2nd January
20:11 GMT -5
"How the fuck did I get it on a
boat?"
Richard tilts his head to the side. "You
did say you weren't paying attention."
There's a brief flicker of light as Christopher 'Transphasic Tracker' King uses his own dial to regain his usual form. And hopefully, the ability to speak English.
"So… Ah..?" The security guard who let us into this container yard looks a little awkward.
Yes, we have every legal right to be here without a warrant -and the right of Justice League affiliates to pursue schizo tech without one
has been tested in court- but it's a decidedly odd event, costumes are cheap to fake and he doesn't recognise most of us. "You kids about done here?"
Richard nods. "Yeah, thanks. Alright, let's-."
Mr Hamill walks up to Mr King, clearly
barely restraining his desire to grab the dial. "
Can I just use it right now?"
"Mister King? Would that cause any sort of problem?"
Mr King shakes his head. "No, as.. far as I know, all the problems people have had is with turning into things, not turning
back. Here." He holds it out to Mr Hamill. "Remember, it's-."
Mr Hamill
snatches it with both hands and turns the dial with his right forefinger. "O.
Fuck, how did people used to make calls like this? R… E… And
H!"
Electro Lass fades away, replaced by a… Man who looks somewhat sweatier and less well-shaven than the figure in the photographs. He breathes hard for a moment, then runs his right hand over his face while the left is still clamped down hard on the dial. His right hand continues down, checking that his mammaries have gone, that his belly has returned and that his-.
"
Dude."
"
I'm back!" He pulls his right hand free and raises it in exaltation. "It's
me, I'm
me again!"
Richard smiles. "Then our work here is done. You planning on keeping-"
Mr Hamill thrusts the H-Dial towards Richard so fast that I see him tense to block or dodge.
"Fucking take-"
"-that-?"
"-this fucking thing the fuck away from me."
"O-kay." Richard takes it from him. "If you insist."
"Kid, this has been the most fucked up day of my life and I'm not drunk enough to laugh about it yet. I wanna forget I ever
saw that fucking thing."
I take a small bottle I picked up on Tamaran out of subspace and hold it out to him. He looks at me sceptically for a moment.
"Momma told me to never accept presents from strange men, and buddy? I hate to tell you this-."
"Mister King is teetotal and everyone else here is underage.
"
"Score." He flips the cap off the bottle and sniffs the contents. "What's it made of?"
"Alien nuts.
" …
"Well,
mainly nuts.
"
"Pf, aliens." He throws his head back and necks…
Um. Ring, there isn't anything in there that-.
While inadvisable, there is insufficient alcohol in that bottle to kill a healthy adult human male.
"…ludicrously powerful superpower-granting artefact." Richard cautiously holds the H-Dial up as Mr Hamill wipes his mouth and nods in appreciation. "Mister King-."
Mr King holds up his hands defensively. "I don't even use the dial I've
got. After what happened to Vicki and Bobby, I think you should lock it in a vault somewhere and melt down the key."
Leonid shakes his head. "Dial should be studied. Reed and Grant used Dial for several years, and fought many battles."
Richard shrugs. "That's up to the Justice League. Unless someone has a reason to use it right
now, which I don't think-."
The dial starts turning.
Richard's face switches into neutral. "Mister King, has that ever happened before?"
It keeps turning, then stops at M.
Mr King shakes his head. "No, no, it doesn't turn
itself."
"Fuck
this." Mr Hamill heads for the entrance of the yard at a
sprint.
Richard takes a firm grasp on the dial and inserts his thumbs into the holes in the dial. His Danner Formula enhanced fingers hold it for a second, then the dial resumes its motion. A.
He thinks for a second, then throws the dial to me. I catch it in my right hand.
"Oh El, get that away from populated areas. And
don't be holding it when it stops turning!"
Chihuahuan Desert it is, then. I shoot up into the air, then transition-
2nd January
19:14 GMT -6
-to a place a reasonable distance from the roads or the stands and
where's the dial?
2nd January
20:14 GMT -5
I dive and catch it before it can hit the ground. Oh dear. I turn in the air and rocket towards the Atlantic as the dial reaches S. M-A-S, with a version of the dial that can spell out
anything. Hey, maybe that explains Mr Hamill. Maybe he didn't dial 'hero' but 'woman' or 'boobs' or something. If
that works, this could be a major benefit to those amongst the transsexual community who aren't brave enough to go under Cranius's knife. Just need one of the limited versions per person.
That's the coast, no Atlantean cities near here, shipping… A
reasonable distance away. I'm actually going to have to find time to build… Maybe not another Ice Fortress, but…
Some sort of fortified facility for things like this. I don't think that Jade's flat is really appropriate.
Even if I
could fit a decent workshop in that room she was using as a dojo…
And T. Not too surprised. The Master was actually a major supervillain for
years, and today proved that they never
did find all of his holdouts. If anyone had some way of remote controlling the H-Dial, it would be him.
"Orange Lantern to Robin. Unless this thing goes off like Tsar Bomba, I'm far enough away. Has someone checked Mister Reed?
"
"According to his guards, he's in his room, not doing anything."
E.
"We've got M-A-S-T-E now. One more letter and we'll have a guy who can clone supervillains back. If he gets access to
modern cloning technology-.
"
"Your friends from Littleville say that the Master didn't have any physical powers himself. The Flash is running that way
now. If Mister Reed turns back, he won't get very far." There's a pause, and a sigh. "Tell me you're not still holding onto it."
"I-.
"
"Because
you turning into the Master would be
far worse than Mister Reed transforming."
Yeah, he's right. I create a construct bubble around the dial and send it high into the air just as the rotor reaches 'R'.
"Sending it on its way
now. You might want to-.
"
"Mister King isn't wearing his watch."
I nod.
"Sensible. It's reached 'R' but hasn't-.
"
My construct is
annihilated in a sudden explosion of exotic energy and brown mist. Another construct catches the burned remains of the H-Dial as it falls toward the sea. Material composition… Same device, as far as I can tell.
"I think it was a self-destruct. If we knew anyone who knew how these things worked I'd suggest having them take a look…
"
"Bring the remains back anyway. Robin out."