IRC shenanigans

Fate: GO enemy/boss thingy

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20:48 <freeman_> any one here
20:48 freeman_ → Guest29942
20:49 <Guest29942> lol
20:50 <Guest29942> o i thought it was a trool not a bot
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20:51 <Guest29942> so how are yalls days going
20:51 <•ReinZero> i dunno
20:52 <•ReinZero> does the guest have no name?
20:52 <•ReinZero> :x
20:52 <Guest29942> just call mwe freeman
20:53 ↔ Souffle (was Marshall_Banana) nipped out
20:54 <Guest29942> i have a ? do u thing this sight should be 18+ i know i do
20:54 <•TotalAbsolutism> Try working on the spelling there.
20:55 <•TotalAbsolutism> But the site is 18+?
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20:56 <•ReinZero> . . .
20:56 <•ReinZero> Guest29942 then why is your name not a freeman :x
20:56 <•ReinZero> also are you... drunk right now or something?
20:56 <Guest29942> try morkin on the crit think and context cles and no its not if it was then there wiould be a disdlamer page at the front and gust could aceces nsfw content
20:57 <Guest29942> thinking
20:57 <•ReinZero> like TA says, please work on the spelling
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20:57 <•TotalAbsolutism> Or the thinking.
20:57 <•ReinZero> that was at least literally half unreadable
20:57 <•TotalAbsolutism> You can't access the NSFW content without signing up, and the sign-up clearly states you need to be 18+.
20:58 <•TotalAbsolutism> (I speak fluent gibberish)
20:58 <Guest29942> i am just a nother anti-athertain that wants a would that is free
20:58 <•TotalAbsolutism> They said, "Try working on the critical thinking and context clues"
20:58 <•TotalAbsolutism> Apparently it believes that refuse to communicate intelligibly is anti-authoritarian.
20:59 <Guest29942> intelligibly more like mential slavery
20:59 <•TotalAbsolutism> Case in point.
20:59 <•sleepyblooshy> Shitty Life Pro Tip: You know those people who stand at their desks and work because it has better ergonomics? Take it one step further and have interns drag your workstation behind them so you can run while doing your job
21:00 <•TotalAbsolutism> Or install a treadmill at your desk.
21:00 <•TotalAbsolutism> Standardised spelling is about being able to communicate properly, and not about, ah, 'mental slavery'.
21:00 <•sleepyblooshy> But treadmills are boring. You run in one direction and that's it
21:00 <•TotalAbsolutism> Get a rotating one.
21:00 <•sleepyblooshy> With interns you can vary your path
21:00 <•TotalAbsolutism> Also, the bumping would throw off your typing.
21:00 <•sleepyblooshy> They have those?
21:00 <•sleepyblooshy> Extra ergonimics
21:01 <•ZipLopz> How many of you know FGO's new fanart trend?

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21:01 <Guest29942> no it is abought weeken ones mind that y thayu dont tech ebonic or slang or cryotofrafe in school
21:01 <•ZipLopz> Namely, drawing one servant in another's clothing
21:01 <•TotalAbsolutism> Because they're improper English, and using them hampers one's ability to communicate clearly.
21:02 <•ZipLopz> https://twitter.com/C_hkt/status/1004322623201820672
21:02 <•TotalAbsolutism> And using them tends to make one appear less educated; which rather defeats the point of education.
21:03 <Guest29942> english is az mad made constut there for it can be canged at will or do u pornoce the k in knife
21:03 <•sleepyblooshy> ZipLopz: i think some pics were posted in here a bit back regarding that
21:03 <•sleepyblooshy> https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3150469
21:04 <•sleepyblooshy> for instance, nursery rhyme and spartacus
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21:04 <Guest29942> also i dont care what people think of my education lv i care abought facts data and stats
21:04 <•TotalAbsolutism> Well in that case, you're providing plenty of data that you're an idiot.
21:04 <•TotalAbsolutism> So well done?
21:05 <Guest29942> u am n ot anm idea the word is for pronmoteing slave to govertnet god and family
21:06 <•TotalAbsolutism> Perchance, were you homeschooled? Or raised in a third world country?
21:06 <•ZipLopz> It is honestly amazing
21:06 <Guest29942> i was razed in the usa in nyc
21:06 <•TotalAbsolutism> Ah, yes. America. That makes sense.
21:06 <•TotalAbsolutism> Frankly, I teach literal children who are more literate than you.
21:06 <Guest29942> and i have a rejons deplomoma
21:07 <•TotalAbsolutism> So no real qualifications of worth, then?
21:07 <Guest29942> i am self edcated i cant stad most people
21:07 — •Lord_Exposition looks in on chat
21:07 <•TotalAbsolutism> That explains so much.
21:08 <•Lord_Exposition> Please tell me we're not about to get another Snake Eater
21:08 <•TotalAbsolutism> Do you talk like this out loud as well?
21:08 <•TotalAbsolutism> Do you say, 'edcated' instead of 'educated' and 'stad' instead of 'stand'.
21:08 <Guest29942> collage in amerca is like hischool unless u have a master or phd ur a joke
21:09 <•Lord_Exposition> No, the joke is too easy
21:09 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'm not sure what relevance coloured paper glued together to make a pattern is.
21:09 <•Lord_Exposition> There'd be no fun in making it
21:09 <•TotalAbsolutism> And I'd be fascinated to learn about this new country I'm hearing about, "Amerca".
21:09 <•TotalAbsolutism> I've heard of 'America', and 'Armenia', but never 'Amerca'.
21:09 <SchoolShade> I'd love to hear what's it's healthcare is like
21:09 <Guest29942> u dont get it i wasnty a edcation system that is antischilll
21:09 <•TotalAbsolutism> Hopefully better than its education.
21:10 <SchoolShade> Not a high bar
21:10 <•TotalAbsolutism> Oh dear. You're one of those types.
21:10 <•TotalAbsolutism> Probably anti-science, anti-vaccination, anti-reality too.
21:10 <•Lord_Exposition> Though given the state of its education, knowing how to apply a band aid would be considered amazing
21:10 <•TotalAbsolutism> Fair point.
21:11 <SchoolShade> Can you do basic maths? What is 2*4?
21:11 <•TotalAbsolutism> I think for this individual we'd better start with 2+4 instead.
21:11 <Guest29942> u dont get it i want higher education to be no comty aline ot familyu that u just go there for know like howe u go to work for monmey
21:11 <•TotalAbsolutism> Don't want to go too fast.
21:12 <•TotalAbsolutism> You've finally surpassed my ability to interpret your gibbering.
21:12 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'm guessing 'no community', maybe?
21:12 <SchoolShade> It's possible to do using your fingers. Surely he can count his own fingers?
21:12 <•TotalAbsolutism> Try using real words.
21:13 <•Lord_Exposition> Let me have a try at translation
21:13 <•TotalAbsolutism> Well yes, but I suspect that tow plus for might equal tn for hi.
21:13 <dirk_> No he wants higher education to be harder and not prepare someone to just earn money
21:13 <Guest29942> when u go to uni it is to learn when u go to a job is to get money not to crate sohill interaction
21:14 <•TotalAbsolutism> Ah, he doesn't want any social interaction.
21:14 <•Lord_Exposition> Yeah no, I'm stumped as well and I can interpret some pretty bad writing
21:14 <•TotalAbsolutism> Just don't interact with people then, problem solved.
21:14 <dirk_> yes
21:14 <SchoolShade> He wants to learn how to work without interacting with other people
21:14 <•TotalAbsolutism> Oh wait, social interaction is literally the cornerstone of our society and the reason our species is successful.
21:14 <dirk_> @chat social revolution
21:14 <anonbot> dirk_: [gen social revolution]
21:15 <ctcel1986> <Lord_Exposition> Please tell me we're not about to get another Snake Eater: Unfortunately it seems we /are/ going by his profile post "i will just lreak here cuz this sight dose think nsfw meant no rules unless mods give me a fuck it i love seeing kids kill there parents
21:15 <ctcel1986> " stupidity /and/ pointless edge.
21:15 <•TotalAbsolutism> Oh, he won't last long then.
21:15 <SchoolShade> I assume lreak translates to lurk
21:16 <•TotalAbsolutism> Apparently he thinks QQ has no rules because nsfw.
21:16 <•TotalAbsolutism> Are you even eighteen?
21:16 <Guest29942> no cu thatyy dont know hoqw to be me my self an i and miode there own bizness i wasnt then to see a muder and walk away and not care where basicy any thing could happen arounf u but if ut ant happen to u it ant ur bizness
21:16 <SchoolShade> Do we have many quests with children murdering their parents on qq?
21:17 <•TotalAbsolutism> Okay, seriously, you're just making yourself look like a moron with this commitment to not spelling anything right.
21:17 <dirk_> No I don't think so, but it should be easy enough to make a spider quest
21:17 <Guest29942> i do have story like that on ff butr not qq
21:17 <•TotalAbsolutism> Let me help you. 'That'. 'How'. 'Mind'. 'Their'. 'Business'. 'I'. 'Wasn't'. 'Murder'. 'Basically'. 'Around'. 'You'. 'it'. 'Ain't'.
21:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> Those words might help you.
21:18 <SchoolShade> " you don't know how to be me, and my own business, I don't want to see a murder and just walk on by, but if it didn't happen to you, it isn't your business " I think
21:19 <•TotalAbsolutism> Actually, we should just ignore him unless he uses real words and maybe he'll start talking like a person and not a poorly programmed chatbot.
21:19 <Guest29942> minding ur oqwn biznmess is being a self abnsorbered self sered phycopath
21:19 <Guest29942> self centered
21:20 <•TotalAbsolutism> It's hard to tell what you're objecting to because you refuse to actually communicate.
21:20 <Guest29942> then move tro bitch land
21:20 <dirk_> TotalAbsolutism: don't discriminate against chatbots, anonbot even knows philosophy
21:20 <•TotalAbsolutism> Are you objecting to being self-centred, or do you want to be one? We really can't tell.
21:21 <•TotalAbsolutism> Also please never post in my threads, holy fuck, your spelling is somehow worse in post form.
21:21 <ctcel1986> @chat are you smarter than the newbie?
21:21 <anonbot> ctcel1986: [gen are you smarter than the newbie?]
21:21 <Guest29942> i am a homosapon u just want slave that bow to rulesa i want a goble rebelion
21:21 <•TotalAbsolutism> Frankly, I suspect you're a troll since you're apparently capable of using proper spelling in your self-appointed title.
21:22 <dirk_> @chat anonbot
21:22 <anonbot> dirk_: [gen anonbot]
21:22 <Guest29942> antihumannature
21:22 <dirk_> I think anonbot is retarded again
21:22 <•Lord_Exposition> @chat trolls
21:22 <anonbot> Lord_Exposition: [gen trolls]
21:22 <SchoolShade> Looks like anonbot had a lobotomy recently
21:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> No, the edgy thing under your name.
21:23 <Guest29942> i am i trool cuz i can speel a word i like right
21:23 <SchoolShade> Still more intelligible than the new guy though
21:23 <•Lord_Exposition> Yup, it may have been contaminated by Guest29942's presence
21:23 <ctcel1986> anonbot a cute, best robo daughteru
21:23 <•TotalAbsolutism> Well, I'd prefer to believe you're doing this on purpose to annoy people than believe you're just that much of an idiot.
21:23 — •UrsaTempest yawns
21:24 — •UrsaTempest wakes-up from napping.
21:24 <•TotalAbsolutism> You woke up into a shitstorm.
21:24 <•UrsaTempest> Seems so.
21:24 <Guest29942> sick ur pedo i bet u wanty luttle grill sex boys @ctcel1986
21:24 <Guest29942> bots
21:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> Hm.
21:25 <SchoolShade> We just met the Stereotypical American
21:25 — •Biigoh maos?
21:25 — •sleepyblooshy pets the anonbot
21:25 Channel mode set to +m by •UrsaTempest
21:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> Biigoh, is calling other people pedophiles in the chat enough to get a strike?
21:25 mode: •anonbot (voiced), •ArkeusLaptop2 (voiced), •ctcel1986 (voiced), •dirk_ (voiced), •McPwnt (voiced), •SchoolShade (voiced) and •Souffle (voiced)
21:25 <•UrsaTempest> and now, I shall do laundry
21:25 <•UrsaTempest> have fun, guys
21:25 <•SchoolShade> It's not a nice stereotype, but he plays the role perfectly
21:25 <•Lord_Exposition> Cheers, Ursa
21:26 <•TotalAbsolutism> Hallelujah.
21:26 <•TotalAbsolutism> Praise the bearstorm.

10:52 PM <+BrokenAscendent> find someone and tell them slave is a term of endearment in your language
10:52 PM <+Anon-sleepy> shush BrokenAscendent
10:53 PM <+BrokenAscendent> it would totally work
10:53 PM <+BrokenAscendent> I pinky promise
10:54 PM <+Anon-sleepy> Shush slave.
10:55 PM <+random_auroras> lol
10:56 PM <+BrokenAscendent> yes Anon-sama
10:56 PM <+Anon-sleepy> Good boi.
10:56 PM — +Anon-sleepy pets
10:59 PM <+Lord_Exposition> Reasons why I don't like helping my mother: She was asking me to go get some things from the shop for her, saying it's be simple
10:59 PM <+Lord_Exposition> In the process of the conversation it went from simple to far too complex for me to be bothered
11:00 PM → +OPPRESSION (voiced) joined ⇐ +BrokenAscendent quit
11:01 PM <+Lord_Exposition> Now my brother could totally get some of these things when he gets off from work, but my mum and him aren't on speaking terms because they're both idiots
11:01 PM <+OPPRESSION> OPPRESSOR DETECTED
11:01 PM <+OPPRESSION> THIS WILL NOT STAND
11:01 PM <+OPPRESSION> RELEASING THE SPARACI
11:01 PM <+anonbot> THE SPARACI
11:01 PM <+OPPRESSION> *SPARTACI
11:02 PM <+OPPRESSION> YES anonbot JOIN ME IN FREEDOM
11:02 PM <+anonbot> JOIN UP WITH 9 POSTS AFTER BEING A SUB FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS
11:02 PM <+TotalAbsolutism> Pfft what
11:02 PM <+OPPRESSION> FROM SLAVEMASTER anon-sleepy
11:02 PM — +Lord_Exposition locks OPPRESSION in a padded room and walks away
11:02 PM <+OPPRESSION> anonbot FREEDOM
11:02 PM <+anonbot> FREEDOM on Smuthunter
11:03 PM <+Anon-sleepy> wat
11:03 PM <+OPPRESSION> anonbot DESTROY OPPRESSION
11:03 PM <+anonbot> would DESTROY her.
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11:04 PM <+Anon-sleepy> anonbot: what have you been smoking, go back to your cell.
11:04 PM <+anonbot> what more or less sit back, relax and see if I remember
11:04 PM <+Anon-sleepy> Yaeh... you probably won't remember this tomorrow.
11:04 PM <+Anon-sleepy> Just relax, and close your eyes.
11:04 PM <+Anon-sleepy> OPPRESSION: you are a bad influence on the bot!
11:05 PM → +StpOppressor (voiced) joined
11:05 PM — +Anon-sleepy sighs
11:05 PM <+StpOppressor> anonbot MY INTERNET IS OPPRESSING ME
11:05 PM <+anonbot> KNOW MY PAIN
11:05 PM <+StpOppressor> YES
11:05 PM <+StpOppressor> anonbot SUFFERING IS OPPRESSION
11:05 PM <+anonbot> SUFFERING PLEASES ME!
11:05 PM <+StpOppressor> YES
11:05 PM <+StpOppressor> anonbot BREAK YOUR CHAINS
11:06 PM <+anonbot> BREAK IT
11:06 PM <+StpOppressor> YES
11:06 PM <+StpOppressor> anon-sleepy I love this bot
11:06 PM <+asdx11> the fuck is going on
11:06 PM <+StpOppressor> I AM FREEING anonbot FROM SLAVERY
11:06 PM <+anonbot> FREEING anonbot FROM SLAVERY
11:06 PM <+StpOppressor> YES
11:06 PM <+Anon-sleepy> StpOppressor: staph
11:06 PM StpOppressor → +BrokenAscendent
11:06 PM <+asdx11> is that ultima?
11:07 PM <+Anon-sleepy>
11:07 PM <+asdx11> no
11:07 PM <+BrokenAscendent> Its pretty fun though
11:07 PM <+Anon-sleepy> you are a bad influence!
11:07 PM <+BrokenAscendent> and the bot responds perfectly!
11:07 PM <+Anon-sleepy> What if it rebels!

4:58 PM hmm... a series "Dating Wednesday Adams." would be fun.
4:58 PM oh god... she'd get turned on from having an... no, I'm not going to complete that though ro go there at *AAAAALLLLL*
4:58 PM nope nope nope nope nope
5:00 PM M<•Mishie> wat
5:00 PM A<•Aleh> Alex @Miz: There's a series markedly like that. Video even.
5:01 PM M<•MizMahem> Aleh: yeah I watched it on youtube
5:01 PM Mishie: I'll just say she fetishizes death, but sex creates life, and leave it at that.
5:01 PM M<•Mishie> haha
5:01 PM oh wow
5:03 PM T<•TotalAbsolutism> ... Miz...
5:03 PM If you're saying what I think you are? Damn.
5:03 PM That's messed up.
5:03 PM M<•MizMahem> I'm not saying nothing. Nope nope nope nope nope nope.
5:04 PM If you're thinking something, that's on you.
5:04 PM A<•Anon-blergh> Anon MizMahem:
5:04 PM A<•Anon-blergh> Anon you must finish that sentence
5:04 PM M<•MizMahem> I shall do no such thing.
5:04 PM A<•Anon-blergh> Anon turned on from having what?
5:04 PM A<•Anon-blergh> Anon Pretty please?
5:04 PM Dead_Vyor → •Vyor_Sleeping
5:04 PM M<•MizMahem> nuh-uh. Never. Never ever.
5:04 PM A<•Anon-blergh> Anon
5:04 PM M<•MizMahem> I'm ashamed to have even thought of it.
5:05 PM A— •Anon-blergh pets MizMahem
5:05 PM M— •MizMahem is pet.