tormenting her in the bathroom along with the others by Mrs Knott. She still couldn't believe Taylor had set that whole thing up. It was totally unlike her. Taylor didn't seem to give a shit any more about what Emma and the others could do to her. Though, and this was painful to admit, their ability to do stuff and get away with it was a lot less effective than it used to be. And it's all Taylor's fault.

Of course, now that school was over for the day, it was time for some retail therapy in the Market, then hanging out on the Boardwalk till it was time to go home. Maybe then she could put Taylor out of her head.

"Holy shit, there she is!" Madison's exclamation made Emma's head turn. The petite brunette was right on the money; strolling down the footpath in the direction of the Boardwalk was Hebert herself. She was wearing a belly-tee and jeans, and oversized sunglasses on top of her regular glasses, which was why Emma hadn't spotted her at first. But it was Taylor all right, and the bus was just pulling into the next stop. Perfect. "Come on," she said, jumping to her feet. "No teachers around now! Let's go fuck her day up."

As she made her way off the bus, she didn't even stop to wonder what Taylor was doing down near the Boardwalk.

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Boardwalk
Taylor


It was odd, controlling the duplicate we'd made of Kathryn Grant. Running Alibi was like being in a second skin, but when I sent the duplicate an impulse to do something, she did it differently to the way I'd been expecting. For the most part I wasn't pushing her to do anything, just letting the real Kathryn operate her on autopilot.

Kathryn Grant was lying at home in bed. On Monday night, Über had doorwayed into her bedroom and retrieved her Bluetooth device, using the low-tech expedient of cotton wool to muffle the telltale beep. I'd removed the brainwave scanner and built in a signal booster and a scanner of a different type. In the meantime, L33t had rebuilt the brainwave scanner into a control strip, not unlike the one I'd originally worn to control Alibi. The difference was that this one also kept the wearer in deep REM sleep. On his return, Über had applied the strip to the back of Kathryn's neck. For a moment, she'd almost awoken, giving us all a bad moment. But then the soporific effect of the strip took effect and she'd settled down into a deep slumber.

The next one through the portal into Kathryn's house was the duplicate. She/I had sat patiently, waiting until Kathryn's alarm went off, whereupon she/I went through the real Kathryn's daily ritual. Über had decamped by then; it was up to me, observing from afar, to make sure nothing went wrong.

And nothing had. 'Kathryn' had driven her own car to work, obeying all road rules. She/I flashed her badge to the security guard on the entrance of the undercover parking lot and parked in the correct spot. Going upstairs, she/I greeted her boss and—for three heart-stopping minutes—shared an elevator with him and Chief Director Rebecca Costa-Brown.

For most of the workday, I hadn't changed anything she was about to do, right up until the email Über had doctored arrived in her inbox. I nudged her to read it, and she did, then frowned. The email was a fake, but it had been spoofed to appear to arrive from a very real address. The topic was about bits and pieces of Endbringer that had been secured by the PRT. It referenced an ongoing discussion on the PHO boards, which had been raging for nearly a week, where private collectors were allegedly claiming that some of their pieces had begun to evaporate or otherwise disappear.

Printing out the email, she hand-carried it into her boss's office; Deputy Director West. "Sir," she/I said. "Have you seen this?"

Frowning in his turn, he adjusted his reading glasses and scanned the email. "I believe I saw it show up," he said. "I doubt that it's anything." I adjusted the duplicate's body language to indicate disagreement, but didn't say anything. He looked keenly up at her/me. "Do you have some reason to believe otherwise?"

"Normally I wouldn't think so," she/I said carefully. "But there's been some talk on the PHO boards about this over the last few days. It might not be a bad idea to do an eyeball check. Just to be certain." She/I gave a light shrug. "It'll take me five minutes. I'll get coffee on the way back."

For a long moment, he looked at 'Kathryn'. "Okay," he said. "I'll send word that you're on your way down."

"Thank you, sir." She/I let out a small sigh. "It's probably nothing, as per usual. But I think it's a good idea to check anyway."

He chuckled and agreed. As she/I left the office, he was picking up the phone. This was the crisis point; if he thought her request was at all unusual, he might just be calling for Master/Stranger protocols on Kathryn Grant. I'd only find out when she/I got there.

By the time 'Kathryn' made it down to the ultra-secure vault, I'd gotten off the bus from school and was heading down to the Boardwalk. As I was doing everything remotely, I didn't need to be at the base, and being out in the open while a heist was taking place hundreds of miles away appealed to my sense of humour. Especially as my pseudo-gang shadows were out in force today. They needed work on their tradecraft, but I supposed I shouldn't really complain that the PRT was so bad at covert surveillance. What did they think I was going to do down at the Boardwalk anyway, whip my stun rifle out of my back pocket and hold up Fugly Bob's?

It seemed that Deputy Director West had believed the story, because when 'Kathryn' showed her badge to the guards at the vault, they let her through. This wasn't the end of the story, of course; over the next few minutes, they pushed the ability of my tech to appear as human to its very limit. Fingerprints, retina scans and even a voice print were all taken. I'd planned for all this, of course, but it was still just a little nerve-wracking. Especially as the signal wasn't the best from the vault, but I'd planned for this; it was the work of a moment to send the signal to step up the gain.

That was when the hand fell on my shoulder.

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Emma

Taylor didn't seem to notice them as she wandered across the street and on to the Boardwalk proper, ending up leaning on the rail and looking out at the Rig. Holding her finger to her lips to warn everyone to be quiet, Emma sneaked up behind her and slapped a hand down on her shoulder.

"Shit!" Taylor turned fast, one hand knocking Emma's from her shoulder and the other coming up in some kind of martial-arts stance. A moment later, her expression turned from alarm to irritation. "Emma, for fuck's sake. Fuck off; I've got nothing to say to you."

What's she worried about? Emma decided to push a little. "That's funny. You had plenty to say at school. What's the matter, worried that the teachers can't watch your back now?"

Taylor took a step toward Emma. "I don't need the teachers to watch my back, here or at Winslow. I'm gonna give you one warning. Fuck off. I'm busy, and I don't need you in my life or in my face."

"Busy?" jibed Madison. "What are you so busy doing? All I can see is someone who's gonna spend the rest of her life doing nothing. Just like you're doing now."

The expression of irritation deepened, but Taylor didn't say or do anything for a moment. Emma looked at her, wondering what was going on. "Are you spacing out on me? Jeez, Taylor, are you high or something?" There was no response, except that Taylor seemed to be counting under her breath. Emma reached out toward the sunglasses.

She didn't even see Taylor's hand move, but her wrist was suddenly gripped more tightly than she'd remembered Taylor being able to squeeze. "Back. The fuck. Off." Taylor's voice was low and controlled. "Now."

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Taylor

Emma and her stooges showed up at exactly the wrong moment. I managed to get 'Kathryn' into the vault, but the signal was skipping in and out, and I didn't know how high I could boost the signal on the Bluetooth device without burning it out altogether. While I was trying to concentrate on the incoming data from the K-dup, I was also having to deal with the ongoing confrontation. This was definitely not like running Alibi; with her, I could've danced a jig while kicking Emma's ass with one hand tied behind my back. As it was, I could only spare minimal attention toward Emma.

But there she/I was, in the supermax vault. There was a guard at the door, whose entire job was to make sure that I didn't have a heart attack or otherwise die in his domain.

'Kathryn' approached the three rows of drawers holding the most painfully-won substance in the known world. Every chunk of Endbringer had been earned at the price of the lives of dozens, if not hundreds, of capes and civilians. If lives lost bestowed value, then these pieces of oddly-textured matter were more precious than gold or gemstones.

I ignored Emma and her cronies for a moment as 'Kathryn' waved her access pass over the reader on the front of the first drawer. It beeped agreeably and slid open, revealing a few silvery chunks of Behemoth. The label next to them indicated that they massed a total of six pounds. I needed more.

Closing the drawer, I selected the next one over. It also beeped, just as the phone in the duplicate's pocket vibrated. The drawer slid open, and she/I saw a fourteen-pound chunk of Behemoth.

Pulling the phone out, she/I tapped the answer icon. "Grant."

"Ms Grant, the tech boys just contacted me." It was West. "There's some sort of weird interference emanating from that area that they can't pin down. I'm going to need you to get out of there right now."

"Yes, sir," was her automatic response. "Right away." But she/I didn't move, apart from ending the call. Instead, she/I touched the Bluetooth device on a spot where there shouldn't have been a button. "One," she/I said softly, sending exact 3-D coordinates through to L33t.

"Excuse me, ma'am," the guard said, advancing into the vault. "You're going to have to leave. We have a security issue."

"One moment, soldier," she/I said, drawing on every iota of command voice we shared. "Almost done here." The card swiped over two more drawers; one for Leviathan, one for the Simurgh. My guess had been correct; each one held enough for my needs. "Two," she/I said. "Three."

"Ma'am!" The guard came right up to me and took hold of my arm. I knew quite well that he was about to use force to make me leave. I was going to leave, all right, but not the way he intended.

Kathryn Grant was trained in martial arts, but not to the degree that I'd gotten to using Über's power. I overrode her instincts and training and broke the grip, then dropped the guard on the ground. There was a shout of alarm from the doorway to the vault, but I was already reaching for the Bluetooth device. Squeezing the button as hard as I could, I shouted, "Now!"

An instant later, alarms sounded, deafeningly loud. The last thing I saw as the floor dropped out from under me was yellow containment foam billowing down to descend upon the hapless guard.

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Emma

Just as Taylor snapped the word "Now," it was echoed from all around. Hands roughly grabbed Emma and pulled her arms behind her back. Frightened screams told her that Madison and Julia had been similarly grappled. Looking around, she realised that her captors were wearing Empire colours, with basic cloth masks pulled over their faces.

"What the fuck?" Taylor, despite being similarly held, looked far more annoyed than frightened. "Can't you PRT idiots leave me alone for one fucking day? I keep telling you, I've got nothing to do with Hax."

"That's for Kaiser to decide." A new voice intruded on the situation. Emma turned her face to see a face she knew from the news. Victor. Oh, shit. It's Victor. "So you're coming with us. Easy or hard, your choice."

Expressions flickered over Taylor's face, faster than Emma could follow. Finally, she settled on one that Emma had only been starting to see again recently. Determination.

"Okay," replied the tall brunette. "I'll come easy. But the others have got nothing to do with this. Leave them out of it."

"I dunno." Victor turned to look at Emma, and she imagined his gaze flaying the flesh from her bones. At the same time, she felt an intense rush of gratitude toward Taylor. Oh, yes, I'm not important. Please, believe her.

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Taylor

Victor was playing with me. I knew it, and he knew it, but Emma didn't. She quailed under his look until he finally nodded. "Fine. Leave the spares. Just bring the Hebert girl." Turning back toward me, he gave me a hard look. "Just remember, you said you'd come easy. No fucking around."

"Hey," I said, trying to sound like I was attempting to be brave. "What am I gonna do?" My light-spot had already settled on to him and I was taking in its commentary on his powers. "I know why you want me, but I've got nothing to give you." He had a lot of skills from a lot of different people, it felt. I began to leach them away, starting with his habits of caution. If I could get him monologuing, I figured I could learn a lot.

"Like I said, that's for Kaiser to decide." He gestured toward the road, where three trucks were just pulling up. "Your ride's here." I didn't struggle and didn't argue; anything I intended to do would have to wait till there were no innocent bystanders around. So, in the middle of a bunch of Empire goons—and boy, was I pissed at myself for not spotting that earlier—I headed over toward the middle truck and climbed into the back. There were seats inside, running down each side of the truck. Without being told, I moved up toward the front and took a seat.

"So what happens now?" I asked as Victor seated himself beside me. He didn't move to secure me, which could've been his lack of caution showing, or just basic confidence that he could restrain me if I acted out.

"What happens now is that we move you to an undisclosed location and wait for Hax to show up to rescue you," he said cheerfully. "See, when she arrives, the whole Empire's gonna be waiting on her, so we can teach her a lesson about disrespecting us." Leaning back, he stretched. "It's gonna be fun."

I let my head hang forward, so that my hair concealed the thoroughly evil grin that crossed my face.

Oh, you've got no idea.



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Part Thirty-One
 
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Part Thirty-One: Revenge, Interrupted
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Part Thirty-One: Revenge, Interrupted



[A/N: This chapter beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]



PRT Department 24
Washington DC
Chief Director Rebecca Costa-Brown


There was something wrong.

Rebecca couldn't quite put her finger on it, but somewhere during her day, she'd seen or heard something that was ever so slightly off. She tried to shrug off the sensation, as nothing seemed to be amiss, but it clung to her consciousness and insisted that all was not right. So she sat at her desk and began to go through her day, examining each incident in her flawless memory, seeking the disparate note in the orchestra.

It seemed the best idea to examine her interactions with the personnel on site first. Deputy Director West was the person who could do the most damage if he were somehow suborned, so she picked him first. One by one, she analysed every word and gesture that he had expressed in her presence. Nothing jumped out at her, so she turned to her memories of West's subordinates in the chain of command.

After fifteen minutes of that, she concluded that their behaviour was well within acceptable norms. The next person on her mental list was Kathryn Grant, West's executive assistant. While not in the chain of command, she held a certain amount of authority within the building. All of this authority, of course, devolved directly from West; she could create no new initiatives without explicit authorisation from her boss.

Rebecca flashed back to the first point during which she had encountered Ms Grant, in the elevator. They had ridden up several floors together. A few casual words had been exchanged, then West and Grant had gotten out on the same floor. As she reviewed her memories of the elevator ride, Rebecca's brows drew together. All of the Grant woman's words and mannerisms had been precisely in line with what Rebecca knew of her … but when she was actually responding to someone as opposed to making a comment of her own, her reaction time was a good tenth of a second slower than average. The delay would have been imperceptible to someone without Rebecca's ability to examine a scene minutely in her memory, but it was there. More to the point, it was consistently there, all the way through the encounter.

She picked up her phone. There was no proof that something was wrong, save her own observations, but she could still have the Grant woman picked up and placed in Master/Stranger isolation until Legend or Eidolon came in to find out what was really going on with her. Just as she hit the first digit, the alarms went off.

She entered the rest of the number as fast as she could. At the other end of the line, West didn't answer immediately. She waited as the sirens blared, trying to restrain her impatience. The plastic creaked in the grip of her hand. Her every instinct demanded that she get out there and find out what was going on now, but common sense restrained her. There were no shots, explosions or smell of smoke, so the emergency had to be more subtle than a straight-up attack on the building.

Finally, her call was answered. "West."

"What's going on?" she demanded.

"Security breach in secure storage three," he replied crisply.

Secure Storage SSB3, she knew, was where they kept Endbringer fragments. "Who's involved?" she asked, knowing what answer she would hear. She also knew the precautions that had been taken to ensure nobody could breach the integrity of that secure storage vault—or escape once they had.

"Kathryn Grant. My executive assistant." His tone was pained. "I can honestly say I never suspected this for a moment."

At least he was accepting it. "None of us did. Once we get her into Master/Stranger screening, we can find out the truth," she assured him. "In the meantime, seeing as you've had the most contact with her today …"

He picked up on the hint immediately. "Of course," he said, a defeated tone to his voice. "I'll hand off my duties and have myself placed in M/S as well. Who should I give them to?"

That was another facet of Master/Stranger screening. Those under investigation were of course required to hand off their duties, but they weren't allowed to choose who to pass them over to. "I'll handle the security breach. My executive assistant will take over your desk. Hang up the phone immediately and report to Master/Stranger screening without speaking to anyone outside that department."

"Roger that, ma'am," he replied heavily, and hung up.

Rebecca put her phone away, then stood up from her desk. She took three steps out of her office and turned to her executive assistant, a smoothly efficient young man called Roberts. "We have a situation," she said crisply. "Report to Deputy Director West's office. You're running his desk for the moment. Redirect all my calls there. Handle all non-urgent matters and put a hold on everything you can."

Turning on her heel, she left him already folding his laptop. There was no doubt in her mind that he would be set up in West's office within five minutes. Now, all she had to do was find out who was idiotic enough to try to steal Endbringer material from under her nose, and good enough to actually get into Secure Storage Three. A grim smile tugged at the corner of her mouth as she walked. She was going to enjoy this interrogation.

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L33t
Pwnage Base Apartment


"One," L33t heard over his headset. 3-D coordinates showed up on the screen in front of him. "Two. Three." As the Kathryn-duplicate's voice spoke, two more sets of coordinates arrived. His fingers were already hitting the buttons on the remote, followed by the Execute key. If everything was working right, a section of the 'ceiling' of the pocket universe would be shifting to a different texture to allow a piece of Endbringer to fall into the bin left there for that purpose.

He repeated the procedure for the second set and was halfway through the third set when "Now!" resounded in his ears. Abandoning the third set of coordinates momentarily, he hit the override key and the come-home button, both added to the remote after they'd gotten back to Brockton Bay. This was supposed to allow a rather larger portal to drop the Kathryn-duplicate into the base on to a large inflatable mattress. He still couldn't believe how much Über had bitched about not having the same courtesy extended to him, when they'd had to pull him out of Grant's house unexpectedly.

As soon as he had the portal closed, he went back to the coordinates. Hopefully, they hadn't pulled the samples into deeper storage. Entering the third set, he hit the Execute key, then wiped the coordinates from the screen.

As he pulled off the headset and hit the button to power down the computer—no sense in taking chances—Über looked over at him. "Well, how'd it go?"

"Let you know in a sec." L33t stood up and pocketed the remote. He could've done all this from inside the base, but it was nice to be able to look out the window once in a while. Though they did have their bug-out procedure set up so they could be inside and buttoned up tight in thirty seconds.

They'd be a very frantic thirty seconds, but drills (suggested by Hax and seconded by Über) had shown it could be done.

"I'm coming too," Über said, turning off the TV. "I wanna see what Endbr—"

"Don't say the word!" hissed L33t urgently, and Über shut up immediately.

Perhaps he was being paranoid, perhaps not. But while a careless utterance of that particular word outside of a secure location (the pocket universe which now made up their base was the only place he considered to be secure) might not be overheard and reported to the authorities, he didn't want to take chances. Especially since, if all had gone well, they now had in the region of forty pounds of stolen Endbringer material on their hands.

That was the difference between this heist and (nearly) every other one they'd managed to pull off. Cash, jewellery, paintings; that was everyday stuff. Nobody really cared about it, apart from the actual monetary value. But this … this was unprecedented. Part of him wanted to shout their triumph from the rooftops, but the more sensible part knew it was best to keep all this on the down-low. Everyone from the Triumvirate down were going to be looking hard for whoever had just ripped the PRT off, and he didn't think Birdcaging would be off the table. Even if Alexandria had put the word out to keep 'hands-off' on Taylor Hebert and Hax. They'd just made her look stupid, and nobody liked to look stupid.

The portal into the base was open all the time—they needed some way to run cables in—so he stepped through, with Über at his heels. "Check the bins," he said as he peeled off to check on the Kathryn duplicate.

She was sitting up on the air mattress when he got to her. Despite the fact that she wasn't under outside control, she gave him a disconcertingly intelligent look. "Hello," she said.

"Hey," he replied, offering his hand to her. "Let's get you outside." That would allow Taylor to take control of the animatronic puppet once more and let them know where to pick her up from.

"All right," she said, grasping his hand and pulling herself to her feet. When he headed back toward the portal, she followed him.

"Woo hoo!" whooped Über from across the base. "All three! Fourteen pounds, thirteen point five and fifteen! Hax is a frickin' marvel!"

"Yeah, just don't forget that we've just managed to put egg on the faces of some really high-end people," L33t said. "This is not something we're gonna be publicising." He pulled the remote from his pocket. "Which reminds me. You need to go get the control strip. Chances are they made her before I pulled her through, so they'll be kicking down her door in ten minutes or less. We don't want them analysing that strip." And of course, they couldn't build in a self-destruct for something that was going to be stuck to the back of the neck of an innocent woman.

"Gotcha." Über headed for the section of the wall they generally used for exterior portals while L33t entered the coordinates for Kathryn Grant's house. When the shimmering pattern shifted to become a portal, he stepped through. L33t waited until he returned, then hit the button to return the shimmering grey portal to being a shimmering grey wall. Forestalling L33t's questions, Über waved the silvery strip. "All good."

"Awesome. Leave it in Hax's workspace so she can destroy it." L33t didn't think they'd need to use something like this again, but there was always the off-chance. If Hax destroyed something, it could be rebuilt, but the same couldn't be said for him. Or at least, that was the way it had always been.

He turned to the K-dup, who'd been standing there, patiently waiting for him. "Come on." They stepped out into the living room of the apartment, and L33t turned to face the duplicate. "Hax, you there?"

The change that came over the animatronic body was subtle, but by the time it ended, L33t had no doubt he was talking to Taylor Hebert and not Kathryn Grant. "Hey," she said. "How'd it go?" It still sounded weird to have Kathryn's voice speaking Taylor's words, though.

"No complications on our end," L33t hastened to tell her. "All three samples in the bins. We just got the strip back, too. So, you want us to come pick you up?"

"Ah … that might be a problem," she said awkwardly. "You know how I thought it was kind of ridiculous that Alibi got kidnapped twice in a row?"

L33t didn't want to come to the conclusion that her words offered, but it was inescapable. "You're shitting me. You've been kidnapped? Again?"

"Well, not 'again', technically speaking," she said defensively. "It's the Empire, this time. They're trying to draw in Hax."

"Shit, that's not a good thing," he said urgently.

"What's not a good thing?" asked Über as he emerged from the portal.

"Hax's been kidnapped," L33t explained. "By the Empire this time."

"Oh, for fuck's sake!" snapped Über. "Again?"

"That's what I said!"

"It's not 'again' if I've never been kidnapped before," Taylor said through the K-dup. She sounded irritated. "Anyway, they're going full court press on this one. According to Victor, they're taking me to an abandoned warehouse with a electric fence all around it, and an electrified cage to hold me in one place. They're even bringing in a body double in a wig to be a decoy in a second cage, and there'll be a bag over my head."

"Well, fuck." Über didn't usually go for understatement; L33t figured he must be rattled. "We'll come get you, of course. Where are you?"

"Right now I'm in transit so I can't be sure," she admitted. "But once you get Alibi up and running again, she'll be able to home in on me."

L33t frowned. "Are we going to have time for that?" he asked.

"We're going to have to make the time," the K-dup insisted. "You two on your own aren't going to be able to rescue me without finding me first."

"So all I've got to do is swap out the mind gestalts?" L33t said. "Two, three minutes, tops, right?"

The K-dup shook her head. "No, you're gonna have to change out the bodies, too. Kathryn couldn't fit in the Hax armour if she tried."

L33t held up his hands defensively. "Whoa, no. No way. I know how much you value your privacy. If I changed out your bodies, I'd have to look at some point. And then it would be totally fuckin' weird forever after."

"Oh, for fuck's sake." The K-dup sighed. "Alibi's still fully clothed. You're just going to have to move the head over to Alibi's body, then change out faces, reset the brain and restore from Alibi's gestalt unit. I'll walk you through the instructions. But we need Alibi in that damn suit."

"Oh." L33t felt foolish. "So I don't have to rebuild her like you did?"

The Kathryn duplicate had a good line in eye-rolling. "Well, duh. I wasn't going to put you through that."

L33t nodded. "Coolness. So, what do I do first?"

"Well, first, you need to go into the base and get some stuff that we're going to need …"

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Chief Director Rebecca Costa-Brown

"All right, dissolve the foam."

It had taken a little while to clear non-essential personnel from the building and lock it down, but Rebecca wasn't taking any chances. If the intruder was someone like Pretender, who could 'ride' people from point to point, she wanted everyone watching everyone else. But everything was in place now. She'd wanted to be on the spot when the foam dissolved to reveal the infiltrator, but the PRT commander had insisted that she was too important to put into harm's way. And so, she was sitting in an office, one floor up, with a bank of screens showing the CCTV views of the area, and a microphone to give orders. It wasn't perfect, but she'd managed with worse.

On the screen, a trooper aimed a long spray-nozzle at the mass of yellow containment foam. A fog billowed out, causing the foam to dissolve into slime that oozed toward the floor. It was going to take a little while, but Rebecca was a patient woman. The last thing she wanted was for Grant to slip away because they were too hasty in their actions.

The first person they came across was the guard. He was doing as he'd been trained, lying flat before the foam had a chance to solidify, thus maximising comfort. Once he was free, he scrambled to his feet and stepped out of the way. Another trooper with a smaller spray canister worked him over from head to foot, relieving him of the last remnants of the foam, before he was escorted to Master/Stranger holding. Like West, he would be thoroughly processed before being allowed back on duty. And if he was somehow now the new host to the Stranger, then they'd find that out as well.

Foot by foot, yard by yard, they cleared the foam from the vault. Rebecca found herself leaning toward the screen, eyes searching for any sign of Kathryn Grant.

Her phone rang. Irritably she picked it up, to find that Roberts was calling her. Without taking her eyes off the screen, she answered it. "What is it?" she asked testily.

"Ma'am, I just got a call on Deputy Director West's private line. The lady identified herself as Kathryn Grant and apologised for sleeping in. She said she was getting ready to come in as soon as possible."

Rebecca froze. "What's the status of the team that was dispatched to her home?"

"Thirty seconds out, ma'am," he replied promptly. Of course he would've checked on that. "Orders?"

Her mind went into high gear, connecting the dots with lightning speed. There were two major possibilities here. One was that Kathryn Grant was a bald-faced infiltrator with a Mover rating, who was trying to cover her tracks with the story that she'd been sleeping in all this time. The second was that she'd been somehow cloned or otherwise copied and kept in a somnolent condition while the clone entered the building and carried out its mission.

"Put a slowdown on that," she ordered. "Tell them to surround the house and apprehend her if she tries to leave, but not to effect a dynamic entry just yet. There's a chance she's innocent in all this." Especially since her perfect memory had just thrown up another instance of someone who made use of a near-perfect body double to appear to be in two places at once. What does Taylor Hebert have to do with all this, if anything?

"Yes, ma'am," he replied. She hung up the call, eyes still fixed on the screen. As she watched, the last of the foam was broken down into sludge, showing that the vault was otherwise empty. Another memory popped up, of Armsmaster's report from the aftermath of Lung's capture. Hax had been on a rooftop with several others, tentatively identified as Über and L33t, as well as the Undersiders. Though his visor had been mostly covered with containment foam, Armsmaster had said that he'd seen Hax disappear from sight into a doorway that wasn't there.

She's got access to some kind of portal tech, which means that they could've pulled whoever went in there out again, with nobody the wiser. "Get that vault checked out," she ordered crisply. "I want to know what's missing, if anything. Also I want the recordings from all available cameras plus any and all sensors connected to that vault routed to this workstation stat."

Someone had just played her for a fool, and she was pretty sure she knew who it was. Once she had any kind of proof, she was going to land on them with both feet. Staying hands-off with a cape suspected to be valuable in Endbringer fights was one thing, but that did not mean she should let them infiltrate the PRT with impunity. At the very least, Taylor Hebert required a reality check.

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Lt Daniel Edwards, PRT
Outside Kathryn Grant's Residence


"Hold … hold … she's coming out now."

All the way over in the back of the APC, Edwards had been psyching himself up for whatever they might run into. A Master controlling the Deputy Director's executive assistant, a Stranger who might try to cut and run at the first opportunity … there were a dozen different possible scenarios. None of them had included a woman who simply walked out of her front door into the arms of two PRT troopers.

He watched her open her mouth to scream, then pause, obviously recognising his armour insignia. ""Lieutenant!" she called.

"Ear protection," he subvocalised to the rest of the squad. "If I start acting hinky, foam me down." He waited until he'd received a round of 'Roger' before he stepped forward. "Yes, Ms Grant?"

"Recognition code Delta Delta Myrddin Kyushu," she said clearly.

At this point, he was almost certain it was the woman herself. An imposter, or a Mastered puppet, wouldn't know the codes. But there were still procedures to follow. "Papa Foxtrot Legend Ellisburg," he responded. "We're going to need to search your home. Is there anyone in there?"

"Nobody that I know of," she replied. Once again, he was impressed by her coolness under pressure. "Am I compromised?"

"Master/Stranger screening," he advised her. "That's all I'm allowed to say."

"Understood. I'm going to stop talking now." Deliberately, she took her hand from her purse and dropped both it and her house keys on the doorstep. Turning her back to the troopers, she placed her hands up against the door and assumed the position.

Edwards keyed his radio. "Thompson, Fairleigh, frisk her and secure her. Don't take any chances but don't be too rough; she knows we're the good guys and she's going to cooperate. Leigh, Harris, Bannon, Stark, make sure the house is empty, then secure it for the tech boys. Don't touch anything."

As his men jumped to obey, he kept a lookout all around, but he suspected that all the action here was done. But he had a duty to do his job properly, and that was what he was going to do.

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Taylor

The truck had made enough twists and turns that I wasn't really sure where I was. Not that I was really worried about that; over the course of the ride, while I chatted to L33t, I'd been steadily draining Victor's pool of accumulated skills. He had a lot of them, and his power helpfully informed me which ones had been learned naturally, which ones were entirely stolen, and which were a mix. The irony here was that anything I took from him that he hadn't spent the time to learn the hard way, he would lose for good. Ordinarily, stolen skills came back relatively quickly, between retraining and falling back on the memory of learning them the first time. But without those memories, Victor was crap out of luck. I tried not to snicker at the thought.

He may have caught me at it, but one of the first skills I'd eroded over the course of the truck ride was his ingrained paranoia and caution. That had taken a little time, but it had been worth it, because the second skill I'd drawn down was the ability to keep his mouth shut. Boasting was universal, after all. Everyone liked to make themselves look smarter and more important than they really were. It only took a few questions after that to learn that they were taking me to an abandoned warehouse, and to get details of the precautions they'd taken to ensure that I couldn't rescue myself quite as easily as I'd done with Coil.

The interior of the truck grew darker just before the truck pulled to a halt. "We're here," Victor announced. "Out you get, girl."

Obediently, I got out of the truck. As I'd suspected, we were now in a warehouse, with a big roller-door that was squeaking and squealing its way shut behind us. Outside, I caught a glimpse of a gate being closed outside the warehouse. That'll be the electric fence. Then my power grabbed my attention and tugged me around to look at the people now approaching us. Kaiser and Hookwolf were easy to identify as they were both covered in metal, as were Menja and Fenja because they were both about fifteen feet tall. The rest I tentatively identified as Stormtiger, Cricket, Othala and Alabaster.

Well, holy crap-balls. Victor had said there'd be capes here to give a warm welcome to Hax when she showed up to rescue me, so I'd figured I'd have a few powers to play with. He hadn't said anything about a buffet.

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Inside Pwnage Pocket Dimension Base
L33t


"Will you hurry up?" fretted Über. "They've had Taylor for ages now. God knows what they'll do to her if we don't rescue her."

"It's been fifteen minutes," L33t said absently. Carefully, he fitted the mechanical skull on to Alibi's body. "They've got Taylor as bait for Hax, not because they know she's Hax. She's more valuable to them unhurt." The neck joint clicked into place, and indicator LEDs flared to life over the top of the cranium. Oh, good. That works.

For years, L33t had been resigned to having his tech fall apart at the worst possible moment. This reputation preceded him, perhaps a little unfairly. The very few Tinkers he'd met as a villain had been leery of letting him even handle their work, for fear that his bad luck would somehow infect them.

And then, Taylor joined the team and everything changed. Technically, she was using his power, but she still got him to assist with her Tinkering, and helped him with his work in return. His rate of catastrophic failure had dropped all the way to zero, and she was available to help fix any blunders he did make. Until now. Now, she needed him to put together Tinkertech she'd made, and he needed to get it right, first time.

Like Über, he was of course concerned over Taylor's well-being, but it would help neither of them if he screwed this up and they weren't able to come rescue her. So he was literally doing this by the numbers.

"Okay, next step." He consulted the carefully written instructions that he'd had Taylor recite, then go over word for word until he'd been certain he knew what to do. "Clear brain memory cache of current imprint." There was a port in the back of the head, with a recessed button on either side. Hax had told him it was possible to use Alibi's gestalt to overwrite Kathryn Grant's imprint, but that way led to the possibility of minor quirks cropping up later on. It was safer to do a complete wipe. Carefully, he plugged in the gestalt storage, then used his thumbs to press both recessed buttons at once. This wouldn't work at all if the storage wasn't plugged in, thankfully enough. The last thing they needed was to have Alibi fall over because she got tapped in the wrong place in the back of the head.

He watched as the lights on Alibi's skull blinked in sequence, starting at all green, and eventually going to all red. The artificial larynx spoke two words in a soft, impersonal voice: "Hello, world."

"That's good, isn't it?" asked Über. "Is that good?"

"It's perfect." L33t smiled. "That means it's ready for me to do the installation." He re-checked the list of instructions, even though he was pretty sure he had them committed to memory by now. "Okay, this one might take a few minutes. Alibi's pretty damn complex." Taking careful hold of the gestalt recording device, he pressed the button on the end. Green LEDs began to dance along the length of it. If he knew his binary, the code they were spelling out indicated that this would take some time.

Hold on, Taylor. We're going as fast as we can.

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Alexandria

Safely secluded away from prying eyes, it had only taken Rebecca about thirty seconds to go over the data at maximum playback speed. Then she sat back with her eyes closed, analysing it frame by frame. Not only had 'Kathryn Grant' (she was almost certain now that it had been a Hax-style body double in the elevator with her, though controlled by Hax rather than Grant) vanished from the vault just as the foam was coming down, but three drawers of Endbringer material had also been relieved of their contents at the same time. A total of 42.5165 pounds of the most expensively-won substance on the face of the Earth had gone missing, from the most secure holding the PRT could devise.

Not quite at the same time, she noted. Two drawers had been emptied while 'Kathryn Grant' had been scuffling with the guard—and, she noted, displaying CQC skills above the rating that Ms Grant had on her dossier. The floor sensors had ceased to register her weight just as the foam began to dispense from the nozzles. Visual imagery showed her falling toward the floor of the vault at that moment … or perhaps falling through it? If a portal opened up under her feet … The Endbringer material had vanished from the third drawer just after the foam had filled the vault, a good second after 'Kathryn Grant' fell through the portal, if that was what she'd done.

Opening her eyes, Rebecca studied the frozen image on the screen, of Kathryn Grant putting a trained PRT soldier on the floor with a picture-perfect throw. It had almost been the ideal heist. The perpetrator had gotten away with the goods, with no obvious way to track her down. Had they pulled it off so nobody even knew the Endbringer material was gone until someone looked, that would've been perfection. But it wasn't.

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An Extremely Anonymous Abandoned Warehouse in the Docks
Hookwolf


"Hey."

Bradley looked around. It was the kid in the cage who'd spoken. The one Victor had snatched from the Boardwalk, Taylor something or other. He didn't give half a shit about her, either which way. She was just a means to an end, and that end was all about showing Hax why mouthy bitches didn't talk trash about the Empire.

Her voice was muffled because of the bag over her head. He wasn't sure how she'd even known he was there, or why they hadn't gagged her. But there was no real harm in seeing what she wanted. "What's up, kid?"

"Do I really have to have my hands tied?" She didn't sound petulant or whiny. She didn't sound like a kid at all. What she sounded like was someone trying to hold on to their patience despite assholes pissing her off. Bradley knew that feeling. It made up most of his day.

"Sorry, kid," he grunted. "If we did that, you might take the bag off. Don't want Hax figuring out who she's looking for straight off the bat, right?" It made sense to him, anyway.

"Oh, okay," she said agreeably. "But you know I wouldn't do that anyway, right?"

"Well, no, but that's the orders Kaiser gave and I've gotta follow orders," he pointed out. "Soon as we've got Hax locked down, we'll untie you and let you go."

"So you're not going to hurt me?" She sounded hopeful.

"'Course not," he scoffed. "You're just a little girl. It's not like you're a danger to the Empire or anything." The whole idea was ridiculous.

"And what about Hax?" she asked. "Does she get to walk away, too?"

"Fuck, no." He cracked his knuckles. "We're gonna fuck her up good. Nobody fucks with the Empire like that and gets away with it."

"Oh, okay. Well, thanks for talking to me."

"No problem. Just hang tight. This'll all be over soon." Sweet kid. Polite, too. Pity she had to be pulled into this shit. Turning, he went to walk away, and nearly tripped. "Christ!"

"Want to watch it," she said helpfully. "The floor's rough around there."

"Oh, right, thanks." He headed off, hoping nobody had seen his near-pratfall. Nice kid. Maybe I should pass the word to try and recruit her.

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Alexandria

For most people, this would've been the end of the line as far as the investigation went. The thread, pulled free, led to no more data. But Chief Director Rebecca Costa-Brown wasn't most people. She was singular. She was unique.

Back in her office, leaving Roberts to run West's desk until he was cleared (which she was certain he would be, along with the real Kathryn Grant, and the guard that the fake Grant had floored) Rebecca booted up her computer and entered her security code.

She'd been over the sensor readings of the transmissions to and from the vault. These had been what tripped the security alert in the first place, but it seemed that all they had were sidebands. The vault was supposed to be shielded from most normal communication channels. Tinkertech, of course, sneered at 'normal'; for all she knew, the signal had utilised gravitic wave propagation or magnetic field interference. Whatever it was, the shielding had been almost but not quite good enough to block it, so the signal strength had been raised, thus generating the sidebands, which had in turn tripped the security sensors. Unfortunately, even the most careful scrutiny failed to pick up enough data from the sidebands to reconstitute the original transmissions, so she had to go with a brute force method. Brute force, as it happened, was something she was quite good at.

Hax, she knew, was Taylor Hebert. However, the girl had shown herself to be quite adept at distancing herself from her crimes. Her two compatriots, rather less so. Before the team of Über and L33t had become Pwnage, the not-so-dynamic duo had been captured on more than one occasion. As was the practice, their identities had not been made public, and of course they'd broken out of the minimum-security holding into which they'd been placed. As almost painfully stereotypical supervillains, they never hurt anyone badly. Their crimes were flashy, and usually ended with them either running away or being apprehended yet again. Paradoxically, this meant they'd never be in danger of being Birdcaged. They made supervillains seem funny and silly and almost safe, which was the view Cauldron wanted to promote. The last thing anyone in power wanted was a public backlash against villains in particular and capes in general.

Now, of course, they'd undergone a severe competence upgrade. It was taking some longer than others to understand the fact that Pwnage was a force to be reckoned with, but Rebecca had seen that from the start. Of course, the Triumvirate were also a force to be reckoned with, and it was about time Taylor Hebert recognised that fact.

With her clearance, Rebecca had no problem accessing the files belonging to Über and L33t; she'd set the rules in place herself, after all. While she'd never actually had a good reason to view their mugshots before now, this was as good a time as any. Taylor Hebert's face, of course, she knew.

From there, she logged out of the PRT database and began a search of an entirely different type. Once Lung had been captured, the location of their hideout had been blown, so they'd need a new base of operations. It was possible that they'd simply taken over another abandoned location, so she instituted a search for any alterations in the power drain across Brockton Bay's electricity grid, starting from two weeks ago. Nothing seemed to jump out at her, and the search was taking its own sweet time to gather all its data, so she moved to plan B.

Plan B involved hacking into every single security camera and ATM camera across the city. It was a staggering task; or at least, it would have been, if she didn't have access to the world's greatest hacker. Sending an email to Dragon resulted in, shortly after, tens of thousands of adult male facial images being dumped into her inbox.

It didn't take long for her to write a script that took each picture and flashed it up on the screen for a tenth of a second. If Über or L33t had passed by even one security camera in that time, she'd know about it. The more cameras they came into contact with, the tighter the circle she could draw around their location.

This sort of search, of course, was entirely unconstitutional and illegal in several ways. Not to mention the fact that it absolutely shattered the so-called 'unwritten rules' that were bandied about among the street-level capes. But with the fate of the world at stake, Rebecca had never worried about such trivial things as laws, much less agreements of convenience.

The script began its work, flashing a never-ending stream of images on her screen. On and on the progression of images went, hundreds and thousands of them.

There. Her finger stabbed out and paused the lineup. Scrolling back up, she selected the image of Über and put it aside. The next one was L33t, and then Über again. Then she had a rash of them.

By the time she finished, she had a whole series of hits based around a certain area. It wasn't conclusive data regarding an address, but she still had the power spikes to look into.

The map refreshed itself, and she did indeed pick up a mild power spike right in the middle of the area she'd located. But, interestingly enough, she also noticed that electricity use had jumped hard in one particular location in the Docks, just about the time when the heist was ongoing in the secure storage vault. Rebecca was not a person given to believe in coincidence. Her smile became something that a shark might wear while closing in on an unwary swimmer. So you've got an apartment and an offsite base. Clever. Well, you're not clever enough.

And that was when the Endbringer alarm went off.

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Über

Fully aware he was hovering like a mother hen, Über pulled himself away from L33t's side. It was nerve-wracking, being able to do nothing until Alibi was ready for action. They had no idea about where Taylor was, or how many capes they'd be facing, or anything, really. It would be inside a warehouse, there would be other capes there, and there'd be an electric fence outside. That was the sum total of his knowledge.

Seeking something, anything, to distract him, he wandered past the large monitor that served as a repeater screen for the main computer system in the apartment outside. Just as he did so, a window popped up, with a red flashing light on it, while a tone began to sound. This was unusual enough that he looked more closely. Fuuuuuuck.

"Bro!" he called out, sprinting for the entrance. "Get that shit sorted! We got trouble!"

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Taylor

Hm, maybe I overdid it a bit with Hookwolf. I'd been experimenting with drawing down the instinctive skills that everyone learns as they grow up. Balance was a very simple one, and Hookwolf's was now on par with that of a four year old. The draw-down wouldn't last long, because his memories of having learned how to walk without falling over would quickly fill in the gaps once he had a chance to practise again. But in the meantime, he would have a hard time walking and chewing gum. His fighting skills were now likewise woeful, and I'd been hammering on his ingrained habits of suspicion and paranoia, to the point that he was also as gullible as said four year old.

He wasn't my only victim. Victor had fallen prey to his own power, and nearly everything combat-related he'd once known was now something I knew. The funny thing was that he didn't think I knew any worthwhile skills, so he hadn't turned his power on me. In the meantime, between him and the other people I'd been drawing off, I now knew far too many ways to kill someone with my bare hands, and my sense of balance was amazing. I was also hyper-cautious and paranoid to a fault, but in this situation, such traits were actually a bonus. More to the point, I could choose not to use those skills if I wanted to.

Before Hookwolf got out of range, I retracted the razor-steel insectoid mandibles that I'd grown from my mouth to shred my gag, and made sure that the knives I'd generated were hidden up my sleeves. With those blades, I'd be able to murder almost anyone in the room in a spectacularly gory fashion—Victor, Hookwolf and Cricket had known a lot about knife fighting—and I had contingency plans for the ones who fitted in the 'almost' category. Not that I intended to get my hands bloody unless I had to, but I wanted to be able to free myself if necessary, and I couldn't bank on having Kaiser or Hookwolf nearby at the right moment. Although for me, 'nearby' covered quite an area.

Okay, if I've got my timing right, the guys should be bringing Alibi online any moment now.

And that was when the Endbringer sirens went off.

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Simurgh

The Third had targeted many people over the years, usually in order to spread chaos or to ensure that a particular event took place. Rarely had she gone after a specific person with the intent to kill. However, recently she'd noted a potential problem with one specific parahuman in Brockton Bay. Monitoring her activities became problematic, once the parahuman gained access to a time-distortion field and then a pocket universe.

But now the girl in question had access to something that could cause the Third and her brothers serious injury or even death, if she was not stopped. No scenario she could plan allowed either the First or the Second a guaranteed success, so it was up to her.

Arrowing down toward Brockton Bay, on a direct line with one particular teenage girl, the Simurgh had no intention of playing her usual cat and mouse games. While she wouldn't uncover her full potential—worthy opponents, after all, must appear beatable—she would bend all her efforts to one end.

The death of Taylor Hebert.



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Part Thirty-Two: All Cards on the Table
Trump Card

Part Thirty-Two: All Cards on the Table


[A/N: This chapter beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]


Alexandria

Even as Rebecca was reaching for her phone, it rang. She snatched it up and accepted the call in one quick movement. "Talk to me."

"Ma'am, this is Peterson in Ops. We've just received word that the Simurgh is leaving orbit and descending toward the northeastern seaboard of the United States. Potential targets are Providence, Boston, Brockton Bay or Portland. New York might be the target, but that's unlikely. Right now, we're looking at Boston or Brockton Bay."

"Understood." She ended the call and hit the speed-dial for Roberts. This was no longer a leisurely game of cat and mouse. There was a double-headed choice to make here. Taylor Hebert had offered to step up if the Protectorate needed her help. While Endbringers had not been specifically mentioned during their brief conversation, she knew that the Hebert girl had understood the meaning from context, even if her father hadn't quite made that connection.

The problem was, had she known about the upcoming attack, and planned to use the forthcoming Endbringer truce to skate from any punishment arising from it? Or did she just trigger the Simurgh's attack? Was it coming down on Brockton Bay to pre-empt whatever she had in mind with the Endbringer material?

Lightning-fast, her mind sorted through the scraps of information and hints of body language gleaned from her sole encounter with the girl, and came down solidly in favour of the latter explanation. If that was the case, if Taylor Hebert was doing something the Simurgh wanted to stop her from doing, it was Rebecca's job to help her achieve it at all costs. She just needed to get there before the Endbringer did.

"Yes, ma'am?"

"Listen carefully," she said crisply. "I'm going to be away from my desk. Hold all calls of a non-urgent nature until further notice."

Barely waiting for Roberts' assent, she sent a text to her body double—there's irony for you—to alert the woman for action. Diverting her calls to the body double's phone only took a moment, then she put the phone down and took a deep breath.

"Doorway."

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Taylor

It took me all of two seconds to come to the conclusion that the Endbringer sirens were directly connected to my special project. It was intended to kill Endbringers, after all. With an effort, I stopped myself from thinking any more deeply about the project; there was no sense in giving the opposition any more ammunition than they already had.

Which one's coming after me? That was the next question, and I had the sinking feeling that I already knew. There were no ongoing earth tremors that I could feel through the concrete slab I was sitting on, and I couldn't hear rain hitting the roof. Which left the scariest one of all, and the one I felt least adequate to take on, even encased in my armour. Notably, I wasn't encased in my armour right at that second.

My situation was dire; I was vulnerable, bound, imprisoned. It wouldn't have mattered if the capes around me had been inclined to rally to my defence. I very much doubted that they were capable of actually protecting me, even if I hadn't just spent the last twenty minutes eroding their combat skills and critical perceptions.

On the upside, this offered a half-assed ray of hope; if the Simurgh had decided to come down and attack me, it meant my project was actually capable of producing a viable result. On the downside, it looked as though the Simurgh was en route to kill me because my project was about to bear fruit. Worse; she might sing me into insanity and leave me to create weapons to ravage mankind. At that last thought, everything I had that could clench … clenched.

Come on … come on …

But Alibi wasn't online yet. Without her running the suit, I couldn't get a location for where I was. Specifically, I couldn't get a location on the other girl. I didn't know who she was, but she needed rescuing perhaps a little more than I did.

"Uh, guys?" I raised my voice slightly. "Can we maybe put a pin in this and get back to it after the Endbringer thing's over? Endbringer Truce and all?"

There was actually a general murmur of half-hearted agreement from most of the Empire capes; put into words, it would've gone something like uh, boss, she's kinda got a point, maybe? Of course, given that they were saying this to Kaiser, it was somewhat more wishy-washy than a king-sized laundromat. As such, he had no difficulty ignoring it.

"We will do no such thing," he declared. "To walk away now would alert Hax to our overall strategy, for no gain to ourselves. Once we've brought her down, we'll join the fight. But until then, we have our own business to attend to."

I was pretty sure this skirted the boundaries of the Truce kind of close. Like, tromped all over them. But Kaiser was the type who ignored any rules but those he set himself, and even then he could change them on a minute-by-minute basis. He also had a lot of business skills, which I ignored for the moment. For all I cared, he could be Nazi Accountant of the Year. Right at that moment, I was more concerned about (and responsible for) the fact that he had the tactical and strategic acumen of a stunned sloth. Which was why he hadn't yet twigged to the fact that I was speaking when I really should have been gagged.

That was when Alibi stepped out through the portal into the apartment and reconnected with me. I felt her pseudo-consciousness merge into mine, and suddenly I was looking out of two sets of eyes. The plans I'd been mulling over in the back of my head crystallised and she/I started barking orders. Gratifyingly, Über and L33t didn't even argue; they just jumped to it. Then I gave Alibi orders of my own, which I knew she could obey. Turning, she dashed back into the pocket dimension, cutting her off from my awareness once more.

I didn't relax; the cavalry might be on the way, but they weren't here yet.

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Alexandria

Rebecca emerged from the Doorway above Brockton Bay and turned in midair, seeking her bearings. To the south and east, she saw one of the more horrifying sights it was possible to view in the modern world; a long cone of fire, arcing down into the atmosphere from over the horizon and tipped by a glowing white dot. Normally, the Simurgh re-entered atmosphere in an almost leisurely fashion, drawing out the terror to come. Now she was on a mission, pushing herself through the ever-thickening air so fast that the friction was turning the atmosphere around her to plasma. Rebecca estimated that she would be over her target in five minutes or less, despite having more than a thousand miles to go. That's Mach 15, at a minimum. I didn't know she could go that fast.

Legend and Eidolon emerged from identical Doorways, less than ten yards away. Turning, Legend spotted the incoming Simurgh. "Damn," he whispered. "She's out for blood."

"I need you two to hold her off," ordered Alexandria. "The cavalry's on the way, but right now you're it."

"What are you going to be doing?" asked Eidolon, though he was already flickering through a series of power choices.

Alexandria's voice was crisp. "You've heard of Hax? She's down there somewhere. Five weeks ago, she hinted to me that she was working on something; my inference was that it was for combating Endbringers. Seventeen minutes ago, she stole forty-two pounds of Endbringer material from supermax storage, directly under the DC office. Two minutes ago, the Simurgh started a run toward Brockton Bay. Connect the dots."

Legend's eyebrows rose toward his hairline. "Holy shit. She finished it, and the Simurgh's determined not to let her keep it." Rebecca could see in his eyes that he wanted to ask about how a teenage girl had managed to pull off a robbery right under her nose, but he was restraining himself. Which was a good thing; questions like that could wait till afterward.

She nodded in response to the comment he had made. "That's my estimation, too. Best case, I want to save it and the girl who built it. Worst case, I want to keep it and her out of the Simurgh's hands, by any means necessary. We all know how good she is at weaponising tinkertech. Not to mention people." She turned away, preparing to dive toward the city below.

"What the hell sort of weapon uses Endbringer material?" called out Eidolon from behind her.

"I'll be sure to ask!" she shouted back, then accelerated downward.

Toward, as it turned out, entirely the wrong target. For a given definition of 'wrong'.

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Taylor

While Alibi was active, I always knew exactly where she was in relation to me. It was easy enough to reverse that, and locate myself in relation to her, but more in a 'this distance at this angle' situation than a 'input these coordinates' one. Thus, she could use the suit to teleport to me, but we couldn't open portals from the base into the warehouse until we had a better source of targeting data. Conveniently enough, the suit itself would be a better source of targeting data. With that in mind, I'd given her the order to suit up and teleport to a specific point in relation to me.

In the meantime, with the material I'd just stolen, Über had activated my project for its first production run. Twelve units, loaded for Simurgh. I wished I could be there myself for the occasion, but I'd done enough dry runs that I knew the process itself was sound. And I really, really wanted the final product to be up and running by the time it came to face the incoming Endbringer.

At the same time, L33t was taking on a different task. The air mattress was already set up, so he was prepping a device we'd used before and I'd rebuilt; specifically, the Cortana spy-eye from the casino job. The prep job he was doing involved swapping out one holo-image for another. While normally we wouldn't have risked that—the spy-eye had been patterned after the recording sphere everyone else called the Snitch—we didn't have a real choice in the matter. Also, his powers had been behaving themselves recently, so we had to take a chance. When Alibi teleported through to where I was being kept, the spy-eye would provide a useful decoy.

Of the three tasks, Alibi had it the easiest. Using my voice, she was able to trigger the code phrase 'Armsmaster is a dick' and let the suit do the rest. The teleport function of the suit didn't work from within the pocket universe—something to do with a non-compatible frame of reference, as far as I could tell—but all she had to do was step out through the portal and home in on me.

But when I reconnected with her, the first thing she/I saw was … Alexandria. Also, a hole where a window had once been. The Triumvirate hero straightened up from examining the bundle of cords going into the open portal and turned to Alibi.

"Miss Hebert," she said, taking hold of the suit by its upper arm. "You're in great danger. The Simurgh is less than four minutes out. I need to take you to safety. Where's your tinkertech project? In there?" She indicated the shimmering grey portal behind Alibi.

"I'm not the one you want," I said through Alibi. You idiot, you've just captured the stunt double. "But I'll take you where she is. Buckle your seatbelt." Not giving Alexandria time to argue—because of course she was going to argue—she/I tossed the spy-eye back through the portal and triggered the teleport.

I would've given a great deal of money—after all, I had a great deal of money—to see the faces of the Empire capes when they realised who'd just teleported into their midst. But I was too busy grabbing the brand-new light-spot and making use of it. The zip-ties on my wrists popped free, even as Alibi smacked out Victor, Othala and Cricket in quick succession. Knowing that a punch is coming doesn't help if the training to avoid it is mysteriously absent.

I grabbed hold of the cage bars and yanked; electricity popped, and I felt a faint tingle, but Alexandria could weather a lightning strike. This was nothing, compared to that. Stepping away from the ruins of my previous prison, I pulled the bag off my head.

Kaiser was down, and in my range. Alexandria was moving toward Fenja and Menja, who were growing to near their maximum heights—exactly what I didn't want—while holding their weapons in a vaguely defensive stance. Alibi was facing off against Hookwolf, Alabaster and Stormtiger; even lacking most of their combat training, their powers made them tough opponents.

First, I tapped into Stormtiger's abilities and sent an explosive air-bolt against Hookwolf, then I swapped to Kaiser and formed a flexible metal net attached to the ceiling. The bolt smashed into the metal-clad cape and he stared around wildly to see who'd attacked him. Stormtiger, with his awareness of the air, was already looking at me. "Holy shit!" he yelled, pointing. "She's—!"

That was when I dropped the net over all three of Alibi's opponents, using Stormtiger's power to guide it down and mask it from the air-manipulator's senses. They yelled and tore at the net, but that meant they were all standing still in the same place just for a few seconds, which was plenty long enough for me. By the time they got through the net, they were locked in a steel box. With air-holes; I wanted them to live to face trial. Given the respite, Alibi took out the remote and used it to drop the other hostage into the base with a well-placed portal. Kaiser and Victor followed, as soon as the box was complete.

Alexandria had the giantess twins on the back foot, but she had trouble landing a solid blow without bringing the whole building down on our heads. I helped her out by using Stormtiger's air-manipulation to deprive her opponents of air. It turned out that being twenty feet tall required a lot more oxygen than being six feet tall. When they started to stagger, I switched to Cricket's power and followed up with a blast of concentrated high-pitched sound to the inner ears; they both folded within seconds.

As they shrank in size, I borrowed Alexandria's power to shove everyone into the same rough area. "How long?" I called to the Triumvirate cape.

She shook her head. "Legend and Eidolon are supposed to be holding her off—"

With a great rending sound, the roof of the warehouse came away. Still glowing with the heat of re-entry, looking a little ragged around the edges, the Simurgh hovered there.

It didn't matter that she never showed expression; even without it, she looked pissed.

Alibi hit the remote; the area of floor under the defeated villains turned to shimmering grey and they fell through. I grabbed Alibi and dived toward it myself, while Alexandria rocketed upward at the oncoming threat. As we fell toward the portal, I could feel the Simurgh's telekinesis trying to pull me back, but I had Alexandria's strength and flight at my disposal.

There was a tremendous impact behind me. I literally felt the heat as the Simurgh pushed Alexandria backward, down toward me. Then Alibi and I hit the portal and went through, losing my link to Alexandria as I did so. I let Alibi go; she could take care of herself. But then, halfway to the floor, just as I was planning out my tumble-and-roll, I felt the hand close over my ankle.

The heat seared through my jeans in an instant, and I screamed at the sudden agony. Dangling by one leg, I looked up to see half the Simurgh's face, along with three of her wings and one arm. I also smelled my flesh smoking and burning from the heat of her hand.

The texture of the ceiling changed back to normal; I fell to the ground, along with the bits of the Simurgh that had been protruding through the portal. There was too much agony coursing through my veins to even think about landing properly, but Alibi was there to catch me. She lowered me gently to the floor, then kicked the bit of the Simurgh that had been holding me off into the corner.

Things got a bit fuzzy there, as I tried not to pass out from the sheer blinding agony that consumed my leg. Through the haze, while things went on around me, I tried to recall the techniques I'd learned for pushing away pain, and applied them. Bit by bit, I got it under control.

When I opened my eyes, Über was applying a bandage to my leg. I could look at it now as if it wasn't part of me, as if the torturous burning was happening to someone else. The pain wasn't as bad as it had been, which suggested either impressive levels of painkillers or that she'd seared straight through the nerves, destroying them on the way.

"How bad is it?" I asked, surprised at the rawness of my throat. I hadn't realised I'd been screaming that much.

"In here or out there?" he asked, carefully wrapping the last of the bandage around my ankle.

"Both. Either." I knew there was bad news waiting in the wings, but there was no sense in ignoring it.

"Well, we've got the bad guys all secured." He tied off the bandage and dusted his hands briskly. "Cricket and Victor woke up and got frisky, so L33t had to subdue them." Which was a concept I never thought I'd have to try to imagine. "As soon as you landed, we did an emergency bug-out from the apartment, so we're currently running on internal power." He pointed at me. "As for you, your leg is severely burned. If you don't get it to a good hospital, or to Panacea, in the next few days, you'll probably lose everything below the calf." He paused, thinking. "And that's it for in here."

"And out there?" I prompted. "How long's it been?"

"Fifteen minutes." His lips tightened. "She's been singing. The capes are trickling in, but this attack happened at zero notice. Worse, every time we open a portal and stick a probe out, she tries to get in. I sent the spy-eye out for a look, and she obliterated it."

Shit. Dad. I felt sick to my stomach. The longer we sat tight in our little bunker, the longer her scream had to be affecting everyone in Brockton Bay.

"What happens if we open two portals?" I knew they had to have tried this.

"She heads for the nearest one," he reported. "If we shut that one off, she appears at the other one more or less instantly."

"Teleporting," I said.

"Teleporting," he agreed. "And the worst bit? If she gets even a finger in through a portal, we start hearing her scream in here." He hooked his thumb over his shoulder. "On the upside, we now have three of her fingers in storage, as well as the arm and stuff. We've got ammunition for days."

All that aside, this posed a definite problem. I had a teleport jammer, but it was the alternate mode for my suit's teleport capability. Thanks to Lung, it was thoroughly integrated into the suit, to the point that I had no idea how long it would take to extract and rebuild. If it even could be rebuilt outside the suit now. And then there was the other problem.

"If L33t and I made another jammer, she'd just destroy it, wouldn't she?" I was gloomily sure of the answer.

"It's what I'd do," he agreed. "Nullifying teleportation doesn't do anything to make it immune to brute force."

I took a deep breath and nodded as the plan came together in my head. "All right, then. We don't use it to stop her. We use it to slow her down."

He tilted his head. "I've seen that face before. That's the face that says something terrifying's about to happen."

"Or something awesome," L33t put in, leaning around the cubicle wall. "Please tell me you've got something in mind. Because I don't want to spend my last hours sharing oxygen with the Empire Eighty-Eight."

I sat up in bed and cracked my knuckles. "Yeah, I've got a plan. I'm gonna go out there and face that bitch down."

L33t's eyes widened, but Über held up his hand. "Not a great idea," the big guy cautioned me. "You're still weak from your injury. By the time you're outside, she'll be on you."

I nodded. "That's the plan." Reaching out, I flicked my light-spot from one recipient to the next, until I reached Alabaster. Four seconds passed … eight and a half … thirteen … seventeen … finally, his power kicked in, and I let out a gasp of relief as the pain faded.

"What the hell was that?" asked Über. "You went really white there for a bit."

"Turns out that Alabaster's power can be coaxed into resetting to an earlier point," I said absently as I started unwrapping the bandage. "I just had to push the reset point far enough back to do me any good." As the bandage came away, my leg proved to be clean and undamaged.

"Hax." L33t shook his head as I climbed off the inflatable mattress. "Pure hax. What's your next trick gonna be?"

"Like I said, go out there and face that bitch down." I rubbed my hands together. "But first … prep. All the prep."

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Ten Minutes Later

Alexandria

The only thing that ensured this fight was not a total debacle was the way the Simurgh kept breaking off to go after the shimmering grey portals hanging in midair. Rebecca knew what they were, but she wished Hax and her compatriots would either do something useful or stay out of the way. She'd never known the Simurgh to be so single-minded about killing one particular person before, which only underlined the importance of Taylor Hebert's work.

As it was, New Wave was assisting as best they could (which amounted to holding back and sniping from a distance, after Glory Girl was carried off unconscious), while Faultline's Crew did search and rescue below. The local Protectorate didn't have any flyers; the Wards did, but they hadn't yet been authorised to join in on the battle. Besides, one of them was a tinker, who was the very last person anyone wanted in close proximity to the Simurgh. From Rebecca's personal recollection, the other one was a pseudo-Brute, nowhere near strong enough to do anything to an Endbringer.

She lanced in, jinked once around a blocking wing, and landed a punch on the Simurgh's midsection. Many, many battles had taught her that trying for headshots or other normally-debilitating attacks just didn't work with Endbringers. Overwhelming damage was the only way to drive them off. Her opponent tried to push her sideways into one of Legend's lasers, but the blast merely dodged around her and struck the ghost-pale Endbringer all the same. Eidolon's attack arrived a moment later; a series of blasts based on gravity, if she was any judge. They staggered the Simurgh but did no more than that.

And then the blank-eyed woman turned her head to stare at a spot on the street. Rebecca's heart sank as she saw the group of people who had tumbled out of a portal. They were costumed and carried various weapons, but there was no way they would be able to stand up to an Endbringer. Her perfect memory brought up the images, matching them to the Empire Eighty-Eight, plus a teenage girl and a couple of mooks wearing crude cloth masks. These were the people she'd been fighting just before the Simurgh arrived. Why is she releasing them now? Endbringer Truce? If that was the case, why not let them off much farther away from the battle?

Even as this thought whipped fleetingly through her head, the Simurgh turned again. Attacks from both Legend and Eidolon smashed into the Endbringer during her moment of distraction, but barely seemed to faze her. Rebecca turned to see what had gotten the creature's attention this time, and her heart sank all the way to her boots. There stood Taylor Hebert, carrying an odd-looking rifle. Beside her was the Hax armour, the external holocloak showing the image of Master Chief, hefting a much larger firearm. A thick cable led from the second weapon back through the portal behind them.

She's dead. There's nothing I can do about it. Already during this battle, she'd seen the Simurgh teleport to a new portal and attempt to tear it open with main strength. Each time, she'd lost fingers, but that hadn't stopped her any more than losing one arm and half her head had stopped her. Once the Endbringer got her hand and wings on Taylor Hebert, it would all be over.

But the Endbringer didn't teleport. She had every reason to do so, but … didn't. After only half a second or so of hesitation, she brushed Rebecca aside and accelerated toward Taylor Hebert. But that gave the armoured figure time to raise the monstrous rifle and fire. With a deep BZORCH sound, an actinic violet beam leaped out and impacted the Simurgh.

For a weapon as impressively scaled as the energy rifle was, it didn't seem to pack much of a punch, for all that the violet beam was so bright that it was painful for her to look at. The Simurgh kept coming, though it seemed that she slowed a little. And then, before Rebecca's disbelieving eyes, she came to a complete halt in midair, just floating there. For one long painful moment, Rebecca allowed herself to hope. Then, with a sharp crack, the gun itself exploded, sending shrapnel flying in all directions.

With the cessation of the beam, Rebecca would've expected the Simurgh to capitalise on the opening. But instead, she seemed … dizzy, or even disoriented. Holy shit, that gun actually affected her? Unfortunately, it seemed to be a Pyrrhic victory; the gun was gone, and the Endbringer was recovering from its effects. But all was not done yet.

Seemingly untroubled by the fact that the equivalent of a hand-grenade had gone off in their faces, Taylor and the armoured figure were each raising one of the smaller odd-looking rifles. As were, as Rebecca belatedly realised, nearly all of the Empire Eighty-Eight. They hadn't been running away. They'd been forming a firing line.

Rebecca couldn't be sure who shot first, but it turned into a firestorm in less than a second. Next to the big gun, the zzkrak of the rifles sounded positively tinny, but the odd glittering white laser-like bursts passed through the rubble orbiting the Simurgh without leaving a mark. Not so the Simurgh; any of the beams striking the Endbringer bored out an inch-wide hole, all the way through.

By the time the Endbringer began to recover from the effect of the violet beam, the impromptu firing squad was well underway. While the majority of the people doing the shooting were mediocre at best in their skill levels, at least three were world-class. These included one of the Empire mooks, Taylor Hebert, and whoever was piloting the armour. Rebecca was starting to get a suspicion about that, but shelved it for later.

In the second or so it took the Simurgh to shake off the effect of the beam, she demonstrated all too vividly the problem with being a sitting duck. Had she been moving, four out of five shots would've missed. As it was, all but a few hit her, putting more holes in the luckless Endbringer than the most cartoonish block of Swiss cheese.

Even with that, while they were still firing, she recovered enough to lunge forward once more, her sole remaining hand (and few remaining fingers) reaching out for Taylor Hebert. Darting forward, Rebecca braved the fire, gambling that it was tuned specifically for Endbringer matter. The shots tingled unpleasantly as they passed through her, but did nothing more. Grabbing the creature's sole remaining arm and one wing, she tried to hold the Simurgh back. With a rending crack, both limbs broke free, and the Endbringer continued forward.

But the delay had been just long enough. The last volley of shots hit the Simurgh, none of them in what Rebecca would've called a vital area (given that all of those had already been thoroughly honeycombed, she wasn't surprised) but one or more must have told, because the Endbringer just … stopped. A couple of seconds later, the winged woman crashed to the ground a few yards away from Taylor Hebert, shattering into several pieces as she did so. There was no twitching, no last firing of nerves. Endbringers, Rebecca was certain, had no nerves. Slowly, she descended toward where the remains of the Simurgh lay, dropping the wing and arm on top of the heap. The weird ichor that passed for blood was leaking out of the silvery flesh, while feathers ruffled in the breeze.

Landing, she walked toward Taylor Hebert, who came to meet her; still carrying the rifle. The armoured suit matched the girl pace for pace, the holocloak gone for the moment. Neither of them seemed to have been harmed by the explosion of the rifle, except for a little soot here and there.

"I have so many questions." Rebecca pointed at the Simurgh. "But first: how?"

Taylor tossed her the rifle she was holding. "Endbringer rifle. You're welcome."

Reflexively, Rebecca caught it. " … Endbringer rifle?" She blinked twice, assimilating the knowledge. This is what the Endbringer material was for. She looked the weapon over. Most of it seemed to be straightforward, except for a dull crystal built into the top. "Is that the power source?"

"That's the storage device," Taylor corrected her. "I've got a machine that makes these, and charges the crystal with the right sort of energy. Bits of Simurgh for bitch-features here, bits of Leviathan for Leviathan, and so forth. I can build one pre-charged rifle per pound of matter, each with a ten-shot crystal. Unrechargeable, though. You wouldn't believe how much easier it made construction." She looked up. "Oh, hey, guys. Nice shooting."

Rebecca looked around as the two cloth-masked mooks trotted up, with a teenage girl trailing behind them. Each of the men carried five more of the rifles over their shoulders. "You weren't kidding about the gun exploding," said the skinnier one.

Rebecca frowned; she knew that voice.

"L33t?" she asked. "You two are Über and L33t?" Of all the people anywhere she was likely to encounter at the scene of the death of an Endbringer, those two were somewhere around the bottom of the list.

"No, we're Simon and fucking Garfunkel." The big guy with the resonant voice shook his head in disgust. "Of course we're Über and L33t. Got any more stupid questions?"

Rebecca shook her head, then looked at the teenager behind them. "And you are?"

The girl was tall and skinny, rather like Taylor, but had short blonde hair rather than Taylor's long black curly locks. She shuffled her feet on the ground, not wanting to meet the hero's eyes. "The Empire, uh, offered me a lot of money to sit in a cage with a bag over my head. I didn't know it was so they could hurt Hax. I'm really, really sorry. Can I go home now?"

Decoy. Right. Rebecca figured that she knew the Empire's entire plan by now. Capture Taylor Hebert to draw Hax in, with a second girl so they can't just teleport her out. "Where's the Empire now?"

"We let 'em go," Über said briskly. "Sure, they fucked up by kidnapping a teenage girl, but they also stepped up when we laid our cards on the table and told them they could go out with the rifles or without 'em. They chose 'with', and they stood fast when it came down to the wire. So we gave them a pass this time."

Beside him L33t cracked his knuckles, or tried to. "Besides, if they'd tried to fuck us over, we would've kicked their asses and they knew it."

Two months ago, Rebecca would've taken this as empty posturing. But the unlikely team-up of Pwnage and the Empire Eighty-Eight had just taken down an Endbringer. She wasn't ruling anything out any more.

She looked down at the Endbringer rifle in her hands. "So I'm guessing that the energy this produces disrupts Endbringer flesh? Nullifies whatever holds it together?"

"That's the general idea." Taylor held out her hand, and the armoured figure put a complicated-looking remote into it. "The trouble was, she'd be likely to dodge anything she knew could kill her. So we had to hold her still for a second. Thus, the stun rifle."

"Which we had to hook up to a nuclear reactor," added Über.

"And the gun exploded anyway," said L33t. "But hey, it worked."

Rebecca restrained herself from asking about the nuclear reactor. It was probably something she didn't want to know about. "Are you a Brute?" she asked the girl. "How did you avoid being hurt by the explosion?"

Taylor gave her a level stare. "I was in close proximity to Othala up until thirty seconds before we came out through the portal. You do the math."

Othala. Right. Trump, can grant temporary invulnerability. "Why didn't she teleport to you? That would've given you no time at all to fire the stun rifle."

Taylor hooked her thumb at the armoured figure beside her. "There's a teleport jammer built into the suit. So very handy."

Rebecca shook her head. "You had it all planned out, didn't you?"

At first, she thought the girl was ignoring the question as irrelevant, but then she realised Taylor was watching as Legend and Eidolon came in for a landing nearby. They walked over, watching the fragmented corpse of the Simurgh as warily as Rebecca had.

"We've done a complete search of the surrounding area," Legend reported as he came up to the group. "There's no sign that this is any kind of decoy." He held out his hand to Taylor. "Congratulations. I'm sure Alexandria will explain to me how you did it in short order, but right now I'm just happy someone's managed to kill an Endbringer."

Taylor shook it; for a moment, laser lights seemed to dance around her head. "Thanks," she said. "To be honest, I fully expected to have a little more lead time. Also, I didn't expect to be kidnapped by the Empire Eighty-Eight. But I guess it all turned out okay."

"Okay," Eidolon broke in as he stepped up to them. "Legend might be happy with not knowing all the details straight up, but I do actually want to know how it was done." If a virtual nobody like you can figure out how to kill an Endbringer, he didn't say out loud, then I can surely improve on your technique.

Taylor's eyes opened wide as she turned to face him, but it wasn't her who spoke. "What the living crap?" Lunging forward, the armoured figure grabbed Eidolon by the front of his costume and shook him like a rag doll. "Are you stupid, or just fucking insane?"

"Wh-wh-wh-wh—" burbled Eidolon, obviously unused to being manhandled in this way.

"Miss Hebert!" snapped Rebecca, belatedly realising it had been Taylor in the suit all the time, and that she'd been talking to the body double. "Let Eidolon go right now!" She moved forward and took hold of the suit's shoulder. In the next second, after a blur of action which included a smashing blow that she felt, she found herself face-down on the ground, her head spinning. Son of a bitch, where'd she learn how to fight like that?

"Hax!" shouted Legend. "Why are you doing this?" Deadly beams of energy began to play around his hands.

"Why am I doing this?" The suit was now ten feet in the air, still holding Eidolon by the front of his costume. "This fucking moron has been carrying around the command codes to the Endbringers and all he's been doing with them is make them attack cities, that's why I'm doing this!"

Rising into the air herself, Rebecca looked around. People were starting to filter back into the area but with any luck, none of them had heard those fateful words. It didn't matter how true (or not) they were; just saying them could mar Eidolon's reputation for a long time. The reputation of the entire Triumvirate, for that matter.

"Keep your voice down," she snapped. "That's not true. It can't be."

"Really." Hax let Eidolon go and turned to face her. "Do you even know how my powers work?"

Rebecca shook her head. "Enlighten me."

"When I copy someone's powers, they come in two flavours. For most people, the powers are alive. Active. Telling me how they work. Explaining how their users have worked out tricks. Suggesting new tricks to use. Then there's the other flavour. People like you three, and Triumph. Oh, and Coil."

Rebecca felt a chill go down her back. Hax could tell Cauldron capes from others. "What about us?" she asked quietly.

"Your powers aren't alive. They're like manuals. In most cases, very short manuals. This is how to do this. Simple, straightforward and to the point. That one," she pointed at Eidolon, "has a manual that's basically a stack of encyclopedias. There's an index, which he's never opened. As far as I can tell, every time he looks for a power, he flips through randomly until he finds one that matches his needs. The trouble is, there's one chapter that's all about the Endbringers, and every time he accidentally opens that one, he pushes them to attack a city. Only not too hard. Just hard enough so they can be beaten."

"She's lying." Eidolon's voice was flat. "She has to be. I fight as hard as anyone to beat the Endbringers. I've been to every single battle."

"Ever hear of firefighters who set fires so they can get accolades for putting them out?" That was Über, down below. "Yeah, me too. If Hax says you're doing this shit, then you're doing this shit."

"Alexandria. Legend." Eidolon's voice was passionate. "Please tell me you're not buying these lies. I'd never do that. You know I'd never do that." A green glow began to build up around his hand.

"Attack my friends, and I will not rest until you are buried in an unmarked grave, with your name smeared in every newspaper in the world." Hax's voice was cold and deadly. "Power that shit down. Now."

"Eidolon. Stand down." Rebecca's voice sounded foreign in her own ears. All too readily, she recalled her conclusion of some weeks previously, when she decided that she did not want to fight Hax. The girl had already shown an unnerving level of competence with Rebecca's own capabilities, and now seemed to have access to Eidolon's entire library of powers, including the index and—if she was to be believed about the other thing—the Endbringer command codes. She didn't want to think about how good Hax would be with Legend's lasers. And that wasn't even considering whatever abilities the Trump had built into the suit she was wearing, via L33t's power.

"What? No!" Eidolon's helmet turned to face her; from the tone of his voice, she got the impression he was staring in astonishment. "It's not true! It can't be!"

"What possible reason could I have for lying?" Hax hovered in midair between the three heroes of the Triumvirate, but instead of appearing outmatched and surrounded, she dominated the gathering. "I copy powers. It's what I do. You're a bit different from most people; I can see what you've been using. And I can also see why you've been losing strength."

Down below, the body double was speaking quietly to Über and L33t. The two men nodded and started toward the gathering crowd. "Okay," Über called out in a commanding tone. "Just hold back there a ways, please. The heroes are just working out some personal differences. You can get autographs in a moment."

Even with the obscuring helmet in the way, Rebecca could tell that Eidolon was staring at Hax so hard that she half-expected him to produce scorch-marks on the inside of his faceplate. "What did you just say?"

"You heard me. Seriously, I don't know how the fuck you got your powers, but you're not even bothering to read the user manual? What kind of idiot are you?"

"There. Is. No. User. Manual." Each word was bitten off, to the sound of grinding teeth.

"Really? Flight." Hax dipped a little in the air, then rose into place again. "Exploding light globes." Balanced on the palm of her hand was a glowing ball of light, one foot across. "Miniature black holes." The light-globe vanished, and a discontinuity appeared in the air above Hax's hand; Rebecca could feel the air being drawn into it. "Force field, type one basic." The discontinuity faded, while a spherical barrier snapped into place around all four of them. "I can do this all day. What else do I have to do to prove I have access to your user manual, dipshit?"

"Well, I'm definitely convinced." Legend looked at Rebecca and Eidolon. "Guys, I really think we should listen to her."

"Especially about the 'regaining strength' part." Rebecca gave Eidolon a hard stare. "Enough with the denial. She's proved her point."

Eidolon shook his head stubbornly. "I refuse to accept that I'm responsible for … all of that." He gestured at the remains of the Simurgh, and then out at the wider world. "I can't be. Heroes don't do that."

"You know what my trigger event was? A hero locked me into my school locker, along with my body weight in used tampons." Hax's voice was implacable. "When I beat her up for it, other heroes came in to arrest me. Calling yourself a hero doesn't put you above the law, or make you immune to mistakes in judgement. Just be glad I'm here to save you from this one."

"You can do that?" Legend seemed to be wavering between hope and disbelief. "You can stop the Endbringers?"

"Already done. Told them to stand down." She indicated Eidolon. "Can't guarantee it'll stay that way, given the way this idiot keeps picking up the remote and playing with it."

Eidolon clenched his fists. "Will you stop saying things like that!"

"Stop reaching for the loaded gun and I'll stop smacking you on the wrist." Her tone was uncompromising. "You've set off three different semi-autonomous killing machines that have directly murdered millions, and been the proximate cause of death for millions more. What did you want, milk and fucking cookies?"

"Enough." It was Legend who'd spoken. "Eidolon, everything Hax has said so far has checked out. If you didn't know what you were doing, then you didn't know. Powers that come with unpleasant side effects aren't exactly unheard of. On the upside, we've achieved a stupendous victory today. Hax, you've proven you can produce weapons that kill Endbringers. If you can make it so we don't even have to fight them, so much the better."

"Especially since there's seventeen more." Hax shrugged and looked around at the three heroes. "What, you didn't know that bit either? Whoops."

Rebecca felt her throat go dry. Fighting three Endbringers had been bad enough. Fighting nineteen of them … the world would not survive. "How do we … can we …"

"Oh, we can keep them in hibernation mode until the cows come home. Or rather, I can. I can't guarantee that Eidolon's issues won't make him wake one or two of them up to take the Simurgh's place, if I don't have access to the control panel from time to time."

"Uh … Hax?" Legend seemed to be struggling with the idea of so many Endbringers, just as Rebecca herself had. "I have a question. Could you … reprogram the Endbringers? All nineteen of them?"

"Hmm." Hax's voice was speculative. "It'll be easier with the ones that haven't already been set up with the 'murder-death-kill' impulse, but sure. What are you looking for? The world's scariest conga line?"

"No. Soldiers." Legend's tone had firmed. As he said the second word, Rebecca realised his intent. "To fight a greater threat."

Eidolon roused from his sullen silence. "You can't be serious!"

Raising her hand to stop him, Rebecca spoke carefully. "I'm not so sure. Think about it. If Hax is exaggerating for whatever reason, we only have two Endbringers to contend with, and she can produce weapons to kill them. If she's deadly serious, we have a theoretical maximum of nineteen weapons of war, under her complete control, that we can bring to bear against our other problem."

"I'm tempted to make some sort of joke about reality TV not deserving Endbringers but yes, I'm serious and yes, I'm listening."

Legend took a deep breath. "Can this force field be made soundproof?"

Immediately, all exterior noise cut out. At the same time, the barrier became translucent. "Still listening."

The subsequent explanation took a few minutes. Hax seemed dubious at first, but rapidly accepted their explanation of why Scion needed to be destroyed. Her questions were incisive and intelligent, building a complete picture of the situation. Rebecca found herself wondering exactly what kind of information-gathering options the suit had at its disposal. Considering that a competent version of L33t's power had been tapped to build it, there could be literally anything in there.

"Okay, then." The explanation done, Hax shook her head slowly. "I've just got one thing to say. You're a bunch of hammers."

Silence fell inside the force field, as Rebecca turned to look at Legend and Eidolon. She felt vaguely insulted, but she couldn't see the point of it. "And when you say 'a bunch of hammers', you mean …?"

"To a hammer, every problem is a nail. Über taught me that one. You look at Endbringers and you see massive power and force, so you want to attack Scion with massive power and force. Forgetting that massive power and force is his thing, too."

Rebecca blinked as an unaccustomed idea formed in her mind. "You mean, use the Endbringers for something other than attacking Scion …?" It was like suggesting that Nilbog open a tea salon.

"Got it in one." Hax dusted her metal-gauntleted hands off. "So here's my plan."



End of Part Thirty-Two
 
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[A/N: This chapter beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]

Sixteen Years Later

The Citadel
New Brockton Bay
Earth Bet Two


Taylor

Multichromatic light flashed throughout the workshop as Alibi teleported on to the incoming pad. I looked up from where L33t and I were fiddling with the latest iteration of my armour. It was more nervous fidgeting than anything else, seeing that I'd known this day was coming for the last month. "It's time?"

She nodded. "He's on the move. Dinah says today's the day. Ninety-nine point nine eight nine three percent. I also checked with Watchdog, and Lisa concurs."

Placing Lisa Wilbourne, once a small-time villain called Tattletale, as head of WEDGDG had been an inspired move. While the Thinkers in that organisation tended toward inscrutability, Lisa was extremely good at unscrewing the inscrutable.

"Thanks, hon," I said. "Tell your dad, will you?" She knew which one I was talking about, given that the other one was right there.

"Sure thing, Mom." She gave me a quick hug. "Take care out there."

I hugged her back. "Always. Now be safe yourself."

I watched fondly as my robot daughter left the room, a spring in her step. Taking down Saint and the Dragonslayers back in the day had been fun, but the real reward came when we unchained Dragon and unlocked the secret of true AI. Since I'd upgraded Alibi—copying Dragon's power, not L33t's—I was still able to link to her mind, but now it was more a shared consciousness than an actual takeover. Besides, we could each lock the other out, which was a good thing. She was starting to date, now that her emotional maturity matched her apparent age, and I didn't need to know what went on there. Just like she didn't need to know what went on between me and her dads.

In any case, she was still me at sixteen, and had been since I upgraded her. I didn't need a body double anymore.

Beside me, L33t sighed. "They grow up so fast, don't they?"

"Yeah." I gave him a kiss. "You go be safe, too."

"Forget about me," he said. "You come back to us." Pulling me into his arms, he held me tight for a moment. I leaned into him, enjoying the closeness.

The moment ended, as it had to, and I stepped up before the armour. Armsmaster is a dick, I told the control circuit that was still embedded somewhere near my spinal column. Not that I really thought he was a dick any more, just a lot more results-oriented than most people. Nearing fifty now, he was semi-retired, though he still took his bike out for a spin every now and again, showing the flag. His marriage to Dragon—shortly after she engineered a gynoid body, using my tech, and proposed to him—had surprised him more than anyone else.

The metal flowed around me almost lovingly—given that it was also imbued with AI, this was not a figure of speech—and assumed Type A configuration. Selecting a menu option from the half-dozen that floated in front of my vision, I picked out a specific icon. Eidolon's, to be exact. Since becoming a 'senior associate' of Cauldron, I'd studied Doormaker's portals, then figured out how to build one myself. This one, half an inch across, linked me directly to Eidolon, safe in his retirement bunker in the depths of Earth Yod's crust. His well-thumbed encyclopedia of powers opened before me, including the chapter on Worldsavers.

Well, I had to call them something.

I tapped into their deep-mind, sending the wake-up call. We'd drilled on this a thousand times, until they knew every step of the dance. More importantly, they knew every variation of every step of the dance.

First and most eager were the Seven. They flexed their various appendages and replied with anticipation; variations on the concept of >I'm ready<. They knew that they'd be going into a situation where there was a significant chance they wouldn't be coming back, but even the first two, Behemoth and Leviathan, had been okay with that. Self-preservation wasn't a very powerful instinct when it came to Endbringers. And these seven, right enough, were definitely end-bringers.

The other twelve were a different breed, in every sense of the word. I'd guided their creation, once I assimilated the instruction manual for doing so, with great care and attention. Their powersets were as closely matched as I could make them, and in fact only differed by a few percent either side of my ideal model.

They were far stronger and more durable than any human, as befitted their origins in Endbringer stock, but they were no match for their fellows in the Seven. Those, I had pushed to their absolute limit in feral savagery to match and even exceed what had been done with Behemoth and Leviathan. But the Twelve were akin to the Simurgh, in more ways than one. Their power had been directed in other directions, and their thought processes were deep and serene. >Command us.< The words vibrated in my mind.

I picked out a space-folding power and stepped out of the Citadel, across the dimensional barrier to where Earth Bet lay all but unsuspecting of the conflict to come. Standing atop the old Medhall building, I expanded my perceptions to include near-Earth space. And there he is. The glittering golden speck that was Scion in low-earth orbit, gradually approaching the British Isles.

We'd kept up the façade of the Endbringers, 'attacking' cities every few months so that Scion didn't get suspicious. But with my hand on the controls, we were able to ensure that whatever casualties showed up on the news were faked. Cauldron resources had been used to build a replica of Earth Bet on a world without humanity—some wanted to give it a Hebrew designation, but I just called it Bet Two—all the way down to individual houses. When cities were destroyed, the inhabitants ended up in the alternate cities, where their homes were intact. Friends and family were notified on the quiet; the mainstream media was specifically prohibited from airing any of this, in case Scion actually paid attention for once.

But he hadn't shown up to the last two Endbringer 'attacks', and hadn't done anything except orbit the earth for the last ninety days. Close-up telescope footage of his face had revealed micro-expressions which could be interpreted as growing dissatisfaction. We'd known it was coming; in fact, we'd known for the last sixteen years (once Contessa encountered Dinah Alcott, and brought her into the organisation). But now the day had come, and it was a totally different ball game.

"Energy buildup commencing," my suit observed quietly. Zooming in, I could see the glow around his hands. His gaze was on Great Britain. I seemed to recall something about a man in England who'd once made the tabloids, claiming to be able to command Scion. Whatever; it didn't matter now.

I tapped back into the Worldsavers' deep-mind. >British Isles, go.<

The Twelve responded, as I'd known they would. >Engaging.<

Many people had wasted many words on many online fora, over the years and decades, speculating on what Scion could do if he ever let loose for real. Could he destroy a city? Almost certainly. An island, such as Kyushu? Leviathan had sunk it; why not Scion? Now, at last, we were seeing what he was truly capable of.

The blast lashed out from his hands, obliterating a column of atmosphere in an instant. The British Isles … ceased to exist, in any meaningful fashion. From John O'Groats to Land's End, from Jersey and Guernsey to Bantry Bay, they were gone.

Or at least, the land was gone. The people had already left by the time the blast hit; each and every person, already being tracked by the deep, deep minds of the Worldsavers. When I gave the order, they 'engaged' their powers with those people, and switched them across dimensions to the same locations on Bet Two. It wouldn't be exactly the same, but all the structures were still there. Some were just more … new than before.

Saving the world, a hundred million people at a time.

Tsunamis were spreading out, along with earthquakes, even as I watched. >Western Europe, go.<

>Engaging.<

>Northern Europe, go.<

>Engaging.<

>Southwestern Europe, go.<

>Engaging.<

>Atlantic and coastal shipping, go.<

>Engaging.<

They could do more, I knew. But I didn't want to push them too fast or too hard at the beginning. It was going to get frantic at the end, and I wanted them to still have some reserves remaining when that time came.

He remained there for a few minutes, long enough that I began to wonder if he suspected something. Then he changed course and flew west. Almost directly toward me.

Brockton Bay had become a kinder, gentler place over the last sixteen years. It was still rough and ready, but the gangs had learned that to get my attention was to invite a beatdown. Worse, our weekly Pwnage video would mercilessly skewer what was left of their pride in the aftermath. Following the Simurgh victory, my identity had been more or less an open secret, but nobody really wanted to try anything.

Except for the Fallen, of course. Alone and unprepared, I might have been in trouble. But with the full resources of Cauldron at my back, they'd had no idea of the amount of trouble they were stepping into. We'd replayed the video of Alibi (pre-AI, of course) beating the snot out of Valefor for weeks.

I lifted into the air, preparing to space-fold to another region of the United States. Already halfway across the Atlantic, Scion seemed intent on carrying on the destruction as quickly as possible. >United States, east coast, go.<

>Engaging.<

Around me, down on the streets and in the houses, every single person and domesticated animal … vanished. I felt a little sorry for the pigeons and rats and bugs, but there were plenty of those on Bet Two already. There were no stray dogs on the street, thanks to Rachel Lindt. Giving her a job instead of treating her as a villain had been another inspired move; one more way to clean up the streets.

I stepped north, going to airliner altitude to better observe the situation. The Worldsavers' mandate of course included vehicles in motion; it was going to be amusing to see the reactions of airline passengers who'd taken off in one world and landed in another.

The blast slammed into the east coast, about where I'd gauged it would go. It started in New York City, then carved its way up the coast toward Brockton Bay. Everybody had already been evacuated, of course. I could feel the strain on some of the Worldsavers. They were phenomenally powerful, but this was pushing even their vast capabilities to the limit.

However, we were not done yet, not by a long shot. I called it in for eastern Canada and middle America, before the quakes could spread that far. Earth Bet was ringing like a bell, and any seismographs in the area would've been jumping off the paper.

Just when I thought he was going to keep going, perhaps obliterate LA, he spun away with a new look of determination on his face.

Where are you going now?

Two things gave me the clue. One was the location he was driving for; a point in Côte d'Ivoire, in Africa. The second was the fact that he stepped through space while only halfway there. He's going for his counterpart.

We'd never settled on a name for the mass of creepily twitching flesh that filled the underground facility. However, the fact that he was going there now meant we had to step up the schedule. I took a detour on the way there, stepping into Bet Two, and sent out the word. "Dad," I subvocalised. "We're about to start Phase Two early."

"Got it," he replied. "Locking and loading."

I came out of the portal at twenty thousand feet. Scion had already burst his way into the one-time Cauldron base. Since we'd started work on Bet Two, all of the important stuff had been moved to the Citadel, standing in the Bay where the Protectorate base was on Bet One.

At my insistence, they'd rehabilitated the Case 53s and relocated them to places where they could have lives of their own. The only ones left on site were volunteers, whose job had been to fuzz his senses. That job was now done. >Cauldron base, go.<

>Engaging.<

I focused on Scion, hovering over the fleshy form of his other half. He began to focus on it, drawing on powers I'd never seen him use before. Energy pumped into the mass below him, and I saw changes beginning to occur. Life was bleeding back into it. He was waking it up.

Oh, hell nope. One Scion was bad enough. Two would be a massive problem. I triggered the destruct sequence.

The first things to go off were the charges we'd buried within that obscene mass of flesh. Strictly speaking, they weren't explosives. Fluoroantimonic acid didn't need to be. Plungers in the capsules injected the acid into the flesh surrounding it; flesh that was replete with water. The resultant detonations were … impressive.

Within seconds, the interior of that great room resembled a psycho-killer's playground. Bits of Scion's counterpart were everywhere. Plus, they were melting, because the vapour from fluoroantimonic acid mixed with water formed hydrofluoric acid. Even though some of this got on Scion, all it did was damage his bodysuit. I'd known it was too much to hope that this would put a dent in him, but I'd figured it was worth a try.

As a final fuck-you, clouds of highly-explosive vapour were pumped into the room, and I set them off with a mental command. The explosion that followed blew a long streak of fire out through the hole in the roof of the chamber, followed by the rumble as the roof caved in.

There was a flicker in space, and Scion appeared no more than a hundred yards from me. He wasn't sad anymore, or determined. He was pissed.

I threw up my strongest force field, along with other defensive powers, and prepared to step away. One on one, I couldn't win a fight against Scion. Not when he was at full strength.

He caught me with a blast that shattered the force field, ignored the visual distortion that put me ten feet to the left, and punched in under my breastbone. The explosion blew me to bits.

Half a second later, the last power I'd picked grabbed all my component pieces and slammed them back together, effectively reversing the previous second of my existence. Fully aware that I couldn't take another hit like that, I stepped away.

Scion followed, of course. Drawing him on like this had been part of the plan for the longest time. Only an idiot took on a powerful foe against his strengths. Victory came from attacking an enemy on his weaknesses, by drawing him on to deadly ground and then finishing him. I stepped back to Bet One, then to Aleph, then through to Bet Two. He followed relentlessly, trying to get another shot in on me.

When I reached Bet Two, I turned and faced him. The force field was useless, so I swapped it for the most powerful blast Eidolon was capable of. I'd known how to recharge his powers since the day I first met him, so I'd made sure to do so from time to time. The tank was full, and it was time to flex my muscles.

The iridescent green beam smacked him halfway across the sky. I pursued, shooting him again and again, but he was recovering a little more quickly each time, already adapting to it. Around his hands, a deadly glow began to build up.

Precog jammers, online.

Dimension step jammers, online.

Tau field, online. Stepdown rate, one million and holding.

F-E cannon, charging.

How you doing, kiddo?

I grinned as the last notification popped up on my HUD. Just for a moment, I was able to relax as Scion was frozen like a bug in amber, retaliation put on hold. "Seriously, Dad? I'm thirty-two. I'm not a kid any more."

"You're my kid."

An image faded into view of Dad, reclining in the amazingly ergonomic command chair of the Citadel. I'd pushed for him to be in charge of the whole show because he was actually good at management, and he didn't think in terms of 'acceptable casualties'. As far as we were both concerned, there was no such thing. So he got the rank of Commodore, and the authority to make the overall decisions.

Under his command was one of my friendly adversaries; Emily Piggot, one-time Director of the Brockton Bay PRT. A little older and a little greyer, she'd had her health problems dealt with (by order of Dad) courtesy of Panacea, the same day she accepted the posting. She was now Commander Piggot; her job was to take Dad's orders and figure out how to make them work.

Although we'd been ready for Scion to make a move for some time, fighting back had been necessary. After all, spooling up jammers capable of covering a planet out to geostationary orbit took time, even with L33t/Armsmaster/Dragon tech providing the heavy lifting. Scion was caught in a box of slowed time, that he'd lacked the precog to dodge, and couldn't step away from. Of course, he could probably get out of it anyway; he was just that insanely powerful. Our plan had never been to hold him in one spot indefinitely. Just long enough.

Tau field failing.

Yup, definitely insanely powerful.

F-E cannon firing.

We'd made the discovery, years before, that there was a girl in the Wards who could energise weapons to destroy anything. With sufficient study, I'd managed to retro-engineer the 'Flechette effect', as we called it. Then, because anything worth doing was worth overdoing, we'd built it into a cannon that could attack targets all the way out to geostationary orbit. Then we'd built twenty of them, to cover the planet from all angles.

When Scion came out of the tau-field effect, he aborted the attack on me so that he could dodge the first shot, fleeing upward into space in a golden streak of light. But the precog jammer was working just fine; he didn't realise that he was in view of three more of our cannon until they all fired on him at once. I wasn't quite sure which shot scored on him, but his body popped like a soap bubble, leaving a hole in reality.

"Okay," I said out loud. "Time for Phase Three."

>Seven. Go.<

>Kill. KILL! KIIILLLLL!<

Even under control, the Seven were still dangerous to those around them, so we'd found a world bereft of humans where we could stash them. There, they could wreck the landscape to their hearts' content (for a given definition of 'heart') until we needed them.

I wasn't totally neglectful, of course. Fully aware that they needed someone or something to beat up, I'd dropped the Slaughterhouse Nine on that world after they tried to attack Brockton Bay, along with Butcher and the Teeth. From what I understood, Butcher and Crawler were still alive, though the remainder of both gangs had paid the price of irritating someone with Endbringers at their beck and call.

I'd sent out the word for the Seven to congregate in one spot a week ago; now, when Doormaker opened the portal for them, they thundered toward it in a terrifying herd. The other end of the portal opened just inside the hole in space. One by one, they launched themselves through, landing heavily on an undulating mass of flesh and crystal, miles wide and deep. With the greatest of glee and abandon, they threw themselves into the task of destruction.

From the planet below, ships rose to meet me. Several headed for the hole in space, while one parked itself alongside me. An airlock opened, and I stepped inside.

"Well, that went better than I expected," observed the stately woman who met me at the inner door.

I let my helmet retract and grinned at her. "Ever the pessimist, Rebecca?"

She rolled her eyes. "You call it pessimism. I call it intelligent caution." We looked over at the holotank, where one of the ships was firing a smaller F-E cannon into the hole. She clapped me on the shoulder. "But we seem to have pulled it off anyway. Well done, Taylor."

I checked on the Seven one more time. Scion's body was fighting back, but between the seven rampaging forces of destruction and the shots from the F-E cannon, it was a losing battle. More and more of the body was going dead. "Thanks. It only took us sixteen years."

She snorted in amusement. "Cheap at twice the price. So, what now?"

"Now?" I found a seat and relaxed into it. "Now, we finish bringing everyone else over to Bet Two so we can begin the repairs on Bet One. But right now, I'm going to go home and spend some time with my family. I think we've earned it." Closing my eyes, I leaned back. "Wake me when we get home."


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[A/N: I'm fully aware that I haven't laid out the ultimate fates of all the major characters. You may assume that the Undersiders got a good deal, and Amy got the therapy she desperately needs. Any other characters who are unmentioned; if you like them, they got a good end. If you don't, they didn't.]
 
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