Unlimited Blade Works chants

[Mu-Sensei]

Because, why not? Serious or not, they almost always sound awesome.


I am the bit of my byte
silicon is my body, electricity is my blood
I have ran over a thousand programs
Unknown to 0s
Nor known to 1s
I have withstood many errors to complete many processes
and yet this circuit will never hold any data
so as I pray, unlimited processor works


If any mod is annoyed at an useless thread, feel free to delete it.

 

[Nekraa]

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades,
Unknown to death,
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet those hands will never hold anything.
So, as I pray - Unlimited Blade Works!

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Body made of poison.
Blood of belladonna, heart of wolfsbane.
Bathed since birth in countless poisons,
Never once sinning,
Never once accruing karma.
A doll, orphaned here.
Training in poisons on the hill of lilies-of-the-valley.
Thus, this life is not meaningless.
This body was made of infinite poisons.
So as I pray - Unlimited Poison Works
- Medicine Melancholy

Not made my me though. Found it somewhere.

 

[Plotvitalnpc]

His body is made out of of bits.
His blood is of hertz and his heart is of silicon.
He googled through countless sessions
Not even once deleting
Not even once being upvoted
The player lies here alone
Writing binary in a hill of bits
Thus, my life needs no meaning
This body is made of infinite bits

Inspired by literal Shirou.

 

[Zege]

Shamelessly stolen.

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I am the slam of my jam.
Slam is my body, and jam is my blood.
I have slammed over a thousand jams.
Unknown to slam.
Nor known to jam.
Withstood DMCA takedown notices to slam many jams.
Yet these slams will never jam anything.
So as I jam,
Unlimited Slam Works.

 

[Speckled Burd]

I am the porcelain of my tea cup,
Leaves are my body, and boiling water is my blood
I have steeped over a thousand bags
Unaware of sugar, not aware of milk
Yet these hands shall never hold coffee
So as I pray,
IT'S TEA TIME MOTHERFUCKERS.

 

[Zege]

Ran the original through Gizoogle, and tweaked for flavor. Pimpin' Emiya is pimpin'.

I be tha bone of mah sword
Steel is mah body n' fire is mah blood
I have pimped over a thousand blades
Unknown ta dirtnaps
Nor known ta tha game
Have withstood pain ta create nuff weapons
Yet deez handz shall never hold anythan
So, as I pray, Unlimited Blade Workizzle

 

[Mu-Sensei]

A serious one for Shirou:

I bear the weight of the sword,
Fire is what runs through my veins,
Shards all that remains from my heart,
Survivor of the countless battlefields,
Still undefeated, Yet always alone,
For good I rend flesh, for justice I draw blood,
Unable to stop, I forge the path ahead,
Thus is the way of the hero,
Thus I make Unlimited Blade Works.

 

[Mu-Sensei]

I'm a slave of my muse.
The keyboard is my friend, the screen my companion.
I've created over a dozen stories.
Unknown to reading
Nor known to writing
I've withstood exhaustion to update many quests
Yet this muse will never let me rest
Not until I end the Unlimited Fiction Works.

 

[Prince Charon]

From an idea where Shirou's Origin and Element are Fire (link to the Nrvnqsr archive):

BGM On

Shirou:
I am the remains of a tragedy
An ever burning monument to the past
My flesh is coal and my breath is ash
I have walked through fire and death
Made unto myself the devouring flame
Yet I have never been fulfilled
Still I consume all that I touch, give life to all that I can
So that the tragedy will never repeat itself
This is my path, to bring about
The Birth of the Phoenix!

Gilgamesh:
What...?!

Shirou:
The blazing sun that never sets
Can you survive this inferno, King of Heroes?

 

[Megaolix]

*Fish back something old*

I think those were the original chants? Well, feel free to like them or not, I guess.

My body is made out of swords. - Karada wa tsurugi de dekiteiru
My blood is of iron and my heart of glass - Chishio wa tetsu de, kokoro wa garasu
I survived through countless battles - Ikutabi no senjou wo koete fuhai
Not even once retreating, - Tada ichido no haisou mo naku
Not even once victorious - Tada ichido no shouri mo nashi,
The bearer lies here alone - Ninai te wa koko ni hitori.
Forging iron on the hill of swords. - Tsurugi no oka de tetsu wo utsu
But my life needs no meaning. - Naraba, waga shougai ni imi wa irazu
This body was made out of limitless swords. - Kono karada wa, mugen no tsurugi de dekiteita

His body is made out of swords.
His blood is of iron and his heart of glass.
He survived through countless battles.
Not even once retreating,
Not even once being understood.
He was always alone, intoxicated with victory on the hill of swords.
And thus, his life has no meaning.
That body was surely made out of swords.

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[Zege]

Recovered from a screenshot of a thread from '11 on 4chan's /a/.

I am the imouto of my onii-chan.
Flat is my chest and smooth is my skin.
I have hugged over a thousand onii-chans.
Unknown to purity, nor known to lewdness.
Have withstood pain to wear many pantsu.
Yet these little hips will never move on their own.
So as I pray, Unlimited Loli Works.

 

[Xeroth D Cerberus]

"I am the Present to my Future
Time is my Ally and Space is my Friend
I have Shifted through a Thousand Timelines
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood Destiny to save many Realities
Yet these Memories of Pain will never Fade
So as I Pray
UNLIMITED ERA WORKS!"

 

[Nicodemus]

"I am the Engine of my Soul.
Steel is my body, Oil is my blood.
I have burned a million times
Unknowing of my path, Nor known to stop.
Having withstood pain to reach velocity.
Yet this force requires mass.
So as I pray, Unlimited Acceleration Works."

 

[Phantom Blaster]

I am the Phantasm of this Void.
Devoid is my Body, Absent is my Blood.
I have Began and Ended beyond these Laws.
Unknow the Beginning, Never reached the End.
Have a withstanding Nightmare for the Absolution.
Yet this Zero should be Whole.
So I search for you, Phantasmal Abyss.

 

[duburu]

[Insert GabrielBlessing Chant here]

 

[Horus Lupercal]

I am the hilt of my weapon Gold is my body I have reforged over thousands of weapons Unknown Victory Nor Known lose Have withstood Agony Yet these hands off mine will never forge anything I who despise infinite And admire The Dream So as I swear Unlimited Weapon Works