Mr Zoat
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3rd October
13:11 GMT -5
"…going straight home! Whatever did you think you were doing?"
"You got a phone call and ran down an alleyway. When I got to the end of the alley you weren't there. I wanted to know where you'd gone; I haven't seen you all week!"
Perhaps I should redefine what the ring counts as 'attempting to access'? I wonder if insatiable curiosity is a wizard thing, or just a Constantine thing? Ooh, that's an idea, would Gemma prefer to go to an Atlantean school rather than wherever she's going to in Liverpool at the moment? Anyway, sounds like Mister Zatara had a freak out when he heard about what I'd done and cut short a father-daughter visit to San Francisco. I was surprised when I learned that they didn't live there, but maybe I'm just misremembering the comics.
"You know my work with the Justice League can call me away at short notice!"
My team mates are waiting for Black Canary to arrive. She hasn't actually arranged a training session, but there'll probably be one for anyone who's interested. I know Robin and Wallace have been looking forward to it. This is presumably why they haven't left the room while the father/daughter conflab takes place, loudly. Reacting to the social discomfort they've retreated across the room. I'm signed off from practice on a no-heavy-lifting-or-heavy-thinking order, but... I have been agitating for a team thaumaturgist for a while now and Zatanna was near the top of my list of preferred candidates. Might be tricky now that I see how protective Mister Zatara's being.
Time to break them up, I think.
"Excuse me sir?"
They both look around. Mister Zatara's face is a picture of controlled irritation. "Orange Lantern, this is a private conversation."
"Not at that volume it isn't, sir. Look, I think we all-" I gesture with both arms to my team mates who are checking the ceiling and floor for cracks. "-all know that you aren't happy about Miss Zatara -hello! I'm Orange Lantern, pleased to meet you- being here, but since she is here I'd like to point out that inside a mountain surrounded by superheroes is a lot safer than, for example, all of New York."
M'gann, Robin and the sphere enter from the direction of the lifts. Robin's in casual clothing.
"No attacks by evil wizards since... Ooh, last Tuesday, wasn't it?"
Mister Zatara schools his features. "That was contained extremely quickly."
"What I'm saying is, now she's here, where's the harm in introducing her to everyone?"
I can virtually see him counting to five. He breathes out.
"I suppose you're right." He half turns back to her. "Go and say hello. I need to look into how you were even able to get through the zeta tube."
"Miss Zatara? If you'd care to accompany me?" I hold out my right arm.
"Um. Thank you." She looks a little puzzled, but smiles and comes alongside me. We link arms as we start to walk in the direction of my team mates.
"Sorry if I'm interrupting your practice."
"Eh, I'm skipping anyway."
Apparently having learned from what happened when Artemis first got here, Kaldur steps forwards first.
"Miss Zatara, welcome to the cave. I am-."
"Wally. I'm Wally. He's not, he's Kaldur, that's Artemis, Kon, over there's Rob, M'gann and The Sphere, you've already met Paul, that's Teekl and that is Wolf. Hi!"
Wallace holds out his hand. For a moment she's taken aback. Then she gets a better look at the puppy.
"Aw, he's so cute!"
Zatanna pulls free of me and walks past Wallace over to Teekl. She bends slightly to stroke Wolf's head. Wallace sags. Kon steps protectively towards his pet.
"Wolf's a girl."
"How long have you had her? How old is she? And.. why is this cat orange?" She pulls her hand back and gives Teekl the eye.
"Ah, two days, 'bout a week. Paul turned her into a construct."
"Teekl talk for Teekl. Who you?"
She blinks. "Did your cat just talk?"
I waggle my right forefinger left and right. "That won't even be the strangest thing you see today. But yes, Teekl has near human intelligence."
She scans my face to check I'm being serious, then looks back at Teekl. "Um, well, I'm Zatanna Zatara, I'm a magician-."
"I'm something of a student of the mystic arts myself." Artemis gives Wallace a sceptical look. "No, really. I've been studying Atlantean alchemy."
"Uh huh."
He reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a small bottle. "Prepare to be amazed, nonbelievers."
He unscrews the pipette lid, holds it over his head and allows five drops of the clear liquid within to drop onto him. He then puts the lid back onto the bottle and returns it to his pocket.
"A little activation energy..."
He puts both hands in his hair and ruffles it at super speed for a couple of seconds. When he takes his hands away...
His hair is now blue. Completely blue. Brilliant blue, actually. There's no blue colour on his hands or the skin around his hair... If that's simple alchemy he could put hair dye manufacturers out of business in a few years. Or blackmail them into paying him not to.
"What d'ya think? Not bad for a guy who didn't even believe in magic until a couple of months ago. No chemical basis for the blue coloration at all."
I think Zatanna is trying not to laugh.
Artemis doesn't have her subtlety. "You look ridiculous."
"For obvious reasons liquid dyes are not common in Atlantis. I am impressed you were able to produce this simply from book study."
"Took like fifty tries... Hey Zatanna, you joining us for training?"
"Um, I don't know. What sort of training?"
"This week? Unarmed combat. Black Canary's taking over from your dad as our supervisor."
"Hooray for punching week. This is why I got the tattoos done now."
"They let you off practice… To get a tattoo."
"No, they let me off practice because I'm currently experiencing arcane overload. Magic makes me drunk, basically."
She frowns. "Why would tattoos..?"
I make a vague 'wave forwards' gesture at my team leader. "Kaldur, you wanna..?"
"It is common practice in Atlantis for mages to have energy channels inscribed on their skin to aid in their spell casting." He holds out his right arm and slowly twists it, showing off his design. From a distance it looks like a thick black line, but close up there are a lot of slight differences in tone and pattern across the tattooed area. They glow for a moment, and electricity dances around his hand.
"Oh, I see. Well, what do your tattoos do?"
"I'll show you."
Ring, remove my jacket and vest.
13:11 GMT -5
"…going straight home! Whatever did you think you were doing?"
"You got a phone call and ran down an alleyway. When I got to the end of the alley you weren't there. I wanted to know where you'd gone; I haven't seen you all week!"
Perhaps I should redefine what the ring counts as 'attempting to access'? I wonder if insatiable curiosity is a wizard thing, or just a Constantine thing? Ooh, that's an idea, would Gemma prefer to go to an Atlantean school rather than wherever she's going to in Liverpool at the moment? Anyway, sounds like Mister Zatara had a freak out when he heard about what I'd done and cut short a father-daughter visit to San Francisco. I was surprised when I learned that they didn't live there, but maybe I'm just misremembering the comics.
"You know my work with the Justice League can call me away at short notice!"
My team mates are waiting for Black Canary to arrive. She hasn't actually arranged a training session, but there'll probably be one for anyone who's interested. I know Robin and Wallace have been looking forward to it. This is presumably why they haven't left the room while the father/daughter conflab takes place, loudly. Reacting to the social discomfort they've retreated across the room. I'm signed off from practice on a no-heavy-lifting-or-heavy-thinking order, but... I have been agitating for a team thaumaturgist for a while now and Zatanna was near the top of my list of preferred candidates. Might be tricky now that I see how protective Mister Zatara's being.
Time to break them up, I think.
"Excuse me sir?"
They both look around. Mister Zatara's face is a picture of controlled irritation. "Orange Lantern, this is a private conversation."
"Not at that volume it isn't, sir. Look, I think we all-" I gesture with both arms to my team mates who are checking the ceiling and floor for cracks. "-all know that you aren't happy about Miss Zatara -hello! I'm Orange Lantern, pleased to meet you- being here, but since she is here I'd like to point out that inside a mountain surrounded by superheroes is a lot safer than, for example, all of New York."
M'gann, Robin and the sphere enter from the direction of the lifts. Robin's in casual clothing.
"No attacks by evil wizards since... Ooh, last Tuesday, wasn't it?"
Mister Zatara schools his features. "That was contained extremely quickly."
"What I'm saying is, now she's here, where's the harm in introducing her to everyone?"
I can virtually see him counting to five. He breathes out.
"I suppose you're right." He half turns back to her. "Go and say hello. I need to look into how you were even able to get through the zeta tube."
"Miss Zatara? If you'd care to accompany me?" I hold out my right arm.
"Um. Thank you." She looks a little puzzled, but smiles and comes alongside me. We link arms as we start to walk in the direction of my team mates.
"Sorry if I'm interrupting your practice."
"Eh, I'm skipping anyway."
Apparently having learned from what happened when Artemis first got here, Kaldur steps forwards first.
"Miss Zatara, welcome to the cave. I am-."
"Wally. I'm Wally. He's not, he's Kaldur, that's Artemis, Kon, over there's Rob, M'gann and The Sphere, you've already met Paul, that's Teekl and that is Wolf. Hi!"
Wallace holds out his hand. For a moment she's taken aback. Then she gets a better look at the puppy.
"Aw, he's so cute!"
Zatanna pulls free of me and walks past Wallace over to Teekl. She bends slightly to stroke Wolf's head. Wallace sags. Kon steps protectively towards his pet.
"Wolf's a girl."
"How long have you had her? How old is she? And.. why is this cat orange?" She pulls her hand back and gives Teekl the eye.
"Ah, two days, 'bout a week. Paul turned her into a construct."
"Teekl talk for Teekl. Who you?"
She blinks. "Did your cat just talk?"
I waggle my right forefinger left and right. "That won't even be the strangest thing you see today. But yes, Teekl has near human intelligence."
She scans my face to check I'm being serious, then looks back at Teekl. "Um, well, I'm Zatanna Zatara, I'm a magician-."
"I'm something of a student of the mystic arts myself." Artemis gives Wallace a sceptical look. "No, really. I've been studying Atlantean alchemy."
"Uh huh."
He reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a small bottle. "Prepare to be amazed, nonbelievers."
He unscrews the pipette lid, holds it over his head and allows five drops of the clear liquid within to drop onto him. He then puts the lid back onto the bottle and returns it to his pocket.
"A little activation energy..."
He puts both hands in his hair and ruffles it at super speed for a couple of seconds. When he takes his hands away...
His hair is now blue. Completely blue. Brilliant blue, actually. There's no blue colour on his hands or the skin around his hair... If that's simple alchemy he could put hair dye manufacturers out of business in a few years. Or blackmail them into paying him not to.
"What d'ya think? Not bad for a guy who didn't even believe in magic until a couple of months ago. No chemical basis for the blue coloration at all."
I think Zatanna is trying not to laugh.
Artemis doesn't have her subtlety. "You look ridiculous."
"For obvious reasons liquid dyes are not common in Atlantis. I am impressed you were able to produce this simply from book study."
"Took like fifty tries... Hey Zatanna, you joining us for training?"
"Um, I don't know. What sort of training?"
"This week? Unarmed combat. Black Canary's taking over from your dad as our supervisor."
"Hooray for punching week. This is why I got the tattoos done now."
"They let you off practice… To get a tattoo."
"No, they let me off practice because I'm currently experiencing arcane overload. Magic makes me drunk, basically."
She frowns. "Why would tattoos..?"
I make a vague 'wave forwards' gesture at my team leader. "Kaldur, you wanna..?"
"It is common practice in Atlantis for mages to have energy channels inscribed on their skin to aid in their spell casting." He holds out his right arm and slowly twists it, showing off his design. From a distance it looks like a thick black line, but close up there are a lot of slight differences in tone and pattern across the tattooed area. They glow for a moment, and electricity dances around his hand.
"Oh, I see. Well, what do your tattoos do?"
"I'll show you."
Ring, remove my jacket and vest.