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IRC shenanigans

You'd have to play Grand Order to understand that one, but basically... He just spent a shitton of hard to get resources on maxing a Servant on what was basically an impulse.
 
Just leavin this riiiight here:

11:58 PM
— +Anon-phone wonders how big GG's are
11:58 PM
— +Anon-phone hues hues hues
11:59 PM
<@Generic_Generica> Flat.
11:59 PM
<@Generic_Generica> Wait
11:59 PM
<@Generic_Generica> Fuck
11:59 PM
<@Generic_Generica> Ignore that
11:59 PM
— +Anon-phone looks
11:59 PM
— +Anon-phone hues hues hues more!
11:59 PM
<@Generic_Generica> Actually
11:59 PM
<@Generic_Generica> I think I talked about this on SV weirdly enough
11:59 PM
<@Generic_Generica> :V
11:59 PM
<@Generic_Generica> So like, whatever
Wednesday, April 11th, 2018
12:00 AM
<+Anon-phone> You have?
12:00 AM
<+Anon-phone> Lewd GG
12:00 AM
<@Generic_Generica> It was because PLOM had like, a weird dream
12:00 AM
<@Generic_Generica> and I was in the dream
12:00 AM
<@Generic_Generica> lemme see if I can find the post
12:00 AM
— +Anon-phone molests kohai a little to halp their bweebs grow! :p
12:01 AM
<@Generic_Generica> Does that actually work?
12:01 AM
<@Bii> XD
12:01 AM
— +Anon-phone looks at kohai
12:02 AM
<+Anon-phone> Well, we can always use the scientific method.
12:02 AM
<@Generic_Generica> You'd want a control group for that
12:02 AM
<@Generic_Generica> and you'd want to test on people with different bust sizes
12:02 AM
<@Generic_Generica> and then you'd want to molest with different pe-
12:02 AM
<@Generic_Generica> jfc
12:02 AM
<+Anon-phone> Yes, I would.
12:02 AM
<@Generic_Generica> why am I thinking about this
12:02 AM
— +Anon-phone giggles and molests GG a lil' more
12:03 AM
<@Generic_Generica> https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/7725100/ Anon-phone
12:03 AM
<+ZipLopz> Mrgh
12:03 AM
<@Generic_Generica> https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/7724925/
12:03 AM
<@Generic_Generica> That was PLOM's post that prompted my post
12:03 AM
<@Generic_Generica> I'm still not sure why he had that dream :V
12:04 AM
<+Anon-phone> Kohai, your kohainess makes other dream of you of course.
12:05 AM
— +ZipLopz cackles
12:05 AM
— +ZipLopz pats
 
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Its okay GG.

One day I shall be the subject of this thread.

It'll be fun.
 
5:09 PM <+ ctcel1986> <Generic_Generica> I just want Merlin and Arthur: So you just want Merlin in order to equip with the best cock to wreck your husbando? :3

5:10 PM <+ ZipLopz> 3:06 PM <Generic_Generica> Merlin, then King Hassan then Musashi right?

5:10 PM <@ Generic_Generica> I'm a catcher, not a pitcher ctcel1986

5:10 PM <@ Generic_Generica> I want Merlin purely for his skills

5:11 PM <@ Generic_Generica> I mean Merlin wrecks what little balance there was

5:11 PM <@ Generic_Generica> but like, I don't care, I just want him for his skills

5:12 PM <+ ctcel1986> <Generic_Generica> I'm a catcher, not a pitcher ctcel1986: So Arthur gets the perfect cock to wreck you? :3

5:12 PM <+ ctcel1986> <Generic_Generica> I want Merlin purely for his skills: His cock growing skills yes :p

5:12 PM — @ Generic_Generica rolls their eyes

5:13 PM <@ Generic_Generica> It's nothing like that, I just like his design ctcel

5:14 PM <+ ctcel1986> <Generic_Generica> It's nothing like that, I just like his design ctcel: His sexy BISHIE design :p

5:15 PM <@ Generic_Generica> Fine, I have a deep-rooted lust for white-knight cock, are you /happy/ ctcel?

5:15 PM — @ Generic_Generica says that in the most sarcastic tone they can manage

5:16 PM <@ Generic_Generica> I hate you all so much

5:16 PM <@ Fallenblades643> naah

5:16 PM <@ Fallenblades643> You love us.

5:17 PM <@ Generic_Generica> At least it's not shit that's going to end up on the IRC thread again

Tl;dr context
 
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Witness, a whale in their natural habitat. And despair.

ZipLopz> Heyyyyyyy.
12:29 AM
<ZipLopz> Should I burn my new ticket?
12:29 AM
<@ultima333> yes
12:29 AM
<ZipLopz> Or save it for another time?
12:29 AM
<@ultima333> do you have wver, yes/no?
12:29 AM
<ZipLopz> Nope.
12:29 AM
<ZipLopz> Fuckit.
12:29 AM
<@ultima333> Your answer is the opposite of that
12:30 AM
— ZipLopz sighs
12:30 AM
<ZipLopz> NP3 Hundred Face
12:30 AM
<@ultima333> do single rolls, wait til tomorrow and do a 10 roll?
12:31 AM
<ZipLopz> I don't want to waste quartz on something that I've failed before.
12:31 AM
<@ultima333> err, should I
12:32 AM
— @ultima333 is farming SQ from quests
12:32 AM
<ZipLopz> Save your quartz for another servant?
12:32 AM → +ReinZero (voiced) joined
12:32 AM
<@ultima333> there isn't one til months from now
12:32 AM
<@ultima333> like, 2 months
12:32 AM
<@ultima333> at least.
12:32 AM
<@ultima333> ... May, June, July-ish for summer event?
12:33 AM
<@ultima333> fuggit, rolling singles
12:34 AM
<@ultima333> OHMYGOD
12:34 AM
<@ultima333> SINGLES DID IT
12:34 AM
<ZipLopz> YOU SUMBITCH.
12:34 AM
<@ultima333> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
12:35 AM
<@ultima333> like my 8th of 9
12:35 AM
<@ultima333> AAAAHHH I'm now back into ALL THREE HELLS
12:35 AM
— ZipLopz makes angered REEEEing noises
12:35 AM
<ZipLopz> HA
12:36 AM
<ZipLopz> YOU'RE STUCK IN MATS AND XP HELL AGAIN!
12:36 AM
<ZipLopz> FUCK YOU.
12:36 AM
— ZipLopz roars and restrains urge to roll
12:36 AM
— ZipLopz curls into a ball and shudders
12:37 AM
<+asdx11> nsfw https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6870253
12:37 AM
<+asdx11> Dcukie undies
12:37 AM
<+asdx11> how amusing
12:37 AM
— +Anon-sleepy looks at ultima333
12:37 AM
— +Anon-sleepy sighs
12:38 AM
— ZipLopz laughs
12:38 AM
<@ultima333> that was free quest SQ, anon!
12:38 AM → @Lambdadelta (opped) joined
12:39 AM
— +Anon-sleepy looks at ultima333 with pity
12:39 AM ⇐ BobTheNinja_ quit (uid136597@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cavwigyznanegnmr) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
12:39 AM
— +Anon-sleepy looks at all the SQ they used before that
12:39 AM
— +Anon-sleepy also looks at her own luck
12:39 AM
<@ultima333> anon, I'mma use waver more than a serra's sancctum, worth.
12:39 AM
<+asdx11> NSFW Anon https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6783559
12:39 AM ⇐ @BearStorm quit (~mobile@202.67.38.18) Ping timeout: 248 seconds
12:40 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> Truly, a whale in their natural habitat.
12:41 AM
<@ultima333> I think I'ma legit disconnect my payment method for a few months tho
12:41 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> ultima333: really? You think so? REALY?
12:41 AM
— +Anon-sleepy looks at ultima333
12:42 AM ⇐ +Dreadis quit (~Dreadis@99.198.12.202) Read error: Connection reset by peer
12:42 AM
<ZipLopz> Tell me not to roll all my quartz away
12:42 AM
— ZipLopz shivers
12:42 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> Don't do it.
12:43 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> Ultima spent at least $160 to get them.
12:43 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> ./at least/
12:43 AM
<@ultima333> you're not wrong, I whaled twice tonight.
12:43 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> that we know of.
12:43 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> oh.
12:43 AM
<@ultima333> Only twice.
12:43 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> Only twice
12:43 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> ignoring the other whaling the other night
12:43 AM
<@ultima333> "Only"
12:43 AM
— @ultima333 didn't spend any other money today!
12:43 AM
<@ultima333> and today was payday, too!
12:43 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> So, how much was it for Waver? $270?
12:44 AM
<@ultima333> $160
12:44 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> Noh. You spent /at least/ another 80 the other day.
12:44 AM
<@ultima333> Oh
12:44 AM
<@ultima333> uh, right
12:44 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> ZipLopz: Look at the whale and despair.
12:44 AM
— @ultima333 goes to check payment history, is /pretty sure/ he didn't do 4.
12:44 AM
<ZipLopz> I know
12:44 AM
<ZipLopz> I knowwwwww
12:45 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> ultima333: you may have a problem.
12:45 AM
<ZipLopz> But I still somehow have more luck?
12:45 AM
<@ultima333> ZipLopz, I'm able to do this
12:45 AM
<ZipLopz> Like, I'm between ultima and GG in terms of it.
12:45 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> A small, tiny little bit, gambling problem.
12:45 AM
<@ultima333> because and ONLY because I'm very fortunate.
12:45 AM
<ZipLopz> No whaling for me.
12:45 AM
<@ultima333> In circumstances.
12:45 AM
— ZipLopz has the money to whale, but has better things to spend his money on
12:45 AM
<ZipLopz> Like video games :V
12:46 AM
<@ultima333> Precisely 3.
12:46 AM → +Dreadis (voiced) joined
12:46 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> ultima333: wasted more than I make in a month for a digital husbando. And he got it due to sheer luck, because by statistics it was already damn hard for him to roll a freakin third SSR.
12:47 AM
<@ultima333> Yes
12:47 AM
<ZipLopz> Besides
12:47 AM
<@ultima333> Also ya, $250 it took, for waver.
12:47 AM
<@ultima333> Geez.
12:47 AM
— +Anon-sleepy looks at ultima333
12:47 AM
<ZipLopz> I think I'm going to honestly see if I can add Raikou to my repertoire
12:48 AM
<ZipLopz> For waifu
12:48 AM
<ZipLopz> AND Buster fuckery
12:48 AM
— +Anon-sleepy sighs
12:49 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> The worst is that you will do it again, won't you?
12:49 AM
— ZipLopz hugs Anon in fellowship of suffering
12:49 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> I can see you easily dropping another two hundred bucks for merin.
12:49 AM ⇐ +PlotVitalNPC quit (~PVNPC@2601:603:1f7f:7788:7825:aeb7:cf34:76c9) Read error: Connection reset by peer
12:49 AM
— +Anon-sleepy pats ZipLopz's back
12:49 AM
<@ultima333> Ya
12:49 AM
<@ultima333> Probably
12:50 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> And thus we see DW's main demographic in their natural habitat.
12:50 AM
— @ultima333 is a natural whale
12:50 AM
<ZipLopz> Okay, uh
12:50 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> :whale:
12:50 AM
<ZipLopz> I need to see when Raikou is in comparison to Merlin
12:50 AM
<@ultima333> Anon, this isn't the only free game I've spent hundreds on
12:50 AM
<@ultima333> see: Warframe
12:50 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> ultima333: in warframe youi freaking buy what you want.
12:50 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> Here it's a 1% chance
12:50 AM
<@ultima333> true
12:51 AM
<@ultima333> ..... double waver jalter memes.
12:52 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> ...
12:52 AM
<+Fallenblades6431> Just wait for Merlin
12:52 AM
— +Anon-sleepy pats ultima333's back
12:52 AM
<@ultima333> In other news
12:52 AM
<+Anon-sleepy> Just tell that to yourself. Just tell that to yourself.
12:52 AM
<@ultima333> Prisma Cosmos is MLB too
 
As a dedicated F2P, for the life of me I can't understand whales.
 
/me ish a simple tanuki that caught Jalter with a harpoon!

Auuuus from the island while repairing tanuki boat to sail when Shuten Douji shows up.
 

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