gunghoun
The Hero of Man (v2.0)
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A QA shard pinging off of Pantheon, and a trigger likely caused by cape shenanigans which canonically have an increased likelihood of Trump manifestations? You know what this means:What if her new shard is a bud from Taylor that pinged all of Pantheon
GLORY GIRL'S NEW SUPERHERO IDENTITY
Glory Girl: Yeah, so now I have the ability to take, give, combine, and modify parahuman abilities! Do you see what this means for me?
Gaea: You're going to stockpile a whole bunch of powers and come up with several distinct cape identities that no one is supposed to know are all actually the same person? But due to not thinking things through completely, pretty much everyone you associate with will quickly discover your trickery?
GG: What? No-
Khepri: You're going to model a cape identity off of a horror story from an alternate Earth's internet culture, allowing you to go around stealing powers from villains and Case 53's who just want to be normal, but also have a second, heroic identity that allows you to fight crime with your stolen powers so long as you don't reveal to others the extent of what you can do?
GG: Why would I ever-
Eki: You're going to die, reincarnate in the past when you had your trigger event, realize you're actually in an alternate past where some things are subtly different. More capes exist and will have been around for decades longer than they did here, which inexplicably hasn't lead to a wildly different present day on a local scale. There will be some new Endbringers, including one that is basically a big scary version of you, but also Endbringers are maybe the good guys a little bit, trying to teach humanity and uplift us through conflict at the urging of a long lost brother of Scion who killed his girlfriend so that we may live?
GG: What the fuck are you talking-
Minerva: Guys, your ideas are getting ridiculous. None of that even makes sense.
GG: THANK YOU!
Minerva: Clearly, she's going to die, reincarnate in the future as the personification of a spaceship's "personality" and have wacky adventures and meet a multi-dimensional trickster god whose primary motivation is causing havoc among lesser beings for his own amusement.
GG: ... Just fuck right off, will you?
Horus: Then what do you plan to do with your new powers?
GG: Find a Mover who can fly, a Breaker with an apply-on-self forcefield, a Brute with super strength but no significant added durability, and a Master with the ability to influence the emotions of others. Then fly around and punch stuff, yelling things like "Victoria smash!" even though I'm not actually a complete moron, despite being somewhat narcissistic and oblivious to the feelings of others.
Osiris: Huh, that works, too, I guess.
And then they all lived happily ever after.