Mr Zoat
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18th February
11:57 GMT -6
"I am Despair, a Sheeda Mood 2 Mind Destroyer. You should not be able to perceive me."
"Unlike the sheeda, modern humans can innovate. Now we are aware of your future, it will never happen."
There's a.. sort of visual glitch, its whole body becoming slightly more cloud than person for a moment before reforming.
"Orange Lantern. Do you want to know-?"
"What's my name?"
Its head tilts slightly. "Do you want to know how the mighty star-spanning Empire of Earth falls? How the war-fleets of the drug-ascendant god-kings stretched forth their hands from wretched wastelands of Old Terra and slowly strangled the spirit of humanity to assuage their vainglorious lusts?"
"Yes please, it would be quite helpful. In chronological order, ideally, so I can more easily prevent it."
But that was the first thing it suggested. The idea that the sort of interstellar empire I might approve of would be crushed by high-end supervillains is exactly the sort of thing that would make me despair… If I didn't know that history could be changed even if that would create a paradox.
How did it know that?
I haven't hidden roughly what I'm trying to do, but I imagine that most people wouldn't jump to 'Empire' as my preferred form of political organisation. I've mostly kept out of commenting on Earth politics, though my willingness to work with the Russian government probably implies that I'm not exactly the 'Truth, Justice and the American Way' type. The fact that I still occasionally refer to my American colleagues as 'colonials' isn't public knowledge.
If it didn't learn that from publically available sources, the other obvious place for it to get that information is my mind. Except that I've got telepathic shielding built into my armour and I'm using anti-telepath techniques. And that if it could get into my mind like that, it could just make me despair without needing to talk to me.
Neither Truggs nor Kadabra acted like they came from a future where I existed. That means that the sheeda almost certainly don't have a record of my actions they could look at to find out what I did. Heck, they both said that human records were a mess after the Reach occupation, so even if there was a 'retcon wave' which the sheeda survived there shouldn't be a good record of me… Yet.
...
Unless we've.. already prevented the Reach occupation. That would be nice, but it would mean that there could be records. And that I'm dead. That they found a way to kill me in the future, because there's no way I'd tolerate them existing.
Now I know how Miles O'Brien felt.
"-refined from the brains of their fellow men, some so consumed with unholy hunger that they-."
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, were you still talking?"
Beryl snorts in amusement. Miss Ryan has sort of frozen, but is shaking slightly less.
"I just started thinking about the situation and stopped paying attention. Dreadfully rude of me."
Still, there are non-telepathic ways to get information from a person's brain. Most of them wouldn't work through my armour; it blocks electromagnetic radiation too well. Some sort of non-magical exotic detection? I could assume an elemental form to dodge that, but if-.
Oh.
The orange filaments just fail to reach it before it shimmers and reforms once more, its eyes now focused on Beryl! Damn it! Okay, tech-based mind reading as part of its lock-on feature. The entity itself isn't an illusion because you can shoot them and they do leave a residue.
"Beryl?"
"Oh, apparently I die old and alone and surrounded by cats."
"Are they nice cats?"
"Probably wait a whole day before eating me."
"There's not a lot of meat on you. Perhaps they didn't think it was worth the effort?"
"Cats can be a bit fussy." But she looks a good deal less confident than she sounds. The Mind Destroyer appears to be able to be selective in its speech, and I doubt that she wants to announce exactly what it's telling her. "Can I please shoot it now?"
"'Being a bit mean' isn't a death penalty offence in America. We can shoot it if it resists arrest or actively threatens someone."
"Right. Oi! No, I don't care. You're under arrest."
Beryl continues with the arrest spiel, but I'm wondering… Ah, I should try out all of my team mates with orange rings for situations like this. It's locked onto her and I don't know whether or not tossing her a ring and telling her to go at it will work, even just in the short term.
"So are you resisting arrest, then?"
"Squire, have you ever wondered what it's like to use a power ring?"
"I don't need to wonder. Robin told me." She takes a deep breath. "It's resisting arrest. What now?"
"Are you willing to perform a summary execution?" She glances at me uncomfortably. "As far as we know, no one else can attack it while it's locked onto you. I have a weapon that I know can kill it, but I don't know how to stun or wound it. Legally, if it's clearly involved in an act of supervillainy and refuses to comply with law enforcement officers we are enabled to use lethal force. However-."
There's an audible hum in the air. I don't recognise the sound-.
High-mass teleportation.
A grey-brown… Rocket plane? No, it's designed to look like a rocket-plane, those parts my ring can identify are far more advanced than that.
"Oh, well done! I was wondering where I might find another test subject!"
Doctor Thaddeus Sivana Senior leans forwards in his cupola, the nose cone of his retro-seeming craft rising out of the way as it deploys… A device which my rings can't identify.
"Doctor, please define 'test subject'."
"Ah! I knew there was something I was forgetting." The Mind Destroyer shudders again, then takes on a purely gaseous form and gets sucked up into Dr Sivana's craft. "Not you, not the girl, not the other girl-." He tilts his craft so that he can get a better look. "On second thoughts, if she's been exposed for a long period there might be some form of residue I could study."
"What do you-?" Beryl looks at me. "It's not telepathic. If it was telepathic it wouldn't have affected you. It can access your thoughts without telepathy."
Dr Sivana smiles. "Oh, well done. Yes, it's a clever system. They tried it on me once or twice when I was in their time period and I didn't have the equipment to puzzle it out."
"Doctor, I would very much prefer it if you limited your studies to the Mind Destroyers themselves."
"My boy, that simply won't do. I need to be able to detect them, and the best point to do that is when they're connected to a human brain."
Beryl looks my way. "Is there a reason why you're not attacking him?"
"Yes. Doctor, have you studied Magnificus's brain?"
"Of course not! He's far too resilient and neurally abnormal for the results to mean anything. I did have a go at studying me, but frankly I'm not much better."
"Do you know why they're here?"
"No." He frowns. "Is something important happening?"
"We're not sure. Are you able to extract that data from the Mind Destroyer first?"
"Yes. That shouldn't take too long."
"Might that not give you something more important to look into? They were presumably sent here for a reason."
"Hm." He strokes his chin. "As a matter of urgency, I suppose that it should take precedence. Very well. Do you and the young lady want to come and watch?"
11:57 GMT -6
"I am Despair, a Sheeda Mood 2 Mind Destroyer. You should not be able to perceive me."
"Unlike the sheeda, modern humans can innovate. Now we are aware of your future, it will never happen."
There's a.. sort of visual glitch, its whole body becoming slightly more cloud than person for a moment before reforming.
"Orange Lantern. Do you want to know-?"
"What's my name?"
Its head tilts slightly. "Do you want to know how the mighty star-spanning Empire of Earth falls? How the war-fleets of the drug-ascendant god-kings stretched forth their hands from wretched wastelands of Old Terra and slowly strangled the spirit of humanity to assuage their vainglorious lusts?"
"Yes please, it would be quite helpful. In chronological order, ideally, so I can more easily prevent it."
But that was the first thing it suggested. The idea that the sort of interstellar empire I might approve of would be crushed by high-end supervillains is exactly the sort of thing that would make me despair… If I didn't know that history could be changed even if that would create a paradox.
How did it know that?
I haven't hidden roughly what I'm trying to do, but I imagine that most people wouldn't jump to 'Empire' as my preferred form of political organisation. I've mostly kept out of commenting on Earth politics, though my willingness to work with the Russian government probably implies that I'm not exactly the 'Truth, Justice and the American Way' type. The fact that I still occasionally refer to my American colleagues as 'colonials' isn't public knowledge.
If it didn't learn that from publically available sources, the other obvious place for it to get that information is my mind. Except that I've got telepathic shielding built into my armour and I'm using anti-telepath techniques. And that if it could get into my mind like that, it could just make me despair without needing to talk to me.
Neither Truggs nor Kadabra acted like they came from a future where I existed. That means that the sheeda almost certainly don't have a record of my actions they could look at to find out what I did. Heck, they both said that human records were a mess after the Reach occupation, so even if there was a 'retcon wave' which the sheeda survived there shouldn't be a good record of me… Yet.
...
Unless we've.. already prevented the Reach occupation. That would be nice, but it would mean that there could be records. And that I'm dead. That they found a way to kill me in the future, because there's no way I'd tolerate them existing.
Now I know how Miles O'Brien felt.
"-refined from the brains of their fellow men, some so consumed with unholy hunger that they-."
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, were you still talking?"
Beryl snorts in amusement. Miss Ryan has sort of frozen, but is shaking slightly less.
"I just started thinking about the situation and stopped paying attention. Dreadfully rude of me."
Still, there are non-telepathic ways to get information from a person's brain. Most of them wouldn't work through my armour; it blocks electromagnetic radiation too well. Some sort of non-magical exotic detection? I could assume an elemental form to dodge that, but if-.
Oh.
The orange filaments just fail to reach it before it shimmers and reforms once more, its eyes now focused on Beryl! Damn it! Okay, tech-based mind reading as part of its lock-on feature. The entity itself isn't an illusion because you can shoot them and they do leave a residue.
"Beryl?"
"Oh, apparently I die old and alone and surrounded by cats."
"Are they nice cats?"
"Probably wait a whole day before eating me."
"There's not a lot of meat on you. Perhaps they didn't think it was worth the effort?"
"Cats can be a bit fussy." But she looks a good deal less confident than she sounds. The Mind Destroyer appears to be able to be selective in its speech, and I doubt that she wants to announce exactly what it's telling her. "Can I please shoot it now?"
"'Being a bit mean' isn't a death penalty offence in America. We can shoot it if it resists arrest or actively threatens someone."
"Right. Oi! No, I don't care. You're under arrest."
Beryl continues with the arrest spiel, but I'm wondering… Ah, I should try out all of my team mates with orange rings for situations like this. It's locked onto her and I don't know whether or not tossing her a ring and telling her to go at it will work, even just in the short term.
"So are you resisting arrest, then?"
"Squire, have you ever wondered what it's like to use a power ring?"
"I don't need to wonder. Robin told me." She takes a deep breath. "It's resisting arrest. What now?"
"Are you willing to perform a summary execution?" She glances at me uncomfortably. "As far as we know, no one else can attack it while it's locked onto you. I have a weapon that I know can kill it, but I don't know how to stun or wound it. Legally, if it's clearly involved in an act of supervillainy and refuses to comply with law enforcement officers we are enabled to use lethal force. However-."
There's an audible hum in the air. I don't recognise the sound-.
High-mass teleportation.
A grey-brown… Rocket plane? No, it's designed to look like a rocket-plane, those parts my ring can identify are far more advanced than that.
"Oh, well done! I was wondering where I might find another test subject!"
Doctor Thaddeus Sivana Senior leans forwards in his cupola, the nose cone of his retro-seeming craft rising out of the way as it deploys… A device which my rings can't identify.
"Doctor, please define 'test subject'."
"Ah! I knew there was something I was forgetting." The Mind Destroyer shudders again, then takes on a purely gaseous form and gets sucked up into Dr Sivana's craft. "Not you, not the girl, not the other girl-." He tilts his craft so that he can get a better look. "On second thoughts, if she's been exposed for a long period there might be some form of residue I could study."
"What do you-?" Beryl looks at me. "It's not telepathic. If it was telepathic it wouldn't have affected you. It can access your thoughts without telepathy."
Dr Sivana smiles. "Oh, well done. Yes, it's a clever system. They tried it on me once or twice when I was in their time period and I didn't have the equipment to puzzle it out."
"Doctor, I would very much prefer it if you limited your studies to the Mind Destroyers themselves."
"My boy, that simply won't do. I need to be able to detect them, and the best point to do that is when they're connected to a human brain."
Beryl looks my way. "Is there a reason why you're not attacking him?"
"Yes. Doctor, have you studied Magnificus's brain?"
"Of course not! He's far too resilient and neurally abnormal for the results to mean anything. I did have a go at studying me, but frankly I'm not much better."
"Do you know why they're here?"
"No." He frowns. "Is something important happening?"
"We're not sure. Are you able to extract that data from the Mind Destroyer first?"
"Yes. That shouldn't take too long."
"Might that not give you something more important to look into? They were presumably sent here for a reason."
"Hm." He strokes his chin. "As a matter of urgency, I suppose that it should take precedence. Very well. Do you and the young lady want to come and watch?"
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