Gantradies
Not too sore, are you?
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In the Horus Heresy series, the Emperor's grand plan was to build devices which could control the warp and use them to eliminate chaos. He got two part-done when the Heresy happened, but if he'd finished then humanity would have won. Aliens trapped on their own worlds. The chaos gods dead. The Hive Mind dead. He also [2nd edition - didn't care about / 3+ edition - actually banned] worshipping him.
The chaos gods aren't retarded. They're distributed intelligences playing Sims with the universe.
Warhammer 40,000 is only miserable if you look on it from the top down. And from a human perspective. Of the Imperium's million or so worlds, most are at peace, happily paying their tithes to the empire which keeps them safe. An SI with a special perk could do wonders to improve the lives of the inhabitants of any one planet, millions for agri-worlds or hundreds of billions for hive worlds. That's more good than they could do in... Skyrim or wherever. Then there's the tau: a multi-species polity genuinely optimistic about the universe and their place in it. Orks... Orks are having a whale of a time.
*blinks* really?has there been another round of banishment's to the retconian ive missed- from memory, the Entity had two long-term plans for dealing with the warp- and one was catastrophically flawed-though to be fair, it WAS operating under incomplete information...
my understanding is, that it was running two long-term goals beyond "cement power,fortify humanities holdings":
plan Two: either bore into, or reverse-engineer the Old one's webway gates using human psytech instead of wraithbone (which, to be fair, would massively reduce the influence of immaterial predators on the imperium-rendering the regular/routine use of warptech obsolete WOULD be a significant improvement as well as potentially reducing transit times significantly)-
Plan one was essentially "starve the chaos gods to death", hence the imperial truth-and was, sadly, built upon a massive misunderstanding of HOW warp entities gain power (it thought it was direct worship-in actuality it was emotion itself)-
i have no recollection of him working on Cadian Pylon-knockoffs- could you do me a solid and throw me a link, boss?
...and i...Agree with Vae about the....wildly optimistic nature of WHFB! Paul's Plans-
especially since he just blurted his intent out loud-
if he had more of a powerbase/resourses saved up, i could see a sneak attack with overwhelming force/exploiting an esoteric weakness maybe crippling/neutralizing ONE of the squabbling self-important daemons, but.....
and his..criticism about the.... well....
Earth is where the High lords live. its in the same system as MARS. given that its one of the most strategically important locations in the imperium- and at least SOME of the mechanicus's vessels are both AI OPERATED (canon,minimum of ONE Ark mechanicus,its only survived by actively mindwiping anyone with implants who interfaces to both hide its own existance, AND that the ship is carrying a complete STC database that its been actively keeping the techprists away from since the collapse of the golden age) and have achronal targeting (temporal bullshittery- id say to ask the Ordo Chronos, but afaik they're still unstuck in time as of Mil42- from memory, said targeting system was half broken,and it was still retroactively adjusting its aim after/before/myheadhurts a "miss" to entire the shot at minimum clipped the target) for their SINGULARITY PROJECTORS-
IF the injection point was planetside or on Luna, i could see it being doable- theres things important enough to delay/slow firing at the unknown intruder long enough for you to get your barings,, but in orbit over the moon of the most heavily secured planet in the explored galaxy?
its...the one system in the galaxy where you can reliably expect the local guard AND Navy to send their best for the garrison- and actually have COMPLETE equipment loads (most of the ships probably have those wondrous archeotech autoloaders the shipwrights stopped building after they forgot what hydraulics/pnumatics were, the more advanced targeting systems that were too expensive for voidcraft sent to the outer segmentium....)- High Terra orbit is....not a place you can...be expected to survive the time it takes to get your bearings after being teleported there in your pajamas's with what you have no way of knowing in the few seconds you have is a working glowtech power ring-
the standard SIP (SIPaul) insertion point in this case is..... pretty damned close to "right in the middle of a frakking killbox"
the jokes about guardsmen having paper mache armour and a flashlight?
the units operating in Sol probably have easy access to carapace and auto/boltguns as standard equipment...
the idiotic slave-labour setups requiring thousands of slaves/serfs to use a pulley to load a multi-thousand ton macrocanon shell? the ships on perminent sol assignment are probably picked from the ones that are either entirely using plasma macros, or have FF autoloading setups....
....essentially, its the location in the imperium where the training AND equipment of the local defensive forces is as close as it gets to 30k/the pre death of scientific literacy days, as well as there being that MASSIVE warp rift barely being held closed by the golden toilet- its like sticking your dick into a pickle slicer and praying that the power's turned off -
and as my Dragon would say, it doesnt matter how fancy or expensive your shielding system is,when its faced with an esoteric attack vector, that goes right through like it isnt there because it relies on a principle/physical law completely alien to the principles of the shielding device...
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