Mr Zoat
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8th September
13:12 GMT -5
Kaldur takes the notebook and opens it to the first page, with Robert's picture both in and out of uniform. "Cornwall Boy?"
"He picked it when he was eight. Last time I talked to him, he said that he's probably going to change it."
"You have already spoken to him?"
"I didn't say that I could offer him anything, just that I'd bring it up. And I needed to find out if he was even interested, and why."
Kaldur scans the first few pages. "How did you meet?"
"I was looking for potential new members anyway. He was in the right age group. I went to see him for the first time after we got back from Salem."
"It was him who..?" He moves his right hand to the left side of his chest, and makes a circling motion.
I nod. "Yep. Took him a few seconds to sort it out. Don't know what he'd have been able to do if it was at full strength, but I suppose you could check that."
"I would be interested to meet someone versed in surface world magics."
"Yeah, you'd probably find it disappointing. His family owns some books on the subject, but it's, y'know, not exactly rigorously researched. Not by Atlantean standards, I mean."
"What can he do?"
"There's an artefact his family owns. While he's connected to it, he's very strong and very resilient. Not quite at Kon's level, but still pretty impressive. Since he can turn the connection off, he's been learning shotokan karate at a local gym. Brown belt at the moment, though I think Black Canary could get him up fairly quickly. He also has an instinct for magic energies, but he hasn't really learned to do much with it yet."
Kaldur smiles faintly. "It seems that his skill set is fairly similar to my own."
"Huh. Suppose it is. Hadn't really thought about it."
"Why does he want to join us?"
"Apparently his power set runs in his family, in the male line. But, his father isn't really interested in doing much more than looking after their reliquary, and occasionally supporting the local police. Robert wants to go further, thinks he can achieve more with their powers. I mean, let's face it: if you don't know where you need to be or you can't get there, it's very hard to use super strength effectively."
"The League's intelligence resources are extremely useful."
"And the zeta tubes, for members who aren't super fast."
Kaldur closes the book. "I will read it and consider the matter carefully. You will have my opinion tomorrow."
"Thank you. If you like the idea, I'll bring it up with Batman."
"How many other potential recruits have you spoken to?"
"Spoken to? None. There's a few maybes I'm making notes on, but he's the only one who's got to this stage." Hang on, there was something else… "Oh! Do you want this for anything?"
Kaldur looks in bemusement at the coconut sized lump of grey plastic that has appeared in my right hand. "What is it?"
"It's what's left of the rubbish I cleaned out of the North Atlantic Gyre."
He stares at me for a moment. "You.. 'cleaned out' the North Atlantic Gyre?"
"Well I started.. on the Pacific Rubbish Patch, but when I finished that it occurred to me that there was probably an equivalent area in each major ocean. The one in the North Atlantic didn't take as long as I'd already had loads of practice… Didn't I mention that I was doing that?"
"You did, but I had assumed that it would take a good deal longer."
"At the speed I was going at the start, it would have. But I've got much better at creating filtration constructs and focusing my avarice since then. I mean, there's still some plastic in there, but the place it used to be collecting in is now about as clear as the rest of the ocean."
"The presence of that area of surface-created pollution had been a major cause for concern in Atlantis. This may help improve relations between Atlantis and the surface world. The use of the ocean as a dumping ground has long been a contentious issue."
"Really? I'd have thought that you were all too deep to be affected."
"No one lives directly under the center point, but even many miles away it is… It was, possible to taste the detritus in the water whenever you open your mouth or your gills. You have truly done Atlantis a great service."
"Oh. Well. Um. No problem."
He goes back to looking at the lump.
"I have no use for it personally, but I am sure that the Poseidonis Royal Museum would be interested."
"I'll offer it to them when I drop the hands off." Oh it felt weird to say that. He starts walking to the habitation area. "Look, I was going to cook something for lunch. You hungry?"
He stops and thinks for a moment. "I thought that you usually ate your main meal in the evening."
"I've been through so many time zones today that I don't even know what time it is."
"Are you not supposed to be attending school today?"
"There's a funny story there. I never told Diana how old I am. I'm seventeen, and in the British education system compulsory schooling finishes at sixteen, so I don't actually need to attend school unless I plan on having a career in a field that requires a particular qualification, and-" I hold up the ring. "-I don't."
"Then I think I will join you. Thank you."
He resumes his journey. I'm probably going to be spending a great deal more time with him, now that M'gann and Kon are going to be at school all day. Especially with M'gann's cheerleading practice. Cheerleading. Nothing is more American than celebrating the concept of celebration. Reminding cheering people that they're supposed to cheer. It's like those greeters at WalMart who are there to tell people that they've entered a shop. I mean, for goodness sake, what's the point? Ah, I'm sure that she'll love it, and I try to be polite when she brings it up, but my inner British curmudgeon is demanding that I do the whole thing down whenever possible.
I wonder if there's a New God of Celebration?
I focus, and remotely prepare a couple of potatoes for Kaldur and add them to those already in the oven. Remote control for complex tasks is a bad idea, but this is a job the ring could do in my sleep.
I'm glad that the Atlanteans will be pleased about all that cleaning work I've been doing. To start with it was a bit of a hassle, but after the first few weeks it became a challenge to overcome, and that made it much easier. I'm doing low Earth orbit next, once the Rhelasian stuff is dealt with.
13:12 GMT -5
Kaldur takes the notebook and opens it to the first page, with Robert's picture both in and out of uniform. "Cornwall Boy?"
"He picked it when he was eight. Last time I talked to him, he said that he's probably going to change it."
"You have already spoken to him?"
"I didn't say that I could offer him anything, just that I'd bring it up. And I needed to find out if he was even interested, and why."
Kaldur scans the first few pages. "How did you meet?"
"I was looking for potential new members anyway. He was in the right age group. I went to see him for the first time after we got back from Salem."
"It was him who..?" He moves his right hand to the left side of his chest, and makes a circling motion.
I nod. "Yep. Took him a few seconds to sort it out. Don't know what he'd have been able to do if it was at full strength, but I suppose you could check that."
"I would be interested to meet someone versed in surface world magics."
"Yeah, you'd probably find it disappointing. His family owns some books on the subject, but it's, y'know, not exactly rigorously researched. Not by Atlantean standards, I mean."
"What can he do?"
"There's an artefact his family owns. While he's connected to it, he's very strong and very resilient. Not quite at Kon's level, but still pretty impressive. Since he can turn the connection off, he's been learning shotokan karate at a local gym. Brown belt at the moment, though I think Black Canary could get him up fairly quickly. He also has an instinct for magic energies, but he hasn't really learned to do much with it yet."
Kaldur smiles faintly. "It seems that his skill set is fairly similar to my own."
"Huh. Suppose it is. Hadn't really thought about it."
"Why does he want to join us?"
"Apparently his power set runs in his family, in the male line. But, his father isn't really interested in doing much more than looking after their reliquary, and occasionally supporting the local police. Robert wants to go further, thinks he can achieve more with their powers. I mean, let's face it: if you don't know where you need to be or you can't get there, it's very hard to use super strength effectively."
"The League's intelligence resources are extremely useful."
"And the zeta tubes, for members who aren't super fast."
Kaldur closes the book. "I will read it and consider the matter carefully. You will have my opinion tomorrow."
"Thank you. If you like the idea, I'll bring it up with Batman."
"How many other potential recruits have you spoken to?"
"Spoken to? None. There's a few maybes I'm making notes on, but he's the only one who's got to this stage." Hang on, there was something else… "Oh! Do you want this for anything?"
Kaldur looks in bemusement at the coconut sized lump of grey plastic that has appeared in my right hand. "What is it?"
"It's what's left of the rubbish I cleaned out of the North Atlantic Gyre."
He stares at me for a moment. "You.. 'cleaned out' the North Atlantic Gyre?"
"Well I started.. on the Pacific Rubbish Patch, but when I finished that it occurred to me that there was probably an equivalent area in each major ocean. The one in the North Atlantic didn't take as long as I'd already had loads of practice… Didn't I mention that I was doing that?"
"You did, but I had assumed that it would take a good deal longer."
"At the speed I was going at the start, it would have. But I've got much better at creating filtration constructs and focusing my avarice since then. I mean, there's still some plastic in there, but the place it used to be collecting in is now about as clear as the rest of the ocean."
"The presence of that area of surface-created pollution had been a major cause for concern in Atlantis. This may help improve relations between Atlantis and the surface world. The use of the ocean as a dumping ground has long been a contentious issue."
"Really? I'd have thought that you were all too deep to be affected."
"No one lives directly under the center point, but even many miles away it is… It was, possible to taste the detritus in the water whenever you open your mouth or your gills. You have truly done Atlantis a great service."
"Oh. Well. Um. No problem."
He goes back to looking at the lump.
"I have no use for it personally, but I am sure that the Poseidonis Royal Museum would be interested."
"I'll offer it to them when I drop the hands off." Oh it felt weird to say that. He starts walking to the habitation area. "Look, I was going to cook something for lunch. You hungry?"
He stops and thinks for a moment. "I thought that you usually ate your main meal in the evening."
"I've been through so many time zones today that I don't even know what time it is."
"Are you not supposed to be attending school today?"
"There's a funny story there. I never told Diana how old I am. I'm seventeen, and in the British education system compulsory schooling finishes at sixteen, so I don't actually need to attend school unless I plan on having a career in a field that requires a particular qualification, and-" I hold up the ring. "-I don't."
"Then I think I will join you. Thank you."
He resumes his journey. I'm probably going to be spending a great deal more time with him, now that M'gann and Kon are going to be at school all day. Especially with M'gann's cheerleading practice. Cheerleading. Nothing is more American than celebrating the concept of celebration. Reminding cheering people that they're supposed to cheer. It's like those greeters at WalMart who are there to tell people that they've entered a shop. I mean, for goodness sake, what's the point? Ah, I'm sure that she'll love it, and I try to be polite when she brings it up, but my inner British curmudgeon is demanding that I do the whole thing down whenever possible.
I wonder if there's a New God of Celebration?
I focus, and remotely prepare a couple of potatoes for Kaldur and add them to those already in the oven. Remote control for complex tasks is a bad idea, but this is a job the ring could do in my sleep.
I'm glad that the Atlanteans will be pleased about all that cleaning work I've been doing. To start with it was a bit of a hassle, but after the first few weeks it became a challenge to overcome, and that made it much easier. I'm doing low Earth orbit next, once the Rhelasian stuff is dealt with.