Having sex with someone on a keyboard, you gotta make her qwert.
It's no wonder why we have sticky keys.
But if you don't, maybe she's not your type.
It's no wonder why we have sticky keys.
But if you don't, maybe she's not your type.
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Technology has never matched the simplicity of the traditional pen.
In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill
'Dating is a lot like a blackjack dealer. Hit on anything under 17.'
*lesbianly insert lazy uncreative gay pun*
I wonder if French dogs can drink bone apple tea?
Slang is slang for slang.
"I can't drink this milk. I lack toast and tolerance."
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
The Oedipus Complex: Kid Tested, Mother Approved.
Like morning sex? You probably start the day with a bang.
Hear about that new vibrator? It's generating a lot of buzz.
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop, on company time."
"Yer a unit of power, 'Arry."
"I'm a watt?"
Don't make fun of fat people. They have enough on their plate as it is.
*Hugs* It's going to be alright. The bad fish will be bored soon.
The police came to my house and said my dogs have been reported for chasing people on bicycles. I said "That's impossible! My dogs don't even own bicycles!"
'My parents didn't take me seriously when I can out.
Because I couldn't keep a straight face.'
Google starts selling phones, so Samsung starts taking Notes.
Nose picking is a fetish. You think this is a joke, but it's snot.
Help help I'm drowning in Bad Fish Puns!!!!
'Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.'
Molestation is a touchy subject.
I was gonna tell a gay joke... but fuck it.
What makes everyone but Missus Clause happy? When Christmas comes early.
"Ah, that crazy slut is here again. You know what they say... 'once more into the cray'."
Why do sneaky rogues prefer leather? Because it's made out of hide.
After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii. -
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