Mr Zoat
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Scott Free and Orion are both married. Kalibak is single and Izaya is a widower.I think I'm getting what you said about Orion being married and Highfather being married confused.
Scott Free and Orion are both married. Kalibak is single and Izaya is a widower.I think I'm getting what you said about Orion being married and Highfather being married confused.
And I can't possibly imagine why...
I also think that Vault Dwelling for Sanity and Profit is well worth a read and would appreciate being told if it was ever continued anywhere else.
I was going with the program's desire to have her come to Earth as a child, because without that there's no reason for her to have a 'human family' at all.
Because he doesn't want to have people recognize his voice when he's out of uniform.While the brief lesson in sign language is interesting I still have no clue why GK-Paul is pretending to be mute.
Missing closing quote.
He never actually answered the question."Immunisation injections?"
Working with Batman means that I've been exposed to some really interesting micro-organisms. I actually had to opt out of the school program because it would conflict with something else I had. I'm more than up to date now, but at the time I got people asking if I was afraid of the mercury.
I think they thought he believed in some anti-vaccine conspiracies like that they have mercury in them.
No, that's correct. One of the more deranged claims from anti-vaxxers (that it, people who believe that the process of vaccination is inherently bad, not people who are against a particular vaccination for efficacy reasons) is that they contain mercury.
Depending on how their teleportation works, that may be a distinction without a difference, which was my point.
Thank you, corrected.Missing closing quote.
He never actually answered the question.
It is, because they teleport between prepared locations: circles of standing stones.Depending on how their teleportation works, that may be a distinction without a difference, which was my point.
I went ahead and reread the last section where Power Ring and Ultrawoman appeared.If she's kryptonian, she should be able to see the difference between him and a human. But she's asking. Is she asking because she wants us to be honest..? Or is she not looking..? Mitchell looks at Artemis for a suggestion-.
"That one?" Ultrawoman looks at Artemis, her eyes glowing red. "Then I'll burn-."
"No."
She turns back to see Mitchell's eyes glowing the same behind his slowly-melting shades.
I'm guessing her interviewer wasn't as polite as Dick's was. And from the sound of it, if they didn't need to get in their good books, she'd have educated him on polite behaviour quite forcefully.6th February 2013
13:27 GMT -5
"…escort my foot up his ass."
Mitchell just looks awkward as Artemis comes to the end of her mutter-tirade.
Oh, the guy clearly thought she was pretty. That's the problem."Ah. Maybe he said it because he thinks you're pretty?"
And that was the wrong thing to say.
Though they'd probably change their mind if they tried to make her turn tricks. Considering she'd likely perform some bare-handed surgery on whatever pimp tried it.Her eyes narrow. "You-."
"It's the quickest way for them to start making a profit on bringing you here." She turns to me, some of the anger bleeding off. "People traffickers don't do long term investments."
Or they just need warm bodies for something. Like, say, serving as fear generators?Which is… Strange, when you think about it. I don't exactly know what sorts of people survive Anti-Life exposure the best, but I haven't seen anything showing that well-educated people die more. If it was me, I'd be focusing on trafficking people with high-value skills who'd want to leave, so I could exploit them. Just… Getting a whole lot of people for low-skilled jobs doesn't seem worth the effort.
Maybe they just assumed that people our age wouldn't have useful skills and so they didn't bother asking. Because… They're just taking whoever they can get, because Mistress controls the other side of the portal and they don't want their own people getting Anti-Lifed.
Sounds like their interviewer's boss has arrived. Time to dance for the latest monkey.Mitchell lifts his head slightly, and a moment later I hear footsteps heading in our direction.
"Anything we need to know?"
A peculiar thing to say. No, wait. Is that Mitchell talking about what he can hear from them?
And probably going to end up on a one-way trip in cement shoes... Assuming a powered boss doesn't use him to paint the walls.Okay, so the people on-site don't make assessments for high-value traffickees. They just decide who's worth passing on to someone who's actually important. But they're not high-value employees, either, so they're not motivated to put much effort in.
The door to the hut they put us in swings open, and a… Yeah, thug dialogue. Jimmy isn't much better dressed than his henchmen, but the body language makes it clear that he thinks he's going places.
So he either thinks they're heroes or capes for a rival gang. Given he's probably a Minus-Sixteener, I'd bet on the latter."Three kids with super strength come through the hole at the same time." He shrugs. "Am I suppose to think that's a fluke?"
Artemis shakes her head. "Of course not. If we were hiding what we can do, we wouldn't have told you. And we'd have come through on separate days. We're not stupid."
True enough. Like I've said before: The best lie is one spiced with truth."Alright. So why'd'you do it?"
"To get a better negotiating position. And we've worked with each other for years. We'd rather have people we know watching our backs."
And that should impress him, given that his Gotham is probably worse than theirs."That Anti-Life thing only started about a month ago. You were together before that?"
"Yeah? I live in Gotham. Heard the cultists had a way out, took it. What's hard to understand?"
I'm betting Hugo Danner never got empowered in Minus-Sixteen, assuming he lived at all."How three people who clearly aren't related to each other have the same powers."
"What, you don't have the Danner Formula? Where.. are we, anyway?"
Well, not on them. If they had, would they have been here?"Danner F-?" He leans closer, and if he had an orange power ring I'm pretty sure his eyes would be glowing. "You've got a way to give people permanent super strength?"
Yeah, that got him excited.
Honestly, he's not as smart as he thought if he expected a trio of teenagers to be carrying the formula for a super-serum on them..."No, some crazy doctor did and he gave it to our moms. Only works in the womb." Artemis shrugs. "And I don't know how to make it, so you're out of luck."
Jimmy pulls away, tossing his head back. "Fuck! Well. You all just got less valuable."
...And I'm assuming he'd have tried to bully or swindle them into giving it to him if they had."To who? We don't know where we are. Or who you are."
"We're the people who got you out of your shit-hole home."
Or he assumes they'll be so cowed by the changeover that they'll do whatever he says. They are only kids."Yes, thank you. But we can't work out what you want from us if you won't tell us anything."
Jimmy thinks about it. He's trying to make it look like he's in charge, but whatever Mistress's Justified said, they clearly don't have anything here that can stop us just leaving. Has this guy… Not seen what someone with super strength can do to a regular guy? Even if we're in the desert, we can run faster than most cars. Follow the road and we'll get somewhere eventually-.
It is a bit of a rare item. And whoever made it would probably come looking for it, if they didn't make it themselves.Wait.
Fishing. I don't.. think their boss really knows what they could get out of this. I was thinking that a portal to a parallel universe would be expensive, but maybe they just stole it and now they're trying to work out how to make money from it. Can't sell something like that, not unless this world is a lot more advanced than it looks. You can fence jewellery, but who's going to buy a dimensional portal?
Indeed. This guy isn't used to working with kids, is he?
It kind of helps that despite the filing down of rough edges the Team has been doing, she still is. If not for them she'd probably have been running around as Tigress."You wanna hear this or not?"
Artemis is doing a good job as a truculent teenager. She's got the expression down perfect.
Presumably a Supergirl-equivalent who's taken a promotion. And there are various Superwomans in the comics..."We're part of… A kind of super powered mob. We work for Ultrawoman. And I know you're thinking that you could make a run for it. Fuck, I wouldn't even hold it against you. But however strong you think you are? There ain't no one stronger than Ultrawoman."
Ultrawoman? I don't remember there being an Ultrawoman. OL said Superwoman was half their Mary Marvel and Olympia was their Wonder Woman, but he never mentioned an Ultrawoman. Maybe they carried on cloning after making Ultraboy? No, that was their Cadmus, and after Ultraman was dead, why would they make another one? Their Lex Luthor is a good guy.
Heh. Superpowered baseball. Or cricket, if you'd prefer. There's an image."So you gunna play ball, or is the boss lady gunna have to fry you?"
"Yeah, we can… Play ball or whatever."
Oh, he just picked up something coming, didn't he?"Great." He takes a few steps back towards the door. "So-"
Mitchell twitches.
Yeah, one thing people forget: buildings have a lot of dust in lightly-travelled areas. And some of it is often toxic."-sit-."
There's debris everywhere! I duck, watching for-. Humanoid shape-. The ceiling, they came through the ceiling. The dust from the roof fills the air and makes it hard to see, and-.
Got to love how he's still not quite used to being super-tough.Oh, I did get hit by part of the roof. It just didn't hit hard enough for me to feel it.
"Interesting."
...Interesting outfit. Not quite as charming as the Silver Age's trunks-over-tights pulp-sci-fi style for the men...There's a sudden gust of air, and the dust and dirt are blown away. Ultrawoman… She's wearing traditional kryptonian clothes in blue, gold and red, except where I expect to see an 'S', there's a 'U'.
"The other two flinched. You just stood there."
His lack of human experience, especially the sense of fragility we unconsciously exhibit.Her right hand is on Mitchell's collar, holding it loosely as she stares at him.
"What makes you different?"
She's that willing to throw away a useful worker in order to find out what Mitchell is?If she's kryptonian, she should be able to see the difference between him and a human. But she's asking. Is she asking because she wants us to be honest..? Or is she not looking..? Mitchell looks at Artemis for a suggestion-.
"That one?" Ultrawoman looks at Artemis, her eyes glowing red. "Then I'll burn-."
"No."
She turns back to see Mitchell's eyes glowing the same behind his slowly-melting shades.
"Ah. Yes." Ultrawoman releases her hold on him and lets her eyes go dim. She's smiling. "Jimmy? Good work. I'll be taking these three immediately."
No, that was their Cadmus, and after Ultraman was dead, why would they make another one? Their Lex Luthor is a good guy.
No, completely different person.
This got me thinking, she needs kryptonite for her powers right? Does that make Micthell technically more powerful than her? I'm pretty sure if push comes to shove the three of them can bring her down.If she's kryptonian, she should be able to see the difference between him and a human. But she's asking. Is she asking because she wants us to be honest..? Or is she not looking..? Mitchell looks at Artemis for a suggestion-.
"That one?" Ultrawoman looks at Artemis, her eyes glowing red. "Then I'll burn-."
"No."
She turns back to see Mitchell's eyes glowing the same behind his slowly-melting shades.
"Ah. Yes." Ultrawoman releases her hold on him and lets her eyes go dim. She's smiling. "Jimmy? Good work. I'll be taking these three immediately."
This got me thinking, she needs kryptonite for her powers right? Does that make Micthell technically more powerful than her? I'm pretty sure if push comes to shove the three of them can bring her down.
Not that they will yet cause you know, infiltration, but just my musing.
not unless Mitchell has radiation shield like Kon-El got from Paul.In theory yes, but if she figures out that positive matter Kryptonians are weak to Kryptonite, she can also use that to her advantage.
Direct physical contact with Kryptonite running through her veins might be enough to weaken Mitchell, since her body would have that radiation inside of her.
This got me thinking, she needs kryptonite for her powers right? Does that make Micthell technically more powerful than her? I'm pretty sure if push comes to shove the three of them can bring her down.
Not that they will yet cause you know, infiltration, but just my musing.
Now, did she time things perfectly by knowing those bombs were going to explode? Or did her remote detonate them?Explosions I can see from here bloom in five different places.
"Ah… Kind of. We were pretty spread out, so that wasn't too big a problem
I think the point is there is always at least one going offNow, did she time things perfectly by knowing those bombs were going to explode? Or did her remote detonate them?
Yes. This is Earth -16, which is where the Power Ring who works with Sinestro is from.So, to confirm, this is the Anti Matter version of Earth 16, which is a different evil version of Earth than Earth -14 which is where the Blue Paul is?
Ah. They've progressed to the real job interview. And Ultrawoman has a Human Resources office all set up on the Syndicate satellite. Well, I assume the Syndicate's taken over in Ultraman's absence, given it used to be his.6th February 2013
13:40 GMT -5
I blink as the light fades, and-. Gravity's not right. Artificial. We're in space.
The room we're in looks kinda like an open-plan office, and Ultrawoman is walking over to a fancy-looking desk with three chairs in front of it.
Naturally, there are many ways to breach the dimensional walls in the DC multiverse... Magic, Speed Force, Earth Science! Bullshit...That wasn't zeta radiation. Or a boom tube. So they've got some other kind of teleportation. I'd know it if I saw it again, but I don't know what it was.
"Sorry for the surprise. I-."
Ah, an interesting question to start them off with. A test of their tactical skills...She reaches the other side of her desk and spins around to look at us, smiling.
"Actually, let's get to know each other a little better. Why do you think I flew in through the roof like that?"
I mean, it's obvious she's powerful. And you wouldn't have seen too much amongst the dust at first...Artemis shrugs. "To show how powerful you are?"
Ultrawoman.. looks me right in the eyes. "What do you think?"
In the hot seat, with no-one to help him. A worrying spot for the rookie.Ah. Uh.
I don't wanna look at the others, and Ultrawoman's hearing is going to be as good as mine, so…
Ah, a Science Guilder at heart. Always running little experiments..."Ah-. I mean, you found out I was kryptonian, so… Make us jump and see what we did?"
She nods, and she's still smiling, but… It looks pretty fake, even to me. "That's a good answer." She looks me over, and-. Yeah, she's using some sort of vision power. I don't know why: x-ray vision doesn't do much to kryptonians, and she already knows that I am one. "What else do you think I found out?"
Well, she's got their number there. She can tell they're experienced fighters, enough to not be panicky."What we do when we're surprised." I relax a little when Dick answers. "Or if we were supposed to be some kind of trap."
She pulls out her chair, then flaps her right hand like she's trying to fan away a bad smell. "Jonathan-" Me. "-stayed right where he was, because he didn't know what to do but didn't think anything could really hurt him. You two moved out of the way and braced for action. You knew there wasn't anywhere to run to so you didn't try running, but you didn't know what you were facing so you didn't attack. Good reaction. Sit down."
It's a simple power play, but a logical one. I doubt she's over five foot six. So it's hard to loom dominantly without flying.We all kind of look at each other. But, I mean, they're just chairs. So we come a little closer and sit down.
Oh, I get it. She's still standing, so she's making us look up to her? She's making herself the centre of attention. Making herself look powerful, even though she's actually smaller than me. And a bit smaller than Artemis, actually. And making us obey her.
Huh. Good thing they outed themselves as having powers, then. Bypasses the struggle of having to work out what's going on from the perspective of the ant."So. Introductions. I'm Ultrawoman. I manage a number of enterprises for the Crime Syndicate of Amerika, and I'm interested in trialling the three of you for junior management positions in our organisation."
She sits down. And her chair's a little higher up than ours, so she's still above us. It makes me think of being at school more than anything. Batman usually does this kind of thing standing up.
...Oh, god, she is evil."If your trial is successful, you will receive remuneration and benefits commensurate to your abilities… Think upper middle class, from the start, with opportunities to advance yourselves. The CSA is going through a period of reorganisation at the moment and there will be plenty of opportunities for a group of ruthless go-getters like yourselves."
Artemis raises her eyebrows. "Ruthless go-getters?"
A logical answer. Let's hope she buys it."You brought useful people with you, but left your families behind. Did the Anti-Life break their spirits? Did they kill themselves, or did it hollow them out like Mistress's servants?"
"It's not-." Ultrawoman raises her eyebrows. "It's not. There was an opportunity, and we took it. We don't really know what you actually want from us, but whatever it is, it's gunna be easier for us to cope with it than someone else."
Honestly, that's one odd thing about the reverse-morality Earths. If Evil always wins, then they aren't really committing crimes, are they? What is a crime, when everyone is evil?She shrugs. "If they turn up, I can arrange for them to be released into your care. You may have spotted it, but the people doing the interviews aren't exactly the most capable part of our enterprise."
"So..?" Dick leans forward. "What exactly is your enterprise? I take it the 'Crime Syndicate of America' isn't named ironically."
...Who defines the law in a world of selfish bastards?"It may as well be. What do you think of when you hear 'crime'?"
"Breaking the law?"
Another answer she was probably fishing for. He's acing the sense motive rolls."So if there's no real law, what makes something a crime?"
Dick smiles. "Whoever's strong enough to enforce a code."
People find different ways to make a consensus of right and wrong..."Until two months ago, your world was a world of laws. Oh, some people were corrupt, and there were some places where corruption was common, but mostly, there were rules. Here, there aren't. Whatever… Social mechanisms, your type of humans-." She looks at me. "And my fellow kryptonian, have to make people work together for the common good, doesn't exist here."
Huh? "Then how do you make anything work?"
To be fair, Kryptonians are somewhat more evolved than humans. Socially and physically."Threats, violence, naked self interest. My.. people weren't entirely unlike that, but humans… I don't understand how they made it this far."
"'Weren't'?"
Hmm. No local intel on the more exotic parts of Earth Sixteen culture, eh?She frowns at me, but it's a curious frown rather than an angry frown.
"Are there a lot of kryptonians on your Earth?"
I'm guessing it exploded for a different reason here. Likely some cosmic do-gooder or eviler empire applying some retribution."No… Not many. Did your Krypton explode?"
"Ah… Kind of. We were pretty spread out, so that wasn't too big a problem."
In other words, a more powerful race slapped you down when you tried to bite off more than you could chew. Presumably the New Gods.Huh? "My species only died out because we were all on one planet. How did..?"
She looks uncomfortable for a moment. "We received a lesson on the negative long-term consequences of uncontrolled aggression. We bit off more than we could chew and nearly got wiped out, and that's a lesson I apply to my work for the CSA."
Money's probably the most common goal, yes. But There's no doubt many with other things they want out of life.Artemis looks a little interested. "How?"
"We're here to make money, the same as everyone else. We work together because it's easier to stay out of the way of the only people who stand a chance of stopping us."
'Cui Bono' is the principle that drives humans on this Earth. 'How do I get mine?'"And you do stuff that isn't illegal, 'cause there aren't any laws."
"I honestly think that my part of the CSA creates more order than it destroys. The humans here may look like the humans from your version of Earth, but they won't behave in the same way."
Since, depending on the nature of their universe, the very concept of Good and Evil's dominance may be reversed. On a positive matter Earth, Good always wins because, well, Narrative Causality. In an Anti-Matter universe?"I dunno. Humans can be pretty nasty back home as well."
"Annabelle, you don't need to worry. I understand that you're not exactly eager to work for a group of supervillains just because I asked nicely. I just want you to be a little open-minded about our work, and look at the society we're operating in not through the lens of how things work on your Earth, but in terms of how they work here."
Including a few simple object lessons in what refusing the offer might result in, hmm?"I… Guess.. we can do that?"
"Why don't I give you a tour of where the other people from your Earth have been working, and a tour of some… Sites of interest on this Earth, and you can ask any questions you like about what you see."
'Easier to work with', huh? More like 'so beaten down and depressive thanks to the Anti-life that they're pliable.'"You're… Being… Ah-."
"Nice about this? Annabelle, one of the main reasons we're trying to recruit from your Earth is because we believe that your people are easier to work with. I want to give our working relationship the best possible chance of being one that benefits both of us. So I could act like… Some people in the CSA, but I don't think that's in anyone's interests. You're being developed as a long-term asset, not some… Sideshow rube to be nickel and dimed."
Now why do you ask that, I wonder?"That… Sounds good..?"
"I'm glad to hear it. Oh, I meant to ask, before your Earth was infested with that Anti-Life thing, were there any wars happening?"
...Ah. I'm guessing some folks objected to the changes in leadership."Ah… No. After the Sheeda, things… Were pretty calm."
"Mm." She picks up a remote control and points it at the wall behind us. A moment later the wall drops down to reveal a window onto Earth orbit, the planet below-.
Explosions I can see from here bloom in five different places.
Kek.Everyone needs to keep in mind that however nice she's being here, her job was to literally make herself be indispensable to whatever planet she was working on so that Krypton would have an easier time of absorbing the planet into their empire.
Ultrawoman was meant to do it to this versions New Genesis. Highfather (or whatever he calls himself here) took exception.
Ultrawoman was meant to do it to this versions New Genesis. Highfather (or whatever he calls himself here) took exception
To be fair, Kryptonians are somewhat more evolved than humans. Socially and physically
In other words, a more powerful race slapped you down when you tried to bite off more than you could chew. Presumably the New Gods
Easier to work with', huh? More like 'so beaten down and depressive thanks to the Anti-life that they're pliable.'
'don't exist'She looks at me. "And my fellow kryptonian, have to make people work together for the common good, doesn't exist here."