[X] AAA Aardvark Hotel
The scream is unquestionably one of pain, and you've almost opened the door before it trails off and you realize it didn't come from Nabiki.
"My fucking arm!" the suddenly-much-deeper voice continues. "You fucking- AAAUGH-!"
The follow-up scream is abruptly cut off, and you reel backward.
Where the sweet flying
fuck is all that chakra coming from?!
"-you know what- boys-!"
"-girl with spirit-"
"WOLF FANG FIST!"
Five heavy
whumps.
"What?! Get up, you lazy bums!"
D: "I-I CAN'T MOVE! THAT LITTLE BITCH, WHAT DID SHE-?"
"RED RIDING HOOD'S DOWRY!"
You wince. A large tree just died breaking someone's fall.
"-the fuck did that club come from-?"
"WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR? RUN, STUPID!"
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!" Nabiki roars. "GET OVER HERE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAIDON'TWANNADIEHYHY~HY~!" :'(
"WHERE IS YOUR SENSEI?"
"O-o-o-o-o-over there!"
"YOU LITTLE SNITCH-!"
"SPIRIT BALL!"
Nine down, three fleeing, three to go.
"'Master' Onihige, is it? As you have no doubt guessed, I am Nabiki, heiress of the Rouga. I am here for the Doll's Eye Valley-style teaching scroll, at the request of the Maebara. You have tarnished their school's reputation nearly beyond repair and as such have forfeited your claim to its headship."
"H-have mercy, Rouga-sama! You wouldn't deprive an old man of his livelihood, would you?!"
In other news, one of the bandits, clearly possessed of more balls than brains, is attempting to oh-so-stealthily sneak in through the carriage window.
You decide to:
[X] play hostage. Nabiki's had her chance to show off, now it's your turn.
[X] play Lethal Joke Maid.
[X] casually shut the window on his fingers and keep listening; you don't want to miss a word of this conversation.