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Zombie Invasion Underway!

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My fellow Questionable Questors, I address you now with glad tidings amidst this apocalypse. As of this time, the forces of Questionable Questing Armed Forces have made significant progress against the undead menace. The men and women fighting for the security and safety of our great nation are fast approaching the source of the undead threat. They are to conduct a grand operation to rid us all of their dangers forever through fire and fury. In a few hours, we will receive word of the operation and the success these brave souls have brought to us all. My fellow Questionable Questors, this will be the day to be remembered that mere mortals like us, that the most humble and human of us all, have beaten an otherworldly foe that would threaten our way of life. Let us remember this day, that heroes rise. Let us all come together, as one. -Excerpt from the State of the Nation Address of President Khrum Stans.
 
Let's where my… there it is my copy of Necromancy for Dummies so, ah this doesn't sound too hard, enslave zombie seems pretty basic, a bit extra and I can even make it permanent, will certainly focus on the more attractive ones.

One zombie slave, two zombie slave, the zombie slave..

Wait what am I supposed to do with them once I am done.. I would consider sending them after politicians but that seems cruel to the zombies
 
Guys guys, don't worry I got this ! Throw a pokeball

I got a unicorn with a shovel ! What do you mean where did I find her ? wink don't worry about this ! Ah, I must go, her owner is approaching ! proceed to run away cackling
 
If it's possible I would like to rent a barge and park a couple of miles offshore with plenty of supplies.
 
"Don't worry guys as long as we stay positive we can get this through this together!"
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"How are you all doing today everybody? It's me Happyboy13! I sure do love being positive and spreading joy!"
 
If you can't beat them, Join them.
 
Good morning I have a hangover from drinking a lethal amount of thrice blessed brandy last night. So I'm starting my day with Arabica coffee harvested and prepared by Sufi monks in an active warzone completely unrelated to the Zombie apocalypse.
 
*Puts hands over eyes* If I can't see you than you can't see me so suck on that one zombies. Hah
 
Wait... where's S.T.A.R.S and the BSAA when you need them?

Hologram said:
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *click* *click* *click*

Did I get it?
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...congrats, you slew my gaming mouse that is in no way a zombie.

A mouse, that I might add, has slain countless zombies and demons over the years and thus you killed a much needed veteran when we need it the most.

Mr Madman said:
*Puts hands over eyes* If I can't see you than you can't see me so suck on that one zombies. Hah
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*watchs a blind zombie much on Madman*
...at least he was right on some level?
 
Why are they invading us, everyone knows that watching too much porn rots out your brain so by and large the amount of grey matter they could slurp would equal about the same as the entirety of congress. IE, not much.
 
I think I have a solution to this zombie apocalypse - I have a spare sample of the Metal Virus here... somewhere. That'll get rid of all these undead quite well.
 
nasuren said:
...congrats, you slew my gaming mouse that is in no way a zombie.

A mouse, that I might add, has slain countless zombies and demons over the years and thus you killed a much needed veteran when we need it the most.
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Don't worry, your gaming mouse will come back as a techno zombie soon and we can kill it again.

Potates said:
YOU HIT MY CABBAGES, CHIRP!
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Fuck, guess I should've watched the overpenetration.

On a completely unrelated note, can cabbages be zombies?
 
Time for a play of the one tune wonder! Vash! "Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave~ A single man -alive, La de da de die,~ Genocide, La de da dee daa,~ An ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing times!" And that was Vash the Stampede with his song "Total Slaughter" and this disc jockey hopes that'll make the killing of the coming zombie apocalypse a little bit easier to survive! This is DJ Wolf saying sayonara to all you lead babies! Hopefully you can join us again soon!
 
nomorehero29 said:
Pft. HAH! Amateur.

*Clicks keys, falling backwards into opening.... Then, headlights come out*

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Livin' here in QQ
Fighting zombies from afar
But first you must find first gear
In your giant robot car!

WE! DIG! GIANT ROBOTS!
I! DIG! GIANT ROBOTS!
CHICKS! DIG! GIANT ROBOTS!
*guitar riff*
NICE!

...next someone needs to bring in The Crush.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEtGLLDhNY

Or maybe Symbionic Titan. Or maybe the Titanfall titans. Or maybe a Doom mech. Or one of the ones from Lost Planet.
 
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