Honey trap isn't a seductive Bond girl from Russia or wherever seducing you, it's that loving girl marrying you, staying with you for years, and then they kill you, she inherits everything, marries the stand-in driver, who is actually one of theirs
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I used to like 长歌行 a lot, especially the art style, but the more I read the historical records, the more I feel it's too contrived, like if it was fantasy, like King Arthur, then it's fine, but if it's historical fiction, it's, like, saying Lincoln hunted vampires or whatever
Smallgoh
Why is Magcargo fire and rock type when the real life basis, the Chrysomallon squamiferum, has an iron shell and eats iron and clearly should be steel type?
Recently, a lot of Chinese writers tend to write anal for some reason, and it's always about how her butt hurts the day after it whatever, so annoying
is drinking too much tea bad
The entertainment industry here sure has some tones of darkness, well, I mean, it's nothing like how there's Eyes Wide Shut shit over across the ocean, but you know, there's still people gifting people to each other, like the Weinstein stuff, for example
In the realm of Chinese fast food, for some reason, McDonald's fries are only fresh at 1 AM in the morning, and Burger King fries are only fresh at 1 PM in the afternoon
On the surface, it looks like "Nie Tengfei died in a car accident and then his wife cashed out and then married his driver", but what actually happened was that the underling of a power holder wanted the entire pie, killed him, threatened the woman, had a branch family member act as "driver", split the pie into pieces, used the driver as proxy to hold the largest piece, some 14 billion.
fate global offensive
Why us it that they keep using "bitch" in place of "slut"?
So there's a toothpaste called Darlie, 好来, with a white guy logo, but it was originally Darkie, 黑人, with a white guy doing a black face logo, but this was a Chinese natively made toothpaste made by three brothers, inspired by a Hollywood comedian at the time, who did black face, and they put out ads saying this toothpaste is like the plant bark black people white their teeth with
Before there was modern toilet paper, they had something called 美人纸, "beauty paper", where young maidens' tongues were used to wipe clean aristocratic ladies after they use the toilet; Dowager Empress Cixi is one particular example of someone who used "beauty paper".
Starscream: "If you join my company, you will have to work a full 8 hours every day. We only provide three meals and snacks, a 2-hour lunch break, only triple pay overtime, 1 hour of mandatory exercise after work, bonuses are only given three times a year, only have two months of vacation. The worst part is that your salary will only increase every four months. Haha, you will be exhausted and die!"
Optimus Prime: "What did you say? You didn't receive full pay? But you only worked 12 hours a day, why should you be paid for a full day? Where did the other 12 hours go? Early leave? Then dock your salary times three!"
"You're so flat that I thought there was a mosquito who bit you twice on the chest."
People still use Saber-cosplay as their base form in vlogs as if that's what they look like in everyday life, doing cooking vlogs and shit
lmao all those Mega Starmie memes
You'd think that the number 108 is a very Chinese one, you know, used in a lot of mythology stuff or whatever, but like, Penelope had 108 suitors in the Odyssey.
Why did "Contra" get translated as "魂斗罗"?
after being bullied by the four bullies, the bullied kid made love to their moms
"If I can have her... then, even if I have to drive luxury cars, live in a mansion, and eat fine foods, I'm willing!"
Even to this day, he is still called "great cinematographer Edison Chen"
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Merely a Biigohsama, not even a Biigohdono
It still surprises me that they soft banned that BJ welcomes you song that was around back in 08
If you think about it, Krillin is inherently untrustworthy and unreliable. It is nice that he was able to overcome his bullies, but he that is about it. Later on, there was one crucial moment that he could've saved the world, but he didn't kill Android 18. If she turned out like in the other timeline or if Cell won, or anything went wrong, than the one moment he should've done something, he failed
Reading the actual historical records, you find that Liu Bei has Zhang Fei's personality and Zhang Fei has Liu Bei's personality... such a way to beautify the nobility...
天予不取，反受其害
"床前明月光，疑是地上霜，举头望明月，低头思故乡。"
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