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Zombie Invasion Underway!

Thank the myriad deities that I managed to finish the wall partition in my yard! My domicile is now zombie proof! Up until my dogs decided to bark and lure all the zombies, then I'm besieged!
 
This is why we don't say anything, you know. All the slander and insults. We don't smell, that's ghouls. We don't moan; that just gas, y'know? And we don't eat brains, alright? Just intelligence.

And there doesn't seem to be any around here. I return to slander and insults, and I can't even sustain myself. :<

Y'all's hospitality sucks.
SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM NOW BEFORE HE MAKES MORE ZOMBIES
 
Any cute zombie girls? This is a very important question that must be answered immediately.

Anyway, the only way to fight the zombie apocalypse is with more zombies, so just grab your necromancy books and learn how to create some skeletons real quick to defend from the zombies
 
We don't smell, that's ghouls. We don't moan; that just gas, y'know? And we don't eat brains, alright? Just intelligence.
Huh. That sounds more like a wight than a zombie to me. Maybe the Long Night will start soon?

There's an easy way to test. A decapitated wight will still move, a zombie won't.
 
Huh. That sounds more like a wight than a zombie to me. Maybe the Long Night will start soon?

There's an easy way to test. A decapitated wight will still move, a zombie won't.

Aren't there versions of zombies who can still move or something? I mean, there are a LOT of zombie versions that exist.
 
Are they hot zombies at least? That's the important question.

Asking the real questions here
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... distress call from ?Dirt? planet about a zombie outbreak...
... jump coordinates acquired...
... JUMPING!>>>...
..."To all surface dwellers - hide under because WE are carrying 4 Beta Phased Shockwave Generators on our Teladi Osprey"...

FOR THE PROFIT!!!


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Alright boys, we need 115 in the background. Anybody know where we can start getting some better guns? I'd rather not use this 1911 for however long this mess goes on.
 
Pft. HAH! Amateur.

*Clicks keys, falling backwards into opening.... Then, headlights come out*

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Looks over

I was giving myself a handicap. But if you really want to compare our stick shifts.

Puts Gundam on Autopilot and calls down Spiral Megas Overdrive, a bastard offspring of a Gurren unit fusing to an alternate Megas

raw
 

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