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The skeletal-thin chief archivist of the city of Caernouid bows apologetically.
"I am sorry, my lord. Preserving the media in its original format proved quite impossible under the light of-."
"The vampire sun." / "-the Vampire Sun."
I nod. No computers from humanity's prime. Nothing written on paper or parchment or vellum. No… Artefacts of whoever came before the Sheeda.
"So how do you maintain records?"
"Task-adapted biological computers and ultra-dense chitin are the two main methods. We feed the chitin into specialised digestion receptacles for it to be read. It is not a quick process, and the summaries are often.. long out of date. If you tell me what you're looking for I can dispatch our retrieval specialists."
"I'd like to know about the first generation of Sheeda. Was… Your current form the result of gradual change, or engineered specifically for… Some reason."
The cadaver-lookalike nods. "Those are not our oldest records, but it is the earliest period that is well recorded. Do you wish to review the recreations of the source material, or are later analyses acceptable?"
Uuh. This is going to be a long haul. We're going to be looking for sources for our sources, all the while knowing that the Sheeda have had more than enough time to falsify anything they want.
Ping.
Sure you're up to it?
Ping.
"How about-?"
"What about the Justice League?"
I raise my eyebrows at Artemis's enquiry.
"What?" She shrugs. "You're the one who said that kryptonians live thousands of years if they get enough sunlight. There's gotta be some kind of record of Superman."
I shake my head. "I knew a time traveller. Superman dies in the next couple of decades from-"
Her eyes widen. "What?"
"-our point of view. Oh, yeah. Why do you think I've been pushing the Earth Defence Force through so hard? Earth gets conquered and the Justice League killed… Well, in the original timeline it did. I doubt that will happen now."
"So…" She frowns. "Are we dealing with original history or your fixed history?"
I make a show of slowly shrugging.
"Okay, but was that just it? Humans got wiped out?"
"No, humans were taken as… Janissaries? By the people who conquered Earth, and the population of Earth wasn't completely wiped out. Just… Reduced a lot. My contact didn't make any mention of the Justice League… A Justice League reforming at any point-."
"Forgive.. my interruption." The archivist looks genuinely interested, a strangely open expression which looks odd on a Sheeda's face. "But what was the Justice League?"
I get a half-second glare from Artemis, which causes me to close my mouth and give her the metaphorical floor.
"The Justice League is-. Was a group of heroes who-."
I mime biting my lip.
"Who fought for freedom-"
I mime biting my lip really hard.
"-and justice against criminals and evil people."
"They were guards?"
"No, they… Didn't work for a government. They just did what they thought was right."
No, no, he's got no framework for understanding the concept of 'superhero'. How to put this..?
"Imagine a group of Highborn who -rather than serving the Queen directly or ruling cities in her name- used their abilities to enforce a code of moral behaviour, primarily on other Highborn but occasionally on regular citizens."
"Warriors."
"They have a wide variety of skills, but primarily:-" I nod. "-yes."
"I don't remember any group called the 'Justice League', but I… Seem to recall mention of a Justice Legion. Are they related?"
I very dimly remember something about them from Earth Prime comics. Reading the summaries didn't make the concept sound very appealing; clones of heroes from an earlier era with a few cosmetic changes. Ridiculous, really: put a picture of the Justice Society next to one of the Justice League and even the people with the same name don't look the same. And that's just two generations.
"Ah..?"
Artemis looks at me like she expects me to know. Which I'd normally like, because if she decided to go Richard-the-Justice-League-Puritan on me this would rapidly become very tiresome.
"Perhaps you could call up a file and we could see if there are any familiar faces?"
"I'm afraid that we don't have good records from that period, but…" He walks over to an organic-looking console and presses several buttons. Symbols I don't recognise appear on a… Holographic? No, an illusion-based display. "Relating to your query regarding the origin of Sheeda-kind. Our best information suggests that we were deliberately created. The city with our largest flesh vats is still on that site where the first of Sheeda-kind were created. And the Justice Legion…"
A severely degraded illusion of a human torso appears. I… Think it's a dark-skinned baseline human man, but I've got no guarantee that my concepts of any of those things mean anything to future-humanity.
"…art, I… … …halos fall…"
The quality is not good, but a damaged record that has been translated through several formats for… A very long period of time isn't going to be high quality.
"…site… …extract… …rom the Justice Legion's last st… …it here, but everywh… …understand what's killing us."
The archivist presses another button, and the playback stops.
"If you have any insight, I would be fascinated to hear it."
"A 'halo' could be a sign of an angel's divinity, or it could refer to an orbital ring. My.. future contact said that those became rather common forms of habitation for humans."
Not unusual. There are a lot more systems with valuable materials in them than there are habitable planets. At a certain level of technology building habitats makes economic sense.
"That sounded like 'from the Justice Legion's last stand', indicating that they tried to fight something and were wiped out in the attempt, and that someone went there later to pick something up."
Artemis nods. "And they were going to study it here. Does it say what they were fighting?"
"There are references to a great destructive force. It isn't clear whether they're referring to a singular being or group or… Perhaps even a natural event."
I nod. "Yeah, we're going to need all of those. And anything that mentions the Legion and wherever Sheeda came from."
The archivist smiles. "How long do your people live?"
"Indefinitely."
The archivist nods. "'Indefinitely' might be enough. I will gather a party, and my successor's successor will relay the last of the materials you requested to you. I wish you the best of fortune, my lord, my lady."
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The skeletal-thin chief archivist of the city of Caernouid bows apologetically.
"I am sorry, my lord. Preserving the media in its original format proved quite impossible under the light of-."
"The vampire sun." / "-the Vampire Sun."
I nod. No computers from humanity's prime. Nothing written on paper or parchment or vellum. No… Artefacts of whoever came before the Sheeda.
"So how do you maintain records?"
"Task-adapted biological computers and ultra-dense chitin are the two main methods. We feed the chitin into specialised digestion receptacles for it to be read. It is not a quick process, and the summaries are often.. long out of date. If you tell me what you're looking for I can dispatch our retrieval specialists."
"I'd like to know about the first generation of Sheeda. Was… Your current form the result of gradual change, or engineered specifically for… Some reason."
The cadaver-lookalike nods. "Those are not our oldest records, but it is the earliest period that is well recorded. Do you wish to review the recreations of the source material, or are later analyses acceptable?"
Uuh. This is going to be a long haul. We're going to be looking for sources for our sources, all the while knowing that the Sheeda have had more than enough time to falsify anything they want.
Ping.
Sure you're up to it?
Ping.
"How about-?"
"What about the Justice League?"
I raise my eyebrows at Artemis's enquiry.
"What?" She shrugs. "You're the one who said that kryptonians live thousands of years if they get enough sunlight. There's gotta be some kind of record of Superman."
I shake my head. "I knew a time traveller. Superman dies in the next couple of decades from-"
Her eyes widen. "What?"
"-our point of view. Oh, yeah. Why do you think I've been pushing the Earth Defence Force through so hard? Earth gets conquered and the Justice League killed… Well, in the original timeline it did. I doubt that will happen now."
"So…" She frowns. "Are we dealing with original history or your fixed history?"
I make a show of slowly shrugging.
"Okay, but was that just it? Humans got wiped out?"
"No, humans were taken as… Janissaries? By the people who conquered Earth, and the population of Earth wasn't completely wiped out. Just… Reduced a lot. My contact didn't make any mention of the Justice League… A Justice League reforming at any point-."
"Forgive.. my interruption." The archivist looks genuinely interested, a strangely open expression which looks odd on a Sheeda's face. "But what was the Justice League?"
I get a half-second glare from Artemis, which causes me to close my mouth and give her the metaphorical floor.
"The Justice League is-. Was a group of heroes who-."
I mime biting my lip.
"Who fought for freedom-"
I mime biting my lip really hard.
"-and justice against criminals and evil people."
"They were guards?"
"No, they… Didn't work for a government. They just did what they thought was right."
No, no, he's got no framework for understanding the concept of 'superhero'. How to put this..?
"Imagine a group of Highborn who -rather than serving the Queen directly or ruling cities in her name- used their abilities to enforce a code of moral behaviour, primarily on other Highborn but occasionally on regular citizens."
"Warriors."
"They have a wide variety of skills, but primarily:-" I nod. "-yes."
"I don't remember any group called the 'Justice League', but I… Seem to recall mention of a Justice Legion. Are they related?"
I very dimly remember something about them from Earth Prime comics. Reading the summaries didn't make the concept sound very appealing; clones of heroes from an earlier era with a few cosmetic changes. Ridiculous, really: put a picture of the Justice Society next to one of the Justice League and even the people with the same name don't look the same. And that's just two generations.
"Ah..?"
Artemis looks at me like she expects me to know. Which I'd normally like, because if she decided to go Richard-the-Justice-League-Puritan on me this would rapidly become very tiresome.
"Perhaps you could call up a file and we could see if there are any familiar faces?"
"I'm afraid that we don't have good records from that period, but…" He walks over to an organic-looking console and presses several buttons. Symbols I don't recognise appear on a… Holographic? No, an illusion-based display. "Relating to your query regarding the origin of Sheeda-kind. Our best information suggests that we were deliberately created. The city with our largest flesh vats is still on that site where the first of Sheeda-kind were created. And the Justice Legion…"
A severely degraded illusion of a human torso appears. I… Think it's a dark-skinned baseline human man, but I've got no guarantee that my concepts of any of those things mean anything to future-humanity.
"…art, I… … …halos fall…"
The quality is not good, but a damaged record that has been translated through several formats for… A very long period of time isn't going to be high quality.
"…site… …extract… …rom the Justice Legion's last st… …it here, but everywh… …understand what's killing us."
The archivist presses another button, and the playback stops.
"If you have any insight, I would be fascinated to hear it."
"A 'halo' could be a sign of an angel's divinity, or it could refer to an orbital ring. My.. future contact said that those became rather common forms of habitation for humans."
Not unusual. There are a lot more systems with valuable materials in them than there are habitable planets. At a certain level of technology building habitats makes economic sense.
"That sounded like 'from the Justice Legion's last stand', indicating that they tried to fight something and were wiped out in the attempt, and that someone went there later to pick something up."
Artemis nods. "And they were going to study it here. Does it say what they were fighting?"
"There are references to a great destructive force. It isn't clear whether they're referring to a singular being or group or… Perhaps even a natural event."
I nod. "Yeah, we're going to need all of those. And anything that mentions the Legion and wherever Sheeda came from."
The archivist smiles. "How long do your people live?"
"Indefinitely."
The archivist nods. "'Indefinitely' might be enough. I will gather a party, and my successor's successor will relay the last of the materials you requested to you. I wish you the best of fortune, my lord, my lady."
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