Mr Zoat
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4th Sigmarzeit 2512
Afternoon
"Not so docile, it seems."
I nod to the Countess. "No, it seems not. But I wanted to be sure."
The giant… Rat… Blob.. thing.. that's the only thing in the Nuln warrens that scanned as 'female', lies dead, a construct spear piercing it through the throat and out through its spine. It's about three meters long, with proportions halfway between a normal rat and a normal male skaven. I'd sort of assumed that this sort of thing was a specialised breeder variety, and its.. large womb, distended abdomen and eight warpstone-enhanced ovaries seem to lend a degree of credence to that idea. But I'd also assumed that such breeders were a Clan Moulder product rather than a natural part of their species, and that as such there would have to be at least some regular females as well.
Does the Curse of the Horned One spell turn women it hits into men? Or do females just not occur naturally amongst skaven and they have to breed with giant rats in the same way that beastmen can breed with livestock?
I moue as.. tiny hairless skaven infants start clawing and biting their way out of its vagina.
"Burn this abomination."
"Ah. I'm actually not very good at burning things."
I point, and the construct plaguebearers on perimeter duty step in and start stabbing. It's unedifying, but those are male skaven infants. There's a limit to how many Creatures of Chaos I can attempt to rehabilitate without spreading myself too thin.
A way behind us, I hear Richilde and one of the Countess's younger Greatswords keeping each other company in their ersatz vomitorium. The other Greatswords bear oddly-shaped scars which I've noticed amongst those who've survived one of the more unpleasant poxes, and I imagine that they got that surviving the aftermath of Tamurkhan's attack. After fending off an army of Nurgle-worshippers a giant mutant rat appears not to impress them. I haven't seen any sign of Nurgle's Rot in them, which is good because I don't have any idea how to remove a disease that infects the soul.
"Besides, I've removed the diseases from its body. It could be a fascinating object of study for your anatomists."
"Gruuubeeeeeer!"
The Greatsword with a beard down to the middle of his cuirass nods. "Countess?"
"Have the men clear the closest square and acquire firewood. I will have this… Thing and the others of its kin we recover burned where my subjects can bear witness."
"I'll see to it directly, Countess."
I feel it as my construct lanterns begin to return.
"All done, Countess. It might be worth filling in the passages, but the warren is uninhabited."
"And Gruber, find some volunteers from the dungeons." She looks my way. "Dungeon-delving is work for a not-yet-Free Company. They're far cheaper than adventurers."
"Yes, Countess. Will there be anything else-?"
"Get on with it, man." As he bows and then leaves she walks over to the skaven and prods it with the handle of her dagger. "Well, you've done it. You'll have my support in the Prime Estates, and I suppose that a more limited road-building program might be wise in any case."
"Thank you, Countess. I'll notify the Light College, so that their representative can liaise with your architect."
One down…
4th Sigmarzeit 2512
Later Afternoon
Graf Boris Todbringer peers at the severed, one-eyed head.
"No. Not him."
Since her brother is shortly to be marrying his daughter, Richilde thought that talking him around would be a straightforward business. I offered to restore his eye, but he wasn't keen on having his body unnaturally altered. Which isn't unreasonable, but…
I sigh as I toss the head onto the pile. "With the greatest respect, Graf, there are a lot of one-eyed beastmen in the Drakwald. Did he have any other distinguishing features?"
"He carried a whip and a sword."
But this is getting to be.
Ring?
Scanning. Scan complete. Matches available.
Just about every charioteer has a whip. Swords are even more common.
"Four horns or two?"
"Four."
Scanning. Scan complete. Matches available.
"Two big ones straight up and two small curved ones?"
He nods. "Yes."
"Excuse me."
I rocket away from Middenheim, heading for the Drakwald again. Target locked. Beastmen became their own army after I stopped being interested in Warhammer and I've got no idea if the beastlord I'm about to kill is at all important. But if it makes Todbringer happy…
There.
I raise my left hand, aiming at the large beastman standing next to the.. mutant dog thing. And fire! The beastlord is knocked back, his armour holding out against my shot surprisingly well. Fortunately it doesn't appear to include a gorget, so his neck disintegrates and I grab the trophy as the beastmen around him begin braying in alarm.
Hopefully, that's another one down.
4th Sigmarzeit 2512
Early Evening
"A… Head? A head! You got one-eye a one eyed head!"
Richilde and I nervously glance at each other as Elector Count Marius Leitdorf… Starts getting excited. His couriers appear used to it, in the manner of psychiatric orderlies who no longer start at sudden exclamations from their patients. His horse -which is standing nearby, in this second story room in the middle of his castle- snorts quietly.
"I am.. happy to get a head for you, your highness."
"Yes! I want to eat it!"
"I can cook as well?"
He lunges at me. "No!" He grabs me by the jacket, staring wide-eyes into my eyes. "I will eat it raw. Raaaaaaaw."
Probably… Best I make sure that it's completely clean, because if there's anyone who has the will to eat an entire head raw and the rank to ignore anyone who tries to stop him, it's Marius Leitdorf.
"Whose head, your highness!"
"Mine!"
…
Another glance shared with Richilde. "You want to eat your own head, your highness?"
"It seems about as reasonable as paving over the realm of Chaos." He releases his hold, then flaps his right hand at me. "Get on with it."
Hm. Well, actually…
I envelop his head in an orange glow. If I remove it piece by piece and replace it with a copy… I'll have to fake doing that to his brain, obviously, but that should be well within my abilities.
"Would your highness like a mirror?" I numb his nerves and then detach a portion of his neck while using constructs to maintain blood and air flow. "You may find this educational to watch."
He grins even more broadly, before pointing at a flunky as I slot the removed portion of his neck into a construct head mould.
"MIRROR!"
Afternoon
"Not so docile, it seems."
I nod to the Countess. "No, it seems not. But I wanted to be sure."
The giant… Rat… Blob.. thing.. that's the only thing in the Nuln warrens that scanned as 'female', lies dead, a construct spear piercing it through the throat and out through its spine. It's about three meters long, with proportions halfway between a normal rat and a normal male skaven. I'd sort of assumed that this sort of thing was a specialised breeder variety, and its.. large womb, distended abdomen and eight warpstone-enhanced ovaries seem to lend a degree of credence to that idea. But I'd also assumed that such breeders were a Clan Moulder product rather than a natural part of their species, and that as such there would have to be at least some regular females as well.
Does the Curse of the Horned One spell turn women it hits into men? Or do females just not occur naturally amongst skaven and they have to breed with giant rats in the same way that beastmen can breed with livestock?
I moue as.. tiny hairless skaven infants start clawing and biting their way out of its vagina.
"Burn this abomination."
"Ah. I'm actually not very good at burning things."
I point, and the construct plaguebearers on perimeter duty step in and start stabbing. It's unedifying, but those are male skaven infants. There's a limit to how many Creatures of Chaos I can attempt to rehabilitate without spreading myself too thin.
A way behind us, I hear Richilde and one of the Countess's younger Greatswords keeping each other company in their ersatz vomitorium. The other Greatswords bear oddly-shaped scars which I've noticed amongst those who've survived one of the more unpleasant poxes, and I imagine that they got that surviving the aftermath of Tamurkhan's attack. After fending off an army of Nurgle-worshippers a giant mutant rat appears not to impress them. I haven't seen any sign of Nurgle's Rot in them, which is good because I don't have any idea how to remove a disease that infects the soul.
"Besides, I've removed the diseases from its body. It could be a fascinating object of study for your anatomists."
"Gruuubeeeeeer!"
The Greatsword with a beard down to the middle of his cuirass nods. "Countess?"
"Have the men clear the closest square and acquire firewood. I will have this… Thing and the others of its kin we recover burned where my subjects can bear witness."
"I'll see to it directly, Countess."
I feel it as my construct lanterns begin to return.
"All done, Countess. It might be worth filling in the passages, but the warren is uninhabited."
"And Gruber, find some volunteers from the dungeons." She looks my way. "Dungeon-delving is work for a not-yet-Free Company. They're far cheaper than adventurers."
"Yes, Countess. Will there be anything else-?"
"Get on with it, man." As he bows and then leaves she walks over to the skaven and prods it with the handle of her dagger. "Well, you've done it. You'll have my support in the Prime Estates, and I suppose that a more limited road-building program might be wise in any case."
"Thank you, Countess. I'll notify the Light College, so that their representative can liaise with your architect."
One down…
4th Sigmarzeit 2512
Later Afternoon
Graf Boris Todbringer peers at the severed, one-eyed head.
"No. Not him."
Since her brother is shortly to be marrying his daughter, Richilde thought that talking him around would be a straightforward business. I offered to restore his eye, but he wasn't keen on having his body unnaturally altered. Which isn't unreasonable, but…
I sigh as I toss the head onto the pile. "With the greatest respect, Graf, there are a lot of one-eyed beastmen in the Drakwald. Did he have any other distinguishing features?"
"He carried a whip and a sword."
But this is getting to be.
Ring?
Scanning. Scan complete. Matches available.
Just about every charioteer has a whip. Swords are even more common.
"Four horns or two?"
"Four."
Scanning. Scan complete. Matches available.
"Two big ones straight up and two small curved ones?"
He nods. "Yes."
"Excuse me."
I rocket away from Middenheim, heading for the Drakwald again. Target locked. Beastmen became their own army after I stopped being interested in Warhammer and I've got no idea if the beastlord I'm about to kill is at all important. But if it makes Todbringer happy…
There.
I raise my left hand, aiming at the large beastman standing next to the.. mutant dog thing. And fire! The beastlord is knocked back, his armour holding out against my shot surprisingly well. Fortunately it doesn't appear to include a gorget, so his neck disintegrates and I grab the trophy as the beastmen around him begin braying in alarm.
Hopefully, that's another one down.
4th Sigmarzeit 2512
Early Evening
"A… Head? A head! You got one-eye a one eyed head!"
Richilde and I nervously glance at each other as Elector Count Marius Leitdorf… Starts getting excited. His couriers appear used to it, in the manner of psychiatric orderlies who no longer start at sudden exclamations from their patients. His horse -which is standing nearby, in this second story room in the middle of his castle- snorts quietly.
"I am.. happy to get a head for you, your highness."
"Yes! I want to eat it!"
"I can cook as well?"
He lunges at me. "No!" He grabs me by the jacket, staring wide-eyes into my eyes. "I will eat it raw. Raaaaaaaw."
Probably… Best I make sure that it's completely clean, because if there's anyone who has the will to eat an entire head raw and the rank to ignore anyone who tries to stop him, it's Marius Leitdorf.
"Whose head, your highness!"
"Mine!"
…
Another glance shared with Richilde. "You want to eat your own head, your highness?"
"It seems about as reasonable as paving over the realm of Chaos." He releases his hold, then flaps his right hand at me. "Get on with it."
Hm. Well, actually…
I envelop his head in an orange glow. If I remove it piece by piece and replace it with a copy… I'll have to fake doing that to his brain, obviously, but that should be well within my abilities.
"Would your highness like a mirror?" I numb his nerves and then detach a portion of his neck while using constructs to maintain blood and air flow. "You may find this educational to watch."
He grins even more broadly, before pointing at a flunky as I slot the removed portion of his neck into a construct head mould.
"MIRROR!"
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