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Cooking Thread~ Recipes & Things

Curry Roux? - Wanara009
Curry Roux is the best goddamned thing since sliced bread. Easiest way to prepare food for a working single dude and certainly more up my alley taste-wise compared to instant ramen and pastas.

My favourite modification is to replace water with strong black tea and adding a pinch of coffee grounds and a teaspoon of chopped ginger.
 
Thalex's "Curry" Recipe - Thalex
I just stumbled on this thread and thought I should add a curry recipe that I recently wrote down for the first time when a friend asked me about it. Although I have spent a little bit touching it up slightly. Still definitely not up to proper recipe standards though.

I cook this fairly frequently for my family, and it feeds at least 6, with plenty of leftovers. Might wanna scale down a bit if cooking for less people and you don't want to be eating curry for the foreseeable future. ;p

Thalex's "Curry" Recipe

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Ingredients:

3-6 Potatoes (Depending on size; preferably Russets, Reds, or Yukon Golds.)

5-8 Carrots (Depending on size)

1 Bag of Frozen Peas

Meat of Choice (I usually just use a can of beef or chicken, but sometimes use fresh, frozen, or no meat at all.)

(The exact amounts for the above don't matter too much; it really depends on how much sauce to other stuff ratio you want and what is on hand. Use more if you want a thicker sauce, use less if you want it thinner or are running low on something.)

1 TBS Salt

1 TBS Pepper

1 TBS Cumin (I add a little extra when using beef)

1 TBS Paprika

1-2 TBS Garlic Powder (Can use fresh crushed garlic if on hand and not being lazy)

1-2 TBS Onion Powder (Can use fresh diced onion if on hand and not being lazy)

1-3 TBS Curry Powder (Can substitute Turmeric if you don't have, but definitely go on the lower end if using pure Turmeric though. Otherwise it would probably not be optimal.)

1/8 Teaspoon of Ginger Powder

1/8 to 1 Teaspoon Habanero Pepper Powder (Ghost Pepper and Cayenne also work but taste worse IMO. Amount can vary significantly depending on spice tolerance and what is used; I have done as much as a tablespoon of Ghost Pepper before, but I was the only one who liked it. There was much curry in my future that week.)

Chicken bullion (optional)

About 30 ounces Tomato Sauce
About 30 ounces Coconut Milk

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"Instructions"-

Slice up the potatoes and carrots into small pieces after washing and peeling, and steam them with a cup or two of water, preferably in an Insta-pot with a steamer insert, and with the carrots below the potatoes, for about 8 minutes. You can sprinkle a bit of chicken bullion on top if using potatoes.

If using small red potatoes, I will sometimes leave the skins on as they are pretty thin and tasty.

Mix the spices, tomato sauce, and coconut milk together in a blender or by hand. Blender is much easier.

Get a big enough pot to hold everything at once, and then saute the peas for a little bit in oil before adding the meat. Could also go other way around if using raw meat and/or fresh peas instead of frozen.

After peas and meat are sufficiently cooked/defrosted for your liking, add the sauce, mix together, and heat on low-ish until the other veggies are done steaming.

Add the steamed vegetables and optionally some of the leftover water from the steaming process if the curry looks too thick.

Mix it all together and continue to heat on low until it is combined and sufficiently hot for your liking.

I usually just go until the rice is ready with the way I time things.

I would probably would do about 4-6 cups of rice for the amount of curry this makes. I use Basamati personally, as I quite like it.

I will assume you know how to cook rice, and if not there are several other examples of how to do so in this thread.

I will say that if you have a second Insta-pot then it can work very well for cooking the rice at the same time as you are steaming the carrots and potatoes in the other. Otherwise a rice cooker and a normal pot, or two normal pots, or any other combination of the three above cooking implements may work for you.

Also, for reheating leftovers I usually just mix the curry sauce and the rice together in roughly equal measure, and then put it in a lidded pan with a little extra water. Sometimes a bit of extra salt and pepper as well. Turn it to medium heat and then steam it while stirring occasionally to keep it from sticking too bad.

Now, back to my actual writing instead of procrastinating down here. ;p
 
Cheesed Corn Kernel - Wanara009
Here's a quick 3 ingredients snack: Cheesed Corn Kernel.

Ingredient:
Corn kernels, off the cob
Salted butter (to taste)
Cheese (I use cheddar slices)

Method:
  • Put corn kernel into a sauce pan evenly. Add butter on top. Heat with lid on until butter completely melt.
  • Stir until every kernel is coated with butter. Then leave on low-medium heat with lid on until the kernels are browned on one side.
  • Add cheese atop the corn, then kill the heat and put lid back on. Leave for 5 minutes to melt.
If you want different flavour, use unsalted butter then add seasoning of your choice. So far, I've put paprika, cajun, chicken salt, and garlic salt and they all work beautifully.

Do note that dry powder seasonings work best since it won't leave the corn too soggy.
 
Coffee Bun - treestumpcrafty
Coffee Bun
-1/4 cup warm water
-2 1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast
-1/4 cup warm milk
-1/4 cup granulated sugar
-2 tablespoons melted butter
-1/2 teaspoon salt
-2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
-1/2 cup chopped walnuts
-1/2 cup raisins
-1/4 cup instant coffee granules
-1 egg, beaten

1. In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar, yeast, and salt.
2. In a separate bowl, dissolve the instant coffee granules in the warm water.
3. Add the coffee mixture, oil, and egg to the flour mixture and stir together to form a soft dough.
4. Turn the dough onto a lightly floured surface and knead until it is smooth and elastic, about 5 minutes.
5. Place the dough in a greased bowl and cover with a damp cloth. Let the dough rise until it has doubled in size, about 1 hour.
6. Punch down the dough and shape it into a loaf. Place it into a greased 9x5 inch loaf pan.
7. Cover the pan with a damp cloth and let it rise again until it has doubled in size, about 1 hour.
8. Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C).
9. Bake the bread for about 40 minutes, until it is golden brown.
10. Remove the bread from the oven and let cool before slicing. Enjoy!
 
Veggie Fajita Quesadillas - treestumpcrafty
Veggie Fajita Quesadillas
Ingredients:
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 1 red bell pepper, julienned
- 1 green bell pepper, julienned
- 1 yellow onion, thinly sliced
- 2 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 teaspoon chili powder
- 1 teaspoon ground cumin
- 1/2 teaspoon paprika
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
- 4 8-inch flour tortillas
- 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese
- 1/2 cup cooked black beans
- 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro

1. Preheat a large skillet over medium-high heat.
2. Cook all veggies.
2. Place two tortillas on cookie sheet or baking tray. Sprinkle some shredded cheese on half of each tortilla.
3. Add the veggie fillings
4. Fold the tortilla in half so the cheese and fillings are covered.
5. Bake for 7-8 minutes, until the cheese is melted and the tortilla is golden brown and crispy.
6. Carefully flip the quesadilla and cook for another 6-7 minutes.
7. Transfer the quesadilla to a plate and cut into wedges.
8. Serve with sour cream, guacamole, salsa, or other desired toppings. Enjoy!
 
Shio tare recipe, AKA salt ramen flavoring base - Sinner_sb
It has been ages since I posted anything here but today I decided to make something and felt that it was worth of sharing to any unlucky idiots who don't live in Japan or another country and on cities with plentiful decent quality ramen restaurants, like it was with me around 5 years back.

As usual with me the recipe is in metric and works better using a scale.

Shio tare recipe, AKA salt ramen flavoring base

450 ml of Water

70g of sea salt, I used kosher salt with no additives or iodine, so use stuff without additives, iodine or other things that might affect the salt flavor unless you actually want to add a new layer of flavor to it

25 ml of mirin or hon mirin

7,5 ml of vinegar, I used the standard rice white vinegar, do not use sushi vinegar as that has sugar and other stuff added to it, if you dont have rice vinegar use distilled white vinegar

25 ml of light soy sauce, the light is on the color as it is saltier than regular soy sauce, the lighter color makes for a clearer broth, I am unsure if you can use regular soy sauce as a replacement, try at your own risk if you can't find light soy sauce

5g of sugar, white sugar was used here, some say caster sugar also work

2,5 g of MSG, since this tare has no natural source of umami it needs it and by the scale of things it is really a time amount per serving

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Heat the water to a simmer and add all the other ingredients, mix until everything is dissolved, do not boil as it is not needed, the heating is just to dissolve everything. Let it cool and store in the fridge, given the sheer salt content of this recipe it shouldn't spoil anytime soon.

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How to use it:

I used 35 ml of it on a bowl of simple ramen, I added one tablespoon of chicken fat that I rendered myself, added half a spoon of thinly sliced green onions and then added 400ml of boiling water to the bowl making the "broth". It is a very, very simple broth, light and yet fairly flavorful. Great for when you are sick and can't stomach anything too heavy. I had it with some instant noodles and while tasty it wasn't as strong as normal, maybe I need to adjust the amounts, as this water, tare and fat broth is meant to taste test and fine tune homemade noodles.

You can use this tare to level up your regular instant noodles, fine tuning is needed to adjust saltiness, add it to regular broths and stocks. It is a very good and reliable way to level up pre-made or instant soups and broths. I am already planning to try out how this tare will taste with my favorite instant tonkotsu ramen and see how much difference it makes.

After a while you can try and add to this recipe and maybe alter the fat as in adding extra flavorings to it or instead of chicken fat using toasted sesame oil.

Mixing this with my other recipes for ramen seasonings will surely deliver a interesting twist to instant or homemade ramen. I hope that you guys like it.
 
Cajun Duck and Sausage Gumbo - Raven1138
While Fat Tuesday has come and gone, with the latest winter storm I have a nice little recipe from down South to keep everyone warm:

Cajun Duck and Sausage Gumbo

Duck Stock
1 Whole Duck carcass, plus gibblets
2 ribs celery, rough cut
1 yellow onion, quartered
3 carrots, rough cut
3-5 sprigs rosemary
3-5 sprigs thyme
3 bay leaves
8 cloves of garlic, lightly crushed
1 two inch knob ginger, pealed
2 tbsp black peppercorns

Gumbo:
2 ribs celery, chopped
1 yellow onion, fine diced
1 red bell pepper, corred, seeded, and chopped
8 cloves garlic, minced
1 cayenne pepper, seeded, deveined and chopped
1 tbsp thyme
3 bay leaves
1 lb okra
1 lb of duck thigh and drums
1 lb smoked sausage cut into 1/4 inch segments (andouille preferred, but keneka, polish kilbasa, any smoked sausage can do in a pinch)
1/2 cup canola oil
1/2 cup all purpose flour
4-6 cups duck stock
1 pilsner or bock beer (plus one for yourself)
2 tablespoons creole seasoning mix
2 tablespoons salt (less if using creole seasoning with salt)
hot sauce (Crystal or Tabasco recommended)
worcestershire sauce

White rice
Green Onion

Before making the gumbo, make a simple duck stock:
After breaking down a whole duck, put the carcass and giblets on a roasting pan. Drizzle them with a little bit of olive oil and pop them into a 350 oven for 20 minuets. This is just to get some color on the bones and meat scraps.

Once out, in a large stock pot add the roasted carcass plus all of the other ingredients and cover with cold water. Put on your stove at low temp to bring it up to simmer. Let the stock simmer for at least 2 hours, more if you can swing it while skimming any scum that forms on the surface.

Once you feel satisfied with how the stock looks, strain out the solids and add the stock to whatever storage containers you have. Any extra can be frozen for latter use. Best do this a day before the gumbo cook so you can have the day for the gumbo to simmer.

Gumbo:

After you have your ingredients collected, prep a large pot with your stock on one stove eye set to low along with a large pan on a cold eye. Dice up your Trinity (celery, onion, bell pepper) and mix together. In separate custard cups or small bowls have your garlic and cayenne pepper, and your dry herbs/spices. Place them within hands reach of the pan on the stove.

Score the skin of the duck thighs and legs then season both sides generously with salt and pepper. Place them skin side down in the cold pan over low to medium heat. Cook for 5-7 minuets until the fat renders out and the skin crisps. Flip and sear the meat side for 2-3 minuets. Don't worry about leaving it raw, this is just for color. Once seared, set the duck aside on a plate and reserve the fat for future uses.

Add a splash of beer to deglaze the pan, scraping up any bits until the liquid has reduced by half. Pour the reduced beer into the stock.

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At this point, what happens next will be pretty fast so keep this in mind. With the roux, make sure you have what you are adding into it ready and in arms length since a roux can burn quickly if you don't pay attention. Also, if you burn the roux, STOP. Just toss it out, get another half cup of oil and flour and start again. There is no way to save a burned roux so just start over.

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Put the now clean pan back on the stove at a temp you are comfortable with and add the oil. Once the oil has a chance to heat up, add the flour and start stirring with a whisk or spatula. Keep stirring as the flour is incorporated into the oil and starts cooking. Timing varies depending on how hot you have the stove eye, but you are looking for roughly the same color as a milk chocolate bar.

Once it looks like a Hershey's bar, add the trinity vegetables. Cook until everything softens (2-3 min) then add the garlic, diced pepper, seasoning and thyme. Cook for a minute more then add everything to the stock pot. Deglaze the pan again for any remaining bits to pour into the pot before putting the pan in the sink.

Add the sausage, duck, bay leaves, salt, a few good twists of freshly cracked black pepper, plus a few dashes of worcestere sauce and hot sauce, bring up to a light boil then drop the heat and let it simmer for several hours. Be sure to give it an occasional stir so nothing stick to the bottom of the pot. Taste test and season as necessary.

When you are about an hour out from serving, slice up the okra into rough pieces and add to the pot, including the seeds and the clear fluid inside of them. This is your main thickening agent. Also, fish out any bones from the duck as any meat should have rendered off from them and skim the top with some bread slices to sop up the excess fat.

To serve, prep the white rice per instructions (be it on the bag or your rice cooker) and slice up the green onions. Add to the gumbo any extra seasoning, sauce, salt and pepper to taste.

In a large bowl, add a scoop of white rice, some healthy ladles of gumbo (discard the bay leaves) and garnish with green onion.
 
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Mint Syrup - Wanara009
Mint Syrup

So, I posted in the Petty Rant thread about my ongoing quest for Lemon Mint Tea. Everyone probably know about the lemon tea part, but the mint part is probably a lot harder. I can't find find the water soluble alcohol-based mint extract and ready-made mint syrup cost a (pun intended) a mint from the bottle-o, so I had to improvise..

After some thinking and experimentation with fresh mint, oil-based mint extract, mint candy, and peppermint tea, I hit upon this recipe for homemade peppermint syrup:

Ingredient:
For every cup of water:
1 cup of sugar
Generous amount of the mint source.
I'm chasing that cool bite from the menthol, not the mint taste itself hence why I basically overload this recipe. My best batch used 4 packets (100g) of crushed Fisherman Friend Extra Strong Mint candy for 2 cups of water. However, I managed to get some acceptable syrup from 2 fresh mint bunch and 7 peppermint teabags.​

Method:
  • Bring water to boil in a pot/saucepan. Mix in sugar and stir until completely dissolved. Then simmer until reduced a bit.
  • Add the peppermint source. Make sure it is submerged. Kill the heat and let steep until room temperature. Stir occasionally.
    • If you're using candy as mint source, keep the heat on and keep stirring for a few minutes before letting it steep
  • Let cool until room temperature.
  • Strain out the mint source (for me, I also had to filter it. Multi-stage filter with paper towel and coffee filter in alternate configuration works). Bottle and store in fridge.
 
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feta mac and meat or something - heralding_bubble
feta mac and meat or something

two packs of ground meat (for me it was 2x 400g)
two packs of macaroni (again, 2x 400g)
onion as much as which you like (I used 2 large yellows)
a tube of tomato puree (mine was a cheap 200g one)
feta cheese (I used 400g pre-cubed off-brand (not called feta in packaging) ones in some liquid since it had the best cheap:effort ratio)

idk, play with the ratios if you like, but that's is what I used and liked.

boil macaroni in a large pot, I did it with two vegetable stock cubes and some salt, remember to stir every now and then to prevent sticky
fry diced onion in butter or whatever you like for a bit, add meat and spices as you like
after meat's browned put the tube of puree in (or an approximate ratio for it) and stir and sit on a turned off stove for five minutes or something
after most of water's gone from macaroni and/or they're done and you've drained it, set the pot aside
insert meat and onion into macaroni, stir
insert feta into macaroni, do not apply feta juices if they're in some unless you want to I guess
stir well, put a lid on it for ten minutes
enjoy

did I do it right?
 
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Chicken-Vegetable Soup - UrsaTempest
Chicken-Vegetable Soup

I've binged Bourdain (rest in peace, you bastard) and Ruhlman's books this past few days. So when I made today's soup I tried to apply some of the technique and the result is much better than expected. I decided to write it down, but who knows - maybe it'll be useful to you, too.

Serve three to five meals.

INGREDIENTS:

Stock:
1 piece of chicken. I use a thigh, both lower and upper.
1 small onion. I use red onion - I honestly don't know if it's onion that just happened to be colored red or an enlarged small shallot.

Starch:
1 potato, small-medium.
1 carrot, small-medium.

Fibers:
4 sheets of big napa cabbage - feel free to swap with other brassica, as needed.
1 large chinese celery. Probably possible to replace with other celery, as needed.
1 small sweet(?) corn.

Seasoning:
3 small shallots.
4 cloves of garlic.
2 bay leaves.
Fish sauce, as needed.
Salt, as needed.
Pepper, as needed.
MSG, as needed.

Make Stock:
1. Wash chicken. Roast 'em until they just beginning to caramelize - thirty minutes on my air fryer, at 200C, but do it however you like it.
2. Put roasted chicken to pan. Cover with water. Doesn't have to be cold, but it shouldn't be hot.
3. Add salt. It can be hard to determine how much is needed at this stage unless you have experience, so err on being cautious.
4. Put pan to the stove. Turn it on. You want to aim temperature where it's hot enough you can't hold the pan, but not hot enough it'll boil. On my gas stove, it's literally the lowest setting short of turning it off.
5. Leave it for 3-4 hours.
6. The water will be reduced; you can add more to previous level as needed. I did it once, but after it got reduced again I decided it's sufficient and take the pan off the stove.
7. Take the chicken, set aside; if you want to store the stock, wait until it's cool before pouring it on convenient container.

Make stock, redux:
1. Put/keep your chicken stock on the pan.
2. Chop onion. Put chopped onion to the stock.
3. Strip chicken meat from bone. Cut meat, roughly. Put both meat and bone to the pan.
4. Put bay leaves to the pan.
5. Put pan to the stove. Same instruction as above - keep it hot, but not boiling (it's best to use drinkable water for this)
6. While stock is being made, it's time to prepare everything else:

Mise-en-Place:
1. Take other ingredients - make sure they're within reach.
2. Wash, clean, and peel everything, as needed. You want to do chopping/crushing later, however.
3. Put washed, cleaned, and peeled veggies and seasoning nearby.

Starches:
1. Cut potato and carrot. You can just add them to the pan immediately, if you want.
2. Set the stove to higher temperature. Aim for simmering.

Fibers:
1. Dehull corns. Set aside.
2. Chop cabbage. Set aside.
3. Cut shallots. Set aside.
4. Crush and cut garlic. Set aside.
5. Cut celery. Set aside.

Finishing:
1. Check on potato and carrot in the pan. If they are fork-soft, then put the rest of vegetables.
2. Taste the broth. Add salt, MSG, fish sauce, as necessary.
3. After it's boiled once, the soup is done. Turn off stove.
4. Take the bay leaves and chicken bones out (unless you want to eat/suck on the bones, I suppose).
5. Taste the broth. Add pepper, or other seasoning as needed.
 
Cosmic Brownie - YiteWrite
Just found this if anyone's interested:

Cosmic Brownie Recipe:
1/2 cup flour.
1/4 cup cocoa powder.
1/4 teaspoon of salt.
3/4 cup of brown sugar.
5 tablespoons of unsalted butter.
one egg and one egg yolk. (both room temperature)
one tablespoon of honey.
one teaspoon of vanilla.

FROSTING:
one and a 1/2 cup of chocolate chips.
1/2 cup of heavy cream.
sprinkles.
 
Some South-East Asia-nised Meat sauce - Evillevi
Here's a recipe for some South-East Asia-nised Meat sauce for pasta

Tomato n Chilly meat sauce.

Ingredient Proportion based on the meat component
  • 1X Minced Meat, Pork in my case(Salt+oregano+Oyster sauce marinade for 1 hour)
  • 0.3 -0.5X minced Onion/Garlic , personally put it in blender it's easier that way
  • 0.4X Carrots
  • 0.2X of quartered tomato,
  • 0.1X of canned Tomato purree
  • 0.1-0.2X Chilly sauce as preferred
  • Oregano + Thyme + Water + Sugar + Salt + any other herbs + Vinegar for seasoning to taste at the end
Bottled Chilly sauce for reference
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Steps
  1. Fry the onion/Garlic for a minute
  2. Add n Stir the carrots for a couple of minute
  3. Add , Stir, and break apart the meat for another 2-3 minutes
  4. Add and stir the tomato Puree for a couple of minutes
  5. Add n stir quartered tomatoes, you can immediately proceed to
  6. Add water until it reached your desired ratio/thiccness of liquid to Solid
  7. Add n Stir Chilly sauce , Proceed immediately to next step
  8. Simmer for 5-10 minutes until everything is well cooked, stir occasionally as needed.
    1. Add additional seasoning/ingredients as prefered.
    2. Typically I add more sugar.
  9. Sauce is now ready to serve with pasta.
Background
Chili Sos is the most accessible form of concetrated flavour, especially in the case in Malaysia where tomato quality is not consistent.

Canned tomato + Sugar+ Cut tomato gives it some of that tomato flavour without overspending on tomatoes.

You can technically replace the meat with any type of protein that breaks down into that pebbles of protein for texture as the oyster sauce adds the umami.

This is a very chinese way of cooking since it relies on adding premade sauces/purees to up complexity without spending on expensive/non-native ingredients.
 
Homemade Raita to cut curry spice heat - Biigoh
Makes some raita with fine strips of cucumber, finely diced onion, finiely dice spring onion, pinch of salt and ground cumin.... and plain yogurt.

You can use any cucumber, be it long english, fat field cukes, small japanese cucumber. But must be sliced into very thin strips/straws, about the length of a finger worth of cucumber.
A single fine slice of onion that is then diced up.
A single spring onion or cilantro sliced up finely.

Mix ingredients into a large bowl of yogart.

Add salt and cumin to taste.

Mix and let it rest in the fridge for an hour plus.

It'll be good for 1-2 days. Goes well with curry and rice.
 
Basic bitch Indian-style omelet - Somebody
Thought I'd toss my hat in the ring with:

Basic bitch Indian-style omelet

Ingredients (For one egg. Scaling up is easier than scaling down)

- 1 Tablespoon oil, butter, or whatever fat you use for cooking. If you have a nonstick, use the fat anyways, just drop it down to a teaspoon instead. The oil is as much for flavor as lubrication
- 1/8 to 1/6 onion, diced small works best, but sliced is fine too. My own recommendation is to go with a mild onion, or if using a red onion then to brown it first to cook off the raw onion taste.
- 1 green chilli, sliced
- 1/8 to 1/6 tomato, diced into small cubes. Note, you're making an omelet with stuff in it, not stuff with an egg binding.
- A small bunch of coriander leaves, plucked from their stems (you can leave these out if you like:V)
- Pinch of red chilli powder (that's 1/8th of a teaspoon for those pinchically challenged like myself)
- Up to 1/4 teaspoon of salt (adjust as per preference)
- 1 egg. Of course
- Splash of water


Recipe

- Those ingredients owe you money (except for the oil, he's good on his debts, never misses a payment or is late). Toss 'em in a bowl and beat them until everything's mixed thoroughly together. There should be no streaks of whites left in there. The water helps loosen things up.
- Heat up the oil on medium heat. In the pan, of course—we don't want any reports of arson.
- Once the oil is hot, turn the heat down to low and add in the egg mixture. Don't pour from too high up, that'll force the oil out from underneath and lead to stickage. Try to bring the bowl as close to the pan as possible. Using a spoon, wooden or otherwise, try to distribute the mixture as evenly as you can manage. Trying the French method of "push the edges and tilt the pan" won't work here, since it'll just smoosh all the ingredients in the center and leave you with a sad omelet. Also, try not to spread the omelet too thin—this needs to flip, and if it's too thin then it'll rip.
- Fry the omelet until the top seems set, then flip. Cook the other side as well. Note that the eggs need to be set before you can flip, or else the omelet rips. Also, lightly jiggling the pan helps keep
- Cook both sides brown. Think "milk coffee", not "loam". You want color here, don't be scared to lift the eggs slightly to check for doneness. Black is burnt. Black is bitter. Black is bad.
- Serve hot with a paratha and tea. Eat with your hands, you can wash 'em later.


Notes

- This is basically a flat frittatta. It just tastes more "Indian" because we're using red chilli powder instead of black pepper, and there's green chillis and coriander leaves in there.
- You can adjust the salt as you please, just don't try to undersalt it. The salt helps balance out the bite of the red chilli powder. Without it, the chilli powder just makes the thing taste horribly sharp.
- This tastes absolutely heavenly with pickled green mangoes, but exercise caution when eating Indian style pickles. These are made in mustard oil, not vinegar, and they tend to smell. While not as sour smelling as vinegar, and in my opinion much more pleasant, the smell from these pickles lingers horribly, and even washing your hands with soap and brushing your teeth can't remove the smell. If you want to try them, make sure to handle them at a distance, and make sure you're not gonna be meeting company afterwards—even for people here in the subcontinent, that smell is just impolite.
 
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