A Chaotic Konosuba

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[Excommunicated] |Severity 10| Clergy and Divine naturally take a dislike to you; all holy and divine effects are weakened when used by you, and you are vulnerable to exorcisms and effects that would otherwise hurt the unholy. |Resolve: Acquire a pardon from an individual with a very high rank in the clergy or from a divine entity.|



[Torment] |Severity 13| You have really low pain tolerance, even lower than that of the average person. Making it very hard to perform when injured, basically acting as the opposite of Battle Continuation acquire an ability or trait that increases your pain tolerance or nullifies it.|



[Doting Parents] |Severity 2| Your parents are a bit too doting towards you, unlike the usual absent parents in stories. It will be quite hard to avoid their scrutiny or attention. |Resolve: None|



[Neat Freak] |Severity 3| You are bound by compulsion to be neat, making you very uncomfortable when you are dirty and slightly decreasing your energy recovery and output when you are dirty. |Resolve: Achieve Adept level Discipline or a trait that increases your mental resiliance.|



[Stone Faced] |Severity 4| You are stoic, to a fault; your face and voice rarely ever betray your emotions, making it quite difficult for others to understand how you are feeling. On the upside, you have one hell of a poker face. |Resolve: Acquire Adept rarity or higher communication skill or intermediate and above



[Four Eyes] |Severity 4| You have naturally bad eyesight, causing you to need glasses to be able to see properly. Thankfully, the curse comes with a single pair of prescription glasses. |Resolve: Get your eyes fixed by either someone with at least Adept level Medicine or a Biokinetic ability, or heal your condition through magical means.|



[Loner] |Severity 2| You have the aura of a loner around you, making you often left out. It is more difficult to get people to pay attention to you, and it is harder parents probably forgot you at the store too often. |Resolve: Perform a feat that gets a large range of attention on you, such as publicly defeating a well-known enemy.|



[Out of Shape] |Severity 9| You are quite out of shape, aren't you? Your physical abilities and athletics are notably below average for your race or genetics. 9/10, you would lose to an average member of your species, and your body is totally untrained. |Resolve: Simply train your body into shape.|



[Disarmed] |Severity 10| You are missing an arm; whether that is left or right is a coin flip. In its place is simply a stub extending slightly past your shoulder. healing due to curse) or implant a new one.|



[Menacing] |Severity 7| Whether you intend to or not, you generally come across as a very intimidating and scary individual, like a thug or a criminal. Most regular people would rather not be close to you, and trained people may be on guard against you at first meeting. |Resolve: Acquire Adept level communication or above OR acquire a trait that contradicts your curse|



[Slow Slots] |Severity 12| Your ability cooldowns have gone from a 5- minute cooldown to a 1-hour cooldown. Once you swap an ability slot, you must wait at least 1 hour to change that ability slot again. |Resolve: Acquire at least 5 speed boosting abilities, items, or traits.|



[Experience Required] |Severity 13| Even skills apparently need prior experience these days. Any skill you get is instead converted into talents in said subject and requires you to train to achieve the full potential of your talent. |Resolve: No resolve, one and done deal|



[Yandere] |Severity 8| There is a yandere out there yearning for your love, and she won't take no for an answer, and she will not be very willing to listen to reason. |Resolve: Find the Yandere and either dispatch or pacify them. This will not get rid of their romantic feelings towards you, but will stop the gacha from supplying them with a Yandere Rage towards you.|



[Komi] |Severity 6| You are somewhat mute, making it very hard to speak to others; you can groan, scream and cry, but trying to talk to others is incredibly difficult. You'd be lucky to be able to say a word or two on a good day. You are likely to get misinterpreted or misunderstood. |Resolve: Acquire Adept Rank Communication skill or intermediate and above charisma or 2 uncommon rank and above reputation boosting traits.|



[Perverted Aura] |Severity 9| You have an aura of perversion and deviancy around you, making people generally assume your intentions to be such. Even if you are a kindhearted celibate saint, people might assume you have lewd ulterior motives for your actions. |Resolve: Achieve Adept or above level Communication or Persuasion. Or abstain from carnal activities for a month. Or achieve 5 rare rank or higher tickets through sexual interactions.|



[Obvious Tells] |Severity 5| Your eyes and hair change colours depending on your emotions, making it practically impossible to hide them. Happy = Yellow, Angry = Red, Aroused = Pink, etc. |Resolve: Remodel your hair and eyes with an Epic rank or above Biokinetic ability, or acquire 3 or more Stranger traits or abilities



[Celebrity] |Severity 1| You are great at drawing attention, whether you like it or not. People tend to notice you, and if crowd, they would pick you more likely than not. Can be useful for gathering fame, but the downsides edge out the positives. |Resolve: Get 3 stranger class powers or traits.|



[Dead Tongue] |Severity 2| You do not have a sense of taste; all food taste like bland mush like dirt to your taste buds. |Resolve: Eat 10 meals from someone with Expert Cooking or above. Or consume 3 or more common rank or higher food items.|



[Infertile] |Severity 1| Whatever reproductive organs you have, they refuse to harbour life or help in the formation of life. You cannot impregnate anyone or be impregnated, no matter what. |Resolve: Acquire a fertility boosting trait or an appropriate biokinetic ability|




[Edgy] |Severity 5| You have an aura of brooding and darkness around you, while it may draw the Chuuni crowd towards you, you will tend to portray yourself in |Resolve: Achieve Intermediate or above in communication skill or get a trait that sufficiently conflicts with edgy like Sunshine Charm or Hero.|



[Weak to Weakness] |Severity 11| You are weak to having weaknesses. Any weaknesses or vulnerabilities you have are are now 100% weak to fire. If you are a vampire who gets burnt by sunlight, now whatever part that is exposed gets vaporised. |Resolve: Acquire 3 or more traits that raise some kind of resistance|




[Frail] |Severity 17| You are frail, you do not heal on your own; if a cut gets put on you, it won't mend on its own. No matter how much time passes, if you get sick, your body won't purge it on its own. If you get bruised it will stay, broken bones will stay broken. |Resolve: Acquire 3 rare rank or above Healing abilities or traits|



[Sloth] |Severity 17| Lethargy is your life. All energy and regular regeneration speeds are halved. All Restock Timers and Cooldowns are doubled. You need twice the amount of sleep you would normally need. |Resolve: Gain 3 rare rank or higher energy or agility booting traits.|



[Uh-Oh] |Severity 14| This can only end so well. (Author rolls another but the user is not aware which curse effect is applied) |Resolve: N/A|



[Elemental Hatred] |Severity 15| You did something to piss off the elementals in your past life. All Elemental attacks deal double damage against you, and you cannot increase your elemental defences while this trait is active. |Resolve: Acquire at least 3 traits rare or above that increase an elemental affinity, or acquire Expert or above conceptualisation |



[Uh Oh] |Severity 9| This is not good.|Resolve: None, a one-and-done deal.|



Secret roll is [Orphan]

|Severity 4|

Your parents were killed in a car crash. Doesn't matter who they were, they just were. At the least the parents who were supposed to raise you anyway.
|Resolve: One and done deal.|
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Spoiler: Chapter 1 Gacha Rolls and Ticket Counter

Items: Sage Ring, The Rock, Royal Heart Ticket, Truant's Stopwatch, Sword Of St.Trina, Lightsaber.

Abilities: Ogre Form, Rubber Body, Tentacles, Thousand Arrows, Immunity System.

Familiars: Ridley(Metroid), Lucifer(Helltaker), Round Deer (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Traits: Half Life, Blessing of Zeus, Vessel, Adamantium (Marvel yet to be activated), White Mage, All Trades, No Enemies, Comforting Presence, Blessing of Bast.

Skills: None

Tickets Used: 6 random gold tickets, 7 advantage gold tickets, 8 choice gold tickets, and 4 random platinum tickets.

Tickets Gained this Chapter: 3 random gold tickets (for being transmigrated to Konosuba), 1 Gold Advantage Trait ticket (for surviving a 15,000 feet drop), 1 Random Silver ticket (for becoming a human pinball)

Spoiler: Chapter 2 Gacha Rolls and Ticket Counter

Items: Sage Ring, The Rock, Royal Heart Ticket, Truant's Stopwatch, Sword Of St.Trina, Lightsaber, Skin Care Hot Springs.

Abilities: Ogre Form, Rubber Body, Tentacles, Thousand Arrows, Immunity System, Overclocked, Impact, Tinker-Drones

Familiars: Ridley(Metroid), Lucifer(Helltaker), Round Deer (Jujutsu Kaisen), Doppel (Monster Munsume), Jigglypuff (Pokemon).

Traits: Half Life, Blessing of Zeus, Vessel, Adamantium (Marvel yet to be activated), White Mage, All Trades, No Enemies, Comforting Presence, Blessing of Bast.

Skills: None

Tickets Used: 9 random gold tickets, 7 advantage gold tickets, 8 choice gold tickets, and 4 random platinum tickets, 1 Gold Advantage Trait ticket, 2 Random Silver ticket, 1 Bronze Familiar Ticket

Tickets Gained this Chapter : 1 Bronze Familiar Ticket (for helping the Queen of Lies with info to craft a believable lie.), 1 Random Silver Ticket (Welcome to the Town of Beginners Axel)

Spoiler: Chapter 3 Gacha Rolls and Tickets

Items: Sage Ring, The Rock, Royal Heart Ticket, Truant's Stopwatch, Sword Of St.Trina, Lightsaber, Skin Care Hot Springs, Skippy, Second Skin, Long Lost Delivery.

Abilities: Ogre Form, Rubber Body, Tentacles, Thousand Arrows, Immunity System, Overclocked, Impact, Tinker-Drones, Weaver.

Familiars: Ridley(Metroid), Lucifer(Helltaker), Round Deer (Jujutsu Kaisen), Doppel (Monster Munsume), Jigglypuff (Pokemon).

Traits: Half Life, Blessing of Zeus, Vessel, Adamantium (Marvel yet to be activated), White Mage, All Trades, No Enemies, Comforting Presence, Blessing of Bast, Rule of Cool, Canis Companion.

Skills: None

Tickets Used: 9 random gold tickets, 7 advantage gold tickets, 8 choice gold tickets, and 4 random platinum tickets, 1 Gold Advantage Trait ticket, 2 Random Silver ticket, 1 Bronze Familiar Ticket, 1 Gold Trait ticket, 1 Random Bronze Ticket, 1 Silver Ability Ticket, 1x Advantage Silver Ticket.
Tickets Gained this Chapter: 1 Gold Trait Ticket (for Joining the Adventure Guild), 1 Random Silver ticket (getting a Class: Adventure), 1 Random Bronze Ticket (for meeting Luna), 1 Silver Ability Ticket (for Taking Your First Life), 1x Advantage Silver Random Ticket (for saving a Damsel in Distress).

Spoiler: Chapter 4 Gacha Rolls and Tickets

Items: Sage Ring, The Rock, Royal Heart Ticket, Truant's Stopwatch, Sword Of St.Trina, Lightsaber, Skin Care Hot Springs, Skippy, Second Skin, Long Lost Delivery,
Demon Blood Blade ( Adventure time).

Abilities: Ogre Form, Rubber Body, Tentacles, Thousand Arrows, Immunity System, Overclocked, Impact, Tinker-Drones, Weaver, Barbs.

Familiars: Ridley(Metroid), Lucifer(Helltaker), Round Deer (Jujutsu Kaisen), Doppel (Monster Munsume), Jigglypuff (Pokemon), Cazador (Fallout: New Vegas)

Traits: Half Life, Blessing of Zeus, Vessel, Adamantium (Marvel yet to be activated), White Mage, All Trades, No Enemies, Comforting Presence, Blessing of Bast, Rule of Cool, Canis Companion, Earthbound Ancient, Relentless Stamina.

Skills: None

Tickets Used: 10 random gold tickets, 7 advantage gold tickets, 8 choice gold tickets, and 4 random platinum tickets, 1 Gold Advantage Trait ticket, 3 Random Silver ticket, 1 Bronze Familiar Ticket, 1 Gold Trait ticket, 1 Random Bronze Ticket, 2 Silver Ability Ticket, 1x Advantage Silver Ticket, 1 Silver Trait Ticket, 1 Random Legendary Ticket.

Tickets Gained this Chapter: 1 Silver Ability ticket (for Killing 5 Giant Toads), 1 Random Gold Ticket (for completing your first quest "Welcome to the Gates of Hell kid."), 1 Random Legendary Ticket (for earning Eris's Ire), 1 Random Silver Ticket (for getting 'Darkness' Attention.), 1 Silver Trait Ticket (for going well past your bodies normal limit.)

 

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[Lucifer the Ceo of Hell]

|Elite Familiar|

Helltaker - Lucifer is one hell of a Ceo. As actual Lucifer herself, she is a powerful demon, possessing strength strong enough to rip steel in half like paper and being able to enslave people with a kiss, melting away their flesh and turning them into bone demons, possessing the abilities of a Fiend(Elite Trait) and being capable of using basic demonic magic. Having ruled hell for thousands of years and being a CEO, she is an incredible manager beyond human standards. She can manage hundreds of businesses and still be minimally inconvenienced compared to running Hell itself.

Spoiler: CEO of Pancakes

[Fiend]

|Elite Trait|

Race Change - You are a Fiend, a high rank infernal demon. As Fiend, you have considerable physical and magical abilities. You also have a greater affinity towards Unholy, Darkness, Infernal and Fire, being able to master abilities and spells related to them much faster along with the ability to naturally create Hell Flame (Rare Rank Ability). But as a High Rank Demon, you are vulnerable to Holy, Divine, Light, and Exorcisms.

[Hell Flame]

|Rare Ability|

Hell Flames allows you to conjure and shape infernal flames often used by demons. Hell Flames are especially strong against living beings, burning their vitality along with their flesh, weakening them while also being hard to heal due to its unholy attribute. But using these flames is rather energy-intensive compared to normal flames unless the user is Infernal.


[Doppel]

|Uncommon Familiar|

Monster Musume - Doppel is a female(?) shapershifter with military and police training. As a shapeshifter, she is capable of turning her body into that of any living creature and clothes she has seen but does not affect her stats which are not much stronger than a baseline human.
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Spoiler: The Trickster

[Jigglypuff]

|Uncommon Familiar|

Pokemon - An incredibly cute furry creature, Jiggly is a talented actor and singer, its real power lies in its ability to sing lullabies and songs that can put whoever hears them to sleep. The stronger a target is in relation to Jigglypuff the less they are affected.
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Spoiler: You better not sleep

[Cazador]
|Rare Familiar|
Fallout New Vegas - Cazadors are insects biogenetically engineered by Dr. Borous. They are faster than cars, tough enough to tank .50 calibre bullets, ruthless, roughly the size of a man, strong enough to tear apart a grown man and with venom potent enough to bring any man to their knees. And they reproduce very rapidly if given enough protein sources. You get 4 breeding pairs.​

Spoiler: Cazador