Omake: Fifty/Fifty
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Omake: Fifty/Fifty
Zach: So, what are the odds Eidolon's about to die?
Dinah: You know I can't see him. Maybe if you give me some idea why you're asking.
Z: Well, he just proposed to his girlfriend.
D: Okay.
Z: Right before a life threatening mission.
D: Err... that's not good.
Z: And he all but literally said he was going to retire in two days.
D: Oh. Fuck.
Z: Also, the girlfriend's a hot redhead. We know the life expectancy of people who da- Oww! Oh, hi Emma, didn't see you there. Did I mention they're getting married right away?
D: Well, that's pretty much a guaranteed death.
Z: I thought so, too. But the author's lampshading the piss out of it in a comedic fashion. So this could be a troll bluff. Or a double troll bluff, now.
D: The odds are 49.99982% in favor of him killing off Eidolon.
Z: Really? How is it tha- He flipped a coin, didn't he?
D: He literally flipped a coin.
Zach: So, what are the odds Eidolon's about to die?
Dinah: You know I can't see him. Maybe if you give me some idea why you're asking.
Z: Well, he just proposed to his girlfriend.
D: Okay.
Z: Right before a life threatening mission.
D: Err... that's not good.
Z: And he all but literally said he was going to retire in two days.
D: Oh. Fuck.
Z: Also, the girlfriend's a hot redhead. We know the life expectancy of people who da- Oww! Oh, hi Emma, didn't see you there. Did I mention they're getting married right away?
D: Well, that's pretty much a guaranteed death.
Z: I thought so, too. But the author's lampshading the piss out of it in a comedic fashion. So this could be a troll bluff. Or a double troll bluff, now.
D: The odds are 49.99982% in favor of him killing off Eidolon.
Z: Really? How is it tha- He flipped a coin, didn't he?
D: He literally flipped a coin.