Mr Zoat
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29th October 2012
05:19 GMT +3
"…which is when Odin started laughing." He waves his right forearm dismissively. "I learned a valuable lesson about not taking loyalty for granted that day."
Hephaestaean nods, his fully repaired mechadendrites working their way through Tyr's truly impressive stack of references. Apparently, his most recent occupation was working in a bar in Reykjavík, which… Well, as he said, it's a people-orientated occupation.
Hephaestaean is occupying the position at the 'head' of the oval, with Metis on his right and the pile of papers and scrolls on his left. I'm not sure how they've been preserved; velum can last 1500 years but some of those are far older.
I'm sitting on the mid-right part of the oval, opposite our Shinto guests. Tyr looks happy enough to deliver his speech from the middle of the floor, and it's been a learning experience. I had no idea that he used to be the head of their pantheon. Or that Odin was supposed to release Fenrir, but decided that getting his boss crippled was a better idea.
"Do you think it will cause you difficulty in interacting with him in the future?"
"We haven't spoken for twelve hundred years. He is fixated with avoiding his own death at Ragnarok, I decided that a band of backstabbers weren't worth my time. I won't say that I wouldn't kick him in the balls if I had a clear shot, but I won't make revenge the focus of my life."
"And what about Fenrir?"
"I don't think he's going to give me my hand back. And I don't think I'd want it; he's probably drooled all over it."
"Is the feud between you ongoing?"
"He was my dog, you know? I think he regretted taking my hand the moment he saw how shocked I was." Tyr looks aside for a moment. "No, there's no grudge there. If I saw him again I'd offer him dinner, and I think he'd go after Odin rather than me."
"And what about Garmr?"
"He's supposed to kill me at the end of the world. I've never even seen him. If it happens, then it happens. I'm not going to worry about something that may never happen, and that I couldn't stop if it does end up happening."
"How are your relations with the other Æsir?"
"Freyja sends me a letter every year, and I send one back in return. Other than that, I don't have much to do with them."
"Have you spoken to Jon Haraldson?"
"I appear to him in his dreams sometimes and give him uplifting omens. He is Odin's man, and his wife is Odin's servant, and Odin already hates him. I don't want to make his life harder."
Hephaestaean nods. "Do you have any relationships with members of my pantheon that I don't know about?"
"I think Orange Lantern once suggested that I marry Athena, but I think-" Hephaestaean's tentacles stop for a moment, then go back to reading paperwork. "-that he was telling a joke. I have never even met her. Though I hear that she's a good god. I look forward to working with her."
"Very well. Now, what plans do you have for the domain of war?"
"I believe that my focus should be the soldiers and their guidance. There are good reasons to go to war, good reasons to kill intelligent beings. Usually, soldiers do not think about them when they go to fight. I would change that. I would help them understand what the good reasons to fight are. I want to teach them how to come to terms with their destructive urges and harness them. I wish to teach them the value of suffering and hardship and resolution."
"And why have you not done so before now?"
"I had no support amongst the Æsir. To change a people, you have to change their worldview. The whole pattern of thoughts they use to understand the world. I could not do that on my own. You can find a few hundred examples of my attempts to change men's hearts in my references. But I could not change everyone. Now, in this time, human civilisation is ready to change. And I want to be part of that."
"With the gods of the Hellenes?"
"I do not think that you will limit yourselves to the Hellenes."
"No, but I might start there."
Tyr nods. "It might be good to start with a smaller group of people. I have not been a god as part of a pantheon for a long time. Being able to travel where I want is nice, but I have reached the point in my life where I ache for the presence of peers. It will be better than working at Ikea, which is what I was going to do before Kratos telephoned me."
"Do you have plans on how to begin?"
"Yes. I have a few worshippers who could act as priests, and I will need to speak to the Amazons to see if some of them are willing. I know enough about rune magic that I think I can get their attention. The advantage of modern communications technology is that it is possible to share lessons with a great many people and have them shared accurately. I cannot plan for everything, but that is how I will start."
"Can you fight?"
"So long as I don't stick my sword hand in my enemy's mouth before the fight starts. It took me a long time to learn to fight left handed, but I prefer it to strapping a blade to my stump."
"Have you ever fought an angel?"
"Very briefly, during the invasion. Will we be fighting the Silver City?"
"I do not want to, but they may decide that they do not want other religions to be revived."
"Then we fight. I can defend against their magic, and their fire does little to me."
Hephaestaean nods. "I will need to follow up on your references, but I like what I have heard. You will have my decision within nine days. Do you have somewhere to stay, or do you require lodgings?"
"I have a tent on the slopes. Whether I go to Olympus or Sweden, I'd like to spend the rest of my free time in the natural world."
"Then I thank you for coming here, and give you leave to depart."
Tyr comes to attention facing Hephaestaean, gives him a formal bow, then turns and strides out of the deliberative chamber.
He's not even out of the room before Hephaestaean starts taking pieces of metal out of subspace and begins working on them, plasma cuttings stencilling the solid pieces as the structure begins to come together.
"A new right hand for your new right hand man?"
"Yes. He sounds perfect, and the references are good. This hand will symbolise our bond, as well as making it easier for him to hold things."
I nod. "Now that that's settled, I should visit Brazil. Do you want to speak to Euanthe here?"
"Yes. She has a base of worshippers and a clear role. If she will not come, get permission for us to build temples in her new land."
"Will do. Any other orders?"
The fingers of the hand flex as the plasma cuttings begin inscribing the runes that will grant it phyresis.
"No. Go with my blessing."
I nod, standing up-. Ah. "Lady Liberty, did you ever consider recruiting Uncle Sam?"
"Sure did, but Uncle Sam has not been seen in the Heartlands or in the material world for decades."
I frown. "Yes he has. He's been hanging around Washington for months."
She looks at me quizzically.
"Orange Lantern, I've known Uncle Sam for longer than anyone. I don't know who that person in Washington is, but they aren't Uncle Sam."
05:19 GMT +3
"…which is when Odin started laughing." He waves his right forearm dismissively. "I learned a valuable lesson about not taking loyalty for granted that day."
Hephaestaean nods, his fully repaired mechadendrites working their way through Tyr's truly impressive stack of references. Apparently, his most recent occupation was working in a bar in Reykjavík, which… Well, as he said, it's a people-orientated occupation.
Hephaestaean is occupying the position at the 'head' of the oval, with Metis on his right and the pile of papers and scrolls on his left. I'm not sure how they've been preserved; velum can last 1500 years but some of those are far older.
I'm sitting on the mid-right part of the oval, opposite our Shinto guests. Tyr looks happy enough to deliver his speech from the middle of the floor, and it's been a learning experience. I had no idea that he used to be the head of their pantheon. Or that Odin was supposed to release Fenrir, but decided that getting his boss crippled was a better idea.
"Do you think it will cause you difficulty in interacting with him in the future?"
"We haven't spoken for twelve hundred years. He is fixated with avoiding his own death at Ragnarok, I decided that a band of backstabbers weren't worth my time. I won't say that I wouldn't kick him in the balls if I had a clear shot, but I won't make revenge the focus of my life."
"And what about Fenrir?"
"I don't think he's going to give me my hand back. And I don't think I'd want it; he's probably drooled all over it."
"Is the feud between you ongoing?"
"He was my dog, you know? I think he regretted taking my hand the moment he saw how shocked I was." Tyr looks aside for a moment. "No, there's no grudge there. If I saw him again I'd offer him dinner, and I think he'd go after Odin rather than me."
"And what about Garmr?"
"He's supposed to kill me at the end of the world. I've never even seen him. If it happens, then it happens. I'm not going to worry about something that may never happen, and that I couldn't stop if it does end up happening."
"How are your relations with the other Æsir?"
"Freyja sends me a letter every year, and I send one back in return. Other than that, I don't have much to do with them."
"Have you spoken to Jon Haraldson?"
"I appear to him in his dreams sometimes and give him uplifting omens. He is Odin's man, and his wife is Odin's servant, and Odin already hates him. I don't want to make his life harder."
Hephaestaean nods. "Do you have any relationships with members of my pantheon that I don't know about?"
"I think Orange Lantern once suggested that I marry Athena, but I think-" Hephaestaean's tentacles stop for a moment, then go back to reading paperwork. "-that he was telling a joke. I have never even met her. Though I hear that she's a good god. I look forward to working with her."
"Very well. Now, what plans do you have for the domain of war?"
"I believe that my focus should be the soldiers and their guidance. There are good reasons to go to war, good reasons to kill intelligent beings. Usually, soldiers do not think about them when they go to fight. I would change that. I would help them understand what the good reasons to fight are. I want to teach them how to come to terms with their destructive urges and harness them. I wish to teach them the value of suffering and hardship and resolution."
"And why have you not done so before now?"
"I had no support amongst the Æsir. To change a people, you have to change their worldview. The whole pattern of thoughts they use to understand the world. I could not do that on my own. You can find a few hundred examples of my attempts to change men's hearts in my references. But I could not change everyone. Now, in this time, human civilisation is ready to change. And I want to be part of that."
"With the gods of the Hellenes?"
"I do not think that you will limit yourselves to the Hellenes."
"No, but I might start there."
Tyr nods. "It might be good to start with a smaller group of people. I have not been a god as part of a pantheon for a long time. Being able to travel where I want is nice, but I have reached the point in my life where I ache for the presence of peers. It will be better than working at Ikea, which is what I was going to do before Kratos telephoned me."
"Do you have plans on how to begin?"
"Yes. I have a few worshippers who could act as priests, and I will need to speak to the Amazons to see if some of them are willing. I know enough about rune magic that I think I can get their attention. The advantage of modern communications technology is that it is possible to share lessons with a great many people and have them shared accurately. I cannot plan for everything, but that is how I will start."
"Can you fight?"
"So long as I don't stick my sword hand in my enemy's mouth before the fight starts. It took me a long time to learn to fight left handed, but I prefer it to strapping a blade to my stump."
"Have you ever fought an angel?"
"Very briefly, during the invasion. Will we be fighting the Silver City?"
"I do not want to, but they may decide that they do not want other religions to be revived."
"Then we fight. I can defend against their magic, and their fire does little to me."
Hephaestaean nods. "I will need to follow up on your references, but I like what I have heard. You will have my decision within nine days. Do you have somewhere to stay, or do you require lodgings?"
"I have a tent on the slopes. Whether I go to Olympus or Sweden, I'd like to spend the rest of my free time in the natural world."
"Then I thank you for coming here, and give you leave to depart."
Tyr comes to attention facing Hephaestaean, gives him a formal bow, then turns and strides out of the deliberative chamber.
He's not even out of the room before Hephaestaean starts taking pieces of metal out of subspace and begins working on them, plasma cuttings stencilling the solid pieces as the structure begins to come together.
"A new right hand for your new right hand man?"
"Yes. He sounds perfect, and the references are good. This hand will symbolise our bond, as well as making it easier for him to hold things."
I nod. "Now that that's settled, I should visit Brazil. Do you want to speak to Euanthe here?"
"Yes. She has a base of worshippers and a clear role. If she will not come, get permission for us to build temples in her new land."
"Will do. Any other orders?"
The fingers of the hand flex as the plasma cuttings begin inscribing the runes that will grant it phyresis.
"No. Go with my blessing."
I nod, standing up-. Ah. "Lady Liberty, did you ever consider recruiting Uncle Sam?"
"Sure did, but Uncle Sam has not been seen in the Heartlands or in the material world for decades."
I frown. "Yes he has. He's been hanging around Washington for months."
She looks at me quizzically.
"Orange Lantern, I've known Uncle Sam for longer than anyone. I don't know who that person in Washington is, but they aren't Uncle Sam."
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