Mr Zoat
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24th August 2012
14:03 GMT
"Huh."
Thaddeus uses a set of plasma construct tweezers to delicately pry apart an object on one of Kalmin's 'completed project' display racks. I thought about asking Kalmin if he minded us taking a look, but last time I asked he said that if I could both understand what I was looking at and survive his intruder countermeasures, then I'd earned the right.
"Oh. I'm disappointed. I thought you said this guy was building your whole…" He moves a few more parts, then waves his sensor at the artefact. "Fleet."
"No, we're not stupid enough to let a Weaponer just build whatever he likes. He was part of the design team, but we checked everything thoroughly before building anything. And if there's something broken or incomplete in here, then I'd assume that he's storing it here until the mood strikes him to work on it some more." I frown. "Are you at all familiar with Qwardian technology?"
"I wouldn't say familiar. Father always said that copying other people's work was lazy, so we never really prioritised that sort of theft."
"Alright, but why didn't you pick something up while he was in the far future?"
"Because he's right. That would be lazy."
"But you're looking at it now."
"Yes?"
"Isn't that just as lazy?"
"Of course not. Georgia and I had to create a novel form of faster than light travel to come and look at this. Breaking into the sorts of places that the Air Force stores recovered alien technology is far more simple."
…
"Thaddeus, given that you don't want to break in there and that you're nominally obeying the law now that you've been pardoned, would-?"
"Actually, only Father got pardoned. I'm still wanted in seventeen countries."
"Oh. Alright then. In the interest of getting a pardon, would you be willing-?"
"Who says I'm interested in getting a pardon?" He prods again. "Oh, heh, I see."
"Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult your villainous pride. I just assumed that since you were still working with your father you were planning on following the same trajectory. Are there crimes you feel that you want to perform?"
"No, I'm just keeping my options open. I don't like being told what to do."
"I'm not sure that I follow."
"Laws. I've never followed them and I don't think I could learn to do so now."
"You… Are aware that most people don't consider whether or not they're breaking the law on a moment by moment basis, aren't you?"
He stops, then turns to look at me.
"How does it work, then?"
"Well, most people -not you, obviously, but most people- have certain intuitions about the way people should behave in society. Not intentionally causing harm to others, not taking things that don't belong to them, trying to deal with disagreements calmly and rationally… Things like that. And they assume that the law provides an expensive brute force way to resolve disagreements that can't be resolved by the parties involved. Mostly, that's good enough, though in the case of peculiar laws it doesn't always work." I frown. "Didn't you go to a public school?"
"Yes, Mother insisted, and Father said that even a really good private school wouldn't be able to challenge us."
"But surely you-."
"Intruders!"
I turn around as The Test Subject Formerly Known As Daciya walks in, cybernetic arm glowing with golden light. I take a half-step back, but she's focusing her attention on Thaddeus.
Behind her, Nauca awkwardly raises his right hand in greeting. I nod back.
"Get your filthy hands off my-"
"It doesn't even-"
"-work, you defective-"
"-work right, see-" He uses his construct to pick the device up and turn it around. "-you got this-"
"-imbecile!"
"-turned-." Thaddeus blinks three times rapidly behind his glasses. "Excuse me?"
"Die!"
"Ah?"
Her mechanical hand twitches and a bolt of golden energy leaps at Thaddeus! I generate a construct shield-.
The bolt stops in mid-air about two thirds of the way to its target. Then a… The rectangle of space containing it changes to… Two dimensions, and rotates through 180 degrees before snapping back into three-.
The bolt strikes its mistress in the chest, sending her flying backwards with shredded robes and cracked armour. She strikes the side wall with a flare from her kinetic shield and attaches herself to it like a monkey, eyes flickering as she takes the time to scan Thaddeus Sivana Junior properly.
Who's looking at me in a decidedly disgruntled manner.
"I told you I had defensive equipment."
"I'm sorry, but I haven't seen you in the field before. I wasn't sure what you thought counted."
"Warn me if I run into someone more dangerous than Captain Marvel."
I look over to where Daciya's arm is reconfiguring itself.
"Captain Marvel doesn't try and kill you."
"Captain Marvel fights us in our laboratories. Solomon might have been wise, but he didn't have a PhD. That's how Father ended up in the future, remember."
"Who are you?"
Thaddeus pulls himself up slightly, plasma scalpel dissipating as he fiddles with his personal computer.
"I am Doctor Thaddeus Sivana, the most intelligent man on this planet."
Not true, assuming that the male Controllers are still male enough to count as male. But Dox is in orbit, and… Thaddeus probably has a greater range than Kalmin.
"And your machine doesn't work. Why did you even put it here?"
"So that in a few years I could look back at it and laugh."
Thaddeus smiles.
"Yes, I used to do that too, when I was six. Years. Old."
This time she fires two bolts. Thaddeus gets enough time to shake his head, space fracturing around them-. They explode, the energy consuming-.
Space fractures around Thaddeus, twisting around and depositing him across the room and out of the blast radius, a faintly crimson shield dealing with the remaining radiation.
He smiles.
"Interesting. Here's my retort."
14:03 GMT
"Huh."
Thaddeus uses a set of plasma construct tweezers to delicately pry apart an object on one of Kalmin's 'completed project' display racks. I thought about asking Kalmin if he minded us taking a look, but last time I asked he said that if I could both understand what I was looking at and survive his intruder countermeasures, then I'd earned the right.
"Oh. I'm disappointed. I thought you said this guy was building your whole…" He moves a few more parts, then waves his sensor at the artefact. "Fleet."
"No, we're not stupid enough to let a Weaponer just build whatever he likes. He was part of the design team, but we checked everything thoroughly before building anything. And if there's something broken or incomplete in here, then I'd assume that he's storing it here until the mood strikes him to work on it some more." I frown. "Are you at all familiar with Qwardian technology?"
"I wouldn't say familiar. Father always said that copying other people's work was lazy, so we never really prioritised that sort of theft."
"Alright, but why didn't you pick something up while he was in the far future?"
"Because he's right. That would be lazy."
"But you're looking at it now."
"Yes?"
"Isn't that just as lazy?"
"Of course not. Georgia and I had to create a novel form of faster than light travel to come and look at this. Breaking into the sorts of places that the Air Force stores recovered alien technology is far more simple."
…
"Thaddeus, given that you don't want to break in there and that you're nominally obeying the law now that you've been pardoned, would-?"
"Actually, only Father got pardoned. I'm still wanted in seventeen countries."
"Oh. Alright then. In the interest of getting a pardon, would you be willing-?"
"Who says I'm interested in getting a pardon?" He prods again. "Oh, heh, I see."
"Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult your villainous pride. I just assumed that since you were still working with your father you were planning on following the same trajectory. Are there crimes you feel that you want to perform?"
"No, I'm just keeping my options open. I don't like being told what to do."
"I'm not sure that I follow."
"Laws. I've never followed them and I don't think I could learn to do so now."
"You… Are aware that most people don't consider whether or not they're breaking the law on a moment by moment basis, aren't you?"
He stops, then turns to look at me.
"How does it work, then?"
"Well, most people -not you, obviously, but most people- have certain intuitions about the way people should behave in society. Not intentionally causing harm to others, not taking things that don't belong to them, trying to deal with disagreements calmly and rationally… Things like that. And they assume that the law provides an expensive brute force way to resolve disagreements that can't be resolved by the parties involved. Mostly, that's good enough, though in the case of peculiar laws it doesn't always work." I frown. "Didn't you go to a public school?"
"Yes, Mother insisted, and Father said that even a really good private school wouldn't be able to challenge us."
"But surely you-."
"Intruders!"
I turn around as The Test Subject Formerly Known As Daciya walks in, cybernetic arm glowing with golden light. I take a half-step back, but she's focusing her attention on Thaddeus.
Behind her, Nauca awkwardly raises his right hand in greeting. I nod back.
"Get your filthy hands off my-"
"It doesn't even-"
"-work, you defective-"
"-work right, see-" He uses his construct to pick the device up and turn it around. "-you got this-"
"-imbecile!"
"-turned-." Thaddeus blinks three times rapidly behind his glasses. "Excuse me?"
"Die!"
"Ah?"
Her mechanical hand twitches and a bolt of golden energy leaps at Thaddeus! I generate a construct shield-.
The bolt stops in mid-air about two thirds of the way to its target. Then a… The rectangle of space containing it changes to… Two dimensions, and rotates through 180 degrees before snapping back into three-.
The bolt strikes its mistress in the chest, sending her flying backwards with shredded robes and cracked armour. She strikes the side wall with a flare from her kinetic shield and attaches herself to it like a monkey, eyes flickering as she takes the time to scan Thaddeus Sivana Junior properly.
Who's looking at me in a decidedly disgruntled manner.
"I told you I had defensive equipment."
"I'm sorry, but I haven't seen you in the field before. I wasn't sure what you thought counted."
"Warn me if I run into someone more dangerous than Captain Marvel."
I look over to where Daciya's arm is reconfiguring itself.
"Captain Marvel doesn't try and kill you."
"Captain Marvel fights us in our laboratories. Solomon might have been wise, but he didn't have a PhD. That's how Father ended up in the future, remember."
"Who are you?"
Thaddeus pulls himself up slightly, plasma scalpel dissipating as he fiddles with his personal computer.
"I am Doctor Thaddeus Sivana, the most intelligent man on this planet."
Not true, assuming that the male Controllers are still male enough to count as male. But Dox is in orbit, and… Thaddeus probably has a greater range than Kalmin.
"And your machine doesn't work. Why did you even put it here?"
"So that in a few years I could look back at it and laugh."
Thaddeus smiles.
"Yes, I used to do that too, when I was six. Years. Old."
This time she fires two bolts. Thaddeus gets enough time to shake his head, space fracturing around them-. They explode, the energy consuming-.
Space fractures around Thaddeus, twisting around and depositing him across the room and out of the blast radius, a faintly crimson shield dealing with the remaining radiation.
He smiles.
"Interesting. Here's my retort."
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